Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Sexational Pam! Don't judge a beauty by her stage name. The Sexational Pam's pristine, untouched pearl has never dipped into the sea of peen (File that under: Why did I write that?), but she's ready to dive in. 70-year-old British jewel Pam Shaw has been waiting until marriage to get her fresh cherry plucked, but her career as a cabaret singer kept her from love. Unlike lifetime achievement award-winning man whore Tom Jones, who The Sexational Pam opened for in the 60s, she's only kissed a man. But now that she's retired and has stepped into the non-stop sunset booze cruise phase of life, she's ready to give a fuck about fucking.
Ashton Kutcher can back the hell up, because he'll never get a chance to christen The Sexational Pam's coochie. The 70-year-old virgin is picky about who she's going to dust her pearl off for. Pam opened up to the eHarmony of British tabloids, The Sun, and told them what kind of man she's looking for and why she's the perfect catch:
“Now’s the time. I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke. My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire. I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins. I may be 70 but I’m young at heart. People can’t believe it when I tell them my age. I think I look great, maybe because I’ve never been married or had kids. I’m fun and have bundles of energy.”
Any virgin beauty who counts Joan Collins as one of her idols is an idol of mine. Grab the KY and get the peen, Pam!
(For Michael, Kristyn and Ashlee)
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Oh mah guhh. the 3rd thumbnail is taking me higher!!
Like her hair.
1.) I call bullshit. And also I really don't wanna "see" the receipts to prove it either way.
2.) The fruit is so ripe, if this IS true, that is has flies circling around it.
A millionaire could get an 18-25 year old gold digger, why go after this wannabe gold diggin hag? Her poon MIGHT be untouched, but it's still 70 year old poon none the less. Bitch sit down.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Go Pam! Get you some! You look a hell of a lot better than Lisa Turtle.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
she's pretty in the middle thumbnail...but does she have pants on there? if not, she's a'lying.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
70yr old virgins make 90yr old sluts
Shit just got tyrannoserious - MK
A 70-year old virgin?! Now that's the most depressing thing I've heard all day.
She may be one of those people that believes all the kinds of slutty things you can do(including objects), don't count unless it was an actual peen in the actual 'for peen' designed orifice. so technically, yeah.
Those ARE great gams!!
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Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:49am.
She's not a virgin, COME ON. Maybe senility has wiped out all her peen memories.
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LMFAO @ "peen memories".
Twatty, Oh yeah, he's packing! And the ladies STILL SWOOOOOON! Word! ;P
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WithinReason -- hey, I saw him play Chicago 3 years ago; dude still has it going on! I'd still put out for him!!! I also hear he's packing!
After hearing Kathy Griffin talk about what Gloria Stenheim said about your vagina turning into thin rice paper after menopause maybe this poor memaw should just keep her legs closed. Ouch.
Twatty, you into rugs in tight polyester packages? hahahahaha He wore those pants so tight he HAD to open up those shirts all the way just to let his shaggy-licious nips breathe! Olololol
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There is probably plenty of dust bunnies and cobwebs growing up in her cooch.
I find it hard to believe she opened for Tom Jones and is still a virgin. I would have totally put out for him back in the day. Yeah, I'm classy that way.
She's not a virgin, COME ON. Maybe senility has wiped out all her peen memories.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Clam virgin maybe BUT throat, ass, cleavage, armpit, earhole, nostril and anywhereadickgoes virgin NEVER! She's had more seed spilled on her than a 200 acre wheat field. FACT.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
I could never be a virgin. Gads, think all the good peen she's missed! It makes me sad just thinking about it.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:47am.
*spits in hand and steps up to the plate*
ahahahahahha Jacko! such the humanitarian!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
M.E., perhaps she's vegan? You can get away with a lot of virgin lovin' in the veggie aisle.
Snowball ha! Same page. :)) Yup. That hymen (used or not) has GOT to be DOA.
There is absolutely NO WAY she's gone 70 years with no peen.
LMAO @ Jacko & Whamsters' ball strategies.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
At her age, wouldn't her hymen just have turned to dust anyway?
So basically what she's saying is she'll settle for someone to put their dick in her while she lays there awkwardly, dry as toast because of menopause if they're a millionaire. I bet it takes a month to her working up the courage to get naked.
Ha, Fat Lady posted right before me and had the same idea. :)
How do you even prove you're a virgin at that age? I mean, (and this is gross) but, the hymen has GOT to be way dead and gone by age 70.
Virgin? Yeah right, perhaps she meant to say that she's never flown Virgin? I don't believe it.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
70 years old with those legs? Amazing.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:47am.
*spits in hand and steps up to the plate*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HAAAAAAAAAAAAA at this!!!
She'd have a better chance at getting some cock if she took the rooster off her head.
She should go for a young, toothless, football hooligan. The old guys want young things. Drunks ass yabbos don't care.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:19am.
That's it exactly! Phyllis Diller.
She's a liar mouf imho.
I demand a red-sealed hymenal certificate from the Royal Doctor. Pam's been plowed more times than an Amish corn field.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
"I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man" -- so, there's a chance she would NOT sleep with the guy?!? OMG, she is a catch, someone snatch her UP! Hide your millionaires because Sexy IS IN TOWN! Btw, maybe you should update those profile pictures a bit... ;p
LOL she does look great and should be crowned "the 70-year-old Manchester Lolita!" <33
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:55am.
That first thumbnail WTF?
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I believe that's an outfit and hair style Phylis Diller had for a while in the late 60's early 70's
She's got great legs.
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"Dude is like a human version of a white, windowless van" - Michael K.
Virgin on the ridiculous! This is super sad. What a waste of a poon!
I do Pagents!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:53am.
Shes a virgin like I can count my lovers on one hand.
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OMG EEG, I had no idea you were a 45 fingered freak!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:47am.
o.O
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:53am.
Shes a virgin like I can count my lovers on one hand.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! you know she hasn't gone her whole life without sticking SOMETHING up her bat cave...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I know a man that is an over 40 year old virgin. He isn't super handsome, but he isn't bad looking either. Sometimes it just doesn't happen for some people I guess. But she could be lying. That first thumbnail WTF?
Good luck with that, lady. Guys usually like older women because they've got some EXPERIENCE.
Btw, a friend of mine sang in the NY cabaret circuit and told me she was a rare hetero in a mostly lesbian music scene. Maybe that is why she never met any men before now.
Shes a virgin like I can count my lovers on one hand.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:47am.
*spits in hand and steps up to the plate*
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*gives Jacko "down by two going into the third period you can do it pep talk" before the deed*
Yeah, cause tall, dark, handsome millionaires love the 70 year old virgin type.
She's delusional but doesn't know any better so ... she might get lucky from sheer dumb LUCK!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:45am.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:38am.
Why I dont believe such "news"? Or she may have been a lesbian...
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That was my first thought too, there is NO WAY coming from the cabaret singin life style of the 60-70s that some dude didn't dip his peen into the honey jar..no way no how!
*calls BS crosses arms and sits the fuck down*
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Since she probably can't remember anything from the 60's-70's, she considers herself a born-again virgin.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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*spits in hand and steps up to the plate*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 9:38am.
Why I dont believe such "news"? Or she may have been a lesbian...
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That was my first thought too, there is NO WAY coming from the cabaret singin life style of the 60-70s that some dude didn't dip his peen into the honey jar..no way no how!
*calls BS crosses arms and sits the fuck down*