This Is What Lisa Turtle Looks Like Now

May 10, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Just so you know, this is what Lark Voorhies, mostly known as Lisa Turtle on Saved By The Bell, looked like in 2010:

I don’t even know where to begin. I don’t even know where to end. I don’t even know where the middle is. This could be an Ashley Judd situation, but that clown on crack make-up is the main reason for why Lisa Turtle looks like she was made with equal parts of Tracy Jordan in drag and current face LeAnn Rimes. Make-up like this should only be worn when you’re trying to terrify the dreams out of young children, not when you’re talking about whatever during an interview. This is fucking depressing and the only bitch I can blame right now is Screech. Because that is definitely what one looks like after getting one too many Dirty Sanchezes from Screech.

The video has left me with even more questions.

Can we please start a Kickstarter to get Lisa Turtle a make-up artist that won’t make her look like she just pressed her face against Lil Kim’s face?

(Thanks, Suzanne)

Tags: Eyebrow Situation, We Can All Go Home Now

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