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With the deaths of MCA, Falling Bear and Bucket List Baby this week (in other words, fuck this week hard in the taint), you might need a temporary pick-up, so here's a gallery of pictures featuring adorable dog friends and the ravishing beauties who love them.
Because your dog deserves to scoot its itchy ass in luxury while you're away, The Pooch Hotel (not to be confused with Charlie Sheen's Cooch Hotel a few blocks down) opened its doors in Hollywood last night with a party full of sparkling A-list jewels including Phoebe Price, Rip Taylor, a dead Yorkie on Rip's head, Joan Van Ark, Kate Linder and the newest edition to the wall of beauty in front of my bed (so I go to sleep at night knowing the world is not totally an ugly place): BARBARA VAN ORDEN!
Everything you need to know about Barbara Van Orden you can learn by putting on a pair of silk gloves before clicking on the pair of diamonds (seriously) on her website. It's the most luxurious thing you'll see today unless you somehow peeked into my apartment window this morning and watched me slow dance with my dog to Natalie Cole's "Unforgettable" CD.


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The Barbara Van Orden Video under "overview" tab. Soooooo worth sitting through.
Ya, it's not Cinema Paradiso but it has Cary♥, Bogart, Dietrich, and Davis... and that pillow toss (LiLo wishes!) hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZJM-ihzhhY
Sappeh but cleanses the palate after leatherface and octobarf - Great afternoon everyone! ;D
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I have a question about Kombucha tea.
Have any of you here made it? Is it safe? I just bought a Kombucha 'baby' off of ebay and I hope I don't make myself sick. I figure you have to sterilize everything as best as possible and use sterile gloves?
I'm a little afraid about tinkering with fungi and bacteria.
I wonder if once-beautiful stars who mess up their faces w/surgery actually regret having had it done, or if they (in some warped way) think they really do look better.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 9:49am.
-Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:32pm.
HAHAHAHA. I can't think of that movie without thinking of the spoof they did in Mad Magazine when it came out.
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Gawd, totally forgot about MAD. I never saw that parody. (can't find it on the interwebs, but i did find one for Columbo--clodumbo)
Today is free comic book day. i'll have to look up Mad. I think my kids would like it.
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Hekki, in case you roll by here again... Your post about the homemade piñata was one of the sweetest things I've read in a while. If you make it special, kids can have a great time no matter what! They have plenty! ;p
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-Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:32pm.
HAHAHAHA. I can't think of that movie without thinking of the spoof they did in Mad Magazine when it came out.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by soulks on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:21pm.
@ "Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 7:16pm."
mine too! you are truly a wise and gifted person. My fav parts are when Gloria helps Suzy and she realizes who Alan Arkin/Richard Crenna/Jack Weston are. :)
OMG I love that part! And is it me or was Richard Crenna kinda hot back then?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Is this a party for people who screwed up their faces with plastic surgery? Joan Van Ark? Yuck!
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Happy Saturday, Stan!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Spaz that's great that you've been! It's beautiful huh...
Thank you for your kind words ♥
Somebody tell Chicken Cutlets to put make up on her arms too, because it looks weird when the natural freckles are thanks to makeup no longer visible around the face and neck area, but the arms are full of it.
@TurtReturns - sorry to read about your MIL. Good juju to you & your family.
Churchill really is awesome the first time. I haven't been in years, but I remember very clearly the first time going through that tunnel to get to the infield for Derby. It probably doesn't hurt that, for me, horse races are freaking exciting.
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Thanks, WR...see you soon :)
God damned fornicating rollys...
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Painted Lady, yes you're right. I'm glad he's keeping busy at least, and he realizes what he's doing. But at least it's giving him something to focus on, instead of going out and beating someone's ass or whatever. He's having a hard time reconciling the fact that his mother, who is probably one of the best human beings I know, is going to have to go through this while he deals with the same drug addicted, child molesting, spouse beating crackheads every single day.
Lol @ spotteddogranch
Turt, you are doing fine though, a big support, you know?
Ok, back in a bit...
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Kitty, good luck. I hope things turn out well. She sounds very gifted and I hope she can realize that and turn things around soon. Maybe she just needs to get this out of her system before she can really get serious...
Good night everyone. Mr. Turtle will be home shortly and kids are gone so I'm hoping we can just breathe for a little bit. I love you all.
Hahaha SDR,
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^^^ That's a "long distance relative" hug. The kind you give with the extended arm.
Will you let me borrow that one?
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
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Sorry to hear that Turtreturns. But sometimes keeping busy is good. When my boss' son passed, she was in the office all hrs of the day, and got extra involved w the staff. It really seemed to help her cope by keeping her mind occupied while she came to terms w things emotionally
God damned fornicating rollys...
*mutters in sleep*
Kill those bastards...
*stomps feet under covers*
I'm on a mission from God!
Nite for realz all!
WR, exactly. I can't do anything, it sucks. I do love the running though, you're right about it clearing my head. Actually I am running a 5k in about ten hours, it's for the American Cancer Society/Relay for Life. I had no idea when I signed up this was all going to happen...
Still laughing at your "sessy orgy times"
Happy Friday to you Stan! hehehe ;)
Out for a bit...
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SDR goodnight!!! I hope those rowdy rollies don't keep you up all night ;p
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Same to you Stan!
Thanks again SDR. You are great. I really did laugh so loudly at your beer and rolly story below :)
I'm trying to just be there for him. He's having a hard time and it will only get worse...it's strange for me to have the roles reversed when it's usually him telling me to calm down or whatever. Plus he is over a foot taller than me and twice my weight so its very painful for me to watch this man who isn't afraid of ANYTHING OR ANYONE to just crumble.
Night also.
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^^^ That's a "long distance relative" hug. The kind you give with the extended arm.
Turt, that is so hard on everyone in a family, isn't it? But what can you do except wait and give them support? I bet the running helps clear your head! ;P
SDR, oh that cracked me up about the rolly polly's on beer, I was like, wth? Sessy orgy-times on your yard? What a rowdy bunch! ;D
Kitty, anytime sweets! You go right ahead and VENT VENT VENT! It is good for you!
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:31pm.
Kitty mufin, dismantle the shed. No coddling. Sometimes you just got to let them fuck up. Sooner or later they pull they're heads out.
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You gotta be a hard ass sometimes. It'll sink in after she has to climb up a big ass mountain.
im sorry last post..but I luv this..
Turt - Poor Mr. Turtle! I will be thinking of you and your family. It'll be OK. Keep yourself strong and that will help the brood.
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THat sounds cool Turtle. Thanks for sharing moments like that. For someone who may never ever see Churchill Downs in real life, that was an awsome visual. Thanks!
Ok and nitey nite!
Submitted by Gobbler on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:45pm.
Kitty-I really like Within's suggestion of putting your daughter in touch with someone who can act as a mentor.
I think if your daughter is so talented that she can get into a top school, she must love what she does, and will wake up to that when the relationship-induced endorphins settle down.
thanks, for that
Goodnight GG. Have a good time tomorrow :)
Well, Im turning in. I have to get up early to help my dad drywall our garage.
No worries kittymuffin. *big hug*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 11:38pm.
She has been selected by the top school in art
GG, thank you ♥
Lol, no I didn't but I should have! Trust me, I'm waaaaay too poor to be hanging out at the Derby tomorrow! I did, however, get to run through and around the infield of Churchill Downs during my half marathon...it was so great. You go through a tunnel that goes underneath Churchill Downs while going in, if that makes sense...I was about 8 miles in and as I ran through the tunnel into the Downs, the racetrack was above and in front of me, and three jockeys on horses went tearing through. It was a great scene, made the whole day for me.
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Helloooooooo {[(Mustang)]}, your Disturbed link MADE MY DAY! ♥awesome♥
Always look forward to your drive-bys, LOL that doesn't sound right... I hope you are doing well Mustang! ☺☺☺
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Turtle did you get a crazy hat for the event?
I hope and pray that things turn out well for your MIL.
Hi Gobbler :)
Kitty-sorry about the situation. Sounds like these guys have offered some pretty good advice so I'll just say "second" to them...♥
thanks for your support.Gobbler..within..Gardengirl
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Hi GG and SDR! Lol at your rolly polly issues...
I am about 80 miles south of the Derby, my half marathon last Saturday was actually the Kentucky Derby Mini Marathon, a traditional part of the derby festivities :)
Found out today that she has three tumors...one is in her lymph node. She begins chemo Monday, surgery to follow. She has same type of breast cancer that took her mother...hubby is staying SO busy. Cleaning pool, running errands (some stupid ass bitch kicked out the back window of his cruiser so he had to get assloads of estimates), cleaning pool again, mowing, then to work...he's just staying busy right now.
And hey Turt!
Kitty-I really like Within's suggestion of putting your daughter in touch with someone who can act as a mentor.
I think if your daughter is so talented that she can get into a top school, she must love what she does, and will wake up to that when the relationship-induced endorphins settle down.
Kitty muffin - along the same line as SDR was saying, I got out of high school w a full ride to college. Lasted one semester before I was flunking all my classes, and dropped out. But after some time in a dead end job, and growing apart from the then-bf (also a fuck up), I decided without provocation from my parents to go back to school. It took a few yrs to get it out of my system, and I'd be lying if I said I was completely over my one step forward two step back days, But i am in a much better position now, and I don't resent my mom for being a pushy nosy B- cuz she just let me bumble around til I came to my senses
As GG said, sometimes you just gotta let em make their own mistakes
Evening Turtle!