Afternoon Crumbs
Miley Cyrus is either giving the paps a break from taking pictures of her face or she's got a herp sore garden on her lips - ICYDK
RDJ's herp derp face tells me that he's got the farts - Lainey Gossip
The orgasm supercut can also double as the suffering a brain freeze while getting possessed by an alien supercut - Towleroad
Please, like GOOP does something as provincial as fucking. She just gets her servants to do it for her. - The Superficial
Kate Upton modeling A-Rod's new Yankees uniform - Hollywood Tuna
Denise Richards looks like a plastic pug caught in the headlights - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Still hotter than Khloe Kardashian - Celebitchy
Junior Seau has passed away - The Big Lead
Panty Creamer of the Day: Parker Hurley - The Berry
You'll never believe this shit, but professional bikini model Candice Swanepoel is in a bikini - Popoholic
Simon Cowell needs to stop leaking pages from his X-Factor fan fiction to the media - Popsugar
Slip these in your "RiRi bones strippers" blind items file - IDLYITW
Please tell me there's going to be a smoke monster biopic - Videogum
Khloe Kardashian doesn't believe in divorce, because if she gets sick of Lamar she'll just eat him - I'm Not Obsessed
RiRi SANS FARDS - Moe Jackson
Cee Lo's old mug shot needs more sequins - Hollywood Rag
The Pinterest of a teenage girl who is really obsessed with the fashions of 2001 hurled all over Heather Morris - Go Fug Yourself
That hot piece from Vampire Diaries is now CaCa-free - Just Jared
Dominic Monaghan is trying to get himself some twat on Twitter - Celebslam
Phantom of the Starbucks - Cityrag


The Sunglasses Hut website are very successful,they offer the cheap but real sunglasses ,you can save much money to but the sunglasses from it.I bought a armette sunglasses there last year, and i will buy a Ray Ban Sunglasses this year.
Bring Back Lost! I don't care if it sucks
And just FYI all the guys here were creaming over that Kate Upton video, yesterday.... At least her bewbs actually MOVE!
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Submitted by honeychile on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:26am.
never trust a hobbit, this one will trick into his hobbit cave and then try bang against the wall and he will hump u like a rabbid dog.
LMAO! @loopygorilla
I don't remember which hobbit that hobbity looking motherfucker was, Meriodoc Brandybuck or Peregrin Took, but I shall never ever EVAAAH look at that film the same way ever again! *slurps* :)
Ewww, those strippers are nasty looking. She needs to quit being a cheap ass & go to club where the talent doesn't make you want to throw up in your mouth a little.
Submitted by honeychile on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:38am.
Lol i have a limits, i can only swallow so much before i start gagging.
And DOminic strikes me as the hobbit energizer bunny who holds the back of your head and pumps your mouth.
Nasty Hobbit!!
@loopygorilla but.. but.. BUT IT'S SOOOO BIGGGGG!!! #NomNomNom
That fucking hobbit Dominic Monaghan is getting action?
wow seriously, when you are famous, you can get pussy no matter what you look like cuz famewhores will fuck you no matter what.
i wouldnt fuck Dominic Monaghan with ashton kutcher's dick.
i skimmed this post mostly, but all I needed to see was Dominic Monaghan for my eye holes to do the robot for that big dick son of a bitch! And now my nipples are break dancing, my areolas are doing the wave and my fingers are typing to the beat of myvidster.com/disable_filter.php! DEAL!
you guyzzz! Miley isn't fake hiding from the paps, she is modeling the latest Burka fashions!
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Are you FURRR-reallll? (thats how miley said it)
yes because if you covered your face like a fuckwit, it doesnt draw attention to you... whatever miley, fucking dumb chipmunk squirrel slut.
Miley needs to do RDJ's derp face at the paps... LOL so does Brit, oh... nevermind - l like those shoelaces Parker! Hehehe
RIP Seau....
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RiRi looks so good without her usual war paint and ratty sheitel!
That Heather Morris outfit doesn't look like 2001. It just looks...shitty.
(Wait it that paisley on her dress? Okay, then it looks like 2001.)
Oops..meant to write flannel.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Two questions: what does 'fards' mean, and is it just me, or did riri misspell 'flanne' and 'Chanel?' I don't get her shirt. :(
www.poopreport.com :)
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I don't effing care about miley effing cyrus, and wish she would have answered a cell phone or lit up a joint while at the gas pump so her inbred ass would have imploded/exploded with the fiery rage of a billion suns.
What I DO care about is how freaking HOT RDJ is and what I'd do to himmm if we both ever happen to be single at the same time and bump into each other. Sigh.
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RIP Junior Seau. He seemed like a very nice man and not a typical asswipe football player.
Miley and the other idiots who cover their face from the paps just make themselves look foolish. They are only making the paps want chase them even more.
Oh man, Junior Seau...sending peace to his family.
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Rhianna is answering that BI from a couple of weeks ago I see. (the one with the singer going to strip clubs and hooking up with chicks)
I've been watching The Voice and think that Ceelo is such a nice guy...he's always positive with everything he says to the contestants...as far as looks...well, I'll take a pass on that one
ubmitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 6:14pm.
CeeLo grosses me out. I don't see HOW he gets all that supposed pussy.
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He always struck me a kinda effeminate, he seems to have that "Elton John" mid 70s flair as well!?
If a celebrity covers their face, I automatically think they are an attention whore. They're just fake whining "Oh, leave me alone. I'm just like you! I pump my gas." NO. If you weren't trying to call attention to yourself, you would just calmly pump your gas like a normal person. Covering your face doesn't stop anyone from taking the picture.
sushi -- Upton has those sloppy titties that flop all over the place. She strikes me as one of those cow-like women, big-boned and sloppy.
Can't a girl pump her own gas in peace?!! xD
Submitted by jackie on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:56pm.
Kate Upton has a weird shape. Like spongebob with big titties.
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Agreed! And her bobbies look so floppish.
Thank you, Berry.
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I see that Shitters 'baby hit me one more time' is moving nicely into middle age. I would make fun of the double chin, the weird shaped nose, chunky legs and the fact that she couldn't fit her ass into those low rise jeans she used to shill if her life depended on it but then I remember that the woman had a mental breakdown from which she has not recovered and I shrug and think, well bitch you asked for it when you sold your soul to satan so git the fuck on and deal.
man! that parker hurley is one sweet piece of eye candy
*calls up SO to arrange evening together*
That look works for Miley! Emma Stone should try it.
I mean move the eff out of LA if you don't want paparazzi up your ass.
CeeLo grosses me out. I don't see HOW he gets all that supposed pussy. His little T-Rex arms and fly-catching mouf. Eeeew. And he's FAT.
Submitted by jackie: "Kate Upton has a weird shape. Like spongebob with big titties."
Yeah. Her torso is not attractive, IMO. Just because you have a flat stomach doesn't mean you have a hot body. It's like a huge expanse of rectangular desert or something. Her bewbs are lovely, though.
So she called the paps and then pretended to hide?
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Best picture I ever saw of Miley -- I can't see her ugly hillbilly face!!!
OneLiner -- I am so with you on that Kate Upton shit. I'm sick of seeing that sickening cow everywhere I look. She's just another skank ass 'ho who's probably fucking that perv Terry Richardson, just like Blohan.
I think Rihanna is sort of edgy but it's almost like that's nothing. Everybody is sort of edgy. It's all so carrot and stick and they wear it out because you always feel cheated when you pay any attention to them.
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Submitted by jackie on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:56pm.
Like spongebob with big titties.
Haaaaaaaaahahaha
Britney got a new bodyguard. Chyna got a new face. Lady Caca doesn't want a boyfriend while she's on tour. Who would? She wants to keep her options open.
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Kate Upton has a weird shape. Like spongebob with big titties.
I actually like Rihanna, but she's being embarrassingly try hard right now. She's pretty - by civilian standards - without makeup, but I just wish she'd stop trying to be bad and edgy. She's just...not.
RiRi SANS FARDS
Who the fuck actually finds this bitch pretty? Look at that picture on the right. FUG.
I miss LOST badly...but it does NOT need to come back. It will just ruin it...have we not learned anything from the Sex and the City movies and the badly edited made for prude versions of the original SATC TV show?
UGH.
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Jr. Seau story is sad* and is an example of why i am never get particularly hot and bothered when professional athletes go on strike for better retirement and long-term benefits and salary concessions. condolences to his family.
* yes, i know he was a steroid abuser who in part brought the brain damage on himself. and what causes the pressure for athletes at all levels (or actors or gym rats for that matter) to use steroids, hmmmmm?
ETA: Fards, please, Rihanna. Stat. There should be a makeup artistry award at the Grammys or VMAs
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Did RiRi take out her green contacts too?
She does not look attractive without makeup.
OMG, I knew Junior in high school! My condolences to his family and friends.
ETA: Dog, did you see my post to you on the LiLi thread?
Dear Miley:
You aren't fooling anyone. Paps don't hang out at the gas station so calling them wasn't a smart idea if you wanted everyone to think you don't want your pic taken.
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Who or What is that creature called Kate Upton???!!! and why is she everywhere??? is she the one that had sex with that burger??? she looks as disgusting as that other rancid creature Lindsay Lohan!
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