Monday, April 30th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Dr. 90210

No, this isn't a picture of Dr. 90210, one of the original E! whores, holding up the tampon that fell out of his man pussy. This is a picture of Dr. Robert Rey posing with a peen implant during a meet and greet with his "fans" at the Seminole Casino in Hollywood, FL on Saturday. It's nice to see that after all these years Dr. 90210 is still a frosted, latex-covered MESS! Bitch looks like he just woke up from a coma after overdosing on the wrong kind of K during Black Party Weekend in 2001. Dr. 90210's calico cat hair makes me think of my terrifying adventures with Sun-In and that outfit makes me think of how I used my first credit card to actually buy something from the International Male catalog. Dr. 90210 is like a human time capsule of everything that was wrong about the early 2000s. Dude looks like a Euro gay porn star from 2002 who just can't let go of his glory days. I bet he smells like poppers, Drakkar, L.A. Looks gel and anti-chaffing cream.

That being said, I'd still hit it even though he's so damn greasy that fucking on him would be like humping a Slip 'N Slide covered in baby oil. But Dr. 90210 would have to bring his "friend" who sort of looks like a beary Haley Joel Osment on growth hormones.

Posted by: Michael K


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bornagainChristian's picture

This guy is a certifiable nut job. Has CA checked to see if he really has a medical degree and license. Worth looking into OR re-evaluating! No REAL doctor walks around with a stethoscope like that....unless he is emulating the ones who 'play one on TV'. My guess is he escaped from the psych unit in his hospital and just started telling everyone he was a doctor...yeah, that's the ticket! and a plastic surgeon too...uh-huh.

this guy needs to SEE a doctor! STAT.

lastdiva's picture

LOL "International Male" was the FIRST thing I thought of when I saw this picture. MK rocks.

Dr Rey has the Crispin Glover Special haircut.

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Thru the fog's picture

This "FRUIT BAG" clearly is rebelling against (daddy), hates Women; "you need the biggest bags I can legally put in you to be sexy." and cleary wants his wife, (a nightmare) to leave him. Used to love this guy, he's a douche bag closet case.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

The Doctor is a very attractive middle-aged Mexican homosexual!

(Are there photos of her presenting hole?)

SpottedDogRanch's picture

Ugh. Insomnia due to steroids. Not fun.
I'm addicted to Jetpack Joyride.

WinterOwl22's picture

I should've asked earlier when everyone was around but does anyone know of a good surgeon in the L.A. Area? One that specializes in breast reduction surgery? I remember when I would watch Dr. 90210 , I would say that this guy^^^ would perform my breast reduction. Lol

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WinterOwl22's picture

Night Bigbendy! I'm finally eating. I went to the store and bought some frozen burritos. They're good, from the Amy's Kitchen brand.

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Kandykane's picture

Holy shit, I would not let this fuckin freak near me with a scalpel. All sorts of body dysmorphic and he's gonna operate on ME?!?!?

TelevisedRevolution's picture

i cannot rupaulogize for my lack of clairvoyance - i did NOT see Sharon Needles winning! but hay - congrats to her!! #rupaulsdragrace #norupaulogies

http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/04/30/rupauls-drag-race-season-4-winner-q-an...

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loopygorilla's picture

Who is the hairy elf lephracaun daddy in the last thumbnail?

Mel-Tang's picture

Yw SpottedDogRanch!
Re: Rimadyl...a few yrs ago my yellow labrador 'Sam' passed away from complications of this arthritis medicine. He was put on it to try and help reduce the pain in his hips. After about 5-6 days of taking it, his health began to decline rapidly and within a matter of hours, he was having seizures, breathing problems, not eating and excessive thirst. He got to the point where he couldn't even get up and walk, so I called my vet. She was planning to come to the house the next day to put him down, but he died (in my daughter's lap) about two hrs after I called. :'(
I didn't know about the dangers of Rimadyl until after he passed and I researched the drug. I felt horribly guilty for so long because there were so many warnings about the drug, but I didn't find out until it was too late.
I just want people to be aware of the potential dangers of these pills, and make sure they are right for their dog before using them. There are tons of horror stories about people losing their pets, especially labs for some reason. It's devastating. If you just Google 'rimadyl deaths', you can see them. Very sad and unecessary. Thank you for asking!

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harperharper's picture

Thank you!

Bigbendy's picture

Winter Owl, I have had the munchies all day. You name it I ate it. I'm surprised that the wine is having any effect on me. I'm outta here. Night, Owl. Geez I'm a cornball.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

finally, RuPaul's Drag Race. Now my heart can go on.

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WinterOwl22's picture

Bigbendy, lol no worries! Those were all my names at some point anyway! I'm hongray, so I'm looking through the fridge/cupboards for someone to eat.

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Bigbendy's picture

William Levy has the briefs to match that shirt. Hello snow owl. What up? Oops, night owl. My bad, winter owl. Sorry a little too much vino tonight.

WinterOwl22's picture

Hello?

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Whatever's picture

What a fucking douche. I wouldn't let him do plastic surgery on a dead rat.

SpottedDogRanch's picture

Mel-Tang: Thank you dear. If you read this, could you elaborate on the "Rimadyl Kills" statement in your siggie?

Whamo's picture

ubmitted by empiregirl on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:39pm.

Whoa, Whoa it's magic, you know.
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Great tune there Egirl, you just reminded me of summer camp when I was a kid, good times, I use to love that song:)

harperharper's picture

This guy is Perfect for SFL

empiregirl's picture

Now that the Situation is in rehab for exhaustion Jersey Shore needs a replacement douche. The only person who was available for G.T.L. double fist pumping and fucking anything orange in a cum filled hot tub is Dr. 90210. Whoa, Whoa it's magic, you know.

Wow, what a great audience.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 9:04pm.
Whamo does love his DP!

*wink wink nudge nudge*
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Doooooggggieeee;), how DO you know me so well without knowing me so well,? Lol!!! You dirty dog you:P

Gardening Girl's picture

:( Sorry TexnDoc - I just got too excited.

Can you imagine if Willam and Latrice had stayed? I think Willam is gorgeous and witty but Latrice has heart and soul. Who knows what would have happened.

TexnDoc's picture

<"Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 9:50pm.
Sharon Needles WON!!!!">

Yay! I knew she would as Sharon always moaned "I want a cruise! All I want is a cru-u-u-u-ise!" and every time she won a challenge she'd get shoes or body jewelry or something. I won't rag on you for spoiling it as I was going to do a search in 5 minutes anyway. I've always watched the episodes over coffee online the next morning anyway and would always find out the night of the show who got booted.

Mel-Tang's picture

SDR, I'm really sorry to hear about your Mom and puppy. :( I hope they are both ok.

www.poopreport.com :)

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Gardening Girl's picture

Sharon Needles WON!!!!

mike's picture

If y'all haven't been to The Dreamin' Demon lately, there was an especially rich trove of fuckery posted today.

Dog's picture

What's hilarious is he honestly thinks he looks hot, masculine and hip.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:41pm.
Man, that's all kinds of fucked up.

Jill! I was just thinking a few days ago that we hadn't seen you in a while.

MarkyMark7's picture

This guy is like the case of all cases - still! Wonder what he looks like without his chest shaved??

Mel-Tang's picture

Omg I remember this douchebag's show on E. His wife was THE skinniest woman, who looked like she was withering away. I always felt sorry for her because it seemed like she was lonely, and he was always working. I got the feeling he was deep in the closet, too.

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Dog's picture

Whamo does love his DP!

*wink wink nudge nudge*

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WithinReason...'s picture

Tell me, he's not actually a doctor, WHAT? With a shirt like that, please! smdh If he's a doc then I'm a SPECIALIST!

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MissJaneTexas's picture

Heyyyyyy everyone.

Whats up? I am bored.

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Whamo's picture

Who in the fuck would have this asshat as their doctor? Seriously I'd rather be looked over by someone that simply WANTS to be a doctor before I'd let him near me. What kind of Dr. Is he, a plastic "surgeon"?

Double post why for this??

Whamo's picture

Who in the fuck would have this asshat as their doctor? Seriously I'd rather be looked over by someone that simply WANTS to be a doctor before I'd let him near me. What kind of Dr. Is he, a plastic "surgeon"?

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Man, that's all kinds of fucked up.

baadaaboom's picture

What in International Male Chess King Miller's Outpost hell is the fuckery he's wearing. I swear someone need to give his ass a mirror and tell him he's not the fairest of them all. Hot mess dot com!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Aw beb, enjoy the new found height then. Bet the gel feels really good on the soles though. You won't want to give them up, when you're all bettah. lol Team: Heels are murder but they look so nice! ;P

OnT, yup this dude's grisly!

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babybunny's picture

God is he gross or what the worse of the 80's, 90's and early 2000's, ..Definately pass.

beb's picture

LOL WR. I think the lifts are to reduce the impact of my foot hitting hard surfaces like concrete. Because I pound the pavement hard on da ho stroll, y'know...Plus, it makes me a little bit taller. ;-)

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 6:16pm.
What the hell is he wearing? He's like the Tom Cruise character in Magnolia.

OMG he totally is... wow. Good call.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Hehehe beb! If ONLY William Levy were featured! 1986, were more Borat no?

ooh good you are taking it easy! Sessy brace is necessary but TM lifts? Must be trying to stretch out the arch... at least they let you wear sneakers with them.

And to think that the Tarahumara tribe runs barefoot. Don't be trying that again, you hear! heheh *winks* ;P

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mike's picture

What the hell is he wearing? He's like the Tom Cruise character in Magnolia.

christine the hoff's picture

I'm still stuck watching the grannes watch the kartrashian sex tape...lololol

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Puto's picture

He doesn't even have a nice body. Its in shape but hardly a sexy shape.

sinjin's picture

Submitted by M.E.:

I've hit a wall. It's only 3pm, but my body thinks it's 6pm.

I should be in sweats laying on the couch!
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I've felt that way since I came in to the office. :-(

beb's picture

Sure you didn't WR. Don't tell me that maui blue banana hammock did *nothing* for you.

Had a PT follow up for the foot today. They (finally) took x-rays, and determined that I had a small bone spur in my heel as well. He liked the progress I made (ice, stretching, wearing a sessy brace at night) and to keep going with that. He also recommended Tommy Girl lifts (TM?), which are now in my sneaks.

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