Evening Crumbs
Jenna Jameson needs to flip off whoever is responsible for making her look like a melting Donatella Versace candle with caca stain brows - Hollywood Tuna
How many college credits do I get for reading Ashley Judd's essay on why women shouldn't hate other women's faces? - Lainey Gossip
But more importantly, Kate McKinnon does Tabatha better than Tabatha does - Towleroad
Somebody's still butt hurt and I'm not talking about the anal warts he caught from Bombshell McGee - Celebitchy
Keeping Up with the Kuntrashians just became even more unwatchable, believe it or not - The Superficial
Miley Cyrus and the paparazzi should just fuck already and get it over with, because the sexual tension between them is getting annoying - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
A deer dressed as a bunny in the headlights - Popoholic
I hope that Blue Ivy doll is waterproof - Popsugar
Dodge Ram, my ass. You know JLo bought Casper Smart a Tonka - ICYDK
"Get me those!" - Lindsay Lohan - The Berry
This is also what it looks like when John Travolta lets out a slow, sporadic fart - Videogum
Four words: HELL. TO. THA. NO. - The Daily What Gossip
I'd rather see bikini pictures of Coach Beiste in Tijuana, but I guess I'll take Rachel Dingleberry in Cabo - Just Jared
Gabrielle Union on being a home wrecker - Crunk + Disorderly
It's all awww and games until in a few years that PUPPY is a dog whose got a craving for chicken blood! - OMG Blog
The Hoff ain't got shit on these life savers - Cityrag
That hot pink color really brings out the fake in JLove's skin - Hollywood Rag
Aren't all chipmunks on gluten-free diets, anyway? - I'm Not Obsessed
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lisbeth, excellent post.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
That piece of shit essay is so poorly written it's hilarious. Ashley Judd, STFU. You're full of yourself and completely full of shit. Just own up to having fucked with your face because you're getting old and your looks are going. Your pathetic attempt to sound intelligent and oh-so-above it all is a huge fucking fail.
God she's obnoxious.
Hekki...LOL @ candy corn! That's exactly what it looks like. Wth.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:03pm.
Lainey annoys the fuck out of me.
THIS.
I just looked up the deal with Ashley carrying her dog around, and found this on ABC from an interview-
"During filming the interview with “Nightline,” Judd insisted that her two dogs, including Shug, and five cats be on set. Judd said she could do the job without the animals there, but “it just adds to quality of life.”
Really? One puppeh, ok. But you needed your 5 cats on set, too? Please join the rest of us in reality.
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When you're 25 and making Woody Allen look young, fresh and hot by comparison, it's time to get Jesus in your life- Michael K
I like Ashley but she would be a big nothing without her family connections. So nepotism is okay? I think she is really mad at her mother for looking like a big kunt all the time. Jenna is 100% scum and any decent society would shun her.
Dear Ashley Judd,
The only reason you have ever had any career is because you were, at one point, very beautiful. You lived off that face, and you had no problem with that while it benefitted you.
You have lost the right to whine once you've lost your looks, and you have lost them. Whether you lost them by ageing alone or by having work done as well does not matter.
You're like the female news presenters you see in Britain, who get hired because they're young and lovely, and then scream bloody murder when they're let go for not being young and lovely anymore.
The time to fight that, if that's what you want to do, is before you're forced to because you've become old and ugly. People don't trust women who gleefully live off their looks and then realise that Teh Patriarchy is just AWFUL, once it stops working for them. It smacks of deperation and self interest.
So, basically, suck it up, and work on getting well and getting a personality. You're not a bad actress. This is at least publicity, and if you stop alienating people you might get work. Just. Stop. Whining. And don't think people care what you think. Be professional.
Yours, Lisbet.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:50am.
"i think they do, not that i get out a magnifier to look at before and after pics, but i have seen some male pornstars peens which has developed "stains" like slight color discoloration or blotches of skin bumps or pimple things....."
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That sounds more like STDs to me. I don't know which ones and I have no personal experience (before some smartarse starts talking). But "pimple things" on a man's penis goes waaaaay beyond wear and tear, and into "stop sleeping with random women and see a doctor NOW, you idiot" territory.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:45am.
"Loopy, that's why Jenna got some vaginal tightening surgery a few years ago.
Do male pornstars' peens develop a "used up" look too?"
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Dunno, but they do get desensitised, especially if they use condoms. Which sounds like the worst thing ever for a man - I think most men would take a used up look if they could feel anything.
"Ashley Judd's essay on why women shouldn't hate other women's faces?"
I read "feces" instead of "faces", LOLZ...
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 04/10/2012 - 2:45am.
Loopy, that's why Jenna got some vaginal tightening surgery a few years ago.
Do male pornstars' peens develop a "used up" look too?
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yes of course the vaginal tightening surgery.
i think they do, not that i get out a magnifier to look at before and after pics, but i have seen some male pornstars peens which has developed "stains" like slight color discoloration or blotches of skin bumps or pimple things.....
I used to jack off to her like 10 years ago, and wow... I never knew she was black.
Loopy, that's why Jenna got some vaginal tightening surgery a few years ago.
Do male pornstars' peens develop a "used up" look too?
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
but i gotta love the duck lips
Holy shit, when did Serena William's morph in tho Jessica Jameson? lol
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:59pm.
Jenna has just been fucked hard and hung up wet once too many times.
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do you think she would be loose down under? loose enough to fit a bald man's head?
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:10pm.
All I can think about is all the assholes that finger has been in.
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thats hot. lol
I kind of like jenna. More than the kartrashians or snooki for that matter.
Maybe Jenna's been drinking her self-tanner, cuz girl's looking just like Katie Price perma-cooked!
Blue Ivy's first words: "hrmwn mrarmrm" [=need oxygen]
HEY the Berry, Amanda looks pretty in that crowd! ;p
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I agree with all of your negative comments about Ashley Judd.
She is full of shit.
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Ahsley Judd is RIDICULOUS. Hilarious, actually. Even her own synthetic mother hates her. Just shut up, Ashley, you're an actress, not a politician or spiritual leader. For a living, you pretend to be other people by reading other people's words...and then you use that noteriety to posture as some modern-day, melon-faced Ghandi. That's why people hate you. Well, at least that's why I hate you. And I am waaaay fucking erudite! :-)
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 11:03pm.
Lainey annoys the fuck out of me.
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Agreed. I can't decide who's more annoying in that post.
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Is that the new style in manicures now....Freddy Krueger claws?
Just when I think Miley is redeeming herself (mainly, by not opening her mouth), she goes and proves me wrong. OMG GUYZ celiac is teh suckzzz!!1
wth kind of name is "Shiohvaughn"...shit, I don't even know if I spelled that mess of a name right. Gabrielle Union is gorgeous though.
Casper Smart is a serious tool. I shudder to think what his Twitter looks like now that he has a new car to play with.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:55pm.
I don't understand the hate for J-Love. I think she's very pretty and has a great figure.
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ITA, Dog.
Lainey annoys the fuck out of me.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:55pm.
I don't understand the hate for J-Love. I think she's very pretty and has a great figure.
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This is Dlisted. It's all about hate. You, of all haters, should know that.
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I'm a baller not a hater.
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Maybe Kanye can hook up Kim with his mother's plastic surgeon.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:55pm.
I don't understand the hate for J-Love. I think she's very pretty and has a great figure.
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This is Dlisted. It's all about hate. You, of all haters, should know that.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:21pm.
Is that a candy corn poised atop Jenna's finger?
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It's ass cheese.
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I don't understand the hate for J-Love. I think she's very pretty and has a great figure.
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To quote Jason Patric:
On working with Ashley Judd on Broadway in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof:
"I said I wasn’t coming back to Broadway unless I had more input and creative control. Look, you get to do Tennessee Williams on Broadway every twenty years of your life. And I loved playing the role and I loved the majority of my cast, but I had issues with the producers, I had issues with the director. I loved saying the words and working with most of the people every night. I didn’t like my leading lady. Ashley is just a lazy and arrogant actress. Let’s just leave it at that."
amenzzzzz!
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There's a difference between a cougar and a barn cat.
I clicked on the jlo link and got a serious steven tyler vibe from jlo's snout! WTH? I guess everybodys going to the same surgeon or some shit.
Is that a candy corn poised atop Jenna's finger?
It looks like one.
Submitted by cocoebert: "Does anyone remember a couple of years back, some assistant or other such peon (!) wrote a lengthy screed about what a nightmare Ashley Judd was to work for?"
Not that particular one, but I have NEVER heard anything nice about her. Ever. Everything I've ever read about her is that she's a condescending, arrogant cunt.
I can't BELIEVE the love she's getting over at Jezebel. I started to write what I wrote here, but decided not to. She's like a rock star over there. What a bold, empowering feminist she's always been, yada yada.
Maybe I've been in a cave, but I never knew she was an outspoken feminist. If you asked me who some active feminist actresses were, I'd say Cynthia Nixon, Julianne Moore, Jamie Lee Curtis. Not her.
And I love love loved her in "Ruby In Paradise" and thought she was excellent in "Bug". But I don't think she's some great person.
oh yeah Ashley it's the patriarchy oppressing womyn as opposed to you just starting to look like Roseanne. :-P
Jenna used to rival MM as the hottest blonde ever...now she gives RuPaul a run for his money with man-face
Does anyone remember a couple of years back, some assistant or other such peon (!) wrote a lengthy screed about what a nightmare Ashley Judd was to work for? I think they've scrubbed the interwebs clean of it because I can't find it now, but it was a devastating takedown.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 7:54pm.
I'll finger my ass for the Jumbotron in Times Square.
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What what whaaaat!?....SWOOOOOOOOOOON! Lol:)
Jameso's got skills. She's flipping folks off so hard, her finger is on fire.
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God don't like ugly.
How is it possible the kardashians have another season coming out wtf
Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 6:26pm.
Does Jenna have (physical) health problems? She seems to have really gone downhill since leaving the biz.
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Semen deficiency?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
The funniest thing is that if you go over to Jezebel, the Jezzies are falling all over themselves to lick Ashley Judd's ass for being a "badass feminist". AHAHAHAHAHAHA
If Ashley Judd is about raising all women up, I'll finger my ass for the Jumbotron in Times Square. She's just pissed people are snarking about her obvious plastic surgery and now that she has health problems she can blame it on that, and try to pull a guilt trip.
Fuck her.
Regarding Jeena
that hair is doing her no fucking favors whatsoever.
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Aubrey O'Day went blond huh?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
After all the years she's been away from the business, I bet that finger still stinks!
In my opinion, Ashley is the least offensive Judd. She pulls out her thesaurus to differentiate herself from her hick mother and sister. At least she has enough self-awareness not to procreate.
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I would have had no idea that was JJ, she doesn't even look like her skanky self. No I wouldn't. Her monkey has to look like road kill at this point.
Why does Beyonce cover her baby up like that- constantly? Other celebs don't seem to care too much. Big deal if we see her?
Let the poor child breathe!
Nanners -- thanks for my first huge laugh of the day. When I saw that skanky finger, all I could think of were the nasty places that finger has been!!!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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EH. . . I'd rather watch Ashley Juggs "act", than watch Ashley Judd "act."
The fucked up thing is that my tia watches anything Judd related so I will occasionally be subjected to her "acting" whenever I walk through the living room.
ashley judd has to be one of the most horrible bitches who ever lived.
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