Hot Slut Of The Day!
Anthony Davis' Immaculate Unibrow!
Anthony Davis of the Kentucky Wildcats is supposed to be the greatest college basketball player in the country (whatever that means!) and obviously he owes everything to the free of flaws hair wings above his eyes. That shit is so majestic it's like Icarus' daddy built it. Anthony's single brow of perfection has taken a life of its own. It has its own t-shirt, Anthony's mom has worn a unibrow mask to one of his games, Kim Kardashian's publicist has tried to set up a photo-op date with it (Don't do it, monobrow!), psychics say it's the reincarnation of Frida Kahlo's unibrow, Raven's chewed up brows have asked it for a brow donation and Bert's team is currently working on a smear campaign (example allegations: it once had a single brow hair abortion via tweezing and it once tested positive for using performance-enhancing growth shampoo) to take it down.
I've never seen Anthony in action, but if I watched him in slow motion, I'm sure I'd watch his unibrow spread like the Phoenix and fly him directly to the hoop. Yes, I'm a slave to perfectly plucked chola brows, but I'd never take a pair of tweezers to Anthony's singular sensation. Anthony's unibrow is so powerful that it would probably break my tweezer tips and whip my wrist back. It will remain untouched! Anthony's unibrow is totally my #1 unibrow draft pick! (Sorry, Bert).
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I had to chime in on this "Hot Slut". He is phenomenal! Although he receives tons of attention, he is gracious and humble. A great athlete, and a great kid. (His father sports the same brow!)
If you think his brows are freaky, you should see his wingspan.
Maggie Simpson's nemesis, the unibrow baby is far more malevolent. This guy will be in the NBA next year and those brows will have its own damned sponsor.
not human.
i bet he takes his style tips from dennis rodman.. and he takes the time to wax his brows into shape but lets them connect in the middle??
he looks like aretha franklin. i'm sure she's got the same earrings too
Gawd, he is fucking ugly!
Poor, unfortunate looking thing.
LOL @ sucky's blunt commentary.
His janky teefs need braces (thumb 5)!
Unibrows make me lose my appetite. I don't know why. I know it's an irrational reaction, but they're just as gross to me as a picture of a split penis or a cauliflower pussy. Just no!
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 11:45am.
who do you expect to go to College in Kentucky?
Someone who looks like Einstein?
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two of my cousins went to college in kentucky and they both have six figure incomes. so what was it you were alluding to there?
ot: i have one word: magnificent.
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Lol@Hekki with the microencephaly. Good for this talented guy making it to the NBA but God is he weird looking. I just wanna pluck and run.
who do you expect to go to College in Kentucky?
Someone who looks like Einstein?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:40am.
Submitted by Margo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:36am.
Note to suckandfuck: You're trying too hard, and are not worthy of DListed commentary.
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Fucking ololloolol
The "snake in the woodshed" was some Persian dude a coupla' generations back.I'm pretty sure that with the millions the NBA is about to throw at him...there will be a budget for "grooming".You're probably seeing the last of his unibrow lusciousness.
hey! his stash matches!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
LOL @ the audience... acknowledging his unibrow.
I'm not gonna hate, but I do think he looks a little like a pinhead. I don't remember the medical name - microcephaly?
But if he's a good player and a nice guy, I am gonna feel bad.
His girlfriend is HOT TOO!!!
http://timeisart.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/frida-kahlo-frida-kahlo-...
Hope he knows he's hsotd.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
The brow, the hairline, the pencil stash. Fabulous.
Sucky...LOL!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:40am.
You made me spit my coffee out. BWAHAHAHA.
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LMAO. This kinda grosses me out but funny.
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He looks special. Can't hate.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Meh. It's a distinguishing feature.
Mel-Tang: isn't it though? Only blog I haven't abandon ( this one ) cause MK has a gift!
Now to the unibrow..
Wow I have nothing!
HAVE A GREAT DAY DLISTERS!
I wish that I could unsee that.
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So long as he's talented and doesn't backcomb them like Raven, fuckit! Where the t-shirts at? Love the Bert link! HAHA Gets more surprised looking each year - the grump original is priceless and so is the wrinkly mouth one LOL!
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Unibrows skur me. They are the ebilness.
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The unibrow, although perfect, is clearly a diversion tactic to lure us away from the plain fact that his head is freaking minuscule...like pinhead minuscule.
Submitted by Margo on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:36am.
Note to suckandfuck: You're trying too hard, and are not worthy of DListed commentary.
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note to margo: fat
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I have to boycott, only because, it is not fair, regardless of how luscious his unibrow is, the fact that his luxurious eyelashes are ignored is offensive and outrageous.
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Note to suckandfuck: You're trying too hard, and are not worthy of DListed commentary.
gah! how come no one introduced dude to a razor...
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ugh look at the cum bubbles boiling over in #8, ugh I think I'm gonna make myself pregnant today.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I love NCAA and he is one of my highlights for watching. Those brows!! The neanderthal forehead!!
"greatest college basketball player in the country (whatever that means!)" Miguelina it means long as fuck horse dicks, that's the deal with basketball players right? Some fag told me before I hate crimed them, that's how I heard that and not any other way.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Eugenics, please!
Michael, your writing is pure genius. I LOL'd through this entire story. Thank you for sharing your gift with us! :) <3
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I suppose like Hunger Games this is something everyone knows about but me. Thanks, MK. Hate basketball. Is there anything currently trendy Pimp Mama Kris doesn't try to fart all over?