Thursday, March 15th 2012

Bobbi Kristina Might Be Doing Her "Adopted Brother"

When Nick Gordon was around 12 years old, Whitney Houston took him in and raised him as her son even though she never legally adopted him. Nick called Bobbi Kristina his "sister" and she called him her "brother." This leads me to this story that sounds like something out of Doody Bubbles in the Attic. Nick Gordon and both Bobbi Kristina have let out a river of denials over the rumors that they're getting it on. Those denials were classified as INVALID when TMZ posted pictures of Nick and Bobbi Kristina acting more like lovahs than brother and sister. No grown brother and grown sister mouth kiss on each other unless their government names are Angelina Jolie Voight and James Haven Voight.

Whitney Houston's mother Cissy Houston is reportedly grossed out by this sudden turn down Cruel Intentions Road. A source tells TMZ that Cissy told one of her friends that it's "incestous" and that she believes Nick is taking advantage of Bobbi Kristina's raw emotional state. Whitney left everything to Bobbi Kristina and so Nick might be digging for gold. Cissy is currently trying to get Nick evicted from Whitney's house in Atlanta.

Just a few years ago, Bobbi Kristina was using her tongue to say the word "brother" to Nick Gordon and now she's using that same tongue to lick on Nick Gordon's peen tip. When I put it like that, it's kind of gross. But who am I to judge? If my mom adopted my current crush George Lamb when he was 12, and years later he made the moves on me, I'd be grossed out. I'd be so grossed out that I'd stop the heaves from coming up by putting my mouth over his nipple.

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When she was 10 or 12 years younger and I saw her in pictures with W/B, I thought she looked like GoGo from Tiny Toons and I wondered if she was developmentally regressed. I couldn't believe how not-pretty she was with Whitney Houston as her mother. I thought she would grow out of it - nope, she didn't.

As immensely distracting as her gap is, she DOES have a very kind smile.

TheBreakdown's picture

Bobbi Kris is NOT ugly.

I will clarify, however, that's she's got a case of the Bobby in the middle (ie, nose, teeth), and a case of the Whitney on top and the sides.

And in this day and age, the Bobby can be wiped away with a trip to Dr. 90210.

She has potential!

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 8:44pm.
Poor kid doesn't know what normal is.
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Excellent point Hekki, this probably sums up the whole situation best. Her lust for her "brother" is just the tip of the Bobby / Whitney whacked out child rearing existence she's no doubt had.

just passing through's picture

oh boy.

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Libra's picture

So what... it's not like they're related, unlike Angelina and her bro... now THAT was gross!!!!

LASux's picture

She'll probably be a huge success in this world that rewards ignorance & stupidity.

Dame Chupacabra's picture

she looks a lot like Wanda Sykes... quite unfortunate she didn't get an ounce of her mothers good looks... nature can be so cruel... I don't mind the gap so much as the mix & match nature fail between Bobby and Whitneys genes.. she is however still a pretty girl...

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

JessicaGiovanna's picture

A modern day Heathcliff and Catherine.

I doubt they're blood related.. I hope he isn't using her though.

loopygorilla's picture

i would do george lamb until the cows come home.

WinterOwl22's picture

This isn't bad at all. A neighbor of mine had a couple of kids with her cousin! D :
And a cousin of mine was caught making out with her cousin who was visiting from Mexico for the summer. Needless to say, he was sent home soon after.

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vegaschick's picture

I don't really see this as the end of the world either. They aren't biologically related, Whitney never publicly claimed this kid as her son. It seems like this was more of a situation where she took a kid in for a while and treated him like family.

This poor child. I don't doubt Whitney was using or drinking while she was pregnant. This girl has never had it easy and probably never will. Sucks. I hope she finds something good to hold onto.

Somebody get this kid a puppy!

Bobbi will be pregnant within the year. Then she will be a very important woman. That's what most loser girls do. He will stick around until the money is gone.

The sad truth is that neither Whitney or her daughter are very bright. You don't need a lot of brains to sing. Why isn't this girl in school like most kids her age?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Meh. They're not technically related in any way. They were not raised together as smallish children. I don't see a problem with it, but perhaps she needs a little more time to grieve instead of jumping into a new relationship.

Not "incestous."

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kittymuffin's picture

she looks like michael strahan with a weave

TANGELINE's picture

The tragedy here is that the PAPS will harass her because:
1 - She has no guidance and a whole ot of cash
2 - She is just unfortunate looking, and they want to know if she can beat the challenge.

This girl has had a hard life with and without mommy.

She must just be cursing the Gods. Mommy was thin and gorgeous and she had to get the LOser Daddy looks. Life just ain't fair.. But I truly feel for poor Bobbi Kristina.

If they could fix the snaggers and the schnoz, she would be cuterrrr.

stake_spike's picture

BWAHAHA I used to have the biggest crush on George Lamb, but he's a total douche bag and I was throughly weirded out that he only seemed to own one suit (or at least when he hosted Little Brother he only had the one).

They aren't related by blood, or by law, and they were practically teens when they met, by which time they could have already started puberty. There is nothing remotely incestuous about this romance. I swear this blog is getting taken over by the prudes. Maybe you people should consider the fact that you are saying the same things as fucked up prude Cissy Houston and step away from your QWERTYs.

Possum's picture

God. To have the money and not get that poor girl's teeth fixed is child abuse.

Puppy Love's picture

They aren't related but it's still fucking odd and creepy.

And BK's never heard of sideswept bangs, with a forehead like that? Poor girl needs a makeover bad.

oh dave's picture

This is sad. I wonder if they are getting paid for it. Whatever the case Cissy Houston should handle it in private and not make statements about her granddaughter to reporters. I think we are seeing the family come unglued over the prospect of all that money that will be rolling in. I can see where Bobbi might have some issues with the concept of family. She's been asked to ignore her dad, and that can't be the best thing for her, but it's best for the other family members that want to control here and her money. Maybe she can thinks this guy is the only one she can trust, and because of her emotional state, maybe it just happened. I'm not saying it isn't unhealthy, but there is a lot of weird stuff going on. When the going gets weird, the weird are normal. or something...

Hekki's picture

Poor kid doesn't know what normal is.

If they're not biologically related and they're consenting adults I have nothing to say about it. Remember in "Clueless" when Cher and Josh got together?

Was he really living with them as a true brother? I never heard a word about him.

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by aradia07 on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 7:59pm.
Unfortunately she's got the Alexa Ray Joel syndrome - got nothing from a beautiful mommy

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Oh so sad but true. Bless her heart.
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BUT--there is hope for BK. Alexa Ray turned out pretty damned lovely after all:

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/files/alexa-ray-joel.jpg

Not sure how much work she's had done but I think she's beautiful now.

loopygorilla's picture

his kinda cute... so yeah i would hit it, and its not cruel intentions at all..they arent blood related.

boredasfuckyo's picture

I'm sorry for her lost and problems, but that is one unfortunate looking girl.Ugh...

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Unfortunately she's got the Alexa Ray Joel syndrome - got nothing from a beautiful mommy

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Oh so sad but true. Bless her heart.

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Bobbi really should get away and see if she can lay low for a while. She doesn't need this much scrutiny at this point in her life! ;]

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CarmenElectrical's picture

I hope she makes the right choices because she's had a tough 19 years.

Unfortunately she's got the Alexa Ray Joel syndrome - got nothing from a beautiful mommy
and got all the looks from a fug daddy. And nooo this syndrome didn't happen to Rumer Willis cause Demi was never beautiful.

Scott in NYC's picture

I'm going to do the very gay thing and shout LEAVE BOBBI KRISTINA ALONE, please! She just turned 19 and lost her mother and apparent best friend. Her father barely qualifies as human and she is basically alone. This guy is not her biological brother and I just hope someone is looking after her. It's pretty common knowledge that Whitney was in debt, so Bobby Kristina isn't wealthy. I doubt he's trying to use her. I am perplexed by the wig, though....

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Her hairline is trying to evade her dental damnery!

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shandi's picture

I never heard about this girl until her mom died. Now I'm hearing about her a lot. I hope she doesn't become famous now just because of who she is (like Kardashians and Hilton sisters).

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WTF is going on with her hairline? O.o

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 5:12pm.

true again! hopefully she's not on the bad shit. that weave really looks like it's about to make a run for it.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Deb's picture

@Haribo - Right? This girl must be on the bad shit, because if anyone with sense took that "self portrait" and actually LOOKED at it, they'd never post it.
God bless old Amy Winehouse. No matter how fucked up she got, she had her eyes done and her wig sitch managed.

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LMA618's picture

They're not genetically related, how is this an issue? I understand they were raised in the same household but it was the Houston household folks. I called this as soon as I heard 'adopted' son. Point blank, she's being used. The money will be gone in 5 years and I won't feel any sympathy. Bobbi isn't mature enough to handle an estate and lacks the c*untiness to protect it. My heart goes out to her, but giving large sums of money to those under 25 is never a good idea.

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That forehead was made for bangs.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 4:35pm.

I will preface my comment with acknowledgement that this young woman is in mourning and going through a lot, and appearances aren't everything.

But that wig! It's sitting on her head like a mop! You can see her real hair!

That's all.
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true! i just noticed. at first i thought it was her real hair just straightened.

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Anonymoussss's picture

But is he really adopted?

Deb's picture

I will preface my comment with acknowledgement that this young woman is in mourning and going through a lot, and appearances aren't everything.

But that wig! It's sitting on her head like a mop! You can see her real hair!

That's all.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 03/15/2012 - 4:11pm.
There are some low blow comments here regarding her teeth gap.
Maybe the girl never got braces because her parents are/were CRACKHEADS who didn't see it as a priority.
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Gracias Wilma. I could'nt have said it better myself. That kid has lots of issues, least of which would be her appearance.

TrashyWilma's picture

There are some low blow comments here regarding her teeth gap.
Maybe the girl never got braces because her parents are/were CRACKHEADS who didn't see it as a priority.

Whatever's picture

Are we sure Whitney never messed around with Michael Strahan?

Wonder Woman's picture

Jesus Christ, hopefully she will use her mom's money for some braces and a nose job!!!

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Over/Under on how soon Lohan tries to scissor the grief out of BKB? Just think of the millions of $$$, and the never ending stream of coke!!!

BKB, you in danger girl!

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Some people are willing to go to great lengths to improve family ties.

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chasing windmills's picture

and when asked for a sound bite by ET, Woody Allen had this to say,
"I don't understand what the big fuss is about BKB and her adopted brother Nick Gordon"

TheBreakdown's picture

charlie loves tiger:

There is no WH catalog because she did not write her own songs. The only money she can earn now is thorugh residuals and through WH's production company and the earnings off her last film that is coming out. But even that is going to be millions of dollars.

Can you imagine being 19 and losing your mother, having this much media attention, already having a drug problem yourself, with a father that fucked up, AND possibly boinking your brother?

Girl got PROBLEMS.

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she could wedge her cigarette into that gap and go handsfree

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Suzy Farkis's picture

Those pictures were nothing compared to the revulsion I felt when I saw the next photo - Trump Jr holding the elephant tail he had just severed with the knife in his other hand. If only the elephant somehow shot back up and sat on him.

Things aren't going to end well for this poor girl, this is just one of many disturbing stories we're going to be hearing.