- Submitted by Gardening Girl
12 sec ago - Ursula has a sister?
"Let
10 min 47 sec ago - GG, reason #312-1/2 I have
11 min 33 sec ago - Countess, that is
11 min 45 sec ago - Da fuck is this? Yes, people
11 min 45 sec ago - Submitted by mike on Sat,
12 min 51 sec ago - Submitted by Dog on Sat,
17 min 32 sec ago - Looks like Denmark is going
20 min 27 sec ago - Wish security had escorted
22 min 41 sec ago - Is that Phi Phi O'hara in a
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She is so incredibly UNSEXY. They both are...
The first picture was LOL LOL LOL!! That's kinda how I pictured her other leg hidden by the dress!!
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I cannot stop snort laughing at this pic. Angie bugs the living shit out of me..
Klutzy, I know who to go to now for the latest on this front. Haha I have not stopped laughing at some of these links. The "two-legged thrust" is still my fave, but not by far... bitchy of the not-Moby but priceless at the same time ;P
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
Withinreason... i just got a little obsessed. LOL
along similar limbs... I saw a gif of Angelina's left arm but did not save it. I'm still looking for it. She stands at the mic and uses her arm for dramatique emphasis.
Drew Pinsky just said Angelina looks "malnourished". Hope he knows he's gonna die now. <---joke.
In a few years from now, St Angie will be perfect for the part of Miss Havisham and makeup won't be required.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Angelina looked gorgeous at the Oscars.
Jolie's pictures from the red carpet are starting to show up if you google images for "chicken leg" :-)
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 6:04pm.
Mine tried to threaten me just recently by saying "There's plenty of women who'd like to [lay] me" and I whipped out the White Pages (phone book)and said "HAVE MUTHA-FUKKEN.AT.IT!"
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I LOVE this. Mine says that all the time too (eye roll). I remind him hookers will fuck just about anyone for the right $$$.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:54pm.
*rips "Asshole of the year" award out of husband`s hands and hands it over to catfight`s husband*
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We gleefully accept. Thank you.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 9:30pm.
(((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))
AJ will not age well. She already has that icky thing going on. I predict she will lose her cool and become a real nutcase like her Republican father.
thank you, folks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOJHz6Przdw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
How tall is homosexual-tinymeat Brad Pitt?
Didn't Brad just mention how sexy she is in an interview recently? Maybe she was just trying to show everybody that she still has it...but she forgot how...
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Damn it, Magpie, why won't you let Babs be great?! You're asking for it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_g3kkGH8Mo
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
(((ESE))) So sad to hear about your sister. I'm not good for jokes when it comes to the loss of family, so I'll just do my part by blocking Mickey from playing her Streisand collection.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 8:54pm.
my sister went into the hospital tonight, and ...
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My heart goes out to you, dearheart. God, I don't know what I myself would've done without my baby sister in the abusive shitfest that was my chaotic childhood. She'll be okay, baby! She'll be ok. *kisses*
In other news, I am eating lettuce-and-toast sandwiches to soak up all the cabernet currently simmering in my acid-bath belly. Urf. And watching Pink Floyd The Wall (young Bob Geldof, LOVE) while perusing the Dlisted archives, for the fuck of it (2007 was a banner year.)
Oh ESE, I hate to read that you are going through some tough times. I'll have you and your sister in my thoughts. <3
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as ¡Búho Del Invierno!
Dear ESE,
If your sister played such a big part in raising you she is sure to be an amazing person. My thoughts and atheistic prayers are with you both.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Oh my god, that picture is too perfect. I slept all day but now I get to spend all night looking at funny crap, I hope.
For those of you who are still awake, someone reminded me of this yesterday and I realized that *somehow* I'd almost forgotten about it. The "You Suck at Photoshop" series on youtube is so hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M
ESE, keep strong, best wishes for your sister and family at this time (((hugs to you)))
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Can't go wrong with George Carlin, can you? ;P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgbXtlrGdLs
(min. 33, 7 words)
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
Klutzy, you are a champion at this! LOL!
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:50am.
Ditto Klutzy hilarious link!
hahahahahahhaha!! your last supper avie!!! lmao!!
Hi ESE wishing you strength for the journey and for your sister. Kind thoughts and hugs.
Ditto Klutzy hilarious link!
ESE Stormy Monday?
Absolutely do love you as does EVERYBODY ON DLISTED!!!!!!
Submitted by Chrisantemus on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:26am.
LOL! OMG, that is hilarious. Whoa, does this mean the Saint is not untouchable anymore? I didn't think her dress was that bad, but the posing and the bones were horrible. Also, I'm trying to remember when Skeletina had a healthy sense of humour.
More funnies for ESE:
http://www.happyplace.com/3695/unintentionally-sexual-church-signs
Wishing the best for ESE and his sister.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:59pm.
Thank you for the link! That was fucking hilarious!
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sat, 12/17/2011
Bitchin' after the fact about a job that you wanted to do for the fat ass check makes you kind of dick. You go to work, do your bit, collect your money. Lik
Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:31am.
LOL thanks for feeding my crazy obsession for today.
The funniest part of Joan Rivers show was Joan saying Fishsticks in white with a white cape looked "the perfect asshole" and then mocked her as a Christian missionary : "Come join us Come join us Come join us". Hilarious.
Submitted by Chrisantemus on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:26am.
Hilarious!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 12:19am.
I wanna see more pics of Angie's right leg!!! so far ive seeing it on a cat, Whistler's mother and Bruce Lee.
Here ya go:
http://www.eonline.com/redcarpet/2012/oscars/news/angelina-jolie-s-right...
1. moon landing
2. statue of liberty
3. my new avie
4. with Jason Segel
5. at the Last Supper
Needs to be added to:
1. The Eiffel Tower
2. the Mona Lisa
3. next to Nessie
4. under Brads arm like a loaf of bread
ESE, for fuck's sake! Haven;t you been through enough in the past year???
Love you, dear man. You know how to reach me outside of here. Call if you need to. xoxoxoxoxo
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I remember when you and me, mmm how we used to be just good friends
Wouldn't give me none
But all I wanted was some
Fashion Police-Joan Rivers declared Angelina the WORST DRESSED at the Oscars and the audience agrees. Then Chelsea Handler and her peeps went to town on the ridiculous pose.
There was a funny exchange on the show:
Chelsea: "Do you think afterwords Brad said to Angelina: 'Common honey, that was ridiculous' ?"
Guest #1: "No I think he's too scared of her. I'm guessing today he hid the computers and all the papers so she has no idea that everyone is making fun of her"
Guest#2: "No, I think he was too baked to even notice that she was there"
So funny!!
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THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
Angelina just received an enormous THANK YOU bouquet of roses from swan-dress-disaster Bjork.
ESE, love, ((((hugs)))) sending you positive vibes.
To my favorite DJ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I&feature=channel
I wanna see more pics of Angie's right leg!!! so far ive seeing it on a cat, Whistler's mother and Bruce Lee.
T here were some testy moments Sunday behind the scenes of the Academy Awards.
Though usually known for a healthy sense of humor, Angelina Jolie reportedly was irked after Jim Rash mocked her by standing right next to Jolie and mimicking her pronounced, revealed leg stance and head toss when he hit the stage to share the best adapted screenplay Oscar for “The Descendants.”
“Who is that guy?” a backstage source quotes her as snapping when she exited after presenting the original screenplay award that followed.
She was quickly told Rash is a veteran comic and co-star of the NBC sitcom “Community.”
“She was still pretty steamed but seemed to calm down quickly,” said the source.
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/10918154-452/angelina-joli...
chickenlina
To ESE, whom I'd be a character witness for, at the drop of a hat.:-)
Heartsick - that's all I'll say because I know you want funny - but that's how I'm feeling for you.
I don't know whether to call this funny or nuts, but here's one for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av3e
Hey, come on, I have to promote my country's music, as long as it's not done by people whom I refuse to admit are Canadian. That Bieber kid, for example - he's, actually, an alien from another planet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
She has chicken legs &her hair is starting to thin out. Did anyone notice how thin her hair was????????????
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 9:30pm.
oh, come on, folks!!... show me something funny!!
my sister went into the hospital tonight, and i'm currently booking plane tickets to get back up north to watch the end of the one and only person that held me together as a child of a drunk... you owe me some funny, people!
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Here the funniest most under viewed vid on utube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5J-onf7jc4
Thoughts and prayers for you and your sister.
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I don't think we've ever "spoken", but you're such a sweetie...you deserve the best!
xxxooo
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You know her handlers are telling her that she has started a fashion trend.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 9:53pm.
and one more before i go, because it always makes me think of her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11ySCJmVO3M&feature=fvst
be back later... i expect some funny... you all better not turn this thread into shit!
Funnay for ESE. *hugs and peanut butter cups*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-8f_kqmwmU
and one more before i go, because it always makes me think of her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11ySCJmVO3M&feature=fvst
be back later... i expect some funny... you all better not turn this thread into shit!
later times, all.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Bwahaha!
Strut that leg, Angie!
http://angelinajolieing.tumblr.com/page/6
She's a fucking joke and I heard she was mocking JA's Oscar appearance last year...IF that's true, she's more psycho than I give her credit for...calculated druggie whore with the skin and muscle definition of a 67 yr old woman and I'm sure Brad has to think of other chicks when that shit strips down naked; bleeeeeh...oh, I like the first pic lmao
her right leg has a life of its own now.