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"Girl" "nipples"

Grandma put your shirt back on please.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Even with the photoshopping she looks great for her age. She reminds me of Cher, who tried so hard to hold on to youth.

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Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 7:10pm.

Do the gays even care anymore?

No, judging by the comments on Towleroad.

I feel like I've heard this song before. Back in 1995.

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madge and "girl" should not be in the same sentence...
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Shailene Woodley, for such a cute girl, has horrible fashion taste. She dresses like she's 60 and not a good 60.

Hmm,.so......50 equals "memaw" nowadays??
Guess I better buy a scooter to use for my daughters HS graduation in a couple of yrs. Guess I'll be needing the assistance since I'll then be 50. Damn....and I thought I wasn't doin' too f'n bad either!! =O

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Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 1:59am.

IMPORTANT: This bra is exactly what it looks like when you're nursing a baby, wearing a nursing bra, and you leave both of the latches open so that the cups slip down. What I'm saying is, Madonna looks like a nursing mom who's still up at 4 in the morning, too tired to remember to snap her bra back in place, and that also explains why her face looks like that.

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YES! Yep, you prettymuch nailed it, MagChiChis, I do believe. Isn't she dating a kid, like JLo is? Yeah, now I remember- "Baby" Brahim! Isn't that the boy's name? That's gotta be her breastfeeding bra! Madonna WOULD make her breastfeeding bra all bondagey/sexy-looking, probably had it designed by Gaultier or something.

Love the oscar-wear slide shows:

Some 80's lounge acts are missing their costumes.

J-lumps couldn't make herself interesting even if she cut that neckline down to her cooch.

Have to wonder if Sandra Bullock raided her great grandmother's closet.

Fishsticks looks like orange roughy drying out in the sun.

And tommy boy forgot to remove his butt plug before wheeling his 'real-doll' in for pics. (that's why he's smiling)

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Surfing the apocalypse.

IMPORTANT: This bra is exactly what it looks like when you're nursing a baby, wearing a nursing bra, and you leave both of the latches open so that the cups slip down. What I'm saying is, Madonna looks like a nursing mom who's still up at 4 in the morning, too tired to remember to snap her bra back in place, and that also explains why her face looks like that.

love the lainey article, sums up cunty jho in a nutshell.
and madge needs to just let it go. it's time to evolve and do something new for a change.

Getting the olds sucks balls, but Madonna really needs to get her butt to her local library and check out some of the books from the Sweet Potato Queens series. There IS humor in aging, and in life!

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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Going wild means not wearing your depends! Now that's WILD Madonna!!!

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Lainey's post on J Lo is awesome.

Madonna looks AMAZING in that pic.

I think Nicole Richie looks fantastic these days.

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I remember when you and me, mmm how we used to be just good friends
Wouldn't give me none
But all I wanted was some

BEST PHOTOSHOPPING EVER!

I didn't even know who the fuck this was!

Her tits look great.

This is the woman who called Lady Gaga "reductive". Honey, don't shade people if you can't deliver the goods. Lady Gaga must be howling with laughter. Madonna is a very, very stupid old woman today.

I would eat Gerard Butler raw--sober or not--but he needs some Whitestrips, pronto.

That is some Dark Sided photoshop magic.

I kinda like the new song, Much better than that LUV superbowl song.
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You shouldn't have tried to wife the bitch. She's not that type of ho.

Girl gone wild at that age is when you don't take your cholesterol pill for a day. Just read she had to change name and lyrics because the douche at 'girls gone wild' sued. Ouch. Could of seen that coming areolas ago.

That Looks EXACTLY like Madonna,oh Vadgey Vadge when are you gonna learn.

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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.

Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.

Um, where are Madonna's nipples?

And Madonna really should give gaga a 20% cut for making her ass relevant again.
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Madonna has Valerie Cherish hair!!!

Madonnaa?! Ahaaahaaa.

Well, pffffft. That's vadge with a face transplant.

And "Girls Gone Wild"? How original. Back to her one-track shtick.
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Who could concentrate on Glamberace's eyebrow situation when both he and his boyfriend paint their nails. Stop that!

That cover only bears a passing resemblance with Madge.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 9:23pm.

The list of who she hasn't had is much shorter.
and I agree with you steph seymour is so hot, this from a hetero woman..

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 9:18pm.
Hey Madonna, we're all gonna get older, but some of us are doing it WITH SOME GRACE.
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well, to be fair... i'm sure that she's had a "Grace"... i mean, she's had everyone else, right?

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Oops! Sorry Spoiled, just read your post!

"Shalikla!"

Hey Madonna, we're all gonna get older, but some of us are doing it WITH SOME GRACE.

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I have never loved life so much.

Yep, that's Vadge. She's wisely concealing those ropey arms and witchy talons. And she needs to sit down already.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Juniperjump on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 8:47pm.
Ahh.... uma's solving a blind item there.

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Yup! This one I believe.
http://blindgossip.com/?p=39587#more-39587

"Shalikla!"

That Oprah Fight Club link was hilarious! Love Jimmy Kimmel!

Smdh. Madonna need to take her AARP card and go eat the early bird special. Bitch, you old. Lbvvs

there's just something about Stephanie Seymour that i can't quite put my finger on, but holy crap i would... yeah, i'll stop there.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Oh shit, I forgot what a pro shade thrower JLo was/is! I would love for someone to hold up all those quotes and ask her to comment on them now. It would require all sorts of verbal gymnastics for her to get around those gems.

"Hey, don’t spit on my craft." I'm totally going to use that.

Didn't watch the Oscars but did watch most of Jimmy Kimmel. Oprah was wicked. That 'Movie' thing was terrible and unbelievably unfunny. I am kinda surprised he decided to go ahead with it.
By the look of the pics I saw, Katie Holmes was in full robot mode. I wonder if she is glad for Michelle Williams (moreso obviously) and Busy Phillips?

Nana Maddy appears to have a touch of the Alzheimer's and thinks it's 1992 again.

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Ahh.... uma's solving a blind item there.

If you poured wet clay casting liquid in Ryan Gosling’s open aching glowing ravenous asshole and let it dry the perfect mold of George Clooney’s dick would then be available.

Am I supposed to be impressed by Madonna's picture there?

Memaw, please.

Madonna's desperate clinging to being called a "girl" is totally reminding me of that Ab Fab episode where Patsy corrects her boyfriend when he refers to Patsy and Eddy as 'ladies': "Girls, we are 'girls,' Georgie."

She's become a real-life caricature of what an older woman looks like when she clings to anything youthful. Madonna is not a "girl." She's a woman.

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god. Jlo is so fucking pathetic. I'm not a fan of Lainey's writing, but she nailed Jlo's pathetic posturing. I can't believe that Casper NotsoSmart is the best that she can do.

Amanda as Madge looks great!

Casper's sayin' "I, the man" ;/

I like the garter belt move, looks fun... hehehe ;)

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I know I can thank the powers of photoshop but that cover is hot.

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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011

It's not your momma's 50 huh Madge? *side eyes all young 'uns on thread*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.