Wednesday, February 22nd 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

The portrait of real love is CoCo's honey-glazed titty balls spilling out of her quinceanera dress at hers and Ice-T's 10th anniversary ball - Crunk + Disorderly

If world-renowned artist James Franco put a frame around that forehead zit and auctioned it off at Sotheby's, it would beat records and shit - Lainey Gossip

Karrueche Tran is such a caring girlfriend for letting Chris Brown fuck and whoop on other tricks - The Superficial

Brandi Glanville is living the dream - Celebitchy

But why does this naked ass pregnant model have chopstick antennas sticking out of her hat? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jessie J's dress looks like something Austin Scarlett would make if there was a hemoglobin challenge on Project Runway - Hollywood Tuna

What in the hell kind of GD gay marriage photo shoot doesn't include at least 100 hi-res shots of honeymoon butt sex? - Towleroad

HA@Evan Rachel Wood thinking she's Duckie - The Berry

HA@Nicki Minaj thinking she's a Marilyn Monroe Avatar - ICYDK

The wailing girl who got Nicole Scherminger fired is a Nickelodeon star now - Just Jared

Speaking of Scherminger, she was at the BRIT Awards for some reason - Celebslam

I am much more interested in what's going on between that chick in the white bikini and her dog in the background - Popsugar

Methinks Rose McGowan's cheeks and chesticles come from the same laboratory - Popoholic

Surprise, surprise, QuickTrim is about as useless as its spokeswhores - I'm Not Obsessed

Oh, here's just a dude having an intimate moment with Jean Dujardin's right ass cheek - OMG Blog

They'll play this clip again on 48 Hours Mystery when the pug goes missing. You can't trust a dog-massaging pussy - The Daily What

Kevin Bacon's crib looks like a house used for corporate retreats - Cityrag

Crazy is the story about Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld shooting himself in the head and then calling 911 when he didn't die. - Hollywood Rag

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JudyT's picture

Where are the nipples for those airbags on Coco's chest?

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I love Coco & Ice T.

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letinstar's picture

coco t's titties are absolutely ridiculous...but other than that, what can i say? ice is the pimp...coco t is his number 1 and they are happy with that arrangement...i have no hate for them...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:31pm.

why is Coco even wearing a top to that "dress"? She should have just worn a skirt and gone topless.
It would not have been much different

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I think she should have worn dollar store gold stars on her nipples, wherever the hell they are.

Yeah, nothing left to the imagination top wise. But I can't hate her. I think she is exactly what she wants to be, she's with the man she wants, and he likes her like that.

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Submitted by heathen on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:11pm.

Hold up, didn't Ice & CoCo do this whole vow renewal thingy LAST year? I swear I saw the exact same picture, dress, guest list, etc. Is this just a real-life case of deja vu?
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Yup, old pics. Her sister is pregnant there.

CheeryBitch's picture

I hate her makeup and how she dresses that body of hers, but I love Coco! BUT... dayum girl, cover the girls up; at least throw some lace over 'em!

Puppy Love's picture

I freely admit that I like nutty Coco--she is what she is, and clearly loves her man. She's also a lot more "real" than most of the Hollywood phonies out there--JLO & Madge I'm looking at you--fake huge tits and all.

Team Ice T and Coco!

Rdeadline's picture

Queen Coco!!

48 Hours Mystery is such a good show. If anyone is bored there are tons of them at the cbs site.

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why is Coco even wearing a top to that "dress"? She should have just worn a skirt and gone topless.
It would not have been much different

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LaChaylo's picture

CSG, how are you! I can't get enough of Steven in my avie, the eye roll combined with the head movement is pure beeeoooteee!

*wiggles booty for CSG to slap anytime*

heathen's picture

Hold up, didn't Ice & CoCo do this whole vow renewal thingy LAST year? I swear I saw the exact same picture, dress, guest list, etc. Is this just a real-life case of deja vu?

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AtomicCity's picture

And is her sister pregnant again...or, yeah, are these old?

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WinterOwl22's picture

Oh that Coco, classy as always!

*slaps thigh*

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disgusting pig
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Hysteria's picture

Co-co and Ice-T are cute. But those boobs! My god.

They look more like legs amputated at the thigh protruding from her chest. Or cannon barrels.
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Ugh. That story about the Seinfeld actor is soul-crushingly sad. That poor man. I hope he recovers. *watches pug-kitty video again*

Btw, watch the husky-kitty video. I was LOLing all over the place because the husky was NOT having the kitty massage. Heh.

""No kids, no wife, I'm tired". Total sadness."

OMG, I didn't see that. How sad. Eep.
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RoadDogXXIV's picture

Rose McGowan looks like LeAnn Rimes in those pictures. But man, she can she put on an outfit! By the way, don't compare Popoholic to Drunken Stepfather, whoever did that a while back.

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

HAHA ! ! On you(not us Dlisters) dumb bitches that bought that shit those Kuntrashians were pitching. Caffeine, huh. Shit it out.

I'm happy for the T's. Even though Coco's tits do not look attractive in that shot of her.

FullMetalJackass's picture

That green dress Rose McGowan is wearing on the Popoholic link is AMAZING. I don't gush about shit like this usually..
but the dress + shoes = fucking spectacular

Her face is a tragedy, and I miss the old Rose.

jussayin's picture

well Rihanna must think Chris has a relationship because she's always throwing shade on Twitter about men lying and cheating.

But we all know it's in Ms Tran's best interest to be vewy vewy quiet....and do not hound the boy about his side interests and by no means snoop through his shit!

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 8:35pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 8:30pm.

So now the Kardashians are getting sued for pushing caffeine...nice. They really should be banned from all ads...IMO.
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VOICE OF REASON. Those bitches would sign their souls away for enough money or a Birkin bag. Oh wait, they already have!

Sears can't sell their horrific line of clothes, and their debit card was a huge bust. They're approaching the threshold where a Kuntrashian endorsement is a product kiss of death
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Hee hee, I use "excuse my beauty" all the time with my family and friends and love seeing them demonstrate 'dog head' (cocking head from side-to-side with a quizzical look) whenever I say it.

I was at the mall and went into Sears to check out the Kartrashian fashion line when it first came out. HS, the material was cheap, cheap, cheap. I'll be honest and say SOME of the designs were cute, but they were so badly constructed it was embarrassing to handle them. Flea markets have better wares.

Those breasts are so encapsulated! They look so painful. But he really seems to love her and that is cool.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 8:30pm.

So now the Kardashians are getting sued for pushing caffeine...nice. They really should be banned from all ads...IMO.
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VOICE OF REASON. Those bitches would sign their souls away for enough money or a Birkin bag. Oh wait, they already have!

Sears can't sell their horrific line of clothes, and their debit card was a huge bust. They're approaching the threshold where a Kuntrashian endorsement is a product kiss of death.

So now the Kardashians are getting sued for pushing caffeine...nice. They really should be banned from all ads...IMO.

LaChaylo's picture

That's not cleavage, that's full on boobage with nipple busting to show at any moment.

Oh CoCo - I find her and Ice-T endearing. Probably because they seem to genuinely care about each other. Happy anniversary!

Very sad about Daniel von Bargen.

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I saw this broad on Fashion Police (I know, shut up) last week and I can honestly say I don't think I have ever seen anyone so stupid in my entire life. And I'm from Florida.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

I'd like to see Rooney Mara win an Oscar.

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Ice really seems to adore Coco. I've actually gained a little respect for them.

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At least Coco & Ice are still in love...

Poor Rose, bod no longer matches the face nor her age.

Nice butt Duj!

I'd be suspicious of that kitty, little pug, being too nice... ;)

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 7:54pm.

Aw Mr. Kruger, what a terrible situation. I guess it's instinct to seek help when you're hurt, and I think he said he only had one bullet. Did he say he already had a leg amputated and they're working toes up on the other one? "No kids, no wife, I'm tired". Total sadness.

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Oh God, I hadn't heard all of that!

*cries*

The poor man.

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Suzy Farkis's picture

Aw Mr. Kruger, what a terrible situation. I guess it's instinct to seek help when you're hurt, and I think he said he only had one bullet. Did he say he already had a leg amputated and they're working toes up on the other one? "No kids, no wife, I'm tired". Total sadness.

CoCo is a C u n t C u n t. A disgrace. All women should be upset at this PIG.

Rose McGowan's face may be as plastic as Coco's ass...but her tit are real, she's done several nudes scenes throughout her career

I think coco would look perfect if she didn't have those implants.

Datura's picture

Jean Dujardin should get the Oscar for best cul.

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oceanlover998's picture

...aww poor Mr. Kruger...he seems like a genuinely sweet and funny guy...diabetes can be a real biatch...

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Must...invent..."honey-glazed titty balls"...for next gettogether.

I have a weakness for dark European men, so Jean Dujardin totally lights my pilot light.

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Sayonara's picture

I like them as a couple, but CoCo's dress is too much.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 6:58pm.

Isn't Quicktrim what Anna Nicole was shilling around the time she died?
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HarleyQuinn's picture

Thanks for the yummy Jean Dujardin shots... mmm

beakers bitch's picture

From the Superficial:
"Karrueche isn’t stupid, and she has told friends that they have an open relationship. She never asks him about Rihanna, ever. Chris will take several days to call her back at times, and that is OK with Karreuche. She doesn’t pressure or hound Chris, it’s just not what she is about. She recognizes that they are both young, and she isn’t going to let the fact Chris is spending time with his ex-girlfriend come between what they have,” a source close to the situation tells us."

Umm, it doesn't sound like he's YOUR bf, ho.

Isn't Quicktrim what Anna Nicole was shilling around the time she died?

squiggles's picture

10 yrs is nothing to sneeze at. They seem very well matched (yes, I've seen their show...what!).

louise_brooks's picture

It looks like she's got an ass on her chest.

agirl's picture

Uck, that pic!! Those boobs have got to hurt.

Srsly, do guys find that sexy?

Why didn't Mr. Kruger shoot himself in the head again? Suicidal remorse?

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Ice-T looks like he's puking up milk in that pic.

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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 6:42pm.

So sad about Daniel von Bargen's suicide attempt.

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That poor, sad man. :-(

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Scott in NYC's picture

So what happens when fake boobs are so misshapen that they barely resemble the real thing? Do straight guys really find it hot or remotely attractive????? This gay guy sure doesn't.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 6:24pm.
Coco makes a wedding dress looks skeevy!

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A wedding dress, a baby, the Queen's hat, your grandmother's funeral....

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Nanners's picture

I can see her milk ducts.

So sad about Daniel von Bargen's suicide attempt.

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