Sienna Miller Really Does Have A Case Of The BABIES!!!
When Sienna Miller announced that she is turning the motor off on her bull dozer vagina and is temporarily retiring from her position as everyone's favorite home wrecking hero to get married and have a baby, I didn't want to believe it. It's like if somebody told me that Pete Doherty was starting to bathe regularly with actual soap or that Prince Hot Ginge was seen buying a box of Feria for Men (in shade: black leather) for himself. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
There are so many more lives that need ruining and so many more houses that need to be torn in half by Sienna's wrecking ball clit. Sienna Miller would never change teams and move on over to the dark side by becoming one of them (read: married with children), or so I thought. But she has. Anakin Homewrecker has become Darth Mommy and these pictures of her at a W Magazine party in NYC prove this. I don't think Sienna's got a gut full of wedding rings she fucked off of married man after married man. I'm pretty sure there's a baby in there.
It's as if I've seen a picture of Tommy Girl in flats or a fully covered LeAnn Rimes. This is my unicorn sighting.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:36am.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:38pm.
"Can we please talk about the American Apparel High-Waisted Pants ad on the side of the page? I just spent 10 minutes divulged in teary-eyed laughter. They are so fucking hideous!"
Thank you for bringing this up. I was seriously starting to doubt myself.
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Ha, me too! AA seems to specialize in clothes that my Mom made me wear in Grade 4. The ugliest shit that kids with more money would never be seen in.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:38pm.
"Can we please talk about the American Apparel High-Waisted Pants ad on the side of the page? I just spent 10 minutes divulged in teary-eyed laughter. They are so fucking hideous!"
Thank you for bringing this up. I was seriously starting to doubt myself.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Not gonna hate on her....the man she was dating had said that his relationship was finished with. His wife got back at him by constantly blabbing to the paps not concerned with the privacy of her own children and of course, the paps and public blamed and demonized the slut woman as usual. Typical. Didn`t those Rupert Murdoch people bugged her house or something﹖as well﹖
Anyway, she looks flawless and relaxed here.
Mabel: "Why can't I find last year's D-Listed donor list?"
Wynnona Ryder: "Because you're an idiot?"
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I SO wanted to publish all the amazingly hot sluts who gave last year...some very cool people came forward to raise $2000, and they did it in 24 hours, which was simply astounding! But when I searched for the old file my computers just flashed in my face and said, "Bitch please!" I'm pretty sure I heard an audio file snap three times, too.
Last year Islandgirl slutted up, reached deep into her bra and pulled out a donation all the way from Denmark! That really blew people at the Gay Alliance away--and you know everyone likes to be blown.
So everyone from last year (YOU know who you are *wink*) please consider coming back and perhaps making this an annual gift. --Last Spring, the 2011 Big Gay Prom saw 295 students from 56 different schools and 7 separate counties.---
THIS WAS BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!!
Gay Alliance staff, board members, and volunteers brought their own partners to chaperon and give LGBT youth the opportunity to see LGBT adults in healthy and happy same-sex relationships.
This amazing event exists because of YOU. Without caring adults and financial donors, the Big Gay Prom could not be the awesome experience it is. Throwing a prom is expensive and our agency is committed to keeping the event financially accessible to youth. At a $10 suggested donation, youth are better able to attend (and no youth is turned away for not being able to pay).
DONATE:
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Love,
Mabel
Poor baby.
Who's the father?
And why is she still relevant? She hasn't made a movie in years, and the ones she did aren't worth watching.
"A case of the babies"? Really? Sheesh, you make it sound like a disease to be preggers.
On a lighter note!
One of the cutest things EVER:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2101040/Discovered-The-mi...
...this is the only thing in which I've ever seen Sienna Miller perform...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq-FX1ced8g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUXBqeb4BE&feature=related
...luv French & Saunders...esp the 'sheer acting' of 'Meryl Streep'....
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
somebody rode that bareback!!!
Holy deathwish, batman!
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I have never loved life so much.
I think she looks really good here but she is starting to bore me. If she isn't screwing every dude that breaths hard at her or some married dude, I am not interested.
What can I say, I love sluts. *kanye shrug*
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Snowy
I got codeine from my doc today and antibiotics and told not to speak (my voice is gone from coughing)
and a whore like Sienna gets a baby
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:09pm.
SUCKIN AIN'T FUCKIN AND EATIN AIN'T CHEATIN!!!
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REPORTED AGAIN!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:06pm.
*falls in love with ba buttons*
A chick that knowingly makes advanced on a married man is a whore.
The married man that doesn't tell the whore "Not interested" and walks away, is a complete piece of shit.
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I approve of this posting.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:59pm.
FAT
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REPORTED!
Can we please talk about the American Apparel High-Waisted Pants ad on the side of the page? I just spent 10 minutes divulged in teary-eyed laughter. They are so fucking hideous!
snowy - I figured it was either a Mob Wife or another reality ho.
Speidi: looking like ass:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2101418/Heidi-Montag-Not-co...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
M.E. don't you know me bettter than that? LOL she's one of the girls on The Bachelor this season, the complete CRAY CRAY one!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
snowphat? Who's your avie? Looks like Fiona from "Burn Notice".
She is so pretty.
She looks pretty.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
sorry Jack, the 60's are all a blur to me...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
So I guess karma will get her back when her baby daddy/husband cheats on her? I think that might be poetic justice, IMO.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Wrecking ball clit? LOOL.
I got nothin. *blinks*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
MK don't worry. she'll be back to fucking on other wimmenz' men before you know it, maybe before the baby is born!
Her taste for married peen is too strong to be tamed by marriage and motherhood.
When you're a slut you're a slut all the way
from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day!
OMG snowy - the dudes that had the illegal radio station out on the boat back in the 60s, man....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131729/
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
ohh!! so she's not with jude anymore. didn't know that. i thought they got back together.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I think she's really pretty.
*shrugs*
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Douchechill!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:09pm.
SUCKIN AIN'T FUCKIN AND EATIN AIN'T CHEATIN!!!
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HAHA! Is that an excerpt from the Gospel according to Khia?
Yaasssss!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
what's Pirate Radio? Is it like Bon Iver?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
You should never blame the woman for you man's inability to keep his cocker spaniel in his pantaloons.
Trust me.
Damn, it is gonna suck ass for her when karma comes around. Bwahahahahahahaaaaa.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I don't get the hate for this chick and I completely agree with ba-buttons.
ps-I'm married.
*backhands Jack*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:09pm.
Jack, WHICH little dweeb?
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the one with the funny accent.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Jack, WHICH little dweeb?
SUCKIN AIN'T FUCKIN AND EATIN AIN'T CHEATIN!!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
snowy - he's the little dweeb in Pirate Radio.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
*falls in love with ba buttons*
A chick that knowingly makes advanced on a married man is a whore.
The married man that doesn't tell the whore "Not interested" and walks away, is a complete piece of shit.
excuse my Americaness but who the hell is Tom Sturridge ?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I have such a laughing fit whenever MK uses the term "bulldozer vagina." Such a great image.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
She looks like Naomi Watts here. That's about all I have to say about that.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
This moron took notes on how January Jones managed a pseudo-secret pregnancy and how it raised her profile from a z-lister whore.
She's looking particularly generic in these pics. Glowing, but still generic.
And a ho is on her way to becoming a housewife (at least part time). Don't tell Kim Kuntrashian there's hope for her yet.
FAT
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Agreed, the girl is a slam hound but it takes two to tango when infidelity is the song on the jukebox.
What's 'more wrong' - a woman hitting on a maried man or a married man responding to her advances?
This is going to sound sexist but as a man I say the onus falls on the MAN.
In the military, every now and then one of my men would tell me he was getting divorced for infidelity. It would go like this;
Cheatin' soldier - Hey PO, I need to change my next of kin. Gettin' divorced.
PO ba-buttons - Okay, why are you getting divorced?
Cheatin' soldier - The Mrs. caught me screwing aro-
*remainder of Cheatin's soldiers statement muffled by PO ba-buttons fist*
PO ba-buttons - Okay, I'll submit the change of kin forms. Back to your post.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Not gonna lie, bitch looks great.
These aren't the best pics by any means (she's preggers so I'll give her a pass ) and while she may fuck everyone's husband, I think she's a pretty husband fucker.
I wonder why Sienna never married Rhys Ifans? He was hot for her a few years ago.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K