Open Post: Hosted By Angie's Raw Emotions
India has the Ganges, Israel has the Jordan River and last night Sarajevo had the most sacred holy stream of all when St. Angie Jolie broke down into a fountain of raw emotions after hearing that her homewrecking protégée, Sienna Miller, has given up the game. No, Angie Jo's forehead tapeworm nearly quivered off of her face and she had a weepy moment while telling reporters at the premiere of her movie In The Land Of Nut 'N Honey that she hopes her film will be a wake-up call to the world do something major about the serious shit that's happening in Syria. Um, okay, but how can Angie's movie be a wake-up call when it looks like it's going to put bitches to sleep? No, I haven't seen it. I don't know. I'm sure if anything can stop wars it's Angie's directorial debut! And I shouldn't throw any shade since Angie is wearing a beautiful vintage dress from Jessica McClintock's funeral collection.
And do you want to do it or should I update Wikipedia with the newest sighting of a holy Weeping Statute?
LA AMO !!! <3
OMG... She is the most "obvious" FAKE person i have ever seen!!!
It's amazing how the media, their fans and everyone in Hollywood cannot see this !!!
What is wrong with them? Anyone else would've been ripped apart but apparently these two are untouchable... why!?!
Jolie's croc tears must be her biggest act since years ! It's amazing how much she promotes the hell of this major flop film. We don't need a history lesson from someone who steals other's scripts.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Thanks TRev good review of the detox
Caf is hard to lose have done it before - for baby making! ..Good reminder work on just the white food for now/bought some chia seeds from reading here. Thanks!!
Late night support here is real sometimes and i thank you for yours. When ppl depend on you job is to stay up and at em - without some form of substitute crank all very bad - struggle but getting easier. Your mom has a very nice child.
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thanks for the good vibes, y'all.
my mom is a really good person and has been through it in the past couple of years, so this is just UNFAIR, to be childish about it.
but i'm sure i'll be talking about it more in the future. it's weird though - when it's quiet like this, i find myself thnking that everything is gonna be back to normal again, when i know that it really isn't...
thamar, for detox, i suggest taking all the white foods out of your diet - bread, rice, potatoes, pasta, sugar - and stripping back to vegetables, fruits and maybe a grain like rice. no caffeine, dairy, or eggs.
if you eat meat, lamb is okay, beef and pork not so much, turkey is better than chicken.
but i think it depends also on what the detox is for - allergies? general "cleanse"? weight loss? and also how healthy do you feel you are right now? of course, if you are really anemic or otherwise in some other kind of unhealthy state, you should be really careful about being too extreme with the fasting/detoxing, etc.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Awww, Televised (((hugs))) I'm so sorry.
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Televised Rev hear you. Love up down all around.
Been there.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 2:58am.
A big hug from the Netherlands for your mom and for you.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
my mom has been diagnosed with brain cancer. so hard to get it up for snark nowadays. been running running running, no time to think really.
she's best at night, like her old self. we can just lay in bed and watch tv and chat and goof off. i guess she doesn't feel pressured to DO anything then.
ps: go Uvy's Tatas.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
If she was really as humble as she likes to have people think, she wouldn't grab every opportunity (red carpet events, photo shoots for magazines, etc.) to do her goddess pose. Everything about this woman screams "calculated" to me.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I'm not buying it. She is actually a pretty good actress, imo.
Why is Brad Pitt humping on Sue Ellen? Is it over between him and charlene tilton?
I've just read that one of the kunt Kardashian's dogs IS missing. The chihuahua had been "staying with friends for a while" and went missing from there. The fuck!!!
In other words, when Kendall and Kylie got a pair of labradors recently, the chihuahua got shipped out.
GAH! BASTARDS. Distraught indeed.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2101609/Kendall-Kylie-Jenne...
Wow, Angie is starting to hit the wall. She will be the next Demi. Angie will soon be grotesquely ugly. Wonder if her as*hole republican father will still love her when she is ugly. She should shut her mouth before she starts a freaking war unless she want to fight. No she would never really fight because she is not really tough. That is all a facade.
Maaaaaabel! To whom should dlisters donate? There are two people listed as fundraisers on the page at your link.
Who cares about this tired old vein face. See this latest "stuff white people like" gem from the HuffPo?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/15/coffee-for-kids-babyccino_n_127...
I didn't think it was anatomically possible for my eyes to roll as far back as they did. sigh...white people...
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Can you imagine the ego on this women?
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
The nose is starting to look a little MJish! She is so damn thin that the plumpness in her face is gone and the skin is sagging entirely too much for someone in their 30's...Pathetic!
Mabel
http://dlisted.com/node/40906
I just entered gay prom donors in the search upper right corner.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 8:43pm.
I agree with you on that. That's why I don't take Jolie's shit seriously. Pretty she is. But that is beside the point. I feel like they like to have sex tourism more than humanitarian tourism. It's about displaying their sexuality to people all over the world. "Here, I know you don't have a TV or can afford it. So, I'll just come to you and show you how real my tits are. And how pretty I am." She probably isn't THAt vain, literally, but I think there something she gets off on there. Like she NEEDS it more than it needs her. And no, I don't agree with the "at least she's doing something" shit. I do a lot of volunteer work.. I just can't sprinkle Benjamins around like I cum them.
Juniperjump,
DOI because he is the F*cking GOLDEN CHILD. I LOVE THIS BOY/MAN. Not man/boy, 'cause that's f'd up. MK 4LIFE
Wait, this veiny-headed cuntress has feelings?
Perhaps she should have consulted said feelings, if she indeed possessed them, at the time she fucked someone else's husband/boyfriend. Multiple times.
Oh wait, THOSE feelings don't matter.
Carry on.
F*ck you! (y'all, not MK) ILOVE HER!
MK just kills me with his references. I wore a Jessica McClintock prom dress much like the one in the pics crca 1988. How does he know such things??!!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Mabel Hodges so nice to see your mug.
I will without FAIL get back here to donate at link in your post
Thank you for your heart. All the kids need all adults to stand with them.
I am all for giving and doing things for others, we need more of that in this world driven by selfish assholes, but there is just something so insincere about these two assholes. I am tired of their self righteous, sanctimonious crap and this pretending that they are not overpaid actors who shot to fame based on their looks and the number and nature of their sex partners, rather than due to talent and hard work. It feels like they get a kick out of going to impoverished countries and helping out; like it was a kinky sexual arousal thing. Like in The Postman Always Rings Twice, where they fuck right at the scene where her husband is dying or something. I really think these two get some kind of pleasure or arousal from this adopting children from some third world shit hole thing. In some kind of a masochistic type of way.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Good luck with your severely unbalanced co-worker. Sending agreeable and stress-free vibes!!!
Angelina - what in Restylane hell﹖That fake crying looks real tough with that face.
Mabel: "Why can't I find last year's D-Listed donor list?"
Wynnona Ryder: "Because you're an idiot?"
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I SO wanted to publish all the amazingly hot sluts who gave last year...some very cool people came forward to raise $2000, and they did it in 24 hours, which was simply astounding! But when I searched for the old file my computers just flashed in my face and said, "Bitch please!" I'm pretty sure I heard an audio file snap three times, too.
Last year Islandgirl slutted up, reached deep into her bra and pulled out a donation all the way from Denmark! That really blew people at the Gay Alliance away--and you know everyone likes to be blown.
So everyone from last year (YOU know who you are *wink*) please consider coming back and perhaps making this an annual gift. --Last Spring, the 2011 Big Gay Prom saw 295 students from 56 different schools and 7 separate counties.---
THIS WAS BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!!
Gay Alliance staff, board members, and volunteers brought their own partners to chaperon and give LGBT youth the opportunity to see LGBT adults in healthy and happy same-sex relationships.
This amazing event exists because of YOU. Without caring adults and financial donors, the Big Gay Prom could not be the awesome experience it is. Throwing a prom is expensive and our agency is committed to keeping the event financially accessible to youth. At a $10 suggested donation, youth are better able to attend (and no youth is turned away for not being able to pay).
DONATE:
http://www.firstgiving.com/GayAlliance/big-gay-prom-2012
Love,
Mabel
She is the last person I would choose to give a speech on anything. Between looking at her veins, big head, small nose, skinny arms and big lips I wouldn't be able to pay attention to what she was saying.
More booze or more chocolate
Outta chocolate....
Have A good evening sluts whores skanks and assorted easy lays!!!
Remember to crack a few funnies for the early crew!!!! WhytheHELLdontcha!!!
Hahahahahaha !!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
LOL, Angie proves she lives in a world where SHE is THE-
MOST-IMPORTANT inhabitant where EVERYTHING she does has SIGNIFICANT implications for EVERYONE ELSE!! Yeah Angie, this will wake up Syria! (...Was that too cynical, or is every star like that??...) HAHAHA!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
CTFU
Uvy - BWAAAAHAHAH! The fish dance chick. HAHAH!
ISMU, well thanks, I guess, for reminding of that video.
I've been making "doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like peas" jokes all day. THAT's how gacked out I am because I still think it's funny.
Not feeling as Frankenstein as I did yesterday.
We all remember this bitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyxWO9xxyXU
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
thank bejeebies the 100+ comments were not all wasted on Angelina Holie-erthanthou
but i will waste one on her Vein ... it has a friend and he's called fivehead ditch
Sorry, Ange, I can no longer believe you haven't been touched by the plastic surgery brush, your face looks strange
Submitted by Caramel on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 5:53pm.
The VEIN is back and this time it's PERSONAL!
LOL! The Golden Globe nom didn't work, trotting out the child army didn't work, Brad blabbing about her crying in the shower didn't work. She's bringing the tears to you, dammit! The movie will still flop.
*peeks under Uvy's moo moo*
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Where are the Loonies?
*hits up peas* sooo cold, sooo pointy, sooo lovely ISMU. <3
Uvy, new bweebs and high? jellis.
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I have never loved life so much.
*grabs Uvy's undulating crotchal area*
*fondles Uvy's other bewb*
*feels Uvy's bewb cause she's too wasted to know* ♥
Oh Angie, crocodile tears? Really?? Whoever said "epic battle between her eyebrows and botoxed forehead"...lmao!! Spot. On.
Yes, by all means people educate yourselves by watching a fictional movie written by an actress! Books and research are for morons.
PSL - ahahahaha!! loved this one:
Andy @SmirnoffBlue3
Wasps have apparrently killed Whitney Houston ? That's Wasps the insects, not London Wasps rugby team, who sadly aren't that dangerous.
M.E. I think they should put her delicate flower self in a bubble! A soundproof one if possible. Or maybe they could move her into the boss's office so he can watch her widdle awea fow hew! :p
Yo, hos.
I'm drugged as fuck.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by StillaVllyGrl on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:15pm.
*ponders this*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
if anyone here or there
has knowledge of good detox regimes please link or if able post info
appreciated, much
know a lot but latest info always good
really thank you
thamar
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
I wouldn't be surprised if he does pick her, that would be awesome tv, LOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky