Open Post: Hosted By Harper Seven
The sheer power of Whitney Houston brought Dlisted down to its gutter whore knees on Saturday night and even after I patched the server up with a piece of chewed gum and the insides of a used condom I found in front of my apartment, it still came down again for a second yesterday. Then today, it went down again (Note: Between the server and I, at least one of us is going down if you know what I mean.), and my server tells me this time it was a network-wide related issue. I have a hard time believing that only because three seconds before Dlisted crashed again, I hit the refresh button and it screamed "KISS MY ASS" at me. They tell me everything is fixed now, so hopefully it is. Trust me, if I could hook Dlisted up to the powerful power source that is Hamster Dog, I would, but that bitch won't talk to me ever since I said I was racist against big dogs.
Please accept this picture of Harper Seven flipping me off baby-style as an apology gift for all of the site's fuck-ups.
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What a cutie! How did Posh teach her to do that already?? Suri was at least 4.
I feel you @Scott in NYC. That baby is adorable and I love Victoria.
i.want.that.baby.
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
To the person who complained about feeling blue:
I don't know where you are in the world and if it is winterish there (as in lack of sunlight) but if it is that kind of blues I can tell you what helped me. I know it sounds loco but in the winter I use a light box. I actually sit in front of this blinding light for at least an hour a day. Mine is a Sun Touch Apollo. (That's what it says on the box)
Anyway, I know it sounds silly as hell but it actually works, especially if I start using it before the urge to hibernate sets in really bad which I did this year, like an idiot. You can read about light boxes on the internet but I swear it keeps me from shooting myself, eating myself into a million pounds, and just generally being a pain in everyone else's ass. I use it all winter.
Everyone who mentioned exercise is right on too. But it is very hard to get started doing that when you feel like a hopeless slug. Once you bathe yourself in the fake sunshine for a couple of weeks you are better able to summon the effort to shake a leg.
Hope you find something that helps, it's awful feeling like that.
Adorable baby and love how she is dressed. I love when parents dress their children nicely and like babies, if that makes sense.
Sarah Smile
omg - this baby!!!!!
"Shalikla!"
Congrats, what a rollercoaster of a (Valentine') day.
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Submitted by Niko on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 10:09am.
Dog, chin up, I've been there (at 49) and got a new job in the end. It was tough though. All the best, keep my fingers crossed.
PS Your avatar is SO nice, love German Shepards.
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Thanks, Niko. All isn't lost. They have asked me to stay at least through March and possibly longer, so it's all good. Whew!
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Dog, chin up, I've been there (at 49) and got a new job in the end. It was tough though. All the best, keep my fingers crossed.
PS Your avatar is SO nice, love German Shepards.
@ Harper: Can't see anything cute in little Fatso, or in her annoying mother or her dumb pussy whipped dad.
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They do not make the most attractive looking kids....they are certainly not the kind of faces that you say OMG, that baby is gorgeous.
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Thanks ru - you and harper have brought tears to my eyes. I might even leave work early to go walk at the track (everyone in the office has been calling in sick for the past two weeks, I'll just claim I caught what they have). Thanks again.
Submitted by harperharper on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 9:07am.
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Thanks harper - you're right about exercise. I haven't been doing it for the past month and that may be part of the reason I'm feeling so overwhelmed. It's becoming a battle to get up and go to work in the morning. I have a strong family history of depression (usually self-medicated with alcohol) and the prospect of heading down that road is terrifying. I keep trying to force myself not to give in to it, but it's getting harder. Thanks for your kind words and support.
CSG - honestly, exercise. There is something about the endorphins from exercising that helps quell my mind when I've had anxiety problems. If you can get in a good work out, and I mean one where you're working up a good sweat, I honestly think that will help you feel a little better. Hang in there.
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
YES, I have bet on the jockey. It was also on The Derby and I won that day too. His name is Kent Desormeaux.
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Those Cajun boys make the best jockeys and they are the most fun!!!!!!
"Shalikla!"
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 5:46am.
I have a similar issue. My advice (and my MDs) is - go out and get some good hard, exercise. Run, walk fast, do cartwheels - or if the weather is inclement stay inside and do some jumping jacks, skip rope, turn up the music and dance. Exercise works! Try to get yourself into a yoga class or failing that try to do some sort of brisk exercise daily. People feel immediate results from this whereas the same thing can't always be said for medication.
Keep talking to us - I know everyone here cares!!!!!!! XOXOXO
"Shalikla!"
Hi dlisters! I've been spotty in checking in lately, and missed almost the whole Whitney coverage (altho I had to respond to Tony Bennett's stupidity). I've been trying to deal with some major anxiety, and not doing too well with it. I know I should go to the doctor, but also know that she'll just whip out the prescription pad. Any suggestions for holistic remedies would be greatly appreciated (especially as the insomnia is killing me). I'm going to try and get a few hours sleep now, but will check back in.
I hope everyone else is doing ok.
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:27pm.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I went to the OTB(off track betting) this weekend. I was doing horrible with my bets cuz I'm rusty. I haven't bet on a horse or looked at a betting form in over a year and a half. So I decide to do what my female cousin does when she would go with me to the track at The Downs in ABQ. She would bet by looking at the names and picking her horse by that alone. So I try it and look at the names and what do I see?
Catholicschoolgirl.
I bet that horse to win and it won ! ! !
Thanks to Dlist for existing(& MK too) and CSG for picking that screen name.
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LOLZ NDN - glad your horse came in!
I hope it paid off well.
Harper: "Step off, bitches. I'm giving you the raspberry because my daddy is the world's most gorgeous man, and yours isn't. Nyah, nyah, eff off. Where's my handbag?"
I love her. I'd also love to see her in a future tag team smackdown with Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, Suri Cruise, Nahla Aubrey and the Jessicas' Kids (Alva's and Parker's), because you KNOW the Brit Girl and those mixed chirren are going to slam those white girls DOWN.
((Mickey))
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@A.cotw
I just read your comment from last night. I have to get me one of them tapeworms (just kidding). I hope I caught you in time to say "Hi!" (and "Bye!")
((Owl))
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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@Mickey Holland
Forgot to tell you earlier, I was NOT laughing that watched "The Bodyguard" last night. That was a fun movie with a good soundtrack. It was the only Whitney Houston album I bought. She had a great voice. Like every other 80's teen I danced to her music in nightclubs everywhere-but I didn't like her style much until she had a slightly harder sound.
Submitted by Snowblood on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 2:59am.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:07pm.
I loves Ambrosia salad! But I haven't had any since my granny was alive! :(
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Ambrosia salad!! Reminds me of my mid-childhood years in Virginia, Tennessee and Georgia. A perfunctory bowl of ambrosia salad's on the banquet table at any & every Southern church potluck, family gathering, wedding and funeral, or at least it used to be while I was growing up there. Curious combination of addictive delicious and vomity gross. If it's made properly, that is. Lotta canned-in-syrup fruit, lotta whipped cream...
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I didn't know Ambrosia salad was a Southern thing. I practically grew up on that! And we still include it whenever we have a bday party for kids or some gatherings.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Ambrosia Owl!
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:04pm.
Have any of you had this issue, maybe not with schooling, but like...job wise? or any area of life? How did you get over it?
On the bright side I made myself some Ambrosia fruit salad. Am I the only one who loves that?
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Yer not alone. I had this issue for a *prolonged* period of time, which resulted in my current state of still not having graduated. When you realize it's not just laziness, then at least you have the capacity to do something about it. Try to keep distractions to a minimum, I guess, and don't get caught up wasting your time on stupid shit like watching bad TV just to avoid everything else, etc. That's just a suggestion, not necessarily my advice for a "cure."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:07pm.
I loves Ambrosia salad! But I haven't had any since my granny was alive! :(
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Ambrosia salad!! Reminds me of my mid-childhood years in Virginia, Tennessee and Georgia. A perfunctory bowl of ambrosia salad's on the banquet table at any & every Southern church potluck, family gathering, wedding and funeral, or at least it used to be while I was growing up there. Curious combination of addictive delicious and vomity gross. If it's made properly, that is. Lotta canned-in-syrup fruit, lotta whipped cream...
And if there's a cuter celebrity baby out there right now, I challenge you to prove it. Harper Seven wins, HANDS DOWN!! Unbelieveably cute. Makes my ovaries spasm & contract like crazy.
MK, your posts are totally worth wating for. What's one little technical glitz compared to oodles of fun all through the year?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:07pm.
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My college roommate's mom made her a huge vat of Ambrosia salad so of course I was all up in it. I'd never had it before so it was culinary revelation. Long story short, went out, drank my face off and ended up barfing orange chunks. Never touched the stuff again...which is a shame b/c it was so tasty (going down).
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:27pm
That's awesome! Have you ever bet on the jockey? It worked for me one Derby Day.
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YES, I have bet on the jockey. It was also on The Derby and I won that day too. His name is Kent Desormeaux. I haven't bet consistently since 2009. Although I may start back up now that I know where the OTB is located.
GOD, Victoria Beckham is eternally flawless and I can't help but be in love with her. And her baby is just soooo cute.
1. That baby is completely adorable.
2. Eat to Live, by Dr Joel Fuhrman. Read it, all you fatties on here bitching with food addictions. It works!!
Signed,
Former Fatty Food Addict
Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:12pm.
SpottedDogRanch, you might want to wander over to CNN to see video of a rescue donkey that is singing along to its lady rancher friend's violin practices. :-)
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OMFG, my ovaries exploded!!! Thank you so much Sinjin! I found the video on cnn.com & well that led to some time on Youtube. Thanks again! I gotta learn an instrument now.
LOVE ya MK! ;)
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:27pm
That's awesome! Have you ever bet on the jockey? It worked for me one Derby Day.
Just a drive-by.
Hey, MK! I didn't think the server crashing was a "fuck up". I thought WOW! MK has really hit it big!
Everyone is heading to the D for the low-down. That's what I did!
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MK, I love you like I love the critters: I can't stay mad at you. We need you to keep bitch-slapping celebrities. XOXOXO
Gotta go soon-Drag Race is coming on!
Boredasfuckyo - Grandma took her cooking mojo to the grave! That's why I havent had it in so long! Her fried chicken was TO DIE FOR!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:07pm.
I loves Ambrosia salad! But I haven't had any since my granny was alive! :(
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Aww that sucks. How did she make it? Did she put sour cream in hers?
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:51pm.
Two quotes:
"It is easier to live than die" - my DAD!
"Eh, whatever. It isn't forever. Screw that old crown (re: about my boss)" - My MOM!
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It's official. I love your parents. Sounds like mine! My mom got into a car accident one day and when I asked her(my family's vernacular for "old people") what happened, she said "Oh some old raisin pulled out of the Albertson's parking lot without looking and plowed into me." I'm like, "Uh Mom? you're 69..that's kinda a raisin too." And she bitched me out and said, "I wasn't as old as HER!"
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:49pm.
boredasfuckyo: I am having that very problem right now. Know what cures it?
Not eating sugar and processed foods. It's a very simple solution and it only takes a couple of days to feel the difference, but it's VERY hard (for me) to get started.
Good luck and feel better!
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Hekki, I totally agree the benefits of laying off sodapop and all the garbage sugary, chemically processed foods, especially w with my digestive issues. I notice I don't have any acid refluxe and don't wake up with my chest on fire and spitting up my own bile, when I restrict my liquids to water or something natural like that. I also find I have more physical energy in other areas.So that would defintely help some, but I also get in to days, like especially in the winter times, it gets much much worse for me regardless of what I do. And going to school, I just get in to this tired complacency where I'd just rather eat on the run than fix a proper meal. Which isn't good.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:51pm.
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I hope you do not mind me adding a comment here. I know EXACTLY how you feel. I am guessing you are younger than me, or maybe not. I graduated from my undergraduate program about six years ago. So, it has been awhile.
I am sure most of the regular D-listers may or may not remember my endless whining and bitching about my job. I have two Stalin-esque bosses that feel the world revolves around their elitist asses. Suffice it to say, the only thing I grasp on to is the feeling that it will NOT last forever. Life is like a psycho roller coaster...it has ups and downs. Unfortunately, it may seem like more downs than ups. Eventually, that little car will make its way back up again. Just remember...NEVER give up, dammit!
Two quotes:
"Never, ever, give up" - Winston Churchill (ornery bastard)
"It is easier to live than die" - my DAD!
"Eh, whatever. It isn't forever. Screw that old crown (re: about my boss)" - My MOM!
So, I don't know. I have days where I want to drown myself in my bathroom. Then, I go watch a film or try to remember that the world is not this ridiculous little asshole office I work in. The world is bigger - dammit. Bigger. Your world is totally going to improve - just think about the awesome future that awaits you - you deserve. Go get yours!
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I absolutely don't mind at all, thank you very much for sharing. And encouraging me. I know what you mean about shitty people in positions of authority. I literally get sick to my stomach thinking about having to deal with this one instructor who just has a face that could suck the joy out of a corpse, SHE'S THAT FUCKING MISERABLE. She looks like what the Olsen twins will look like in 10 years.
I know I can't give up, I think alot of it, is like, idk how to explain it. It's just this wall. This block. Like something is physically/mentally blocking me from being able to have the energy to process anymore information or to care. I have 4 classes that require so much work in each, one of my classes I'm completely behind in because I can't seem to find the time to deal with it, but I know I have too. I just get this mental image of my limp exhausted body literally being drug by my hands and legs through the finish line, and it's not good.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
I loves Ambrosia salad! But I haven't had any since my granny was alive! :(
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:04pm.
That baby is cute with the fatness! I love fat lil butterballs. My Nephew is a tiny little ham, and he literally looks like one of those newborn cabbage patch dolls.
Sidenote I need some motivational advice: I took a day off school because I was feeling a little blue( suffer from Dysthymic disorder as well as ocd) and just could not bring myself to do anything. It wasn't even the time, which is ridiculously early, because I was actually awake before that, I just couldn't bring myself to go. I felt so burnt out/listless/ and lacking of a fuck to give. And this isn't good. I need to study and I need to put forth effort, it's my semester before I graduate next fall, and honestly, I'm just at the point where if I actually did drop out, I'd have no regrets in doing so, just because I'm just so beyond unhappy. And Idk what to do to snap myself out of it.
Have any of you had this issue, maybe not with schooling, but like...job wise? or any area of life? How did you get over it?
On the bright side I made myself some Ambrosia fruit salad. Am I the only one who loves that?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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I hope you do not mind me adding a comment here. I know EXACTLY how you feel. I am guessing you are younger than me, or maybe not. I graduated from my undergraduate program about six years ago. So, it has been awhile.
I am sure most of the regular D-listers may or may not remember my endless whining and bitching about my job. I have two Stalin-esque bosses that feel the world revolves around their elitist asses. Suffice it to say, the only thing I grasp on to is the feeling that it will NOT last forever. Life is like a psycho roller coaster...it has ups and downs. Unfortunately, it may seem like more downs than ups. Eventually, that little car will make its way back up again. Just remember...NEVER give up, dammit!
Two quotes:
"Never, ever, give up" - Winston Churchill (ornery bastard)
"It is easier to live than die" - my DAD!
"Eh, whatever. It isn't forever. Screw that old crown (re: about my boss)" - My MOM!
So, I don't know. I have days where I want to drown myself in my bathroom. Then, I go watch a film or try to remember that the world is not this ridiculous little asshole office I work in. The world is bigger - dammit. Bigger. Your world is totally going to improve - just think about the awesome future that awaits you - you deserve. Go get yours!
boredasfuckyo: I am having that very problem right now. Know what cures it?
Not eating sugar and processed foods. It's a very simple solution and it only takes a couple of days to feel the difference, but it's VERY hard (for me) to get started.
Good luck and feel better!
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:36pm
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I get what you mean about ads, but no way!
Oh my goodness, that reminds me the time I saw parriah hilt interviewing celebs on the red carpet, YES I wanted to take my eyes out, and when Darren Criss (I think) wandered over he asked him for a kiss. ARGH! You could see Darren was being a good sport over the cringe-worthy smarminess of parriah. Can't stand him! He is self-promotion 100% = no talent-sell out!
Oh, lawd, no way one can ever compare MK to that! :P
Need to sprinkle holy water everywhere now!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
ubmitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:36pm.
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MK's gotta make a living, duh. He can't just blog without ads on his couch all day for you. He'd be on the street. Use an adblocker if you don't like it, and quit comparing MK to Pigez. The day you start seeing MK on the red carpet with his pics on his own site, than you can say he sold out.
Otherwise, STFU.
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Excuse you? Take a fucking midol. I simply expressed my opinion. I've just never had my eyeballs assaulted with such garishness on this site before and hoped it would never happen. Excuse me for expressing my thoughts. I thought we were all allowed to have an opinion here. Spose not. Unless it's yours, of course.
(And as for MK making money, go for it, honey. I just hate Donald Trump!!!)
WHAT'S GOOD?
For 90% of people...having a kid will make them turn into one of those parents that will use ANY excuse to mention their child. I hope I'm in the other 10.
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Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 5:42pm.
Aww she's one month older than my daughter.
She's so cute.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:28pm.
MK has a right to make money. It's not like he is trying to become a celebrity himself, which is what made Perez annoying as hell. I, for one, respect MK's hustle. Especially IN THIS ECONOMY.
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I know he's not pimping himself (thank god, but at least he'd deserve it with his sense of humour). I'd just like to see him make his buckage pimping better programs than this steaming pile of shit.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:20pm.
Umm.. MK....love ya but you're whoring out a la Perez H. with all the Trumpy adverts. I don't watch his lousy shows and I certainly don't want to see this crappy surrounding your wonderful site. Don't be a sellout.
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MK's gotta make a living, duh. He can't just blog without ads on his couch all day for you. He'd be on the street. Use an adblocker if you don't like it, and quit comparing MK to Pigez. The day you start seeing MK on the red carpet with celebutards, then you can say he sold out.
Otherwise, STFU.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 9:20pm.
MK has a right to make money. It's not like he is trying to become a celebrity himself, which is what made Perez annoying as hell. I, for one, respect MK's hustle. Especially IN THIS ECONOMY.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I went to the OTB(off track betting) this weekend. I was doing horrible with my bets cuz I'm rusty. I haven't bet on a horse or looked at a betting form in over a year and a half. So I decide to do what my female cousin does when she would go with me to the track at The Downs in ABQ. She would bet by looking at the names and picking her horse by that alone. So I try it and look at the names and what do I see?
Catholicschoolgirl.
I bet that horse to win and it won ! ! !
Thanks to Dlist for existing(& MK too) and CSG for picking that screen name.