Evening Crumbs
2 Girls, 1 Cup! The cup is missing from the picture, because I'm currently wet heaving into it - Lainey Gossip
It looks like Whitney Houston didn't have a Calgon moment gone wrong after all - The Superficial
This is not what I was expecting when I Googled "man's best friend pulled out of long hole" - Towleroad
Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd make puckery labia lips on GQ - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The CDC legally forced Bombshit McGross to wear that t-shirt as a warning label, right? - Hollywood Tuna
David Gandy is on the market and the line forms to the left of NOT A CHANCE IN HELL - The Berry
FYI: Adele is permanently horny - Celebitchy
If there was a Tom of Finland comic book, Kellan Lutz would be the villain in it - Just Jared
It was nice of Alexis Carrington to lend St. Angie one of her old bath robes - ICYDK
Kate Upton wearing an arm bra in Esquire - Popoholic
Thirty seconds later Justin Theroux is like, "You can let me go now, I'm not going anywhere." Forty five minutes later Justin is like, "No, seriously, I'm not going anywhere and I'm about to piss all over your stomach." - Popsugar
No Pants Sajak! Blame it on the margaritas and Vanna White's pants-dropping outfit - The Daily What
You know The Hoff did this kind of sucio shit with KITT - SOW
Gareth Thomas bends all the way over and if I squint, I can practically see his prostate - (NSFW) OMG Blog
Olivia Munn is in her panties in case you haven't seen Olivia Munn in her panties the other five thousand times Olivia Munn posed in her panties - Hollywood Rag
That must smell like a dirty diaper marinating in a pot of old cheese -Cityrag
The biracial butterfly still exists! - Crunk + Disorderly
Katy Perry didn't need to wear those silver arrows on her torso, because we can clearly see her gold camel toe without their assistance - I'm Not Obsessed
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Rihanna has that "i found the right pill" to lose weight look about her. She was never that skinny before...even Goopy is looking bloated next to her.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
go suck on organic pine cones goopy. dumb twat.
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blahk. This popped in my head upon seeing this pic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjhwv8KEXhQ
Rihanna always brings it - though she's totally going a bit trailer ho with this new look. I tend to think you either do the really low back or the really low front - but both on a dress is screaming ho.
But Gwenyth ... God - just stop woman. Stop. No one but your equally annoying and creepy husband wants to fuck you.
this is not hot in the least. this picture looks like all of the teenage "hey i'm drunk lets take a picture of us" pictures kids post on facebook. gross on both sides. i can just imagine the conversation. "wow you dont eat!" "no, you don't eat!" "no, you sooo don't eat!"
This one is to vindicate Whamo. I saw Paltrow on the Graham Norton show and she was ... fun? No fakery or cuntiness. The same can not be said for Gaga, who was also there, being a martyr for art as per usual.
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Rihanna looked gorgeous because she is skinny now and you couldn't see her fifteenhead.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I do not think Kate Upton is pretty. She has a great body, but her face is not pretty to me at all.
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Gwenyth should've pushed out a long fart to help deflate that bloat..and then stood up a bit straighter.
Adele is really pretty. I think she looks like Ann-Margret.
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Rhianna looks fantastic. Wonder if she's doing The Paleo diet. There is no way she's eating carbs...
I don't remember Rhianna being this skinny. She has lost some weight lately.
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That you give good love to me, Baby
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You give good love to me
Poor Goop, yeah her ribs are hanging all out of her pasty skin and she looks starving as usual...but seriously, would anyone`s figure look alright next to Rihanna﹖
looks like rihanna lost weight, i bet fishy's pissed she's the fatter one lol
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
That pic is hot, dammit. *shoots self*
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:13pm.
RiRi's a bombshell, but Adele's absolutely stunning in that link. Very classic beauty.
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WOW,you're right. Adele looks fabulous. She can wear her hair any color or length with a face like that.
RiRi's a bombshell, but Adele's absolutely stunning in that link. Very classic beauty. I'm not into chicks, but I'd totally go gay for her.
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Because Adele is the big untouchable star of the moment, Goopy has to bite her tongue and write in her secret dairy her true feelings about Adele's weight.
*Sigh*
So RiRi's hot with that hair and those Island Girl Crazy eyes? Well, I guess I will stop gymming, live off Red Bull, shame and bad hair decisions, then.
Love her Courtney Stodden collection arm charm, too. It's super duper.
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RiRi is stunning and Goopy has skinny fat going on. HA HA GOOPY!!!!!!!
Oh, and Adele is simply gorgeous--I love her meatiness. Wow.
St. Angie's dress is awful and Brad needs a good tailor to fix the length of the pants on that suit.
I think they both look gorgeous, loooove the dresses
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:09pm.
Yeah, it looks like Rihanna lost weight. She's a shite singer but gorgeous
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Word. Although I usually don't care about anyone's weight but my own, I must say the super-slim look suits her well. Rihanna has a naughty,nasty sexy look.
That dress would be even better with a higher neckline-the bare shoulders and back are enough flesh on display.
Yeah, it looks like Rihanna lost weight. She's a shite singer but gorgeous.
I have the bizarre suspicion that one of the chicks in the picture is Rihanna, while the other one has like a cooking show online or something. Poop?
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After clicking on the link, I still don't know who David Shandy is and I don't think he is hot at all.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 8:18pm.
The both look like they smell like tuna subs.
Lol!
I see that boobshit McGee got that "WP" tat removed. Why is she still even being photographed?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
The both look like they smell like tuna subs.
rihanna is beautiful! i remember not so long ago some of you were saying she's chubby. i ask WHERE is she chubby!? or maybe she lost a lot of weight recently??? hmm?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Grassy-ass, Paquita!
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Dog,
Abuela is Grandmother , abuelita is grandma or granny
I call her abuelita, but i just like saying abuela better. I call my abuelo , just Abuelo, not abuelito.
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I have to say. That is a pretty photo shoot of Adele.
I can see Goopy's ribs, but Rihanna still looks thinner than her. I bet that's KILLING Goopy.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:44pm.
How come you say "abuela" and MK says "abuelita"? Are they like saying "granny" or "nana"? Two different names meaning "grandmother"?
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Goopy, you're looking a little bloated. Might want to restart that cleanse.
Adele is always horny? Aren't all fat chicks horny all the time? (not that all women aren't horny all the time) but reminds me of what my abuela says, no hay gorda sin hambre y sin hombre.
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Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:38pm.
Mmm.. Dog!
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*daydreams*
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:38pm.
Mmm.. Dog!
Wonder Twits Power ACTIVATE!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:37pm.
Yes, I too have had internet issues getting on the D. First I had DRUPAL error messages.
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Me too with the DRUPAL thing! All I could think was, "Why the hell is RuPaul fucking with my DL?" Hahaha, I'm not kidding either. *red face*
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:23pm.
If I was a man, I'd fuck Rihanna for one of those quick horny fixes. I might call her a couple more times. But don't find her interesting on a long-term scale.
huh? I thought you were a gay dude!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hell no, she be alllll woman!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:35pm.
Nah, I am female. :) Being a gay dude would be kinda hot, though..
Yes, I too have had internet issues getting on the D. First I had DRUPAL error messages. Then "Internet Explorer cannot open this site."
I suffered withdrawal ALL DAY. I need my D fix, because it's like walking on sunshine!
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Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:23pm.
If I was a man, I'd fuck Rihanna for one of those quick horny fixes. I might call her a couple more times. But don't find her interesting on a long-term scale.
huh? I thought you were a gay dude!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:24pm.
Yes. I cussed at my Internet more than once.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:20pm.
When these celeb chicks pose like this, they look like they're about to start a soft porn scene from Cinemax.
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So, you watch that stuff, too?!
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:17pm.
Did anyone else have a difficult time getting into Dlisted today? My connection always timed out, it was a bitch. Dlisted is my morning paper god dammit, lol.
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Yes! When Whitters died ,I ran to the D only to find the site down! It was all CNN etc for my info and the comments were stupid. By the time I could get back on the D, there were 350 comments and I couldn't be bothered.
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If I was a man, I'd fuck Rihanna for one of those quick horny fixes. I might call her a couple more times. But don't find her interesting on a long-term scale.
Goopy seems like one of those people who crack corny ass jokes and laughs at them.