Open Post: Hosted By Tom Hardy’s Battered Ass Cheek

February 10, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

This clip of Tom Hardy and McG on the set of This Means War is from the olden days of 2011, but I’ve never seen it before and I’m passing it along just in case you too haven’t been blessed in the eyes with the image of a paintball punching Tom Hardy right in the nalgas. You know, Tom Hardy denies all the bi rumors, and this video proves that either he’s telling the truth or he’s a total 100% top. No, dude who is a bottom or vers would put the goods in danger like this. If you’re going to take a quick pounding to the ass, it’s best if you waddle away with your asshole still intact. Mostly intact, I mean. Picking pieces of your painted ass lips up off the floor is not a fun way to end a good time.

Having the ability to spit paint out of your b-hole is not a selling point on your Grindr profile, believe it or not. Wait, can paint be used a lube substitute?

(Thanks, Jeff)

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