Open Post: Hosted By Big Ang
Here's the official gemstone of Staten Island and the star of Mob Wives, Big Ang, showing the hos of Los Angeles what real beauty looks like as she strolled into Boa Steakhouse to make sweet love to one of the cow carcasses they hang in their freezer room. I don't know whether I want to watch Big Ang wrestle a pack of warthogs or watch her try to blow a bubblegum bubble without it popping on her baboon pussy lips. I'm falling in love all over again.
This is what it would look like if Sam the Eagle used Jackie Stallone's back alley plastic surgeon to look like a female Khloe Kardashian. I know, it was wrong of me to compare Big Ang to that beastly trash Khloe Kardashian. I should never do a gorgeous creature of an undermined species like that.
she's still better lookin than leann rimes
ESE, watching Freddie Mercury perform live was without exaggeration one of the highlights of my teen years. This video took me back in time. Tx.
The following message is for my sister, who is dying to see why I love coming here. Joehoe, Schwes, ik ben hier! Welkom op dlisted!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:58am.
*smooch*... you're such a sweetie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd0vhFwxXcI
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
undine, sometimes, you just have to make a group of people who are not blood-related your family. I excised a large portion of my tribe years ago, and I have never regretted that, because the stress and drama is now gone for the most part.
If you're even debating the Boone's Farm, just put it away. Get some good thoughts going and go to bed. The cheap shit always causes headaches.
Undine, by paying your respects you did the right thing. Screw everything else. If you do manage to go cold turkey on trying to make other people happy, could you please share your secret?
ESE (dikke kus!), I am still hoping for you to rejoin us at full throttle! This place is steerless without your guiding tunes.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
<3 to Spaz.
I bought some Boone's Strawberry Hill tonight, in honor of MK and irony. Discovered it is 4% alcohol. Now that I've had a bottle of wine I'm thinking of opening it. But, all those calories with no pay off? I was such a lightweight back in the day!
Srsly, me in a fetal position on the floor clutching a bottle of Boone's is a possibility at this point.
I think I need to give up on making anybody in my family happy and focus on what is going to make my life worth something.
Submitted by undinespragg on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:10am.
You paid your respects. Screw the rest. I'm sorry for your loss.
I am so drunk I cannot navigate HuluPlus on iPad. I should just give it up for the night.
Drunken DP, not sessy kind.
People, I am out of state surrounded by asshole extended family and shit is NOT OKAY. I come all this way for a funeral and it doesn't mean shit to anybody. Why do I even try? All I even got out of it was hOw important it is to know Jesus.
I do not get how people have the arrogance to treat you like shit when you're alive, then act like you have wronged them if you decide you need to GTFO of the horror that is Earth by offing yourself.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/cat-fancy-creepy-fake-twitter-feed-g...
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I learned the hard way....not all vaginal washes take care of feminine odor...
Hekki, sorry to hear that, hope it turns out ok.
On a happy note,
I am a runner up on a caption this post on dlisted!!!
Woohoo! Drinks and smokes for everyone on me!
*pushes lohan off and dances on the table*
*peddles through thread on unicycle, honking clown horn*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaub-hQXng&feature=related
hope everybody's fine, or dandy... or fine and dandy!
*peddles out of thread*... *runs straight into traffic*...
*stands up*... i'm o.k.!!!
*waves*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
She really puts the MAN in woman!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Bjorkie, I'm doing well. My project has ended at work, so I'm out on the hunt again as we speak.
TG for you all and Dlisted. It has been pretty quiet on OP for a while.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 8:23pm.
One of my brats fell off the top bunk and got a good knot on her head and then proceeded to vomit so we are here in the pediatric ER. It's probably just a mild concussion.
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Ha, ha at your description of the kid and incident, but poor baby. Hope that she is better!
(Ugh, fucking vomit, Jesus. I am terrible with that, shit, and other effluvium.)
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 8:13pm.
Good to hear! Yes, I vaguely remember that...just my luck with men, of course. It was a juggalo shirt, something about Irish juggalo pride.
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Yes, that's it! Now if we can just remember the thread...
Anyway, how are things with you? Everyone out there?
I love Ange because her heart is as big as her tits and lips, and that's pretty big. And I like Renee because she is a fucking psycho.
One of my brats fell off the top bunk and got a good knot on her head and then proceeded to vomit so we are here in the pediatric ER. It's probably just a mild concussion.
However. I overheard the nurse (hello privacy!) who was trying to transfer a 12 year old patient to Psych. Her mom brought her in because she was suicidal. She's on a list of antidepressants and woke up this morning and said she was going to kill herself today. This makes me thankful for my kid's concussion. That poor kid and mom!!
Also there was some kerfuffle with lots of shouting in the regular ER. Always an adventure!!
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 8:13pm.
Good to hear! Yes, I vaguely remember that...just my luck with men, of course. It was a juggalo shirt, something about Irish juggalo pride.
Her face gives me the difficult brown.
LaChaylo,
I'm good, darling.
I can't remember the urban dictionary term that I had for you, the one where you date someone who seems okay but isn't. Do you remember this? You dated some guy who had a stupid shirt and/or hat? A jugaloo?
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 8:05pm.
I love this bitch.
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Is it the five o'clock shadow mustache or the droopy balls of plastic for breasts?
How are you Bjorkie?
I love this bitch.
No good DD stories, so I guess I'll have to give you something cute:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/animals/awkward-cat-sleeping-positions
Sorry, folks.
Submitted by bornagainChristian on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 6:44pm.
Have you ever driven (very fast) through Staten Island? (because that's the only way to get to jersey ironically). They are all 'glowing in the dark' medical and chemical waste experiments. Living on an island built on garbage and smelling god awful all the time, is it any surprise the mutants that show their neanderthal faces from time to time? (cough cough..situation, cough). The CDC should enter at their own risk and discover all the new gene mutations and diseases that permeate this new species.
Is it any wonder some have claimed that 'Bigfoot' has been spotted there?!
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Werd. I was convinced to take a bus to SI one day to check out a legendary mini golf fantasyland with a boyfriend who loved that sort of crap, and about halfway there the overpowering stench of the landfill made us cover our faces and groan in disgust.
Then we noticed we were the only people on the entire bus who were doing that. So I guess you get used to it.
She's hideous and looks like a man in drag and to think she purposely wanted to look like this? Yeeech!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:16pm.
M.E. excuse me??? you watch That Zombie show, dontcha? LOL
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Zombie show?
The Walking Dead?
No ma'am. I do NOT!! SO HAAAAA!
I frankly think most "cleanses" are b.s.
Have you ever driven (very fast) through Staten Island? (because that's the only way to get to jersey ironically). They are all 'glowing in the dark' medical and chemical waste experiments. Living on an island built on garbage and smelling god awful all the time, is it any surprise the mutants that show their neanderthal faces from time to time? (cough cough..situation, cough). The CDC should enter at their own risk and discover all the new gene mutations and diseases that permeate this new species.
Is it any wonder some have claimed that 'Bigfoot' has been spotted there?!
Queenie - that berry cleanse, I tried the supplements a couple years ago. BLAH. They did nothing. Cleanse might be different though.
Evening whores!!!!!!
Waiting to go pick big D up from baseball practice, so I thought I'd check in.
WUZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?
Wow...haven't seen Cher for a ages. She's looking good.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 5:22pm.
These lower chats have been damn moribund lately.
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THEY FEAR WITCHMASTER ANG'S POWAH!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Irish Fury -- I don't know if you're coming back here tonight, but a big hi!!! to ya, girl!!! I saw you say hi to me on a post a while back and I didn't get back to say hi back. I hope you are okay & doing well. I & the others miss you! Hugs & kisses!
Love, Twat
Between this and the anorexic chick earlier, I'm never getting to sleep tonight.
Hello to M.E.!! xoxox
These lower chats have been damn moribund lately.
ick.nast.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 4:26pm.
@ Queenie -
Does the cleanse include chocolate covered Acai berries? Cuz those are delicious!
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LOL ... no, sorry!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Bizzare did you move to the 909? Hehe I love K and B but specially Ralph.
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Nope. I moved up North, near the coast. I like it, it is just quiet!
I like K and B, also. My favorite is also Ralph. K and B get a little creepy when they talk about women. Ewwww....
Good fucking GOD, that is an UGLY, BUTTFUCKUGLY, woman there. At least I think it's a woman..... heave inducing!
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:29pm.
Hey, where's Whamo this week? And I haven't seen Sweetas either.
THYRE FORNICATING, MAKING BIBLE SEX TAPE
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
@ Queenie -
Does the cleanse include chocolate covered Acai berries? Cuz those are delicious!
shes got anus lips
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Anybody ever do an acai berry cleanse? I've got a bit of fat in my abdominal area that I want to get rid of and supposedly this helps. I don't want to waste my time and money if it does not. TIA!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Well, I bought it from Costco and did not even made me go if you know what I mean. So for me it did not work.
And that picture is missing the not safe for life tag
Is that really a woman?
Bizzare did you move to the 909? Hehe I love K and B but specially Ralph.
XD that story about KK brightened my day a little, put an extra pep in my step!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Evil Cupcake,
LOL and "HI DARLING!" right back!!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:37pm.
Bizzarelife, that's were I heard it too! (Im in LA) It was good to hear that it broke her widdle heart and she cried and how that harpie of a mother told her to "get it together". Effe all of them. I hope the end is near for them. Seriously going to mess with people who buy that shit from Sears!
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Uggh, I agree. It's bad enough that society has to deal with TALENTED self-entitled celebrities. Now, we are cursed with these slores from reality TV. I mean, who on earth are they, anyway? I do not care to spend hard-earned (and with my bitch boss, it is very hard-earned) money on these idiots. I try to stay away from any and all of this garbage. If it's funny, and the people are just crazy, fine. These morons are not even funny! BOOOOO!