NBC Pulls Fear Factor’s Donkey Jizz Episode

Sad news for those of you sick fucks who were looking forward to watching Fear Factor’s donkey show episode while enjoying a spread of spoiled horchata and Miller Lite (aka donkey piss). NBC has erased the episode from its schedule and will air a rerun instead. So America will not get to watch a bunch of dumb ass contestants do what Joe Rogan did to get that job.

TMZ summoned a hundred donkey side-eyes when they said last week that Fear Factor’s season finale episode had a stunt where the contestants had to guzzle down beer jugs full of donkey piss and donkey-flavored baby batter. As of last week, NBC executives were going back on forth over whether or not they should air the “ass to mouth” episode, but sometime during the weekend they decided to kill it completely. They scrubbed a preview for the episode from their website and already changed channel guides to list the re-run as the episode that will play tonight. TMZ asked NBC’s chairman for a comment and he said this:

“I reviewed the episode late last week and decided it was a segment we should not air.”

I don’t know if this is good news or bad news for those ass jizz-guzzling contestants. On one hand, if the episode aired, they’d forever be known as the hos with donkey spunk breath and drunk donkeys looking for a quickie would kick at their back door at all hours of the night. But on the other hand, the world knowing that they will swallow some disgusting ass shit will do wonders for their personal lives and probably get them a cameo on Jersey Shore. We’ll never know.

And if you were looking forward to watching a bunch of tricks drink donkey sperm, you can watch the next best thing instead. You can watch a fake crying donkey throw up a bunch of bull shit. I’m talking about this (skip to the 2:15 mark):

via Buzzfeed