Afternoon Crumbs
French singer Shy'm proves that you can make a sophisticated ensemble fit for a demure lady using torn bed sheets, fiberglass, resin and pepaw pubes. And am I high again or does her torso look like Andy Warhol with a buzz cut and aviators? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Whenever I see Lea Michele trying to glamour it up at award shows, I expect to see her mother yelling at her for getting into her closet and playing with her big woman shoes again - Lainey Gossip
Call me a chin-osexual, but I actually do think Asshole Simpson looks good here - The Superficial
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale slap at the divorce rumors by going fishing (???) - Celebitchy
Will Cynthia Nixon please stop talking and give Rojo Caliente the mic already - Towleroad
Even Jessica Simpson's earlobes look swole - Hollywood Tuna
Natalie Portman's right breast is trying to get the hell out of there before she feeds it to her baby again - Popoholic
Katy Perry continues to spread all the colors of the Manic Panic rainbow on her hair - The Berry
How many copies of Photoshop died for this? - ICYDK
ScarJo's newest piece looks like a super sized Stanley Tucci with a touch of William Mapother - Popsugar
Becks' Super Bowl commercial is worthless without more bulge - OMG Blog
Matthew Broderick's day off thanks to some Honda commercial, but I can't help but wonder if SJP's old mole ate the life out of his eyes? - Just Jared
This girl can spell any word backwards. To which I say, Annataz si ton desserpmi - The Daily What
Xena's still got it - Hollywood Rag
Jean Paul Gaultier's Amy Winehouse tribute is incomplete without stained ballet slipper and an I Heart Blaaaaaaaaake pin - Cityrag
Bad news for the makers of real hyena hair weaves and beaver wigs - Videogum
The Narcissistic Old Queens brawl of 2012 lives on - I'm Not Obsessed
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lea please go away.. you are not gonna happen outside of glee..
this ladies outfit looks like she just came off the figure skating ice championship and wrapped a sheet around her.. strange
ugh. Lea Michele. You can try and try until the cows come home but you do not bring the sessy. Please stop because you look foolish. I cannot wait until they pull the plug on all those annoying little twerps on Glee.
Asslee looks really good (as long as she doesn't open her mouf). Jessica hasn't popped out that kid yet? I probably think the gestion period is too long because I'm comparing her to Bouncy.
I'm confused about Ashlee Simpson. Is it just me or is her old nose growing back?
Ahh I'm disappointed in the Broderick ad. I was hoping he'd be in character as Ferris Buellar. Who's going to buy that Matthew Broderick has such a busy schedule that he needs a day off? Bummer.
I thought it was Amber Herd in that photo but wondered WTF since she usually dresses beautifully.
Shy'm *eye roll* is tacky-hot.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Lea Michele is fug.
This whatever it is on the dress looks like a mannequin. scary ugly.
The K Photoshopping is so funny. They made Kim's legs as long as Khloe's.
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I'm still hopin' one day I might hear you say
I make you feel a way you've never felt before
And I'm all you need and that you never want more
Lea Michele, stop trying to make Lea Michele happen.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Shy'm
That fiberglass bustier thing really offends me. It's disturbing. Like the puked out guts of motha bitch in Aliens. Don't ever wear that again beeaawwtch.
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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 5:40pm
Gwen & Gavin Rossdale are never gonna separate. Who will they be able to play dress-up like it's 1993 with then? I have to laugh at ALL of their pics. They both look like adultbabies.
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Agreed. I find her so damn irritating, maybe irrationally so. It's like she closes her eyes and puts any damn thing on and voila! Fashion!
You can't mix a tartan skirt with an Indian kurta and wooden clogs, Gwen. And she passed it on to her husband and children. Triflin' .
Lea needs to stop posing with her mouth. She makes me think of the pics I used to take to send my hubs his first deployment, before he said he liked the natural pics better. I looked like a damn fish too.
Aaaand here's where I try to say something profound and on topic after hitting Post twice.
In that photo, Ashlee looks like the most beautiful woman in the world. /awestruck/
Jessica is a real trooper. If I was carrying all that around with her money, I'd have somebody pushin' me around in a wheelchair.
GG, I love red lipstick, but only for fancy occasions. And it has to be a great shade. Hers is just sooooo played out. CHANGE IT UP!!! Spring is coming, why not a pretty pink or peach lip?
Jessica Simpsons tits could feed an entire third world country.
Jewslim, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
for petes sake! Can gwen fucking ditch the overprocessed hair and red lips? Maybe she hopes they will remind gavin of a throbbing freshly fisted anus? So many questions. And why can't they just dress their kids like regular kids? GAHHHH!....also that JPG winehouse collection..meh. I do however have 9 pieces from fred perry's winehouse collection that I fucking love. But I have a ton of fred perry anyways. So I'm bias.
The Winehouse tribute by Jean Paul Gaultier is great. Too bad she isn't around to wear any of those clothes.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
That is actually the best I have seen Lea look. The posing is annoying and her shoes are too big but I think she looks kinda good. Hmm.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 7:27pm.
I can't fucking stand Lamey, either. She can't write for shit and her Brange and GOOPY ass licking annoy me to no end. All her Brangelina posts are soooo defensive. Nobody fucking cares about your life, Lamey, so I don't care about what problem you had with your SUV and how it relates to Cameron Diaz. Spoiler alert: It doesn't.
Ashlee does look lovely. I like her hair and her outfit. She looks like she's off drugs -- not too skinny. Perfect weight. Ditching the dick did wonders for her.
Kikichanel, I've been wanting to ask why many hate that site? Now you've answered my question. Thanks!
I think her pages are a little on the tl;dr side - but I was very curious... :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Know what? When I look more closely, Shy'm's bustier looks like Munch's The Scream (minus the hands - hehe) Damn you K'leahcim!! WHY do you make me see these things??? LOL!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
God, I HAAAATTEEE Lainey. I don't know why I click on her links since I know she's going to kick my Irish to volume 11. She's such a nasty, petty, black-hearted fucking bint. I particularly hate her for making me feel sorry for Lea Michelle for one hot second thanks to her spiteful bile. Die in a fire, Lainey. Seriously.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
"Andy Warhol with a buzz cut and aviators"
AAAUGH! I CANNOT STOP SEEING IT!
You mean tha Jessica's boobs are going to get BIGGER?! For some reason I thought you would start producing milk while you were still pregnant.
*face palm*
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Ashlee did more work to her face. She looks a lot better.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I am so envious of women who look awesome,calm and pretty when they are pregnant!
Gwen & Gavin Rossdale are never gonna separate. Who will they be able to play dress-up like it's 1993 with then? I have to laugh at ALL of their pics. They both look like adultbabies.
I like that dress Jessica Simpson is wearing. She looks good.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 5:07pm.
I do not find Lea Michelle attractive. At all.
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There's a man running around downtown LA punching bitches for no reason...Why wasn't he invited on the red carpet??! Make good use of that fist on her face.
ScarJo's piece is sexay! I want him to do naughty things to/with/for me...
LOL Ashley Simpson...it must suck when the only time you can get any press is to show up at some awards show you have no business being at, and the ONLY REASON you get noticed is for two reasons:
1. You don't look like a mutant for once.
2. People are wondering why the fuck you're even there since you're totally irrelevant and you're not up for an award since you don't even have a career in the business.
Becks is starting to look old.
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Jessica looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.
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Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Ash cleans up good!
Nice hair Gwen, bebeh angreh!
Jess, your head is disappearing into your neck!
Broderick looks like friend of Tom Cruise's. Woah makeup!
!K'leahcim ?Annataz ah ah!!! :D
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"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Ashley Simpson can get nipped and tucked til the fucking cows come home, bitch will ALWAYS look like the missing witch sister from Hocus Pocus. Just don't light the virgin candle around that bitch (not that anyone around here is pure enough to awaken the thousands-year-old curse). Her old nose will murder you in your sleep.
Hey Ash, how's your career?
I do not find Lea Michelle attractive. At all.
Chestica's Simpsons boobs are going to be the size of watermelons when her milk comes in.
I thought MY tits were huge durning that time, HOLY SHIT! I think Chestica is carrying triplets, one in her belly and one in each tit.
poor jess. she looks like she wants that baby to get out already. and who blames her?
ashlee looks very nice imo.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Aslee Simpson DOES look good.
Gwen and Gavin do not look happy.
Natalie Portman looks like she is suffering in that dress.
Wtf is that?!?
I have never seen Glee or anything with Lea Michelle but something about her face aggravates me!!
Ashley S. Does not look good. Looks like she got more plastic surgery!
I don't know why but pregnant Jessica Simpson doesn't get on my nerves.
Katty Perry's sense of style is so desperate I always see her trying to hard to fit in.
Holy mother of God! Jessica's boobs are practically the same size as her full-term belly. What kind of an industrial sized bra is she wearing to still be able to hoist them up that high?!
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
MK you're a Chin-osexual.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 4:32pm.
but the skinny horse known as Taylor Swift is a talentless closet freak
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Hahahahaha ! Skinny horse. Now I know what to refer her as. . . Skinny Horse.
I saw that girl who could say ANY word backwards within seconds yesterday. I thought for sure she'd be a Hot Slut of the Day. She is adorable.
MK, that Zatanna reference got me super hot. I want to fuck you silly.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
What Nanners said!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
"am I high again or does her torso look like Andy Warhol with a buzz cut and aviators?"
MK, you are a genius at describing fuckery.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 4:32pm.
Jessica Simpson: now THAT is a pregnant woman. *side eyes Beyonce*. Imagine what those things are gonna look like when her milk comes in!
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Exactly... Beyonce doesn't have a clue how a pregnant woman should look/feel...
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Holy plastic titty balls, Batboob!
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