Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kathy Proctor, the lady at last night's Snooze of the Union address who let the two people around her know that there was a STAR among them.
As the hairs on the back of Obama's head singed from being so close to two human tanning beds in suits, he talked about a mother of two and furniture industry employee who is getting her degree in biotechnology and earned her PhD in thatsmeology last night. When Obama started talking about her, Kathy subtly and repeatedly dropped a quiet "that's me" into the ears of her seat neighbors and the lady seat neighbor next to her subtly threw an "I know she's not about to tell me that's her... Oh yeah, she is" side-eye.
If the president was talking about my ass on live TV, fuck yeah I'd do what Kathy did. But I'd be a little more discreet about it. I'd wear a spandex bodysuit with THAT'S ME written in Christmas lights on my chest and as soon as he started talking about me, I'd make it light up with the touch of a button. But obviously, I'm a little more demure than Kathy.
And we can make fun of Kathy all we want, but we all know who she is now, right? So whenever somebody is talking about a furniture industry employee who is getting her degree in biotechnology, we will all shout out: THAT'S KATHY!
UPDATE: This is from last year's State of the Union, so you know how much of last night's SOTU I watched! Thanks Brian!
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She's a darling.
@Jalapena
Heh, no worries. It's hard on the interwebs to know whether people are being sarcastic or not.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:49am.
I have to say, the military lady has a fierce model face..I say she's the HOT slut of the day. Wow. Is that Iman?? In the words of RuPaul...WURK IT GURL!!!
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I was thinking that too. And her skin is just gorgeous.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
let's talk about the fact that the seat behind her is empty. whatthewhat?
I missed it, there was a storage wars marathon on. I'm obsessed.
Submitted by dlaugher on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 10:40am.
I liked the end of the State of the Union.
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Me too. It's the second time I got tears in my eyes. The first time was the Prez hugging Gabby Giffords.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I liked the end of the State of the Union. Hated the GOP response. (Really?)
Loved Michelle's dress.
Love the side eye above! nice side of smirk to go with. i'm always surprised at how calm the people being singled out usually are. i would totally do a self-conscious smirk if someone was talking about me.
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Michael! I'm shocked that you didn't use the MIDGET PHOTOGRAPHER for the Hot Slut of the Day. She was running up and down the aisles during the State of the Union snapping pictures left and right -- and was barely taller than the backs of the chairs!!!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:33am.
Oh, you're right. 2011. Says it right at the top. No I didn't watch either. Watched "Maude" instead. (Bea Arthur trivia I never knew until last night: She sang "Hard Hearted Hannah" on both "Golden Girls" AND "Maude"!)
Good choice. Was the GG ep the one where Blanche tries to out sing her and gets tangled in the mic cord on top of the piano? That ep is HILLarious.
On topic: I would have backhand smacked Goiter Gertie.
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 9:25am.
Oh, durrrr, no wonder this looked so familiar to me. Heh.
No, this was video from LAST YEARS SOTU... you are not having Deja Vu. It looks familiar because it IS what you saw a year ago.
Edited to say: I am a dork and I didn't read your sarcasm. I can dish the shit out, but understanding other's sarcasm must be foreign to me. My bad, dudette, my bad.
Oh, durrrr, no wonder this looked so familiar to me. Heh.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:50am.
With no one having watched it ---she may have been there again. From the news this morning, everything else was a repeat ("Roads!" "Bridges!" "Roads!" "Bridges!").
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Yes, God forbid we want to fix our aging and crumbling infrastructure. *eye roll*
oh, i see one of the sillybitchy commenters got invited to the state of the union address.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I thought last night's State of the Union speech was excellent!
And yeah, how weak to show the same chick from last year, MK. TSK.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Iman shoulda sliced her with those cheekbones
Shut up, shut up, STFU!
Lmfao Sucky! The gurrrl from last nite had highlites & was sitting next to Michelle. I love you MK!!! I really do. *air kiss kiss*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Didn't this happen at last year's SOTU as well? Some lady did the exact same thing to the people sitting around her. They need to find some more modest peeps, lol.
Though the women sitting next to Michelle Obama was sweet. She was SO nervous. D'awww.
With no one having watched it ---she may have been there again. From the news this morning, everything else was a repeat ("Roads!" "Bridges!" "Roads!" "Bridges!").
I have to say, the military lady has a fierce model face..I say she's the HOT slut of the day. Wow. Is that Iman?? In the words of RuPaul...WURK IT GURL!!!
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That's me, the one with the goiter under my chin.
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Military lady has some serious cheek bones going on! Nicely accents the STFU side eye.
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I was too busy watching the Roast of Charlie Sheen for the umpteenth time.... I was #WINNING.
Oh, you're right. 2011. Says it right at the top. No I didn't watch either. Watched "Maude" instead. (Bea Arthur trivia I never knew until last night: She sang "Hard Hearted Hannah" on both "Golden Girls" AND "Maude"!)
Submitted by Jalapena on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 8:27am.
Dear Michael.... this is from 2011's SOTU!!! This video is a year old.
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oh my goodness MIGUELINA!
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Haha! Yeah, this is last year's State of the Union. Maybe MK needs to make himself hot slut for trying to pull this kind of fuckery.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2011/01/kathy-proctor-relishes-state...
Dear Michael.... this is from 2011's SOTU!!! This video is a year old. Like most of us, myself included, YOU did not watch last night...did you!?!? HAHAHA!
LOL at the spandex body suit and Christmas lights. And a silver tinsel boa.
ugh that guy on the LEFT is me when I am at the movies or at a concert and they keep yappin away at me and shit, stop talking to me I know I am so fucking sexy and important in your life but please I am very interested in what I paid to see and I don't want to smell your stinky breath yes you want to get next to me because your hormones command you to get close to the pinnacle of human evolution but damn can I please watch the film without your shit breath please damn!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That's me dying of old age 8 days after I get hired in my field of biotechnology.
"nice hire Smithers well done, I guess all the applicants in intensive care were taken were they"?
that me!!!!!
i need a bs in thatsmeology...harvard here i come!
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Heeee! But what a loss for the furniture industry now that she's eclipsed them.
Fuck me sideways MK!!!!
"Thatsmeology"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*can't finish reading i is dead*
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
That's me and this is my Queen Sized Mattress Chin.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.