Monday, January 23rd 2012
The Wedding Of The Year That Never Was
A good wig, a strong breast cream that will keep her underchichi areas from chafing and a furrier who specializes in Muppet pelts are just some of the things that are important to Aretha Franklin, but she made it clear in a statement today that nothing is more important to her than the sanctity of marriage which is why she's decided to press pause on making William "Catfish" Wickerson her third husband:
"Will and I have decided we were moving a little too fast, and there were a number of things that had not been thought through thoroughly. There will be no wedding at this time. We will not comment on it any further because of the very personal and sensitive nature of it. We appreciate all of the many well wishes from friends."
So either: a) Catfish wasn't about to sign a prenup; or b) Catfish and Aretha didn't want to lose the quick sinful rush they feel from having premarital titty sex.
via UsWeekly
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We just had out wedding anniversary and it was amazing, my family and especially my dear husband made me such wonderful surprises. I still remember my wedding it was the perfect day, and I had such unique wedding favors that a friend found in Croatia, it was truly a day of days.
We just had out wedding anniversary and it was amazing, my family and especially my dear husband made me such wonderful surpises. I still remember my wedding it was the perfect day, and I had such unique wedding favors that a friend found in Croatia, it was trully a day of days.
Perhaps they just want to be certain they make the right decision, after a couple of failed marriages it is natural to do so. I guess this is the price to pay for being a celebrity, if my boyfriend would ask me to marry him there would be no second thoughts, I have already started to make plans for that day and I know for sure the wedding photographers NYC will be the ones to capture the event.
PVP, that Hotpoint is the Rodney Dangerfield of appliances, it gets no respect! *rimshot/groan*
@islandgirl: Well then that Hotpoint's really hoppin!
ProfessorVP
ProfessorVP, she's Aretha Franklin. The fridge comes to HER! :)
Holy Moly! Anyone else notice her itsty-bitsy teeny-weenie feet? HTF do they get her through life? How do they get her to the refrigerator?
oh catfish, what happened? if a fish could talk...
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You KNOW that heifer has oily anal discharge at all times.
Has Aretha ever paid all the business owners that she has stiffed over the years? This is one diva that the media has given pass after pass to. Talented yes but a real nasty piece of work according to many.
He's gay. Next.
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“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
Is this the slimmed down version of her? Just asking. She looks like a sea cucumber who's seen some rough difficult brown.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Bitch couldn't stand to have the REAL Queen Etta James flitter her angel wings off to heaven and get all the attention is what this shit is. She is such a sad sack of manure.
Can't stand this b. She sucks.
I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Weirdly, she has super tiny feet. Her arches must ACHE!
@Gigaboob
Agreed, trepidation, nice word. A little bit of self preservation, and time with children would not do her any harm either. But it is beyond her control, LOVE always finds our JHO. In the most obvious places too (backstage).
I'm guessing he wouldn't sign the prenup...
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Capella on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 4:38p
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Actually, that was my point, especially after, what 4 marriages now? A little trepidation wouldn't hurt on her part.
@Gigaboob
Simply because she dates 20 year olds, does not mean we forget that JHO is over 40 fucking-years-old.
Sadly, does this mean that she will finally reach the age of mature decision-making in about 20 years' time?
Forget that Posseur-esse fuck KIM, she sucks!!!!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
I suggest a tag called "your chichis scare me. "
Submitted by Capella on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 3:44pm.
JLO, Take note you downgrading bitch!
That is how you treat a man. You put yourself first, and don't bend over to no back-up dancer.
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YASSS! But this is what maturity gives you...not everyone has it.
A woman with chichis that big deserves TWO husbands.
I think it takes a lot for anyone, regardless of age, to take a step back from a wedding and say "wait a minute, there are a few things to go over here first." Unlike Kim K who didn't even discuss where the hell they would live or children before getting married. I loved the episode where she's like "Mom, I'm married. I'm going off birth control. I'm ready!" Yeah, because being married is the one and only thing you need to have in order in order to have kids. *rolls eyes*
When she started noticing she was the only one with the checkbook.
It went downhill from there.
Run Rhee Rhee..Run woman!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
jusssayin, hehehehehe
Well Aretha my love, take all the time you need. Gotta be sure, sweetheart. Love this bitch, she can do no wrong. Can't have no rat hooking her forevah! ;) (poor Cat...)
Off topic: [Listenin' to GETZ/GILBERTO album. That was the shit. Some wine and makin' food] thanks MK.
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
sounds like one of her songs ,
"Goin' ridin' on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
Never you mind the exit signs
We got lots of time
We can't quit 'til we get
To the other side"
Sounds like one of her songs :
Goin' ridin' on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
Never you mind the exit signs
We got lots of time
We can't quit 'til we get
To the other side
JLO, Take note you downgrading bitch!
That is how you treat a man. You put yourself first, and don't bend over to no back-up dancer.
She's been married several times before. Guess she learned to get the prenup or not get married.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 3:34pm.
my god I thought the exact same two things. :D
haven't they knows each other a long time?
good for them for calling it off before throwing a lavish wedding and then getting divorced. *side eyes Kim K*
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And each time I feel like this inside,
There's one thing I wanna know:
What's so funny 'bout peace love & understanding?
DING DING DING A!
the right tit said yes but there's left tit said no....
"Catfish" certainly has some huge fins, I mean hands. I'll bet "A" is the answer.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Now THAT, bitches, is a feather merkin.
Bawahahaha yeap! That's what I thought. He did not want to sign the prenup.
Um, okay.
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Douchechill!
Moving too fast? Isn't she like 70?
OTOH, She is Aretha Franklin so she is incapable of doing anything wrong so... fuck him. She's in the right, always.
He considers this a near miss.
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