Open Post: Hosted By Adrien Brody
Not since Westminster has an audience held their breath at the sight of a sharp as fuck Afghan Hound strutting on low-ply carpet with the air of confidence one gets when they know every bitch around them wants to sniff that ass. Over the weekend, Milan became hot piece central when Adrien Brody, Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Emile Hirsch, Willem Dafoe and some other dudes walked in the Prada show. Yes, they all look like vampire lawyers in 19th century England, but what really matters is they look like HOT vampire lawyers in 19th century England.
Don't mistake Adrien's pained face for constipation. That is Adrien's worried face, because he knows that his natural born Afghan Hound hotness is putting all of these hos (except for Gary) in the shadows. Adrien doesn't want to hurt people who can't help that they weren't born with a nose that makes you want to sit on it before yelling, "BLOW!" Adrien cares.
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@crazyassmom
Thanks for your BD wishes! I hope to run into you again one of these days. We need to synchronize our watches!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
LOL @vampire lawyer!!!! hahahahah once you see it...
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
It has been confirmed. Not only does Paula Deen have type 2 diabetes but she is now the PAID spokewhore for the "...drug company Novo Nordisk, which manufactures Victoza".
Unbelieveable. And she doesn't even blame the fatty cooking and ciggies that she has been inhaling for years as one of the root causes of her getting this illness. As she says in the CNN article, "...Of the show's signature cuisine she says, "It's entertainment...I'm your cook, not your doctor...".
What bollocks.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Thanks, MK, for posting this!!!
Thanks, MK, for posting this!!!
mk's words on this post are golden...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Anyone see Betty White's new show last night? I was equal parts embarrassed for her and laughing my ass off...
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
That was a very nice slide show
So sick of jeans and t shirts
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by KA on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 4:18pm
You haven't seen "Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy" yet? What are you waiting for? An invitation from Jeebus?
That movie is so damn good. A million times better then most of the crap movies out there now. To see this on the big screen gives me a reason to spend $11 bucks on a movie ticket. Hell, I wanna see this movie again.
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yes i was waiting for jeebus but fuck it. i am so going this weekend. soooo going. no one i know even remotely knows what i'm talking about when i say i want to see it - losers! this may be the first movie i go to see by myself.
This place is a goddamn ghost town. It's close enough to Friday for this Pinot and me.
Woo Hoo?!!!!! Anyone home?????? HELLO???? ::echoes::
Sorry I missed your birthday you beajtuful bovine beast! Happy belated!!!!! :o)
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
What in the world happened to South Park?
(old ep, I know but this just sucks) Ha, oddly enough it's the Elton John episode
People. There is something wrong with me that out of all the crazies that visit dlisted every day, I am the only one who is posting about their crazy in the middle of the night. Me. And Angela (sometimes). I gotta quit this shit.
(((Happy belated birthday <3)))
Don't worry, Undine, I'm here to liven things up. Oops, I forgot that I have no life to speak of.
*goes out with the sound of a slowly deflating balloon*
I will say that high fashion is silly though.
(((Jinty)))
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Wow. Seriously dead in here. HEEELLLLOOOOO?
A burger that costs $100 better buy me a $97 dollar dress.
I can't keep the Brody's straight (it's kind of like all the Emma's). Which one is he? I know there was one on the Hills..please don't judge me. The Hills was on late one night and it was either that or advertisements. I had to pass on Sesame Street because it was a rerun.
Anyway, wanted to pop in and say HAI! and share something I saw on a local bulletin board (why do people get into fights with each other when the subject is "What's the most ghetto part of town?") Seriously, people got pissed that theirs weren't listed and started threatening other people.
I wasn't a part of any of it, just reading it though and I cracked up at this
"Met me on (cross streets deleted) at 4am an ill show you whos ghetto. Im edacated you stupitt assfuck"
Sorry for the random post, I'm just still laughing
OMFG MiniUndie is driving me fucking insane. INSANE. I hate school release days.
Who is Emile Hirsch?
Damn....all this food talk. ::drools:: may have to send out dh to Red Robin for a honey-mustard chicken burger.
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
It just occurred to me that all those guys (except Hirsch) totally dye their hair. Heh.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 7:07pm.
Sounds...interesting. I'd totally eat one, just to say that I had the opportunity to eat a $100 burger. Truffles are pricey as hell but really tasty.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I was out with my friend and her boyfriend one night and he felt like flexing so after we got done clubbing, we went to one of the like ritzy restaurants in one of the big name casinos and one of the cheapest things on the menu was the $100 burger. Since I'm not a bitch and I wasn't gonna have him pay $300 for some shit I can't even pronounced made with an animal that looks like it belongs on mars....I just got the hamburger.
It came with truffle cheese and bacon and onions and some more shit and they gave us like 20 little jars of different little exotic ketchups and mustard to choose from. That shit went right in my purse and I was eating like orange flavored ketchup for weeks afterward.
If you're gonna pay $100 for a hamburger, it better be the best hamburger of your life...but it was just off tasting to me and very meh...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
What's in a $100 burger? Kobe beef? shavings of gold? huh???
Iman has a line of cosmetics made for darker skin tones. My best friend, who is African-American, swears by the cream-to-powder foundation and concealer. I think Target or Walgreens stocks her brand...worth trying out b/c it'll cost a little less than the high-end stuff.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 6:19pm.
That's the best burger I've had since childhood, and I've eaten $100 burgers with strawberry ketchup and shit.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
No burger should cost that much and...strawberry ketchup? vile
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Werd!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Five minutes until Betty White! *off to put on fuzzy jammies, bunny slippers, and make nukey-waved popcorn seasoned with BaconSalt*
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Make up Forever has good foundation for all!
For those who have not had enough of GG fashion:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2087152/Golden-Globes-2012-...
My fav is Claire Danes, Nicole Richie and Nicole Kidman..
Yay Guest sounds like someone got the royal treatment!
Happy Ani UBF!
Have a nice night all...
Event,
Ooooh! The 'shroom and garlic grilled onion burger. Phuck. I needed sandblasting and a shower with a fire hose after that hot mess. They should require that a body condom be worn before eating that deliciousness. So worth it, though.
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I'm totally with whoever says there needs to be more options for black women and makeup. In any drugstore, they only have two shades for black people...midnight black and chestnut brown....not gonna work for might tanned red bone skin.
I'm not too fond of MAC, it tends to be too thick of a coverage for me. I like fashion fair but even they have a hard time matching perfectly my skin color...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
You know how you hear people say they had a orgasm after they tasted a certain type of food?
Well, I got the mushroom burger with grilled onions and literally had like a mind orgasm afterwards, that's some seriously good shit!
That's the best burger I've had since childhood, and I've eaten $100 burgers with strawberry ketchup and shit.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Ahhh. The Baja Burger. That is some good shiite!
TequilaTax,
They do have some seasoning mojo going on at this place. I had to clutch my pearls when I saw the sodium content on their website. Ever since, I have ordered burgers with light seasoning, and it's still nummy.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks:
Submitted by guest:
Hahaha! You can be my maid of honor at my and Adrien's weeding (typo and it stays).
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Step off gurl! I'll dirty fight you for Adrien! *puts razors in hair* Loser gets to be the piece on the side ;-)
Is it totally wrong that I would rather be the side piece? Side piece doesn't have to deal with things like in-laws or holidays or any of that relationship crap.
Or maybe I'm just saying that because I am big wuss who fights like a girl and the razors in your hair scare me.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 5:57pm
Maybe my taste buds are getting old but I would really like a burger where the meat is seasoned first. Most burgers taste bland to me. Mostly you are just tasting the toppings.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Bacon Slut - I just looked on their website. The Baja Burger made my mouth water.
I want a burger now damnit.
*side eyes Philly Cheese Steak*
Gary looks like Flanders
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 4:21pm.
*rolls over Tequila Tax and any other man-thieving bitches in her Panzer*
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*sets phasers to "deep fat fry* setting and blast Panzer to bits*
I miss the show "Lie To Me". Tim Roth was so fucking hot in it.
Instead we get unending episodes of the Kuntdasahians.
*losses faith in the human race*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
M.E.,
It's a newer fast food burger joint chain that has wikked good burgers. And chicken sandwiches, and malts. Completely drooworthy. Their website is of the same name.
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
WTH is a smashburger?
*googles*
Welcome James Haven! Spill!
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http://youtu.be/35kF7gwV0Lo
"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Smashburger? *perks and drools* That's the equivalent to sweet nectar. Only in the burger world.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 5:46pm.
^^^^
Amen!!! I'm American-- which means my family is been here since the 17-1800s...
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How does "American" mean "been here since the 17-1800s"?
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http://youtu.be/35kF7gwV0Lo
"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Why has James Haven never hosted an Open Post?? truly unfair considering James Haven has the dirt on everyone in Hollywood!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by miz : "On another random ass note, I know that fake ass Beyonce is hated around here and chief among those reasons is her whole insistence about the French/Creole ethnicity."
Are you kidding? That's LEAST among the reasons we hate her. Or least among the reasons *I* hate her. There are so many better reasons to hate Beyonce, seriously.
Brody has the face of a cartoon villain.
That being said, I would hit Gary Oldman. There's just something about him.
Otherwise, one word comes to mind: FOPPISH.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 4:50pm.
I was like, bitch, please! And who the fuck cares? Guess what? We're in America and we're ALL fucking mutts that have various ethnicities! I'm African American, Native American and Irish! But guess what? I don't go around spouting that off for my foundation choice! It just seemed so damn ridiculous! Sorry for the rant. She just officially bugs me now. I can just see how that crap worked its way into the commercial idea/editing process.
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Amen!!! I'm American-- which means my family is been here since the 17-1800s and I'm German, French, Czech, and Bohemian (yes, my great-graandmother was born in Bohemia). But I don't pull out my lineage when it's convenient, esp to sell shit. I am sick of her and hearing about her and her goddammed birth. Fuck, it's like she's the first bitch ever to drop a fetus! What the fuck? WHO CARES?? I can't believe the interest in this talentless twat, her ass-ugly husband and their spawn.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Submitted by KA on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 4:18pm
You haven't seen "Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy" yet? What are you waiting for? An invitation from Jeebus?
That movie is so damn good. A million times better then most of the crap movies out there now. To see this on the big screen gives me a reason to spend $11 bucks on a movie ticket. Hell, I wanna see this movie again.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
omg Willem Dafoe!! I don't know why but i would fuck him so hard. He is so sexy
*pokes head in*
had a smashburger over the weekend that was so motherfucker delicious!!!!!
emphasis on the motherfucking delicious part!
*pops back out*
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."