Sunday, January 8th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Shit Latinas Say

After Shit Girls Say, Shit Gay Guys Say, Shit Black Girls Say, Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls and Shit Cats Say, here's the one my soul has really been waiting for since the beginning this shit started: Shit Latinas Say! But you know, this should really be called Shit Nuyoricans Say, because besides the "pedo like..." line, none of the Latinas I know say shit like this. Where's the line about crunchy curls, or chile salt with watermelon or reciting the lyrics of a Stevie B song or any of that? This is like Really Ugly Betty meets Precious (Preciosa?). This mess is strictly New York.

And with that, I think everyone is out of shit to say. Unless, Shit Mah Boo Says While Completely Naked comes out, we're all done shitting!

Also, a quick technical note: Your ass can reply to comments now and all conversations will be condensed into one thread. The year is 2012, but Dlisted hast just stepped into 2008. YAAASSS!

via Best Week Ever

Posted by: Michael K


WithinReason...'s picture

LMFAO! This one is better than the one above. I agree with MK, I've never heard any latina say those things.

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK

Hellraiser just did it, I can see the Show Replies + click it and then read it. Can you guys see it? It's on one of SANS FARD's posts.

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

Submitted by elorel on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:31pm.

MK, the css for the comments page has the reply link as 'display none' which is why it is invisible.

The reply link is being rendered on our page, but we just can't see and click it. The mobile people get different css so they can see it.

Thank you for the explanation!

LOL@Lutrelle

Okay. I'll shut up now about the reply button.

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Well, wouldja look at that. I'm on my BBS now and I can see it.

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Yes, that's it. When I switched to mobile.dlisted.com, now I can see the reply button.

Duh for me! Thanks for the explanation ubf! Even though I am replying to Francine, hahahaha.

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK

Hellraiser's picture

Yes, Bjork, I just watched Peacock last night. Cillian is a prettier woman than I could ever be. I also saw Intermission. The Irish accent was so thick I needed subtitles.

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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."

Okay, I just tried it. When you click reply it shows the persons post you are replying to THEN after you post to it and view the thread....between the posts all the way the fuck over to the right it says "Show Replies +" if you click it, you can see what I said in the reply. Should I screenshot it for you guys and put it on photobucket?

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Submitted by elorel on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:31pm.
MK, the css for the comments page has the reply link as 'display none' which is why it is invisible.

The reply link is being rendered on our page, but we just can't see and click it. The mobile people get different css so they can see it.

Yea for smart people who accidentally wander in here!

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Submitted by elorel on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:31pm.

MK, the css for the comments page has the reply link as 'display none' which is why it is invisible.

The reply link is being rendered on our page, but we just can't see and click it. The mobile people get different css so they can see it.

Thank you! Just switched to mobile view & it's on there.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Hellraiser's picture

I just responded to SANS FARDS from my Droid X. I do not have the patience to type from my phone though. Bitch adds "the" after every noun and keeps auto-correcting "Haha" to "gags."

But yes, SANS FARDS this IS the beauteous Cillian Murphy in my avie. I traded up from James Spader. TYVM for noticing.

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mike's picture

I can see "reply report abuse" on my iPhone

lol am I in the fucknin twilight zone. I could always see that shit.

honeychile's picture

no reply button but that report abuse button is looking mighty sexy though! I'm bored and I want to fondle it, caress it and whisper sweet nothings into its ear! MUST. PRESS. SOMETHING.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:28pm.
@hellraiser, is that Cillian Murphy in your av?

hotness.

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Check out that movie where he plays a woman. He is so good in it. Susan Sarandon and Ellen Page are in it, too.

He's cute. I also liked that Irish film he made with Colin Farrell, kind of like an Irish "Go."

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Submitted by elorel on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:31pm.

MK, the css for the comments page has the reply link as 'display none' which is why it is invisible.

The reply link is being rendered on our page, but we just can't see and click it. The mobile people get different css so they

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You sound smart, please email that to MK, so we can all have that fine shit.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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Submitted by elorel on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:31pm.

MK, the css for the comments page has the reply link as 'display none' which is why it is invisible.

The reply link is being rendered on our page, but we just can't see and click it. The mobile people get different css so they

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You sound smart, please email that to MK, so we can all have that fine shit.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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what is up with these buttons? is someone one special here

I've been watching Snapped and true crime shit all day. Loves it.

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I love that shit too! ==========================================
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:30pm.

Not sure about the drama over the reply button, it's been there a long time.

WHA? IT HAS? Since when?

Wait. Is this a punk'd episode?

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"Shit Asian Girls Say"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaaOei6oZ8&list=FL6UvAY8XFzKsxRHrVbRzECA...

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I'm using an android touchpad. I also see it on my PC with Firefox and on my cellphone which a LG Banter touch.

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Submitted by Francine-Fishpaw on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:27pm.

I tried IE, Opera and Mozilla Firefox with the same results.

Conspiracy!

^^^^^^^^^^

Me, too. Is this a damn joke? And how does it know to whom someone is replying, Hmmmmm?

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Submitted by Hellraiser on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:27pm.
Who are you Stoney and tojo what where did you obtain your speshul skills...?

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Right now I'm on my computer... when I replied earlier I was on my phone!
I have chrome on my computer and I'm not computer savvy enough to know what to do to fix it...

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No, Evilshoe. I don't have that option. :(

MK, the css for the comments page has the reply link as 'display none' which is why it is invisible.

The reply link is being rendered on our page, but we just can't see and click it. The mobile people get different css so they can see it.

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Penis

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Lutrelle's picture

OMG ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! NO REPLY BUTTON> OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

lbvvs

Not sure about the drama over the reply button, it's been there a long time.

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

Francine, that's weird! We're definitely seeing it. I thought it was odd you all asked because I've seen it a long time.

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

LOL@Hellraiser! This is the most thinking I've done all week!

Are the people who have a rely button using windows XP or Vista or some other operating system? This is getting curiouser and curiouser. Brain is seriously hurting.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:25pm.
I don't have a reply button, but I see a little text above one of Stoney's posts and it says "Show replies" and when you click on it, it's her answering one of her posts. On the second page there's two more on two other posts. It's on the top right hand corner. Maybe it depends on the browser you're using? Yay, does this mean we can skip over any fighting??

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Only if people respond to the person whom they're engaging.

You guys don't see:

reply report abuse

???

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

SANS FARDS's picture

@hellraiser, is that Cillian Murphy in your av?

hotness.

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Never question Bruce Dickinson!

Hellraiser's picture

Hells yes. Thank you for asking. I can reply to you from my Droid.

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SANS FARDS's picture

I look forward to using this Reply button, which may or may not exist, or may only exist for certain people.

huzzah!

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Never question Bruce Dickinson!

Hellraiser's picture

Who are you Stoney and tojo what where did you obtain your speshul skills...?

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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."

I tried IE, Opera and Mozilla Firefox with the same results.

Conspiracy!

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Francine...I'm on my phone so idk. I logged out...still not there...powered off & on still no.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Bjork You's picture

I don't have this feature, but is this like how it was in the Forum in terms of the lay out of comments?

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Ok, so far people checking on their phones seem to have the button, but not the ones on their PCs. Thats some weird shit.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

EastEndGirl's picture

I don't see it either.

MK, you prick tease.

DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11

Hellraiser's picture

I too have Windows 7. Just logged out and in twice. I can see Stoney's reply but no reply button just "report abuse" on everyone's comments. I am intrigued by this conundrum. This is the most thinking I have done all day.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 4:18pm.
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Just checked another browser as I have Mozilla locked down. The reply button wasn't there even after signing in and out. But let me check a couple more things.

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK

Dog's picture

Oh look. Just to add to the fun, the "show replies" link gets pushed down with each new comment and is now on page 2. That swings.

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@little_rascal - I'm using Chrome and I tried under Safari and that didn't work either.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

No, Dog, we tried that, that doesnt work either. I feel cheated. *pouts*

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

beakers bitch's picture

I don't have a reply button, but I see a little text above one of Stoney's posts and it says "Show replies" and when you click on it, it's her answering one of her posts. On the second page there's two more on two other posts. It's on the top right hand corner. Maybe it depends on the browser you're using? Yay, does this mean we can skip over any fighting??

tojo's picture

Testing.....

Guest-

Stoney says there is definitely a reply button.

Could it be an operating system thing? I'm windows 7.