Open Post: Hosted By Shit Latinas Say
After Shit Girls Say, Shit Gay Guys Say, Shit Black Girls Say, Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls and Shit Cats Say, here's the one my soul has really been waiting for since the beginning this shit started: Shit Latinas Say! But you know, this should really be called Shit Nuyoricans Say, because besides the "pedo like..." line, none of the Latinas I know say shit like this. Where's the line about crunchy curls, or chile salt with watermelon or reciting the lyrics of a Stevie B song or any of that? This is like Really Ugly Betty meets Precious (Preciosa?). This mess is strictly New York.
And with that, I think everyone is out of shit to say. Unless, Shit Mah Boo Says While Completely Naked comes out, we're all done shitting!
Also, a quick technical note: Your ass can reply to comments now and all conversations will be condensed into one thread. The year is 2012, but Dlisted hast just stepped into 2008. YAAASSS!
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Oh, my goodness. You can also reply to someone within a reply!!
Is anyone else finding some strange stuff happening when you click on a recent comment? If it's inside a reply, I can't always see it! Oh, well...
I wonder if MK will provide an FAQ?
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
((bjorkie))
I actually think they did some editing for that marathon, she came across less bitchy than the moms today.
They focused on Chloe's mom (the blonde) bigtime and how much she bitched about Maddie (the little girl who actually is good)
Made Abby out to be a saint this time around
I guess it's because season 2 is gearing up next week
MK! You know my people! LOL but i'm mexican too by association. i can't throw a rock without hitting a Selena worshiper in my hood
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Evil...that sucks in reply to your reply. :(
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
MIGUELINA I NO LIKE RACIST REPLY BUTTON I LIKE SEEING "SUBMITTED BY SUCKANDFUCK" ON THE MAIN PAGE FOLLOWED BY "HEY THAT'S NOT FUNNY WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF?" WHEN I CLICK ON THE LINK, I DON'T WANNA HUNT FOR THE SUICIDE BAITING
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
You're straight
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Yuuup!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:22pm.
I just...
SERIOUSLY?
That mom's double chin weighs as much as that very poor and misguided little girl.
Holy weep for humanity batman
Sad heart:(:(:(
I would love to go to Seaworld..
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:27pm.
My husband was standing on the law and yelled at the top of his lungs at some driver "SLOW THE HELL DOWN! THIS ISN'T INDY, DAMMIT!"
All he did was scare the crap out of a squirrel who ran up a tree and scolded him.
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Fuck the reply thing...takes too long & I'm getting distracted & lost on the way back down the thread.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:03pm.
That tubby troll is evil, Jint!
I saw the preview where she is going off on a mom, accusing her of not caring about her child! Lordy!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:27pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:15pm.
In Texas, they have these old people gangs on their Harleys travelling just under the speed limit and doing all sorts of "safety" maneuvers. I swear I want to attach a steam roller to the front of my car and run over every single one of those self-entitled pricks.
Yeah, there seems to be two basic types who ride motorcycles nowadays. The ones you describe, and the ones who seem to go fast enough that they can pass as many people as possible.
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Those fast ones always seem so surprised to find out car doors can be opened even while driving 70 mph.
Ok. I have to get dinner ready. Later!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:22pm.
Yeah, I tend to agree. It would be nice if there were an "expand all" option.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:18pm.
I liked the copy and paster way better. Then again, I hate change of any kind cuz I am a loser like that.
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*joins Cupcake on her front porch to yell at the neighborhood kids to get off the lawn*
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I yelled at someone earlier for being in my driveway. Happy to have another person yelling by my side!
I don't have a reply thingy showing, and when I try that dlisted mobile thing it just says "can't find server". All this new fangled stuff is toooooooo difficult for me.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:18pm.
I liked the copy and paster way better. Then again, I hate change of any kind cuz I am a loser like that.
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*joins Cupcake on her front porch to yell at the neighborhood kids to get off the lawn*
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brings rocks to throw...
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Submitted by M.E. on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:22pm.
Jazzy you deleted tour FB? :(
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My real one. I only talk with my dlisted friends. Fuck old high school folks.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:15pm.
In Texas, they have these old people gangs on their Harleys travelling just under the speed limit and doing all sorts of "safety" maneuvers. I swear I want to attach a steam roller to the front of my car and run over every single one of those self-entitled pricks.
Yeah, there seems to be two basic types who ride motorcycles nowadays. The ones you describe, and the ones who seem to go fast enough that they can pass as many people as possible.
Evil- Big D was invited to go with his friend for that friends birthday next month. I am going with them. First time flying and first time at Disney, I am not missing that shit!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:16pm.
One f my best friends rides a bike on a pretty day (he has a helmet, suit, all of the safety stuff)
It's just because I know him that I am always super careful when I see someone on the road with a bike.
It's one thing to cut off another car because you weren't paying attention (they swerve, honk, get pissed) It is entirely another when it's a motorcycle.
In short, I don't think you were wrong to be upset.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:15pm.
In Texas, they have these old people gangs on their Harleys travelling just under the speed limit and doing all sorts of "safety" maneuvers. I swear I want to attach a steam roller to the front of my car and run over every single one of those self-entitled pricks.
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Lol, you have been to our city?
We have alot of those charity motorcycles drives. You want to shoot your eye out if you get stuck behind one of them.
And I` ll sound like Jana now, but the one time i got stuck behind a Funeral Procession, i damn near lost my shit.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:03pm.
Then again I've been watching the marathon of Dance moms all day on Lifetime and I am absolutely astounded at how selfish moms can be.
Oh, you must check out the behemouth (triple chin, folks!) of a mom in this clip from a recent episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. MK posted a mini clip of the daughter a few days ago, but this is longer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTW4QHuWpD4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Okay, do not like on the reply button.
1. I'm too fucking lazy to scroll back and see if Show Replies+ is there
2. No notification that you have a reply
3. When you click Show Replies+ you have to click it for every single one attached to the original post. It doesn't cascade out for me, each reply has to be manually opened.
Sorry, MK
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Evilshoe, mine open just fine. They all open at once. If MK keeps this, it may be that you find that there are fewer places to click back. Either on your own message or when you look through the thread, in case anyone else was talking about the same thing. It's hard to do on the first day when both the old and new way are being used, but it could mean that there is just a place or two to check back.
There could be something with your settings if the replies have to be expanded individually. Hope MK, provides and FAQ or info page soon. That may help.
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 6:18pm.
I liked the copy and paster way better. Then again, I hate change of any kind cuz I am a loser like that.
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*joins Cupcake on her front porch to yell at the neighborhood kids to get off the lawn*
Jazzy you deleted tour FB? :(
LOL Lutrelle
She won me over when the moms were screaming about who won some stupid competition and the little girls were crying.
She was all "It's not about YOU" (to the moms)
It's just a fucked up show, I feel badly for the little ones who think approval means a first place.
M.E. I'm personally paranoid about motorcycles because in my county you don't have to wear helmets.
Not kidding. Driving 75 mph on the interstate and some guy passed me just last night- no helmet.
Me? Pulled over and issued a ticket for not wearing my seat belt, somehow though it's fine for someone on a bike to not wear a helmet.
Don't get it, I do get a motherly concern though. I also agree that it's not cool to just do it without telling her.
I liked the copy and paster way better. Then again, I hate change of any kind cuz I am a loser like that.
Disneyland? wtf is wrong with Disneyworld?! What are you some sort of celebrity too good to come to FloriDUH? *grin*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Cascading Style Sheets? That sounds like some shit my dishwasher needs.
Guest- how the hell should I know?!?!?! I just found out about it too!
testes, testes, 1-2-3. Yes I am 12 lol
Lmao. Because you said recent comment section & I thought it was a special place to look that I didn't know about. :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
In Texas, they have these old people gangs on their Harleys travelling just under the speed limit and doing all sorts of "safety" maneuvers. I swear I want to attach a steam roller to the front of my car and run over every single one of those self-entitled pricks.
Thank you Jintress. Yes, big difference. My ex is a paramedic too. My exes best friend was killed on a motorcycle, not his fault, other driver. I am not so much worried about the exes riding as I am others driving around them. They don't make those WATCH OUT FOR MOTORCYCLES bumperstickers for nothing. He's definitely not in a bubble, he plays hockey, football and skateboards. A motorcycle is a whole other animal.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
My two cents is that they shouldn't be doing it if the kid's not old enough to do it on his own.
Yes, raised two boys who are in their 20s now. One plays basketball and golf for fun; the other one loves guns and trucks and hunting.
Guess who's going to Disneyland next month?
Anybody know where I can get that shower curtain?
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I'm watching Zodiac on IFC and caught part of The Good Girl earlier this morning (I've not been super productive today). I know he's probably gay as the day is long, but Jake Gylenhall is really adorable.
Weezy...I'm concerned. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Concerned about my Jake Gyllenhal crush? LOL! He seems like we could eat ice cream and hot chocolate together and pick out nail polish colors and give each other mud masks.
Bwhaaaaa! So true!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
M.E. is there a way to know about replies without scrolling all the way back?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I think I'll be joining Dog and UBF on that Twister mat now. ::takes off shirt::
Wha? This IS naked Twister, right? =p
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Reply button? Like button? WTF? I just deleted my FB account this morning. I hate social networking. Fuck!!!
I may be alone here but I don't see anything wrong with motorcycle riding. Though you should have been told about it BEFORE he put the kid on the bike.
True, some people feels it's okay. Yeah, the before part would've been helpful!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
oh hell naw Dance Moms. I would fuck that teletubby bitch teacher up!
IDK. I like sseing that someone was replying to me in the recent comments section. But I guess I will get used to this too. I'm still trying to figure out my new phone. 2012 - the year of learning new shit!
loosen up mah button babe! This post has me ctfu lbvs