Open Post: Hosted By The Korean Adele
Since the real Adele recently had froat surgery and has canceled of all her concerts until the end of never, this 15-year-old contestant on K-Pop Star can temporarily take her place. Park Ji Mon knocked the accent off of her tongue when she yodeled out “Rolling in the Deep” and made head judge BoA bust out a BoA in her chonies. Okay, okay, comparing Park Ji Mon’s singing voice to Adele’s singing voice is almost like comparing Kim Kardashian to anything that isn’t a smeared doggy diarrhea stain on a hot sidewalk, but I mainly posted this clip for all the ice cold shade that’s being thrown. Those other contestants are barely old enough to make a pee pee in an adult toilet, but they’re shooting some serious death glares at the Korean Adele. Those are some glares that make you check in the mirror for red marks, because it feels like you’ve just been slapped with an open hand.
Those little bitches can cool their asses in a wet puddle of STAY MAD, because Park Ji Mon’s got this.
via The Daily What