Open Post: Hosted By The Korean Adele
Since the real Adele recently had froat surgery and has canceled of all her concerts until the end of never, this 15-year-old contestant on K-Pop Star can temporarily take her place. Park Ji Mon knocked the accent off of her tongue when she yodeled out "Rolling in the Deep" and made head judge BoA bust out a BoA in her chonies. Okay, okay, comparing Park Ji Mon's singing voice to Adele's singing voice is almost like comparing Kim Kardashian to anything that isn't a smeared doggy diarrhea stain on a hot sidewalk, but I mainly posted this clip for all the ice cold shade that's being thrown. Those other contestants are barely old enough to make a pee pee in an adult toilet, but they're shooting some serious death glares at the Korean Adele. Those are some glares that make you check in the mirror for red marks, because it feels like you've just been slapped with an open hand.
Those little bitches can cool their asses in a wet puddle of STAY MAD, because Park Ji Mon's got this.
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Happy New Year!!
Metta Site Peace.
or Piece.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Thank you, dear Queen of Gouda, same to you and your Family. *attempts to make hearts, miserably fails*
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I second your request for site peace, UBF. Here's wishing you - and your loved ones - a happy and healthy 2012!
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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I hope in the new year you whores can stop arguing on here. This is my escape route from bullshit at home. (of course arguing with Allessandra is still encouraged) . jk.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Fuck me. DP
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
JIntess, that sounds pretty tasty! I once mixed chocolate soymilk from trader joe's with vodka and was pretty surprised at the results. Maybe vodka is the magical alcohol that goes with everything.
Yeah, I am not going to hold my breath regarding all of this - I think the reservation was $150 so that may be the reason they made it for 4 and not 5, since I haven't got that kind of money to spend on dinner - but if it comes down to it they can invite my kid instead of me, or find a friend to go.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Submitted by Francine-Fishpaw on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 12:18pm.
The rabbit hole goes deeper than that, Francine.
Who gave ParisSucksLiterally that falsified rumor to pass along to the others here? Solve that one and you have cracked the case, Sherlock.
~*~*~*~Happy Heathen 2012*~*~*~*~
Of course Satan is an alt. Don't you know your Bible? False prophets, Antichrist etc.?
tr
I meant you, I am so sorry about that. I've kind of been enjoying my new Christmas blender with ice and TGIF premixed mudslides.I like to add flavor to it in the form of vodka.
Honestly I think you're right. At the same time, if it were you ,your mom and the rest of blood kin attending..that's one thing. If he gets to bring his wife, you get to bring your baby boy.
Dog, please no. Bjork is so cool. Let's ring in the new year with happy thoughts
Jintess, were you talking to me, or WOwl?
Anyway, I just called my mom and cancelled - I don't feel like ushering in NY without my kid. Maybe there is some misunderstanding that will be cleared up when everyone is awake and caffeinated.
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Hopefully in the New Year Bjork won't be such an arrogant windbag. Yes, I said it.
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I'll play whodunit:
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 11:52am.
jack, I sent an email to M.E. and by the way, you were attacked too. And you weren't even here to defend yourself. lame.
Too easy. After some scrolling through this post, I think the instigator outed herself without nary an inquisition.
Keep drunk blogging and Happy New Years Dlisted!
Nowl, that's wrong.
Stay home with him and ya'll just make a fantastic day of it.
Those folks aren't worth your company.
(I'm sorry you had to hear that, though. That's just selfish and mean)
Dig this:
My elderly, out-of-town mom, brother, and his 'wife' made reservations for four at a posh restaurant for NYE, and invited me along. But my teenage son was not invited.
WTF?
You'd think they would WANT him under their watchful eye. I know *I* do.
:(
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Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 11:42am.
I see nothing. Hear nothing. Speak nothing.
I K*N*O*W NOTHING.
Then again, I lie. ;)
Submitted by Satan on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:29am.
Nice of Sweetas to clear that B.S. up.
So, who is feeding M.E. & Jack false rumors about 'personal information' being shared when there was none and what was behind that person's motive to say so? That's the more curious question
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Hahaha are you serious? I'm certainly not swift on the uptake but even I could solve that riddle.
Use your powers or something, false prophet.
Making an early Dear Santa list: The next time there are guest bloggers, please don't make them feel like they need to delete threads they created.
Amen
Rascal, I know that, and I adore you (but just ask her, anyway!).
xoxo
"last night's thread was pulled because it was a repeat, and the other thread because it didn't go with the Dlisted flow. So nothing sinister is going on, just MK maintaining his site."
.... wow, bjork. thanks. thanks a lot.
we had until the 3rd to play with this one.
"nothing sinister" ... ffs, i hope you're happy!
>:^T
anyway ... nothing going on for nye. i'm on nest duty tonight. (no weeping as that considerably lowers my odds of getting arrested).
yeah, i'm done with the babs uploads, especially after i found those sexy helen thomas sites. i could so get lost in one of those slippery & slutty folds .... mmmm mmmmm.
be back in a few, need to go wring my brain out ....
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
Bjork You,
I responded to commenters talking about a missing thread and said it was Kris Kardashian's video, and I don't see it as rumor spreading or shit stirring.
I adore Sweetas and would never insinuate in any way or form that anything sinister was going on.
Nice of Sweetas to clear that B.S. up.
So, who is feeding M.E. & Jack false rumors about 'personal information' being shared when there was none and what was behind that person's motive to say so? That's the more curious question.
~*~*~*~Happy Heathen 2012*~*~*~*~
Of course Satan is an alt. Don't you know your Bible? False prophets, Antichrist etc.?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:09am.
ooooh ... another thread is missing?
-the plot thickens!
and bjork, "please" with your sensible approach to this matter -we like a mystery dammit!
this is not the wall street journal, this is the d -we live for the sensationalism.
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Silly goose.
What are doing for the new year? Any resolutions?
NO MORE EBAY, MEATBLOCKS. (AND NO MORE UPLOADING NUDE PHOTOS OF BARBARA BUSH EITHER.)
Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:06am.
Hey guys! I just wanted to pop in quickly and say that last night's thread was pulled because it was a repeat, and the other thread because it didn't go with the Dlisted flow. So nothing sinister is going on, just MK maintaining his site. Happy NYE and I'll see you all on the threads in just a few days!
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And there we go!
I still liked your writing on both posts, Sweets; keep it up.
Thanks for putting to bed rumours and shit.
Have a great New Year, and thanks for filling in for MK; you know we sluts need our gossip.
ooooh ... another thread is missing?
-the plot thickens!
and bjork, "please" with your sensible approach to this matter -we like a mystery dammit!
this is not the wall street journal, this is the d -we live for the sensationalism.
all funzys aside, i think it's mk making executive decisions in his italian am.
good call on this one .... i am always all-for not paying attention to a 'trashian.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 8:05am.
Happy New Year!
I am about to go out, but I must decide what to wear?
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Put some glitter on your butt cheeks and wear those leather chaps that I sent you because that shit was expensive!
(Sassy Ass, where are you? Find me on FB, through Mutual Friends or some shit like that. And tell bam to contact me, too. Oh, and Happy New Year!)
Hey guys! I just wanted to pop in quickly and say that last night's thread was pulled because it was a repeat, and the other thread because it didn't go with the Dlisted flow. So nothing sinister is going on, just MK maintaining his site. Happy NYE and I'll see you all on the threads in just a few days!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 8:05am.
Happy New Year!
I am about to go out, but I must decide what to wear?
Gold pants perhaps?!
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Pictures please!!!
Rascal and others,
Why not just ask Sweetas yourself? She can tell you why, if she knows, or not because she doesn't know or won't or can't share why.
It's no secret that quite a few regular, and new, dlisters are on FB together, so why not just pm her?
Asking here doesn't seem to do much but fuel dissension and rumours, like the one yesterday about how personal information was leaked on the last thread (the Guest Blogger one that Sweetas wrote) and that is why it was deleted. There was no personal information leaked.
Of course, do what you want and discuss, but I just think it stirs a lot of shit and is a waste of time. It's one thing if people who don't know her ask, but it's another when people who do ask about it on the D.
And maybe the Kardashian thread was taken down because it was a repeat topic; that Kris Kardashian music video was covered either in a thread or an Afternoon Crumbs mention. It's not always something sinister.
And you know that I like you lots, Rascal. This message isn't just to you, but to others, and with no jab or anything. Just some food for thought.
I already acknowledged that. :)
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
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a-HA! Thanks Little Rascal! Now that I have had a cup of coffee, I see that!
I wonder why? No one was nasty last night in that thread............hmmmmmmmmmm
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Once this seemed so appealing
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 9:12am.
Dog, everything is there from last night. I don;t notice anything missing. Then again, I am having my first cup of coffee, and now alert yet. :)
But I don't think any threads are gone from yesterday.
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Yep, last night's post with Kris Kardashian's "I love my friends" video is missing.
Dog, everything is there from last night. I don;t notice anything missing. Then again, I am having my first cup of coffee, and now alert yet. :)
But I don't think any threads are gone from yesterday.
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
-Elvis Costello
If people are wondering why threads are being deleted--and why would anyone on the D know and if they did, they might not, can't not say--why not just email MK and ask him? He might not answer you immediately, but he might eventually. There is no need to insinuate that someone is abusing guest blogging privileges, going crazy with the delete button; we can leave that kind of abuse to the mods who don't exist.
There are plenty of other threads on which to comment.
Someone want to explain why more threads were deleted? I've heard the horsey thread wasn't that bad yet it got deleted, and now two (I think) from last night are gone. Sounds to me like someone is a little power-crazy. WTF is going on?
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To others around the globe, Happy New Year and best to you!
Happy New Year!
I am about to go out, but I must decide what to wear?
Gold pants perhaps?!
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well, it's new year in australia...*HOOOOOT*
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
hooooooot
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 4:55am.
Bjork You:
I was at the bar in this club at a jam session smoking a cigarette and I was paying for my drink and I left a tip. This guy walks up from behind me and goes, "You must be America because you're tipping." And then he asks for my lighter. And I reply, "I'm only smoking a cigarette because I have no grass."
Twenty minutes later, dealer comes to the club and half the club is outside buying from him.
And he was a cop!
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American because you tip!!
Okay, Triston, I am finally falling to sleep. At 6am!! I will catch you later!
Bjork You:
I was at the bar in this club at a jam session smoking a cigarette and I was paying for my drink and I left a tip. This guy walks up from behind me and goes, "You must be America because you're tipping." And then he asks for my lighter. And I reply, "I'm only smoking a cigarette because I have no grass."
Twenty minutes later, dealer comes to the club and half the club is outside buying from him.
And he was a cop!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 4:31am.
Bjork You:
The first night I was in Beijing I got weed, by way of the police no less! But I am (un)fresh out now. I need to get a refill!
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What? Excellent! Now how did that happen? Is it like the secret code used for hankies in the back pocket?
Bjork You:
The first night I was in Beijing I got weed, by way of the police no less! But I am (un)fresh out now. I need to get a refill!
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 4:16am.
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And where did you go off to, PHM?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 4:19am.
Bjork You:
I just woke up from a disco nap and I have to decide where/what/who to do tonight. I am weighing my options now. I have some hours before I decide yet!
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Disco nap!
Can you get weed there? (Don't, don't, we don't want you on that Midnight Express tour of China's prisons.)
Bjork You:
I just woke up from a disco nap and I have to decide where/what/who to do tonight. I am weighing my options now. I have some hours before I decide yet!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 4:02am.
Bjork You:
WTF are you doing up?!
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Child, I do not know!
What are you doing, slut?
That recipe looks delicious Madame Cow. You guys and your metric system *shakes fist* I know when I try to make it I'm going to get it all messed up, but trust me, I'm going to try to make that :D
I bet it makes the house smell heavenly, too
Nowl, that's a fantastic program! Please do take advantage of it if you venture out.
Funny, I was just talking to a friend about a deal I've read about that's year round. Basically you drive somewhere and are too drunk to drive home, you call this place and a guy shows up on a bike, puts it in your trunk and drives you home. You pay, he rides the bike back. Obviously you would have to be within a specific mile radius of their base. Still, clever idea. Probably ideal for cities like NYC or DC, compact and heavily populated.
Anyway, I need to start counting sheep. Have a great night you 2 awesome people :D
Jintess!
I wish I had some exciting plans to share with you, but it will be same ol', same ol' (couch, hubby, mom and dad). The Dutch do have some New year's Eve traditions: oliebollen and cabaretiers on TV. These are stand-up comedians who do a retrospective show on the year gone by. Irish Fury can tell you how it feels to be a part of these special celebrations (ahem). Anyways, here's wishing you a smashing New Year's Eve and a happy, healthy 2012, Jinty!
(Feast your senses on this:)
http://www.typicaldutchstuff.com/oliebol.shtml
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Jintess, hey! I most likely will stay with the family tomorrow. I was invited to a friends gig and to a party and even though I want to go, I feel bad not being with my family. Even though I always want to go to a party with friends and have fun. Even though the dinner is going to SUCK. We are having some boring-ass not special/festive at all meal. But, I didn't think I would actually feel bad not being home.
In Cali (and a few other states) they are offering a free service where a tow truck could take you and your car home provided you don't live too far (7-10 miles).
If I do go out, I'll be using this.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Micks! ((Nowl))
Yeah I think the thread going away tossed everyone for a loop. Pretty sure whatever the reason behind it was for the best, though.
Maybe MK just didn't like the thought of an entire post being dedicated to talking about how wonderful the site is. He's a humble guy *shrug*
As far as NYE, personally I'm just going to lay low and stay off the roads. Idiot drunk drivers and cops pissed off because they have to work NYE occupying the road is a big fat no thanks. Cooking for friends, fireworks and music.
How about you guys?
Hi Mickey! Awww @ your long reply getting deleted along the whole post.
I was actually going to post my good Samaritan account last night but decided it would take too long to post.
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