Afternoon Crumbs
The Photoshop Awards! Somebody put together this completely fake ass “Yup, I Love Dick” cover of People Magazine starring Taylor Lautner. Bitch please! Like Taylor Lautner would really approve a picture of him looking like he’s pushing out a stubborn shirt for his big gay coming out cover. – Buzzfeed
Duchess Catherine celebrates Jesus’ birthday by wearing a hat that looks like a sea of open vaginas – Lainey Gossip
Give your eyeballs a taste of Courteney Cox’s bikini situation like it was the first time – The Superficial
Stephanie Seymour’s like, “Damn, it ain’t the same without my son’s boner brushing against my thigh…” – Hollywood Tuna
Trans Flowers: They ain’t the one! – Towleroad
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! A fat bee just swallowed an entire Starbucks whole! – Popsugar
In case you didn’t already know, wet albino rats never look good in leather – Hollywood Rag
Buthisface alert! – Just Jared
Elegance alert! – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Greedy ass puppy alert! – Cityrag
Kobe Bryant’s dick is trying to beat Tiger Woods’ dick’s record – Celebitchy
Aunt Viv #1 is my hero – ICYDK
Looking at Mischa Barton’s chichis gives me a craving for microwaved pancakes – SOW
Attention all 50-something, get ready to cream your panties with the help of KY, because Van Halen is back! – I’m Not Obsessed
What it looks like when Hugh Hefner tries to eat coochie – The Daily What
Suffocating a baby with kisses – The Berry
Ashley Jizzdale’s boots would look a lot better on her if they went all the way up to her forehead – Popoholic
The Top 10 Gayest songs – OMG Blog
Megan Fox proves that extreme Botox use equals permanent queef face – Celebslam