Open Post: Hosted By The Robert Downey Jr. Of Seals
File this under: We've all been there (especially you, RDJ).
Annette Swoffer of New Zealand found a whole lot of AWWWWW hanging around with her cats when she walked into her kitchen on Sunday night. The baby seal looked up at her before sliding over to the sofa to fall into dreamland. The baby seal wandered from the waterfront, waddled through a residential area, crossed a busy road, went up Annette's long driveway, slipped under a gate, went through a cat door and made it up a flight of stairs finally landing on the kitchen floor. Yeah, that the seal's story, but you know he was tired from clubbing all day (punned not on purpose, I swear). After that long journey to her sofa, Annette should've poured the baby seal a DRANK and tucked him into a Snuggie, but she called the SPCA instead. The seal was later picked up and returned to his home. Chris Clark of the Department of Conversation told the NZ Herald that he had been looking for the pup all day.
Everything is fine now. Annette's sofa has been blessed by the AWWWWWs, the seal is back where he belongs and we now have these picture. The only thing I have to add is: Why doesn't this ever happen to me?! The only thing I find on my sofa is a cockroach and you can't cuddle with a cockroach when you're lonely and your dog won't talk to you. Trust me, I've tried and they're not into it.
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Coolest seal, evah!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:24pm.
Damn you, AHS, you are pulling me in for another episode!
*shakes fist*
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How'd you like it? For me it was a little meh, needs more Moira. I don't get how Violet was "punishing" Tate.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 7:18pm.
ʎɐƃ əɹ,noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐəɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
Hahahaha!!! Siggy, anyone?
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
The xmas tweaks on the avies r hilarious
Thx for good vibes love this joint be good be safe
Everybody
And bloody hell don't make shit up about suffering when there's so much real pain damn that's just wrong
That Clint thread gonna use for a dinner party do not want to go to. Keep topic off what am I doing
THANKS sluts
We hope this precious little one has a long and happy life.
i wanna seal pup for prez
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
If that's really how it went down...the seal pup is a total genius.Probably thought he'd wait out that Great White that's cruising the harbor on a nice comfy couch.No sense getting the hide sliced open. ;-)
(((La Chaylo)))
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:05pm.
Ya finally made it to the party. Has your taste for flesh lessened much since your last visit to the dlisted Mortuary?
Team Valtrex, thanks for making me feel better!
*feels just a little less corky cuz Team Valtrex has made the same mistake too*
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Hi there, Team Valtrex! Nice to see you 'round these parts.
Buenos nachos con queso!
(((Owl)))
Team Valtrex ♥ ♥ ♥
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:03pm.
Thanks Lil' Rascal, and you're right. I didn't think about how small it would look I was just so exited at the idea of using it.
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Been there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Thanks Lil' Rascal, and you're right. I didn't think about how small it would look I was just so exited at the idea of using it.
Night UBF, sweet dreams!
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i'm glad there is only one epi of AHS left....I need to get this monkey off my back.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:48pm.
Little Rascal, I love gingers! Do you mind if I try using the first one as an avie?
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Owl, of course I don't mind, but I'm afraid it's going to be difficult to see the cat in a tree in a tiny avatar.
Beautiful people, i m out, 2 more days of work and i m off til next year. WOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
Night, ya`ll!
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Beautiful people, i m out, 2 more days of work and i m off til next year. WOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
Night, ya`ll!
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Go away, Tate, go away!
Easy peasy UBF,
the ghost who doesn't have a finger over his nose.
"not it"
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:48pm.
If two ghosts yell GO AWAY at each other, who has to go?
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The one who ate the most garlic.
Little Rascal, I love gingers! Do you mind if I try using the first one as an avie?
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If two ghosts yell GO AWAY at each other, who has to go?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hey ya'll!
mike that sucks:( I can only get the show online but it's becoming less of a 'must see'.
I have however picked up a new like for Grimm
Just not sure how far and how long they can take the premise (AHS)
Then again, I suppose at some point Grimm will run out of fairy tales. Though I loved last week's pigggy ep.
Obviously I have the lamest avatar ever.
Please don't tell me some of you own some of the expensive software by legitimate means.
I used to be a beta tester. That's how I got a lot of software for free. That's also how I got a lot of viruses for free. Live and learn.
Herpes. It's forever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=fGa2vIAOYcU
Will Viv be as dull and morose in death? I'm guessing yes.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:37pm.
jerry bank's coif ... i howled at the part where she's in a director's chair talking to the camera as the stylists come up, remover her wig and fluff her actual hair -and it's identical to the wig.
fuck'n aye, this show is highfuckinlarious.
you could at least have the ladies holding some festive shweddy balls.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEdSbvRKeGE
@ WinterOwl
A ginger kitteh stuck in a Christmas tree:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/19/article-0-0C892DD3000005DC-209...
I'm enjoying Quinto.
For kittymuffin:
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/1e1c6
I tried!
LOL, rasc. Reminds me of the cat we had growing up. Every single year he'd knock the tree over and break a bunch of ornaments. It didn't matter where you hid his presents. He'd smell the catnip and rip it open.
jerry bank's coif ... i howled at the part where she's in a director's chair talking to the camera as the stylists come up, remover her wig and fluff her actual hair -and it's identical to the wig.
fuck'n aye, this show is highfuckinlarious.
you could at least have the ladies holding some festive shweddy balls.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:33pm.
This episode of AHS is totally over the top, and not in a good way. :(
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She is having a baby and everyone else except for her husband is ghost? And Jessica Lange wants the babies, she is fighting The Gays over them?
@little Rascal: OMG, that is too awesome!
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@ WinterOwl
Speaking of cats stuck in trees -->
http://jaclynworksitout.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/855f_funny-pictures-...
This episode of AHS is totally over the top, and not in a good way. :(
Kittymuffin, you could also have a Xmas tree growing out of the kitty litter!
Actually, I'd like to have my cat sit on a Xmas tree!
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UBF, thats awesome! I miss shitting rainbows... : (
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Night Cappy!
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In other news, i shit a 10 foot rainbow this morning. It was so beautiful i send a picture to the NY Times, it will be on the front-cover tomorrow.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
*pets seal, again.*
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Ugh, see things are still 5150ing here. Out. Goodnight/goodmorning people. Cheers to the festive folks here.
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
someone put a santa hat on me
Uh oh.
Mr. Mercury still writes me.
He specifically asked me not to mention anything he says about the 'D' so I'm honoring his wishes and leaving it at that.
But, he's happy and doing fine (for those who wanted to know).
Damn you, AHS, you are pulling me in for another episode!
*shakes fist*
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I need to get myself a holiday avie!
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*pinches Cappy's cute bottom and hands her a full glass of pinot*
Yes ma'am - so right about the giving this time of year. I find it helps fight the blues when you give a little of yourself, whether it's volunteering and/or donations. ♥
I miss Mr. Merc too, hon.
Honestly, it's so much easier to gain someone's hatred than their genuine love.
Hate is just as much a high as love is.
Being hated is a trip, man. It's like, wow...shit...people really think I'm this or that. It's funny and scary and a kind of weird high to have people hate you and assume something about you. It almost feeds itself like a monster.
At first, I really hated being hated and it hurt me. Now? I love it. I realize that sometimes being the "smarmy protagonist" is not as fun as being the "evil baddie".
I'm a little in between though. I can't help myself. Every once in a while my black heart bleeds.
Did anyone notice this whole post was about ME?
Well, fuck yeah!
Proud to be a narcissistic psychopath.
KIDDING#