Blohan Blows Off Ellen
Lindsay Lohan can't go a full week without fucking up at least twice (the first being leaving $10,000 cash in an unlocked Jeep) or the earth will tilt on its side out of shock and the world's supply of coke will fall off the planet and into the universe where junkie aliens will snort all of it up without her. So because of this, LiLo missed her flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles this morning and didn't make her scheduled taping (it was supposed to air on Thursday) of The Ellen DeGenres Show. LiLo was going to whore out that issue of Playboy everybody has already seen, but it's not going to happen anymore. A source tells Gossip Cop that LiLo never called the show to apologize. Instead, LiLo's spokeswhore said this:
“Lindsay was delayed in Hawaii due to a travel-related issue. She will be heading back this evening in time to appear in court tomorrow. Lindsay offered to tape ‘Ellen’ tomorrow, but the show was unable to shift things around, and tomorrow is their last day of taping for the season.”
Travel-related?! More like a brain-related problem. I know a single mother of 3 who packs all of her kids bags, makes them a snack for the plane, gets all of them to take a caca before leaving for the airport and bitch still makes her flight. Yet LiLo only has to snort one last bump for the road and show up to the airport on time, but bitch can't even do that. I swear, sometimes I wish I could really not give a fuck as much as Lindsay Lohan doesn't give a fuck.
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angel, watching that vid of her singing on Ellen made my ears file for bankruptcy.
Although looking at her on the show back then, with her red hair, normal clothes and being only 18 - makes you wonder....what if...?
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Just like in machete ... They had to fire her pancakes twice .... Then they just photoshopped her head onto another actress for all the shoot days that Lindsay was too drugged up to show up ... Sound familiar ? Playboy ... Lol hahaha
She is a major crackhead .. Major major major . Entering Whitney and bobby territory
It is hard to put words to what MM did on screen but my favorite bit of hers is in All About Eve (which was actually All About BETTE) where she appears as a singular contrast to the fabulously over-the-top BD (youtube it). MM did have "something special" and all the others who copy her don't - especially this trick - so stop now!!!!
"sometimes I wish I could really not give a fuck as much as Lindsay Lohan doesn't give a fuck." YES! maybe she could give a class on not giving a fuck? what am i talking about...she would never even show up. that's real class right there.
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There is something about Ellen that puts me off ... I suspect she has some decent-sized power in Hollywood and this was a dumb=dumb move on the part of the dumb-dumb known as LiLo.
That's exactly the problem with Team Lohan. They are always trying to diagnose her ass with something, but at the end of the day, this bitch is not suffering from anything but irresponsibility. And the only cure for that is a big spoonful of REALITY.
And quite honestly?
I wouldn't hire this ho to run my bathwater.
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Maybe now people will stop hiring this bitch for magazine spreads and talk show spots? It's clear she doesn't give one fuck about anyone but herself.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 4:02am.
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Nah. She's Antisocial.
People with BPD are more clingy and desperate.
Antisocials just exploit other people, laugh about it and don't give a fuck. That's more Lohan's style.
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I agree with you that she seems to have antisocial/sociopathic tendencies. But she is also clingy and self-destructive/desperate. She was stalking Samantha Ronson after their breakup, and I think SR and family had to get a restraining order. She has tried in vain to attach herself to A-listers at parties (who avoid her like the plague). Plus, she's a cutter and a substance abuser.
Whether she's got BPD, NPD, APD (or some charming mix of all three), girlfriend has a personality disorder. This behavior is pathological.
If this strawberry snortcake even manages to see the age of 30, it won't matter anyway, because by then she'll look like Betty White's slightly younger sister!
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Submitted by Dominique_Devereaux on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:04am.
Does Michael K write this blog anymore?
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Please, not that tired rumour. Again.
She's such an entitled twat. That being said, Ellen is fucking annoying as hell.
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Her feet are so fucking gross. Did anyone else notice that in the playboy spread they covered them up as much as possible with heels? Those puppies must be a sight to behold head on.
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press flush cause shes done
next stop:
klassy porn
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"I swear, sometimes I wish I could really not give a fuck as much as Lindsay Lohan doesn't give a fuck."
Indeed. How nice must it feel to not give a fuck to such epic proportions. Life, charmed.
If she can't even get her pancake granny ass http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-bikini-post-playboy-p... to a taping of the Ellen show she sure as shit STILL can't be counted on to show up for a REAL job. She is her own worst enemy.
Lucky for her she doesn't mind sucking ugly old rich guy dick.
Yeah, right. Her "travel-related issues" are just that she doesn't feel accountable for her behavior and believes that she can do whatever she wants, however she wants, whenever she wants, and it will all work out in her favor. She has already blown off Matt Lauer (who flew 3000 miles to interview her) and now Ellen. Lauer was enough to get her creamed as far as interviews go but blowing off the "beloved" Ellen probably ended any chances she'll get of national exposure with reputable news/entertainment outlets. The national exposure she got in Playboy sure didn't help her any with that nasty, jello-y body and saggy breasts.
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Do I even have to write a disclaimer, or do reasonable people just assume that opinions posted on a celebrity gossip site are not expert psychiatric diagnoses?
But, since we're on the subject:
Personality disorders are not mental illnesses, and they're no excuse for anything.
Antisocials are classic career criminals, and most often never change or improve. I'm generally against the death penalty and in favor of rehabilitation, but genuinely antisocial people are a danger to society and not worth the effort it would take to coax even a minimal improvement out of them.
Sounds like Lohan to me, n'est ce pas?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 4:02am.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 7:52pm.
I guess I'm not the only person who thinks Lindsay Lohan has Borderline Personality Disorder.
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Nah. She's Antisocial.
People with BPD are more clingy and desperate.
Antisocials just exploit other people, laugh about it and don't give a fuck. That's more Lohan's style.
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PLEASE. Not every character flaw needs a psychiatric diagnosis. Claiming Blohan has a "disorder" or two IS a disorder in itself. She would love to read this shit being spewed about her, because it's more of the same excuses for her behavior.
She's not an addict and she's not psychologically or mentally impaired. She's immature, she's a thief, she's irresponsible, she's a dumbass, and nothing cures these traits.
Does Michael K write this blog anymore?
Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 7:52pm.
I guess I'm not the only person who thinks Lindsay Lohan has Borderline Personality Disorder.
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Nah. She's Antisocial.
People with BPD are more clingy and desperate.
Antisocials just exploit other people, laugh about it and don't give a fuck. That's more Lohan's style.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_does_Borderline_Personality_Disorder_diffe...
More men are diagnosed with Antisocial and more women are diagnosed with BPD, but I think that's more indicative of gender bias on the part of the doctors than representative of the reality. I know several female sociopaths walking around who don't have a diagnosis at all, because they're good enough to fool people into thinking they're normal.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Whatever you may think of Ellen and her reasons for asking Lohan to be a guest, who was holding a gun to LoLife's head and forcing her to say yes? This entitled bitch needs all the good exposure she can get but she just sticks her giant middle finger up in everyone's face.
what is up with her hair anyway? whatever happened to Samantha Ronson? Last I saw of her she was getting arrested for drunk-driving in Utah or some hellish equivalent.
"I swear, sometimes I wish I could really not give a fuck as much as Lindsay Lohan doesn't give a fuck."
Exactly! It's like you have to hate but then you can't sometimes because of her balls of titanium. Ultimately, I think she's boring and a drag, and a self-absorbed drug-addicted thief who steals from anyone, not just bullshit stores selling overpriced crap, and I don't think I'd want to know her very long, but she's a straight gangsta bitch when it comes to "doing the crime and not doing the time."
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So who was it? Who? Who? Who?
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Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:31pm.
People with BPD can be incredibly difficult and unlikeable, but it is a disorder that's usually the result of an incredibly unstable homelife.
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oh really? is this your personal opinion, doctor, or do you have the medical journal proof to back that up? because that is the biggest crock of shit i've read in a long time.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 10:38pm.
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That had to be the coolest thing ever. Talk about an awesome early xmas gift. What a trip!
Yes PSL, I was talking to one of my nieces recently about celebs and she was amazed that I knew so much about them!
Darth,, we both did. He smiled and said, "I've read that character for years!"
he knew exactly who I was....I told him how I talk to Slutty on the phone, and Sweetas, Snowy and Jack on FB...and others too...it was great.
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Mani, I usually do not mention who I am, or that I am a regular commenter. We just always shoot the shit about Blowhan and the K family....so we were chatting today and the site came up, and so on.
I usually keep my life and this life separate.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 10:15pm.
how fucking hilarious is that?
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Wow. Precocious. But, the burning question...
Did he admit to who he was?
Too cute!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 10:15pm.
I have yet to meet IRL a dlister. I know you have but you met them here first. I can honestly say I don't talk to other people about how I post here though. I know I would crack up if it was someone I like on here!
Still waiting for Lindsays comeback. *eyerolls*
She has the feet of an 134 year old Yogi. She must be an old soul.
/sarc
My mom, who doesn't follow pop culture, saw a pic of Blohan the other say. She thought Blohan was about the same age as her.
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Funny story....I was at school today to pick up Little Dude, and I was talking to one of the parents, who I like very much. he loves gossip....lo and behold, he's a dlister!!! hahahahahah- has even won Caption This a couple of times!
how fucking hilarious is that?
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I'm sure an extra day was needed to get rid of the $10,000 worth of coke.....
And I know this slore gives a fuck, probably not a good one though.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 9:22pm.
she OFFERED to tape it tomorrow?
FUCK YOU. Like she's doing Ellen a favor?
fucking piece of shit loser!
She's such a tool! What really sucks is that I'm sure someone else will take her up on her offer as soon as she done trolloping around in Oahu-ha.
I never used to have an opinion on Lindsay one way or another. But story after story of her basically giving everyone the finger just pisses me off. What a dumb shit she really is!
I am so fucking sick of this self-entitled cunt. She's a boring piece of has-been trash.
I too am a natural ginge with some strawberry highlights. Blonde does so not work with readheads like the poster below says! Give it up Blohard.
Also, does anyone else think that the Lohans are using Nana Lohan's Social Security checks to squeek by? ;) I'm sure Lindsay's problem was that she wanted to get in that last beej for a few bucks before she left Hawaii. She was probably being passed around those surfers more than a platter of scallops wrapped in bacon!
That hair is disgusting. I'm a natural ginge and used to bleach my hair platinum as well. You need TONS of makeup to look decent. I came to my senses Lindsay, why can't you?
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she OFFERED to tape it tomorrow?
FUCK YOU. Like she's doing Ellen a favor?
fucking piece of shit loser!
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Submitted by RachieZ on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 9:16pm.
Oh for fucking Crisco on a cracker, when is this trick gonna overdose already!!?!!
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Oh for fucking Crisco on a cracker, when is this trick gonna overdose already!!?!!
Submitted by TeamCharlie on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:37pm.
Lindsay is a wad of fucktardedness. That's obvious. But if you book her on your show, it's not because you want to help her get her life or her career back on track. It's because you want to exploit her current situation for your ratings. You deserve to be stood up. Lindsay didn't do anything that was out of character, and only an idiot would be put off by her actions at this point. Frankly, I think less of Ellen (or maybe, rather, her producers) than I do of Lindsay in this matter.
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here here! I remember it must have been years ago Ellen had her on her show asking her some ridiculous questions and when Lindsey wouldn't answer them Ellen looked all confused like why aren't you answering this question cunt? Fucking Ellen sometimes thinks she cute but it bugs me. I'm not even a Lindsey sympathizer but come on, you want her on your show for what? To reveal nude photos on day time tv and probably snark about her fuck ups for some ratings
which company is dumb enough to rent a car to Lindsay Lohan?
Hertz?
I bet it does....
wait wait, she couldn't fly back from Hawaii to LA because she lost her passport? Does Lindsay think EVERYBODY is stupid and thinks just because Hawaii is not connected to the mainland, that must mean its a foreign country.
BITCH PLEASE! its a domestic flight.
It is only a matter of time before this bitch is in a gutter, legs open with raccoons chewing at her vajayjay.
MK, you DON'T wish you could not give a fuck like Lilo.
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Lindsay is a wad of fucktardedness. That's obvious. But if you book her on your show, it's not because you want to help her get her life or her career back on track. It's because you want to exploit her current situation for your ratings. You deserve to be stood up. Lindsay didn't do anything that was out of character, and only an idiot would be put off by her actions at this point. Frankly, I think less of Ellen (or maybe, rather, her producers) than I do of Lindsay in this matter.
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People with BPD can be incredibly difficult and unlikeable, but it is a disorder that's usually the result of an incredibly unstable homelife. Look at her shitty parents. Early success in Hollywood was just gasoline on the fire...
She's a hot mess. I do wonder if she'll ever realize she needs help. She seems very self-deluded.
I kinda feel sorry for her sometimes, though.