Open Post: Hosted By The Gentlemanly Keanu Reeves
- Keanu Reeves takes the Q train....in August...when most of the subway smells like a used maxi pad baking inside of a warm armpit.
- When Keanu Reeves isn't Sad Keanu, he's Gentlemanly Keanu, because he's quick to politely give his seat to a lady in peril (aka a lady carrying a big ass bag).
- The lady in peril obviously doesn't know that KEANU REEVES!!! just gave her his seat, because any another person would've declined his request and told him to stay sitting. Then they would've taken off their pants, sat on his lap and asked him to hold them tight so the BOOM doesn't hurt. If Keanu is taking public transportation, you better believe there's a bomb on that bitch.