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St. Angie's severed head mysteriously floating on the pages of Newsweek reminded me of something buried deep in my childhood and I just couldn't put my brain on it. But THANK MADDOX for Dlisted reader Elizabeth, because she solved the case. Floating Angie Head IS the Evil Spirit from The Care Bears Movie. Life suddenly makes sense. Elizabeth puts it like this:
I was just reading your story, "Angie's Head Floats onto Newsweek," and I was struck by the thought of, where the hell have I seen this creepy face before...? And then it hit me...the Evil Spirit from The Care Bears Movie! That freaky ass book scared the shit out of me as a child, just as St. Angie is doing in those Newsweek pics, so I feel it is only fitting to make the Spirit HSOTD.
And here's the description of the Evil Spirit from Villains Wiki. Hold the top of your head, because your mind will want to blow out of your skull from reading the similarities. It's like we've been dropped into the future and are reading a page straight out of Maddox's tell-all "Saintie Dearest":
The Evil Spirit is the chief antagonist of the first Care Bears movie and is depicted as a sentient magic-book with the face of malevolent witch on it, she is extremely manipulative and cruel - utilising a friendless young boy named Nicholas as a pawn by which to take over the world and get rid of everything that is good and pure and replace it with wickedness and corruption.
See what I mean. Taking over the world..... Replace it with wickedness and corruption (examples: The Tourist).... Angie and the Evil Spirit were separated at book!
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I think I had repressed the memory of this character until now - it seems so crazily familiar but I'm not sure if I ever saw that movie! I did love the Care Bears though.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
This post is so silly and way too funny, bravo!
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Also: face of malevolent witch and extremely manipulative and cruel - utilising a friendless young boy named Shiloh as a pawn by which to take over the world.
Perfection.
This totally cracks me up; our mom actually banned us from watching that movie because she said the head looked demonic...lol.
We had this movie on VHS when I was kid....loved it!!! And YES I agree she does look like this bitch head
Aw i saw that movie in the theatre ^.^
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Is that the same movie that some bad guy keeps a beating heart in a bag or something? I remember that scaring the shit out of me.
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Lol @ the similarities!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This Care Bears shit was the very first thing i thought of when i saw that creepy as fuck picture of Angelina's head yesterday. Can't you just imagine trying to close it in a book while someone is calling you Nicholas in some defunct, dilapidated playground - even if your name isn't Nicholas?
Surely she's more a Maleficent? She's even going to be playing her in a movie (I think because Shiloh told her to - no lie). And didn't Maleficent's head kind of float at some point - in a mirror or something?
Those movies sucked giant throbbing ass, but the Nostalgia Critic reviews of them were hilarious.
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It made me think of Jambi from Pee wees playhouse but way more depressing.
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Too funny!!!! Thanks you two. I loved the Care Bears but that movie blowed.
Now, can we all Gut Stare Angelina into infinite non-existence? Please?