Open Post: Hosted By Nicki Minaj's Contoured To Hell Nose
The story goes that one night Geppetto carved a Fran Drescher figurine out of a Bronzer stick and then the MAC fairy floated in and brought it to life with drops of Lil' Kim's saliva before naming it Nicki Minaj. I know that story. So I am well aware that 98% of Nicki is made of whatever they put into foundation, but the shit she did to her nose last night was still uncalled for. Nicki is making Mr. Potato Head's nose look like something that was born from nature. That shit looks like it's made of zebrawood. When I look at a nose, I should not have the overwhelming urge to dust it with Pledge. I can't even fully hate on her uncooked Top Ramen noodle wig, because I'm too busy staring at that white skid mark on her nose.
Nicki is known for bringing the cunt on hos who fuck up her beauty, so her makeup artist better hide somewhere nobody goes (example: The Lil' Kim section of iTunes..... I don't mean that. "Not Tonight" is my spirit song).
Here's more of Nicki at last night's Billboard Women in Music Awards in NYC. Taylor Swift was also there looking like a substitute middle school choir teacher from Whoville.
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Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:52pm.
Oh sweet Jesus. That zoom-in on her armpit is beyond nasty. I think it has genital warts.
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I see someone else saw that zoom in pit shit. *passes around the hard shit, tequila, to get over said zoomed pit
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 6:51pm.
Yeah, Minaj, love yourself much?? Fake blue eyes, blond wig hair, bleached teeth and the ever natural 'contoured nose'; shit needs to chill and be reflected on. And I love that Mk mentioned Geppetto because this shit does have "I wish I was a...!" all over it. ffs.
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My thoughts exactly.
Oh sweet Jesus. That zoom-in on her armpit is beyond nasty. I think it has genital warts.
Yeah, Minaj, love yourself much?? Fake blue eyes, blond wig hair, bleached teeth and the ever natural 'contoured nose'; shit needs to chill and be reflected on. And I love that Mk mentioned Geppetto because this shit does have "I wish I was a...!" all over it. ffs.
*drafts up a Please Stop The Identity Fuckery petition*
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Nicki = Uh, no.
As for Taylor, you know the ones who portray themselves all wholesome and shit are the ones who are the downlow, dirty whores who give Wonky and Kim K a run for their money.
Is she wearing pageant flippers? WTH?
Ridiculously obvious wig √
Fake blue contact lenses √
Barfy Barbie pink lipstick √
Anime sized fake eyelashes √
Really bad contour make-up job √
Twisted Sister Blue eye-shadow from hell √
Bangs that do not cover third-eye zit √
Dress that does not flatter huge thighs √
I feel so mean now.
I'm so sorry, Nicki. Michael K. made me do it. :(
Happy Holidays? :)
Didn't someone say this freak remains with a guy who beat her up, too?
That nose is entering Michael Jackson territory.
Does it matter how pretty (used loosely) you look if up close you are a fucking fake ass mess???
*hating cause I am struggling through a big paper. She still looks like shit though.*
This dumbass...
*deaddesk*
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia