Wednesday, November 16th 2011
You Won This Round, CaCa
For the first time in my life, I have zero amounts of shade to throw at Lady CaCa. That giant pink jizz fish on her head has temporarily paralyzed all my bitchy thoughts. Yes, pink sperm ejaculated from a horny Pepto-Bismal bottle makes me go soft. But I'm sure I'll go back to holding an umbrella of cuntiness over CaCa's head as soon as somebody pulls out a picture from 30 years ago of Grace Jones with an authentic pink spooge load (from a genuine pink dolphin) on her forehead.
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sick of her copy-cat ways....
you are tooooo boring and you may leave now.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
I assume it's a Philip Treacy, it's a love/hate situation......love the facinator, hate whats under it.
Ugh..
Nice try, Oldenburg.
Penis/vagina/sperm art is sooo 1980s.
Pop art in the current millenium ain't art anymore, it's post-modern marketing. For at least the past 30 years anyway.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 5:15pm.
"I think GaGa attaching a large sperm to her crown is her way of saying, with due symbolism and avant-garde artistry, that she's fucked in the head."
comment + updated avie = winning!
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 5:15pm.
I think GaGa attaching a large sperm to her crown is her way of saying, with due symbolism and avant-garde artistry, that she's fucked in the head.
Hahaha.
I really think Gaga was born to do showtunes and musicals. I wouldn't hate her if she did that instead.
Not "art" or "rock" or "pop".
And really what message is she sending to the youth of today ,don't wear a bra and put sperm on your head?
The hat isn't *that* shocking or offensive anyway. Wake me up when she wears a vagina hat, complete with fur trimming.
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God she's obnoxious. Wear an effin bra, ffs.
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After looking at Donatella, Gaga looks beautiful here.
I love the hat.
Far more stylish than the one Fergie's spawn wore, for Kate and William's marriage.
Dress sucks.
I haven't like anything of Gaga's since, Bad Romance.
Actually - she doesn't look half bad here. THis is like the equivalent of jeans for Gaga.
I reserve my Gaga disdain for her hideous attention-whoring "Manic Liza" performance with Tony Bennett.
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Why the Susan Sontag hair? Old lady hair and sperm… well, it's just wrong.
The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11
10 years from now people are gonna say "Remember Gaga"...? To which the reply will be "Yeah, what the f*ck was that all about"...?
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I think GaGa attaching a large sperm to her crown is her way of saying, with due symbolism and avant-garde artistry, that she's fucked in the head.
Golf claps for self-awareness, GaGa.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 3:27pm.
I think this is a prophetic outfit, the sperm hitting that mass of green is her brain giving birth to another stupid fucking grasp at attention.
lol!
Submitted by Coffy73 on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:40pm.
The only time a hat like that should be worn is at the Kentucky Derby!
or when Prince Hot Ginge gets hitched. Oops, did I say that out loud?
I like her hat. It could be used as a fashion statement or as a weapon.
I'm wondering what's up with the grey-blonde 'do. That's been her default colour for a while now.
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GROSS her nips are HUGE....vomit!
I think this is a prophetic outfit, the sperm hitting that mass of green is her brain giving birth to another stupid fucking grasp at attention.
Her schtick is getting old and tiring.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:22pm.
I read that Caca recently broke up with her "Creative Director" or some such BS title.
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Yeah, 1st and foremost because the director basically said she made Gaga in the image of Madonna, which Gaga of course hated.
http://www.out.com/entertainment/music/2011/11/14/lady-gaga-and-creative...
The act annoys the crap outta me, but the girl can sing. I heard her duet with Tony Bennett doing "The Lady Is A Tramp" on NPR and it was pretty farking good. He said she was awesome and professional and thanked every single person in the studio personally.
The only time a hat like that should be worn is at the Kentucky Derby!
i hate lady caca. i don't get her success at all. she's ugly, weird and always looks ridiculous.
Can't stand this trick BUT her dress is reminding me of pistachio ice cream which is my absolute favorite so I'm not gonna hate.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'm not sure what I would do if I ever met a Gaga fan in real life. I hope to never find out.
WTF is up with her arm. She is is no way fat (in fact she is TINY) but her arm looks all ripply. Weird.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Im having a "Field of Dreams" moment. Wear it and he will cum
oh, please... please, please, please... somebody get a Clydesdale to kick this useless piece of shit in the head, and put me out of the misery of seeing her constantly.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Well I guess Justin Bieber proved us all wrong, he can produce sperm, too bad it's going to take him another 17 years to produce the next one.
I read that Caca recently broke up with her "Creative Director" or some such BS title.
And WTF is up with the ash blonde Walgreen's Halloween wig? I know it was probably half off, but come on.
edited because post got twisted
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
hm, for some reason the hat reminds me more of a swimming musical quarter-note
love the juxtaposition with the could-give-a-fuck dress
definite win! also made me laff.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
If she showed up somewhere in jeans and a little hoodie zip up I think I'd be more shocked at that than at any of her other get-ups.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:03pm.
Hear! Hear!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What the hell is this? An ad for Sperm Cancer Awareness Month?
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...she looks like this poor homely girl in grade 2 who always smelled like pee...poor thing...
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Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:56pm
she will have national geographic boob if she doesnt start wearing one
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hahahahahahaa OMG the childhood memories!!! *puts lotion back on shelf*
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Submitted by greenfinch: Lilo boob
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Gawd, I hope she stepped on the front that sloppy Simplicity pattern looking mess of a dress and face planted. It must have been hemmed to wear with her stupid double decker platforms.
Submitted by Get Serious on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:07pm.
She's probably used to sperm on her head...
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I wish mine were pink... what a party trick that would be....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:56pm
she will have national geographic boob if she doesnt start wearing one
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:00pm.
Believe it or not, as soon as I posted my comment I knew you were going to object to it. Once more, kudos to you for being a true lover of women's bodies.
LOL @ greenfinch's "NG boob". The image immediately imposes itself.
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
But does she like the real thing?
She's probably used to sperm on her head...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Love the hat, hate the dress.
She is so boring. So she used to walk around NYC with no pants on and has a decent voice? But her claim to fame is stupid costumes and possibly being a man/woman or WHATEVER. All of her bullshit takes away from her music, which could GREAT..if she didn't copy. Her time would be better invested thinking of new, not re-used, song ideas.