What In The Hell Kind Of GD Posing Is This?

Eyes darting for the nearest exit, hos swallowing a yawn and a gallery of looks straight out of Faces Of Meh could only mean one thing: Jennifer Love Hewitt is trying to bring the sex again. JLove took a break from acting an episode of The Bachelorette with her stuffed animal collection to put on a titties and pits show at the Breaking Dawn premiere in L.A. last night. It went over as well a fart during ass eating. It went over as well as that joke.

I mean, I can appreciate that this heffa hiked her bronzed chichis up to the high heavens and I've always been a fan of the "airing out my weave pits" pose, but does she realize where she is? Twihards care about tits as much as they care about having some dignity! They are already desperate enough. They don't need any of the servings of desperation JLove is throwing at them with her come hither poses. This is just another sad case of not knowing your audience. Bitch should've at least thrown some Edward Cullen decals on her overheated pits.

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Girlfriend Please • Jennifer Love Hewitt

Submitted by shamenregret on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 10:08am.

Gorgeous. Stupid poses, but I love this look on her. Fantastic.

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Submitted by daredarlington on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 10:26am.

Damn -- she's looking GOOOOOD!! She kinda annoys the hell out of me, but she looks fabulous here!

Submitted by HangryHippo on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 8:41am.

i just want to know who she'll be engaged to next! any guesses?

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Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 7:24am.

I used to really like JLove back in the day and would defend her when others put her down for whatever reason. I used to watch her on "Kids Inc" so it goes waaay back. Nowadays tho she always seems to be trying too hard and can't stay single for less than a minute. She's been with more men than most women of the streets. I never pictured her like she is today.

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Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 8:11pm.

Whuorekit Girl! *eyeroll* Fking jimminy

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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 8:10pm.

Gawd, when is she gonna take off those clothes?

I'll take it all, boobs, hips, cankles and cellulite, gimme all of it.

Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 8:06pm.

Work it.

Submitted by hotpocket on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 8:02pm.

I don't find armpits sexy at all. Beyonce does this pose all the time and you see it on magazine covers. Look - it's my delicious pits, have a smell! Hurl.

Submitted by tweak on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 7:26pm.

Umm, Kim Kardassian called …she wants her spanx and cankles back

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 6:33pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 7:57pm.

Yes! Pheobe Price DOES pose better!

And those kids are like, get the fuck outta the way, you crazy grrrl! Yur blockin our view!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 6:27pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 7:53pm.

These pics are hilarious! What possessed her to pose like that?!

Pheobe Price poses better than that!

LOL! at the crowd! They're like WHO IS THAT?

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 6:23pm.

These pics are hilarious! What possessed her to pose like that?!

Like she's Ava Gardner or something.

hahaaa
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And NObody is looking.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 5:31pm.

Love the dress.

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Submitted by Hellraiser on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 4:43pm.

I think she has said in interviews that she is a die hard Twi-hard. As if we needed one more thing to add to the "how lame is JLove" pile. She reminds me of my pretty, successful, super-nice female friend who always cries and bemoans her broken engagement (that happened 10 years ago)when she's drunk.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 4:23pm.

lmao at this crazy ho posing!

ahaahaha!

This is a cry for attention and also a "don't look at my fat ass" pose.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 4:13pm.

I hate seeing pix of JLove - I always think of her vagazzling habits and birth up a little vom in the back of the throat.

Submitted by auntesther on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 3:11pm.

Someone needs to tell her that pose is sexy only to Bugs Bunny.

Submitted by PinkyGirl on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 1:56pm.

She looks very pretty here but I'm laughing at her usual crossed leg poses. She does that to hide her cankles.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 1:21pm.

she's one of those pretty people that are so weird you forget they are pretty.

gah. what a waste of pretty.

Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:52pm.

What is she doing there?

Submitted by Pygar2000 on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:40pm.

kardashian klone

Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:30pm.

She looks good here, I think. The posing is off the charts ridiculous though.

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Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:27pm.

Hair is on point but this is one strange bird.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:23pm.

Lord KNOWS I cannot stand this trick, but I cannot lie.

Hometrick is killin' that carpet!

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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:23pm.

Back in the stoneage she had a smokin body however her face has always been rather homely. And now that the smokin has left her body for good ...

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Submitted by lovelyrita on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:20pm.

She wanted a part in these movies, ANY PART!
she practically begged for it through the press, it's sad that she still comes to the premiers even though she wasn't cast....she probably has delusions that she could have played Bella, if only she was younger!

The sad thing is she would have been way better than that angsty-lip biting K-Stew!!

Submitted by wise onion rings on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:16pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:56pm.

I just can't with this site today.

Too frustrating.

Have a good one .

:'(

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:11pm.

At least Spaz de la Huerta gives us interesting shit to talk about. This ho is dullsville.

Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:08pm.

Is she signing an autograph in the last thumbnail? Why? She isn't in this movie and I doubt if any of the fans where there to see this chick.

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:50am.

Shame about that awkward posing because she actually looks hotter than she has in a very long time.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:37am.

Can't stand this dumbass and her pointy chin.

Submitted by cake coke and cock on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:35am.

I think her face looks okay. But well there goes my scheme of completely ignoring the twilight shit today. Que haces Miguel.

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Submitted by Athina on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:30am.

Huh? Heffa? Where? Tsk tsk, MK.

I think she's gorgeous and as far as asshole celebrities go, she's way down low on the ranking of annoying-ness.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:26am.

I just can't with this site today.

Too frustrating.

Have a good one .

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:22am.

she looks ready for a sequel to Heartbreakers.
Although Sigourney Weaver and Anne Bancroft were the hottest things in that flick.

And perhaps JLove's fupa is itchy with all the vaggazzle shit she puts on it...that might explain this uncomfortable legs crossed pose she is striking here too.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:20am.

Haahahahahahah! You crack me up Dog!

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:18am.

It's amazing how she dresses when she's alone as opposed to when she's with someone.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:18am.

All she's missing is the "bent over" shot.

Submitted by LMA618 on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:16am.

She greeting us beaver first. Be flattered.

Submitted by marinara on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:08am.

Can't believe this twishite isn't over yet. It feels like the end but isn't there still another one? *sob*

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:08am.

Nice blowout. Love the color of the dress. Hate the shine though. I'm over picking on this desperate chick. It's too easy.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:06am.

I think desperation looks good on a woman... I don't have to buy her as many drinks.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:05am.

Dog - WTF is up with your avie!!!

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 11:04am.

Is she playing invisible Twister? I don't get it.

Love the color of the dress on her though, and she looks very pretty overall.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 10:58am.

She often looks frumpy but is pretty in these photos. Damn, I'd HATE to have her reputation. It must suck to be known as needy and desperate. I guess I have a soft spot for her today. I'm 28, single, and was recently rejected by a man.

Le sighhhhhh.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 10:54am.

The posing is stupid but she looks gorgeous. I love that color on her. I think the curvy look works for her.

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 12:03pm.

who invited the size two queen to this event?

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HAHAHAHA! JLH has never really bothered me and I will even freely confess to watching the Ghost Whisperer from time to time. That said, her claim to being a size two is still fucking hilarious.

She's a size two like Kelly Osborne aka gigantic potato head is a size two.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 10:50am.

Is this the one who feuded with Faye Dunaway over the Bonnie and Clyde remake? I'm sure Dunaway or Lauren Bacall would scold when an actress is posing for pics at a premiere she doesn't put both hands behind her head unless she does porn.