It's Come To This....

Next week: WORLD EXCLUSIVE! IT'S OVER! Kingston's first heartbreak after Shiloh refuses to smell his booger. (True story: That's the reason why my last relationship ended.)

Source: InTouch via Jezebel

Posted by: Michael K

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I Can't With You

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:35pm.

Another pathetic photo-op to keep the parents in the spotlight. Can't wait for the tell all books from the kids.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:11pm.

Kingston wouldn't date Shiloh.

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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)

Submitted by Grace Disful on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 7:18pm.

How cute, young bromance!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 4:52pm.

"Her first true love" and "they skpe when they're not in the same city"?!?!? They're fucking little kids, leave them alone. Some asshair tabloid editor needs a kick to the head. Especially if another one of these articles comes out with the word "canoodling".

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 4:44pm.

One thing is for certain: all of the kids involved will grow up to loathe their famewhoring parents (probably the Jolie-Pitts more than the Stefani-Rossdales) and file for legal emancipation, a la Frances Bean Cobain.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Submitted by bloodsicle on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 4:38pm.

Submitted by RandomNYGirl on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:25am.

weird how zahara looks just like angelina only black

Co-sign!

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 4:31pm.

Most likely they are both gay.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 4:24pm.

Kingston's only hitting on Shiloh because he thinks she's a boy.
Like father, like son.

HB to Tom Petty

Submitted by Tatiana on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 3:08pm.

Now I happen to know this is not true. Kingston has already been promised to Tobey Maguire's kid Ruby. A tabloid already did a story about how they were in love a few months back. Gwen didn't help matters by telling the press "Maybe they'll get married when they grow up".

For real, I am sick of these stories about celebrity brats. Frankly, it's not because I feel sorry for their privacy being invaded; I am just fucking sick of them, flat out. I couldn't care less to see Suri Cruise in her latest $5000 shoes, Kingston Rossdale and his latest goofy Gwen-approved hair cut, Violet Affleck at the Farmer's Market for the millionth time, etc. Give me some fun juicy adult gossip, not more pictures of kids at a fucking pumpkin patch.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 2:17pm.

The story is so ridiculous it is barely amusing I guess. These kids are tabloid celebrities already. Just sad.

Submitted by nebajnim on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 1:34pm.

Did that AGGGGGGGG>>>> go across the whole window on anyone else's browser? That was kind of cool.

Submitted by nebajnim on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 1:33pm.

HOW IS THIS A REAL STORY??? AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 12:07pm.

Today Kingston, tomorrow Chaz Bono.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:30am.

@IF

LOL @ "Beirut in the 80s". I actually signed a petition against this type of firework last year, but it bombed. The terror starts mid December already. I'm afraid to let my kid play outside. Anyways, sorry to hear there's no chance of running into you this year, but you are right for skipping our winter.

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:24am.

TBH
When I was that age and a boy caught my attention, it wasn't because he 'was my first crush' it was because I wanted to prove I could throw rocks at his head.

Not sure when anyone else actually had their first 'crush' but mine was around 11 or so

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:23am.

Brad's the one who told the world that she insists on being called "John". She seems to have a real thing for cool guys. We will find out as time goes on if she wants to date them or be them.

Submitted by TBH on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:16am.

Wow can't believe people are actually questioning a child's sexual orientation and assuming she will be a slut b/c of who her mom is. She's a kid who may or may not have a crush on this little boy. Big fucking deal as if we didn't have a crush on a boy or girl when we were young.

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:11am.

Did they just release a few pictures from that get together a few weeks ago, only to all of a sudden release these?

Shiloh is...unfortunate looking.
Kingston is..well, what's with posting boys with big ears today?

Agree, Zahara is going to grow up beautiful. And a bitch. But a beautiful bitch

Submitted by slowlygoindown on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:11am.

Isn't she kinda young to be boy-crazy?? Oh yeah not with a slut-for-mom

Submitted by Zonko on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:09am.

They can "matchmake" all they want - the kid's a dyke. End of story.

Submitted by Meowrr on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:40am.

Submitted by sweet_b on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:55am.
Submitted by RandomNYGirl on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:25am.
weird how zahara looks just like angelina only black

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I know! everyone always fawns over shiloh and the twins but Zahara is really going to be the one to watch. She's gorgeous!
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True, she is growing into those looks with a vengeance!

Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:38am.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:10am.
I HATE how people encourage little kids to be so sexual nowadays, especially girls

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I agree, but in this case I think it is just the tabloids printing shit. From the actual pictures it looks like a face painting party, which all things considered is about as normal an activity as these families ever do

Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:31am.

Whatever, he could do better...I don't care who her parents are, he's out of her league. LOL LOL LOL

But yeah, honestly looking at them he is going to grow up to be quite the looker and she probably wont.

Submitted by ben_dover on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:28am.

No I think the next exclusive will be
Shiloh not in love with Kingston after realizing he wore all her nail polish.

Arent these 2 like made for each other?Ones a tomboy and one is a girly nail polish wearing person.

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

Submitted by de Cosmos on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:11am.

It's hot poop right from Santa Angelina's fax machine.

Submitted by bexicle on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:10am.

Sick, this sorta content in Europe is illegal!

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:50am.

Mickey, they look good - it's the same concept as selling muffin tops - the crunchy top of a muffin and not the soft, bottom part!

I also have the Dutch hard liqourice cats that I'm chewing on, I love those things. I did a shopping trip to World Market, they have imported foods and candy from all over, tons of stuff from Holland and Ireland.

Last year we were in Holland for Christmas but we'll be stateside this year. You people are maniacs on New Years Eve - it's like Beirut in the 80s! I think my ears got bombed off with the fire crackers. I did get to stop at Maacro though, where I got awesome tights. I need another trip back (in summer though, last Christwas was really horribly cold and snowy and the in-laws house isn't half as warm as ours and I froze my ass off!

Ok, ramble over...

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Dark-sided!

Submitted by BitchHouse on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:43am.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:30am.

I wonder if Ange and Gwen just are so overwhelmed with each others hotness that when they get together they chain the kids to the nannies, retire to the boudoir and give in to their hot, lustful, sweaty, lesbionic desires.
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HELLO?? you know they do …Ang has had relationships with women and Gwens straps it on for Gavin, she already knows the drill. IT'S PERRRRRFECT..

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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.

Submitted by BitchHouse on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:40am.

Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:01am.
Oh come on. We all know that Shiloh loves the ladies.

Submitted by BubblesTate on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:06am.
And Kingston will be gay anyways.
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It's perfect! lol …Shiloh gives Chaz Bono vibes and Kingston is the next Dead or Alive singer.

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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:40am.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:03am.

Sounds like a perfect blend, IF! Have you ever tried 'snippers'? These are the dry edges of the stroopwafels that have been cut off. I think you'd like that too.

http://www.reuzestroopwafels.nl/foto/zakjekruimels.jpg

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:40am.

I HATE how people encourage little kids to be so sexual nowadays, especially girls. I have a FB friend who claps like a seal whenever her little 6-year-old "flirts" with strangers or gets the attention of boys. "Oh, Taylor sits with a boy on the bus who likes her, woo hoo!" I'm like, FUCK, when I was that age I'd throw a fucking fit if someone dared accuse me of having a boyfriend. That was the epitome of "uncool" at that age. But who knows, maybe things change and we have a bunch of kinderwhores running around.

Submitted by DDT on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:37am.

Submitted by kieranx on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:34am.
Wow, bearding starts REALLY early in Tinseltown.
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My thoughts exactly, and...

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:47am.
And to think there was a point in my life where I wanted to major in Journalism. I'm glad the school had a 2-year waiting list. It's really sad to think of a grown woman in a bleak office somewhere being asked to churn out bullshit like this.
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Also my thoughts exactly!

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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:34am.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:30am.

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I felt like a pervert (not really) for thinking the same thing. These two housewives be fucking. There's no way Angie has a female friend.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:33am.

Mickey, I'm noshing on stroopwafel with a nice cup of Irish blended tea.

NOM NOM NOM!
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Dark-sided!

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:31am.

Is it what we Dutch call 'cucumber time' (meaning 'a slow news period')?

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:25am.

That's so wrong. Little kids just like each other. It's not a CRUSH, it's not romantic; they usually think kissing and romance is ICKY.

My best friend when I was a kid was a boy. And my daughters like having playdates with boys, and playing with them at the playground. I think it's very sweet. And funny. And healthy.

I hate that grownups try to make it something else.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:17am.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:41am.
Damn, even kindergarteners can't stand next to anyone without rumors starting.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaa

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:17am.

Thanks, Datura. I really believe that's what we should do to discourage this early pimping out of chirrens.

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Submitted by A Dlister on Tue, 04/26/2011
SFRB, I know I do not speak for only myself when I say that was probably one of the grossest things I have ever read, and you have no class whatsoever.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:11am.

Damn, even kindergarteners can't stand next to anyone without rumors starting.

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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:10am.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:11am.
So no, I'm wrong about the pixelated faces?

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Children's faces are commonly pixelated in French publications. They have strict paparazzi laws and ideas about a person's rights to his or her own image there.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:07am.

What is that red stuff on the kids' faces? And why can't kids be kids anymore?

Submitted by bookworm on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:07am.

FFS these kids are what five/six? Leave them alone you fuckers (magazines, etc).

Submitted by NC-Ladee on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:00am.

So I see they've taken a break from the Shiloh is a lesbian in training articles. Too bad BABY Kingston is already 'single' - otherwise the headlines would have been how Shiloh stole him from his little (play) girlfriend just like her mom did her dad.

Geez - this is going to be one long arduous journey if they're already speculating about these children's potential mates.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:47am.

I thought Angieho didn't have any female friends? Is Gwen her first female friend? LOL

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:43am.

This story is completely absurd. They're kids, they play together, Kingston and Shiloh probably get along better than he and Z. Z's all girly girl and Shiloh is a tomboy.

MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

Retarded story.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:41am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:10am.
MILKAWHAAAA???!!
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*high fives Jack*