The Olsens $39,000 Backpack Is Sold Out
I am not the one to judge a bitch for how they choose to spend their money since I may or may not have been known to spend mine on an autographed Phoebe Price portrait from eBay and a whoopie pie pan (It makes whoopie pie shapes!!!!), but how astronomically fucked in the brain do you have to be to spend the price of two Khias (the rapper, not the car) on some shit designed by the Olsens?! You might as well roll 39,000 $1 bills into a giant butt plug and shove it up your culo, because that's a better way of shitting on $39,000 and it looks more attractive than carrying around a bag that can be mistaken for a giant cockroach with eczema.
Ashley Olsen told WWDD the other day that their high-end line The Row started selling the crocodile-skin bag at Barney's last July and it doesn't stay on the shelves. Ashley stopped prune-ing with her mouth for a second to explain, “It was the first thing that sold off the shelf. During our last economic crisis in the U.S., the only thing that went up was Hermès."
If I had $39,000 to spend on a bag, I wouldn't carry a bag in the first place. A bedazzled kangaroo would carry all of my possessions in her pouch. But if you want to spend $39,000 on a bag, then I'm sure there's higher class shit out there than what the Olsens are peddling. I mean, Lisa Frank makes a limited-edition fanny pack made out of acid penguin hide and that's a better investment than anything sold by the Olsens is. Do you really want to tell people on the street, "Oh, this thing? No, it's not from Wilsons Leather, darling. It was $39,000 and made by those troll twins who got their start by shitting in their diapers on national television!"
And Crocodile skin?! Is that what those evil swindling minions of hell are saying that mess is made out of? Troll, please. We all know that the Olsens are just mutated geckos. They each shed a new bag off of their body every three weeks.
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I can't believe this! And I thought I've seen it all in this world. I can find a lot prettier bags on San Francisco classifieds that cost $39 or less. It's outrageous, some people are brainwashed.
@Athenys
Once the novelty wears off she'll be trading it in for a 400K Bentley so she can brag about the higher price tag.
^^Kim already has a Bentley.
I love me some purses and shoes, that backpack is pretty cool too and croc or alligator is very very expensive, but that is FUCKING TOTALLY RIDICULOUS, Id buy a nice car, couple pairs of shoes and a couple of purses, hopefully an outfit too.....FUCKIN INSANE, I would like to see the whores who are keeping these shits from staying on the shelves?
I hate these two trust fund pigs.
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Hysteria, words change meaning with time, while that is the origin of the term, the fact that we really don't have "old money" people and that sort of separation amongst the wealthy means that the majority of people apply that term to flashy, frivolous spenders of no taste (Lardassians, etc.).
I guess you could say that is elitist still, but usually the criticism comes from those with less money, and it's hard to feel bad for the extremely rich because someone called them trashy, you know?
What? How? Why? Who would spend that much money on such an ugly backpack? Fuck humans are dumb-shits.
39?? What 40 would sound too much?
It's all a joke. I laugh, haha! LAUGH WITH ME BITCHEZ
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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 8:25pm.
I didn't read the original comment, but I imagine that noveau riche in this case means ostentatious displays of wealth. Just my two cents.
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That would be the most superficial use of "nouveaux rich[]." Anyone who knows enough to use it must have some familiarity with its origin.
By definition nouveaux riche, refers specifically to the distinction between the class of newly rich and class of "old rich." A nouveaux riche person is someone formerly of meager means who within their lifetime acquires enough money to purchase items/services previously beyond financial reach. The old, titled class, on the other hand, looked down on the noveaux riche, whom they considered vulgar.
The commenter who has used this phrase before, in my opinion, knows exactly what it means. It's just as elitist and derogatory now as it was in its inception.
However, in this particular case, I find spending $39k on a purse to be vulgar, whether purchased by new or old money.
Just my little old opinion.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 2:09pm.
And to think, all the Olsen twins had to do to become this wealthy was give up their childhoods, their anonymity, their sanity, and their souls.
Every time I look into their sad, vacant, Heroin glossy eyes, I realize that money comes with a heavy price. They can keep the bag.
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Fuckin' bitches.
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Betcha the asian ladies that make the bags don't get paid DICK.
What's the point of carrying an expensive bag when you always dress like a bum?
I didn't read the original comment, but I imagine that noveau riche in this case means ostentatious displays of wealth. Just my two cents.
As in, $39,000 dollar handbags.
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Nouveau rich? I haven't heard that term (used without sarcasm) since freshmen American Humanities.
I actually think the nouveau rich are more noble because they work for their money. Old money, on the other hand, is just lazily passed from one generation to another.
Nouveau rich is an elitist derogatory term for a concept that is the basis of the American capitalist dream.
That said, spending $39k for a jacked-up hobo bag is insane. Fuckers.
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Submitted by mzmarymac on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 3:56pm.
While I think 39K for a purse is beyond insane-why all the class hate? If people are buying these things, it's their money to do with as they wish. Shoot-I am busted broke right now and could sure use 39K right now, but there is only one problem. It's not my money-and I am fine with that.
lol. i'm sure rich people are grateful for your sympathy and acceptance of their conspicuous consumption. after all, they work hard to not pay their fair share of taxes, to keep their wealth overseas in tax shelters and having their privileged lifestyle subsidised by the rest of us.
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 5:28pm.
agreed. and that happens now. continual rhino poaching in Africa for their "horns" that the chinese believe have some secret magic power equivalent to viagra, when in fact, rhino horn is made of keratin which is in our hair and fingernails. they kill animals for fur coats. they kill elephants for ivory. they kill tigers for their hides. it's sickening.
It's more offensive that the troll is so disconnected to the real world that she doesn't comprehend the insult of spending (for some people) a years income on a single handbag.
Such is the obscenity of wealth and privelege.
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 5:28pm.
WORD. Skin these damn trolls instead. I usually don't give a rat's ass about them, but this is fucking stupid.
And they laughed at Kanye designing shit but these troll dolls bank on a crocodile back pack? Mofo, just no. I read the other day that a rare American croc was photographed, and it's been a long time since one had been seen like that.
There's something wrong, though, with people using their money to buy things that only hurt wild animals and/or the environment. What's next? A $1 million necklace with tiger teeth? Or enemas using the melted water from the last glacier in the Arctic? Humans will eventually kill themselves over shit like this. I bet there was a roll-around fight for the last crocodile bag. If you want to see croc skin.. just go to Florida and see a real one. Maybe drop a penny in the rehab center for rare crocodiles. If I had that kinda money... I would buy me a nice house.. but use buy things made of wild animals? Wtf?
Submitted by KA on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 5:19pm.
exactly!
a co-worker of mine had her brand new $900 Coach bag with the matching $400 wallet stolen out of her car in her garage (she left the garage door open and the car unlocked) in her affluent neighborhood. i couldn't fathom buying a PURSE for god's sake for $900 and a $400 wallet, let alone $39,000???
yea, her husband felt bad for her and replaced it. :\
i dont give a fuck who you are or how much money you have. if you're carrying a $39k bag you're a fucking asshole.
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-Submitted by mzmarymac on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 3:56pm.
While I think 39K for a purse is beyond insane-why all the class hate? If people are buying these things, it's their money to do with as they wish. Shoot-I am busted broke right now and could sure use 39K right now, but there is only one problem. It's not my money-and I am fine with that."
Well said. While I think most of these rich "celebrities" are nothing more than ignorant and tacky nouveau rich who spend large amounts of money on the most horrendous crap they can find, I can't really say they SHOULD donate or give away their money to the "less fortunate" because it's not right. As you well put it, it's THEIR money and they are free to do whatever they want with it. Besides if anyone want their money, it would be easier to become erm.. creative enterpreneurs and sell them what they want and are willing to pay loads of money for: beautifully-wrapped and expensive crap.
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"Oh, this thing? No, it's not from Wilsons Leather, darling. It was $39,000 and made by those troll twins who got their start by shitting in their diapers on national television!"
Hahahahahahahaha! This made me LOL so hard. MK, you're the best.
How about for 39 grand I buy a few long-range rifles and cloaking gear while I crouch at the ready to shoot the fuckers who are doing inhumane things to living creatures for the purpose of supplying these troll hollycunts the product/ability to capitalize by creating fug fuckery ON TOP of the inhumane sitch?? How bout that? Is this a better use of 39 grand? Yes, if I might answer mydamnself. ffs, I hate these fucking primadonna "celeb" cunts who create a "line" of some shit made from living things only to hoc them for ridiculous profit.
Just jumped on the damn DL and I'm pissed already off this one post. Christ.
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I'm sure I saw a bag like that somewhere for $50. I mean sure it wasn't crocodile skin but still, it isn't that precious looking.
I don't know which is more disgusting. The fact that they make them. Or the fact that they can't make enough of them.
If you got paper like that get what u want with it. Hopefully those who can afford to burn money remember the less fortunate.
Submitted by gina latina on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 2:31pm.
Kim K's $300,000 Ferrari yesterday, the Trollsen's $39,000 purse today. Fuck the rich. Fuck them and tax the shit out of them.
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Ditto, saying that many of them are parasites is an understatement. I also cannot understand why anyone would get a high performance vehicle when they have neither the intention nor the ability to use it properly. Kim K in the driver's seat of a Ferrari is an insult to the car. One can imagine it going 'Christine' on her bloated 65MPH ass out of sheer automotive indignation. Once the novelty wears off she'll be trading it in for a 400K Bentley so she can brag about the higher price tag.
nobody should spend 39 grand on a bag unless there's a lengthy jail term involved for getting caught with it.
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Aren't those the same idiots that wore fur forever until enough people were like, 'Maybe you shouldn't do that.'? Gross. Bad karma for both of them. Enjoy, shorties.
While I think 39K for a purse is beyond insane-why all the class hate? If people are buying these things, it's their money to do with as they wish. Shoot-I am busted broke right now and could sure use 39K right now, but there is only one problem. It's not my money-and I am fine with that.
By the way-love the kangaroo comment!
Submitted by Athina on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:37pm.
The unfortunate thing is, that notwithstanding, the skins sourced for these designer bags are not even the castoffs from culled alligators, but from crocodiles which are farmed in Cambodia/wherever and treated absolutely appallingly specifically to get skin that's fresh enough to make a bag out of. Disgusting.
For 39 grand one could buy their own crocodile and get a pair of shoes and a hat while they're at it.
You know at $39,000 they could have just paid someone to walk with them for a year and carry their shit for them.
What makes it worth $39,000? Does it come with $38,000 stashed inside of it?
I can't comprehend spending that much money on a bag. I'm not above spending a few hundred dollars for a Coach or Michael Kors bag, but DAMN.
That bag costs more than I make in a year.
These two are completely out of touch with reality...they may be all high fashion *snort*, but they have no idea what's going on. Mentioning the financial crisis in the same breath as your $40,000 dollar bags is incredibly crass, classless, insensitive, and just plain stupid.
Oh, and their younger sister is way prettier. *sticks out tongue*
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When the fuck will these hobgoblins finally have enough money?
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Do these privileged motherfuckers have any fucking idea how motherfucking insensitive they sound IN THIS ECONOMY?
Fuck.
I hate these two.
I could never live with myself if I spent money like that on a purse for my crap. This is probably why I'm not rich!
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The explanation is easy: Whenever there are stupid fools willing to buy such overpriced shit, you'll always have a smart greedy fucker rubbing his hands with glee and willing to rip them off. Offer and demand.
What I find pitiful and pathetic are the fools who actualy can't afford such luxuries but go to extreme lenghts to buy them anyway, even to go extremely frugal on food. People don't know how to live with that they have.
I have no real opinion of these Trolls, I don't care about them.
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NO amount of money can help these two.
They are beyond gross.
A crocodile-skin bag. How gross can you get?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 1:37pm.
Spicey - I was under the impression that crocs and alligators (in FL) are over populated and one's over a certain size were euthenized.
Am I wrong? Did I just make that up?
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Nope, you are correct. It's legal to hunt gators in Florida with a license. If they didn't the population would get dangerously out of control and bitches would be waking up with gators under their cars, on their doorsteps and all over the place. Plus gator meat is deeeelish.
The second-to-last paragraph made me laugh out loud - especially the part about the kangaroo! Thanks, Michael K.!
Damn IT, I already spent my $39,000 on a Hello Kitty knapsack.
*rips out own uterus and uses as purse*
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Can't stand these Olsen trolls.
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I wouldn't want to have their croc skin backpack even if it was given to me for free. I wear leather coats, jackets, boots and shoes and that's enough murder right there. I would never wear fur, croc, snake and other skins.
I feel guilty when i eat meat...imaine how i'd feel if i wore croc skin. No thanx!
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