Camel Toes In Space
Jessie J always looks like Madeline Kahn in Clue going to a costume party at a Czechoslovakian club as Nicki Minaj, so Forced Foolery is that bitch's middle name. But now I can't even look at the galaxy wallpaper on my MacBook without picturing Jessie J's labia lips trying to suck me in. That is some Lost in Space shit and Jessie J is not right for making me think that Will Robinson is going to pop out of there. Jessie J needs to take the emergency exit and fix herself.
Bitch just wore that so strangers can come up to her and say, "I can see your black hole." Guess what, Jessie? The doctor says the same thing to me during my annual health department-appointed ass exam and I don't even have to wear a MAC wallpaper catsuit to hear it.
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I like how she feels the need to pose arms akimbo in every shot. Just in case you didn't notice that she MATCHED HER NAILS TO HER BELT.
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I'm so sick of Katy Perry, Gaga, Minaj, Jessie J dressing like this. Also, you'd think the ones with actual talent like Jessie and Gaga would realize that it just gets them lumped together with lesser musicians and distracts from their music.
Who is this fug whore?
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Just heard Who You Are. It's too bland of a song for me, IMO. Her vibrato is so annoying.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 9:46am.
I love her voice and I hate that song "Do it like a Dude" I think it's her worst song.
What I've heard about her is that she doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol because of a heart condition...so she basically just pours her heart and soul into her singing. She was really good at the VMA's...she sung some of those artists songs better than they did.
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Agreed on all points, that song "Who you are"- wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfRrpzbiFC4
I had read she was growing her hair out so she could shave it and donate it to one of those "Locks of Love" cancer organisations.
I don't think they want bleched/purpled hair, though, so I guess not...
The Camelopardalis constellation would be too obvious, I bet you that's a picture the Crab Nebula. It's all about correct placement ya know.
I love her voice and I hate that song "Do it like a Dude" I think it's her worst song.
What I've heard about her is that she doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol because of a heart condition...so she basically just pours her heart and soul into her singing. She was really good at the VMA's...she sung some of those artists songs better than they did.
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg
She looks so much like my Big (Sorority) sister! I told her that after seeing Jessie J at the VMAs and she said "I'm not THAT pale anymore!"lol.
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
It's designed to look like camel toe, even if you didn't have it going on. Odd. Look at that first thumbnail - there is a black stripe going down the middle.... maybe a zipper?? Would make peeing easier.
I saw her at a London Fashion Week show last season and she was really dressed down in big beige knits, hair messily pulled back and holding a takeaway coffee. Upon further inspection a lot more thought had gone into what she wore, they were high end pieces, but the impression the look gave was 'uni student sitting in a 9am lecture', not front row at Belle Sauvage who are a very edgy label.
She seemed nice enough though when she was interviewed and I didn't get an air of attitude about her.
Is it weird that I am fascinated by her unusually narrow hips?
What happened to artists with normal blue jeans, a t-shirt and sneakers? You can have the most talent in the world and look like Minaj, Jesse and Gaga, but it would be refreshing to see the Morrisettes, Imbruglias and Adeles.
Oh and she's modeling for American Rag at the moment. She's not a good fit at all. It makes no sense....
Ditquoi, I know it's not fair to judge a persons talent on one song alone but sometimes that's what most people do. I've done that with lots of artists and then I hear the next one and It might prompt me to buy the album. Heck, sometimes the first song grows on me and I end up loving it. Ive actually heard "Price Tag" tons of times because a friend of mine loves her and always sings the song at gigs that we attend.
I heard "Do it like A Dude" a while ago on YouTube but I didn't really like it. It had too much of an urban sound for my liking. I want to listen to other songs but Im too lazy to look up other songs by her right now. Ill give it a try later.
Oh and she has a good vocal range but I'm not too keen on her singing based on these songs and her VMA MCing gig recently.
She gotta b uncomfortable
Ho is heidious.
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Guys, she's just lookin for a dude so she can give a modern dance interpretation of the Big Bang Theory.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
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I don't understand the need to show so much vag these days. But then again, everyone thinks they're porn stars now. So I guess I shouldn't.
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Damn, isn't Heidi getting a little too old for this Halloween crap?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
It's weird that she is so modest she wears a bra, even with a flat chest but then highlights her uterus and labia.
The fabric not only accentuates camel toe, but they colored it to emphasize the toe.
I'm pretty sure I see Batman painted on her crotch.
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Listen I know this is awful but she looks like my desktop background so I'm a little mesmerized.
it's too bad if you've only heard her first single. I didn't think much of her when I did...then I heard the rest. she has an amazing voice, the kind that gives you goosebumps. I dig her. I really hope she realizes at some point that she doesn't need schtick because she's just plain talented, but then again, all of the "greats" have schtick...I guess it's about your priorities.
Her cameltoe looks like a Rorschach test for the Big Bang Theory. LOL!
Ugh! She is SO annoying! She is all over the place. Her singing sounds like it has a retro influence but she also screeches like a wannabe Beyonce, she dresses like a lightweight Caca and but her music is pop with a retro undertone (her first single is anyway).
I havent heard her other songs but I don't care to just based on her current single.
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galactic camel ho. idk who she is.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Jesse J should have her own tag!!!!
LOL...her outfit is terrible and she really put her hoo ha on show, but you know what? Bitch can sing circles around most people. Her voice is awesome so I will give her a pass.
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
~Mitch Hedberg
re-fucking-diculous
"Submitted by bexicle on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:56pm."
Those are pretty fug, but fairly tame when you consider the likes of Niki Minaj, Katy Perry or Gaga. My "research" consisted of a google image search though and for the most part she seemed normal.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Who is this person, exactly?
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:23pm.
At least Leona can sing and doesn't dress or act like an attention whoring asshole that I've seen
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Just so you know, Leona Lewis dressing like an attention whore:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/09/article-1355097-0D18DB56000005...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/10/article-1355481-0D1D5BB0000005...
Tbh someone prolly told her to do it.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:34pm.
Another post, sorry. After staring further at that outfit, I noticed that part of that galaxy is obviously made to perhaps mimic the female anamoty (internally). Including, and up to the cameltoe parts which look like the beginnings of a O'Keefe painting.
Does anyone else see that or is it me?
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i just see hideousness.
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:) Haha so true! Of course besides that is what I should have said!
Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:34pm.
Another post, sorry. After staring further at that outfit, I noticed that part of that galaxy is obviously made to perhaps mimic the female anamoty (internally). Including, and up to the cameltoe parts which look like the beginnings of a O'Keefe painting.
Does anyone else see that or is it me?
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It looks like Fallopian tubes!
When I see camel toe, I just think she must be uncomfortable. I used to wear too tight jeans and it was not fun.
That is a really ugly Chanel belt.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:34pm.
Another post, sorry. After staring further at that outfit, I noticed that part of that galaxy is obviously made to perhaps mimic the female anamoty (internally). Including, and up to the cameltoe parts which look like the beginnings of a O'Keefe painting.
Does anyone else see that or is it me?
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i just see hideousness.
Submitted by bexicle on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:02pm
Being pushed on the public, one thing I noticed was that the last month's VMA producers cut all her performances short for commercial breaks or backstage shots, she was completely ignored basically
That was on purpose,she was the "MC" for the audience during commercial breaks. Sort of like a song during an overture or intermission. They got the full song,we didn't.
Anyways..this chick looks like a hybrid of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. She can sing though,so why must she try so hard? *sigh*
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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:13pm.
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you are such a precious little angel. please dont ever change.
Another post, sorry. After staring further at that outfit, I noticed that part of that galaxy is obviously made to perhaps mimic the female anamoty (internally). Including, and up to the cameltoe parts which look like the beginnings of a O'Keefe painting.
Does anyone else see that or is it me?
I don't know who this hosebeast is, but her "outfit" is the epitome of tacky
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 6:02pm.
what is the big fuss about camel toe
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Drives me crazy as well. I am convinced the whole thing is a manifestation of gynophobia and misogyny.
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Ooo, she has a good voice. Like her.
At least Leona can sing and doesn't dress or act like an attention whoring asshole that I've seen, so she gets a pass from me. I'm sick of these try-too-hard bitches that are equally annoying without actual talent. Plus she reminds me of a frog. Please hop off back to the other side of the pond, Jessi.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 5:35pm.
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Leona Lewis didn't happen anywhere, because she has the personality of dry wall. She doesn't have that wow factor needed in concerts. However, this is another example trying to hard at 'zazz' when maybe a personality is defunct.
@ Charlie loves tiger
For you, Charlie ♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBIGwtyqBhA
Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 5:40pm.
I used to have a wig like that. I loved that wig.
My roomie stole it when he moved (no idea why, it looked hideous on him)
Damn, off to google how to get another one
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I agree. I love the wig - I actually want the wig.
Outfit, ick. Does it glow in the dark like those kiddie wallpaper stickers?
I don't think she has that good a voice, she shouts a lot like Perry and sings in a nasal, high, voice.
Being pushed on the public, one thing I noticed was that the last month's VMA producers cut all her performances short for commercial breaks or backstage shots, she was completely ignored basically.
Record companies seem to believe you need a bizarre image in order to be a successful artist now, they are copying Gaga everywhere.
what is the big fuss about camel toes. if you wear something really tight it is bound to show something or the other. its always been that way. goes with the territory. stop acting like a bunch of grade school kids covering your mouths and laughing.
She is trying way too fucking hard and it's not gonna happen.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!