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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 12:59am.

I am someone who wants to believe in the post-living world but always give such talk the side-eye... despite experience that would say otherwise.

Sometimes it's impossible to explain the seemingly unexplainable!

I was getting seriously freaked out by the stories last night - but of course I could not stop reading :)))

yabba dabba doo

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/19/2011 -

Maybe that is the answer...just tell them to FUCK OFF! LOL!

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 9:28pm.

Okay, since we are sharing paranormal stories, here goes: 2 years ago I

Amazing! And it's pretty freaky that BOTH you and your husband experienced the same phenomenon.

I KNEW IT...great stories from last night...sorry I couldn't stay up any longer!

Well, it'll have to wait until this topic resurfaces, but I have a great story involving anniversary of death and three mirrors that broke seemingly all by themselves. One of the mirrors weighed over 40 lbs. and went from Point A to Point B without disturbing anything in its path. My brother the math nerd is still puzzling over it, determined to find the "logical explanation" he so desperately needs. Heh heh. (I enjoy vexing him.)

This should be filed under "Your Face Scares Me" because this man's face is just confusing.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:11am.

LOVE PARANORMAL STORIES !!!! :O
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lol WTFOMG! Good to see you here, albeit after the fact (damn 920am on the EC and at work; I also had to break off from the spooky stories last night and I HATE that too. Hate Mondays).

{{ESE and everyone in thread}} To whomever said Asperger; I've got three generations of it in mine, plus Indigo tendencies (introversion; non-follower, hyper-sensitivity to noise and stupidity, etc., blah) and I also heard that true 'extrasensors' always report been hypersensitive, just with their regular 5 senses early in their childhood.

Damn, you guys are full of awesomeness. Think you know a group, but NEVER is there a dull day with the whole crew and MK. It's quite amazing.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:23am.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 5:25am.
... To this day, I fall asleep with the TV on, because I have ridiculous hearing and hear everything and it keeps me up. ..
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Do you have Aspergers, by any chance ? I think Aspies are more prone to seeing ghosts, because of hyper-sensivity to things .. kind of like animals know when there's something ghosty in the room ...
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No, I think I just have really sensitive ears, so I hear like car doors slamming down the street and it sounds like it's right outside. Also, kids are more sensitive to that sort of thing. But because of all the other stuff that happened when I was little, little noises at night still freak me out. I haven't noticed any weird shaking or people since I was a kid.

BTW that cake knife story was gross. I always use a napkin to wipe off the excess frosting.
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Catcha later, WTFOMGLOL!!

have to abandon this thread now to go leave for work. hate Mondays.

have a good morning !!! :d

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:23am.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:20am.

LOL So, we're back on for lunch at my place? :)
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sure, as long I don't see anything there that scars me for life. people get one shot at not being gross -- after that, I hold one to shit FOR-EVAH!

*praying for amnesia so I can have cake again*

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:20am.

doctor, schmoctor!!... no, seriously... got an app. at the end of the week... don't worry!

see ya, becks!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Becky, I don't know if I would have said something. Depends on how well I knew the person. A family member, definitely but others, not so sure. I'd definitely have found another knife and cut my own piece of cake with it. :D Doesn't everyone know you wait to lick the knife after everyone's had their cake?

WTFOMGLOL, I'm sorry you had that experience but thanks for sharing it. In between the ewwww-ing I had a nice giggle from your description.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 5:25am.
... To this day, I fall asleep with the TV on, because I have ridiculous hearing and hear everything and it keeps me up. ..
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Do you have Aspergers, by any chance ? I think Aspies are more prone to seeing ghosts, because of hyper-sensivity to things .. kind of like animals know when there's something ghosty in the room ...

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:20am.

LOL So, we're back on for lunch at my place? :)

sonofa!!... the phone's ringing... guess the day starts now, folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Voxwk_nLQ

catch ya all later!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

@ESE

I've had ugly stress headaches like that before (mostly associated with dealings with my now ex).
Promise me that if it persists you'll see a doctor?

Submitted by sonne on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:12am.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 5:55am.

Double the Ewwwww!! Never seen anyone do that before. Blech!
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I envy you. I've seen three people do the cake-knife lick, and it's put me off their cooking permanently. Unfortunately, I do still have to go to their houses for family stuff, so I have to lock those images away. :(

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:11am.

yeah... it's stress... it'll pass... or my brains will fly out the front of my head at enough speed to change the channel on my television... ya know.. either, or!... HA!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

@Sonne

Would you have said something?

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 5:55am.

Double the Ewwwww!! Never seen anyone do that before. Blech!

@ESE

Are you still headachey? You had a vicious migraine recently, is that still hanging around?

LOVE PARANORMAL STORIES !!!! :O

great, whole morning wasted now browing thread for ghost stories. there goes any work I might get done. :(

*licks cake knife*

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 5:59am.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 5:55am.

Ewwwwww!!! Did you say anything?
(I would have, but I'm a mannerless bitch like that.)
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Sorry, miss-read your post. thought you were saying, you would licked the knife too :\

No, I didn't say anything. I never do. I'm afraid of being the one to make a thing about it, because my saying something it will become a family joke forever, and I don't want to be the butt of their sniping. I'm just praying someone braver will make a remark.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 6:02am.

those too, but... eh.. my head constantly feels as if it's gonna pop off of my shoulders these days... it might be lack of fig newtons... i'm trying to remedy that at the moment!LOL!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Hey ESE!

Lost your gourd? All the paranormal stories?

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 5:52am.

Anyone still up?
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ssshhh!... be vewy quiet... i'm hunting wabbits.

... oh, and i'm losing my gourd while perusing the comment section of dlisted, but that's just par for the course this morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te9DLaD2UWw

hi, becks!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 5:55am.

Ewwwwww!!! Did you say anything?
(I would have, but I'm a mannerless bitch like that.)

Completely off topic, sorry, but this is bugging me :(

I went to a family picnic/birthday party over the weekend, great food, good time, until the birthday cake was being served.. the woman cutting the cake, licked the frosting off the serving knife, and went back to cutting the cake with it. I was so skeeved out, I just turned and walked away without taking any cake. :( so disappointed.

people please, if you're a cake serving knife-licker - PLEASE STOP, IT'S SOOO GROSS !!!

not the first time I've seen this done at a family picnic (different branch of the family member did it as well), and I don't want to eat at either of their family functions anymore, knowing they probably do this while cooking too...

sorry, please continue with your regularly scheduled program. had to vent this. :(

Anyone still up?

Submitted by caprica six: "...I have three friends working ER trauma/Ambulatory...they ALL say that the most volatile, evil shit happens from 3-4am. Across the board I ask this of trauma unit/ER people. So weird."

Thanks a lot for the jinx! I'm an on-call crisis counselor. Where was I at 3am? In the ER, doing an involuntary commitment on a psych patient.

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As long as we're talking about ghost stories:

My parents' house is pretty old, and when I was a little kid, weird shit was always happening. I would hear scratching at my window. I would feel like my bed was moving somehow. The door rattled (it was warped and didn't "snap shut", but it had a latch and it would push all the way in and out on it's own.). I also remember one time I freaked out and when my parents were putting me back to bed, there was an old man sitting on the old radiator. I could see him but they obviously couldn't so I didn't say anything. To this day, I fall asleep with the TV on, because I have ridiculous hearing and hear everything and it keeps me up. I don't think anything evil was necessarily going on, just scary for a kid.

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I am probably the only one up at this horrible hour, but after reading everyone's paranormal stories there is no way I am going back to sleep.

My mom had an uncle that was slowly passing away at his home. The doc gave him a heavy shot of morphine so he would sleep. Well instead he woke up after a few minutes. I guess he hadn't spoken in days, but he started telling everyone how his brother and parents were there and he was mad because he couldn't go with them yet. He said they all were young. He drifted back to sleep. They thought he was just hallucinating. Then about 15 minutes later they all heard what sounded like someone walking on the roof with heavy boots on. People went out to check but no one was there, no raccoons or birds or anything. He died shortly after. They said the room had a weird sparkly, electric feeling immediately after he passed.

We uses to have weird things happen in our old house but nothing major, although right before my parents moved activity seemed to pick up. Growing up there I had a white old timey 1940's looking phone (it was a reproduction). It had a loud old fashioned ring. 3-5 times a week this thing would wake me up with a series of these little half rings. There was no pattern. I thought something was wrong with the phone or someone was trying to call and hanging up quick or maybe the cord was defective but nothing stopped these stupid half rings and no other phone in the house did this. Iton for months. Finally one night, I was just tired and not in the mood. I said outloud,"Look if you want to tell me something, you are going to have to find another way, because I have no idea what you are trying to say. The phone thing isn't working and I am tired, so please stop." it never happened again.

Am I the only one that suffers from these fucking LuLu's ads on this web site?? Do they think these "shoes shit from Satan's ass", that they are continuously torturing my eyeballs with, are going to make me go to their website?? They look like Lady Caca's rejects...

AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!

*wiping brow* I feel better now

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-Alfred Hitchcock-

Have a pleasant tomorrow KA, Becky, athens and HotPocket.
I think I'm done for the night as well.

ndn,thank you my friend!KA,goodnight!

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by from athens on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 1:44am.

http://youtu.be/ZZKkxAQYxyE
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Vangelis is some serious sexy music. You could probably have some good sex to that music. Just like pressing play on Massive Attacks "Mezzanine" before you start getting freaky.

athens: you sure do know your music.

Submitted by from athens on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 1:44am.

http://youtu.be/ZZKkxAQYxyE
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oh just fucking brilliant! what a great way to end my night! see you all later

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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 1:10am.

@Athens
Okay dokey - this is just in case one of us typoed last time:

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@Hotpocket and NDN Chief - if you are on FB, feel free to take down my details!
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Submitted by jessicanfly on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 1:38am.

So, in April, my grandmother died after a painful experience with cancer. Just before she died and before she stopped responding to us, my dad said she told him that she could see her family (father, mother, uncles, aunts) and that they were all talking around her as if she was a little kid (the seen but not heard kind). He wrote it off as the cancer getting to her, but I wonder if it's something similar to what you both experienced. After she died, my parents told me that it felt like she was still there, in the house. As did my aunt.
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wow. see i dont talk to people about this stuff so i dont know that this happens to people. i guess you dont really know until it happens to you yourself. who knows what happens to our brains before we die. if its just written in our program to have these visions or if you really are seeing your family. either way i find it comforting. my grandfather died after a terrible battle with cancer and it was almost a relief when he finally passed. yet thinking of him being comforted by the sight of his father makes me smile. i hope im that fortunate.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

http://youtu.be/ZZKkxAQYxyE

Submitted by chocopuffs on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 10:30pm.
I pick up, things per se,
i have many stories of the outer limits but i refuse to believed them, for my own sanity, once when my uncle was at the hospital he was dying and i was house sitting his house, i was in his room and putting make up on my face, i saw the reflection of and old lady sitting on his bed with a guy standing next to her and clearly saw them walking towards the door opening and closing it, i almost shit on my pants and run out of the house to the front , I stayed outside of the house for bit, later within that time, 15 minutes or so my family call me and told me, my uncle had passed away, i told my aunt(his wife) what had happened to me, and she said , well he kept repeating: look my mom and my dad are here, i have to go, they are here and they are taking me with them , i was really freak out by that.
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this same exact thing happened to my grandfather. he never talked like that, never talked about ghosts or the deceased. but right before he passed away, he told us he saw his father. i had never read anyone else experiencing that until just now, so thanks.

and thanks for making me fucking cry now! eh thats my own fault. pass another bottle of andre!

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So, in April, my grandmother died after a painful experience with cancer. Just before she died and before she stopped responding to us, my dad said she told him that she could see her family (father, mother, uncles, aunts) and that they were all talking around her as if she was a little kid (the seen but not heard kind). He wrote it off as the cancer getting to her, but I wonder if it's something similar to what you both experienced. After she died, my parents told me that it felt like she was still there, in the house. As did my aunt.

I'm a skeptic when it comes to this stuff. I'm also agnostic to it all. I know some things will never be explained in their entirety, so I don't really like to form a definite opinion on them until I know for sure. Still, fun story.

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"Do you know why swallows build in the eaves of houses? It is to listen to the stories."

what the fuck is going on?i am traumatized by this situation!ndn,i liked both versions,the theatrical one was the one that the director wanted,it's pretty much clear that Decker was a replica too

Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 1:25am.

I seem to remember someone listing a bunch of she who shall not be named's many, many ALTS and I seem to remember Madeline was one of them.
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that's what i had figured lol thats why i didnt let myself go on a big fucking tirade over it. trolling the dlisted comments. there are much better places!

no more attention given.

also, i love blade runner!

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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by KA on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 1:21am.

just saw that madeline ashton's post and i'm so trying not to go all "bitch you dont know me and what i know!" but it's so hard. phew had to get that off my chest.
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I seem to remember someone listing a bunch of she who shall not be named's many, many ALTS and I seem to remember Madeline was one of them.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Ghost in the machine. . . (Dr. Who music starts playing).

just saw that madeline ashton's post and i'm so trying not to go all "bitch you dont know me and what i know!" but it's so hard. phew had to get that off my chest.

i love talking about spiritual and metaphysical matters. most people in my life are okay about it, but some people still frown on talking about it. my husband isnt a big fan, neither are most of the jewish people i know. except for bubbe, who has a native american friend come over and smudge her house every year in the spring.

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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Hey athens. . . which version of "Blade Runner" do you prefer? The theatrical version or the voice-over one? & do you think Decker was a replicant?
I like the theatrical one and I do think decker was a replicant. Albeit a specialized one.

*quits*