Hot Slut Of The Day!
I'm sure you already know where this is going (I wish, you wish, we all wish) and are already puckering from all your parts. This is Chanel Tapper and not only does she have a name like her parents really wanted her to be a child beauty queen, but she also has a tongue so long that when you're kissing she can tell you what you had for lunch by sweeping the bottom of your stomach. That's fucking romance. The L.A. Times says that Chanel's Tommy Lee of tongues hangs down 3.8 inches and is the longest tongue in California. By me saying that Chanel's tongue looks like an uncut burrito peen that has been pressed in a book for too long (we should all uses peens as bookmarkers) should tell you where my mind is going when I look at that picture. Yes, I'm gayer than two Pomeranians felching, but THAT TONGUE. I would and I'll leave it at that.
And I can also appreciate that Chanel color coordinated her shirt with her tongue.
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She looks like Regan in "The Exorcist":
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/17/gal_killer-monster_exorcist...
AAAAAAH! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
She looks iron deficient.
Maybe she saw Habib at the 7-11 and had a blueberry slurpee right before pic, that would do it.....but usually Habib kicks the black folk out the store...........
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 11:05am.
Hey yall I did my 5k. Second place in my age division and I gots a nice little trophy: )
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Soooo, that Aesop's fable about turtles IS true. Congrats to you, girl!
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LOL!!! Thanks, Bjork! And thank you for the encouragement beforehand,as well ;)
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Pardon if anyone has mentioned this, but a TONGUE SCRAPER is available at your nearest big-box drugstore.
BUY ONE. That is truly a years worth of coating on her tongue.
Tongue scrapers rock! And this girl so desperately needs one: the maloderous miasma everytime she opens her mouth must be knock-one-over potent.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 10:44pm.
I tried to brush my tongue wif a toofbrush...almost barfed up breakfast.
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This is going to sound gross, but use a spoon to scrape it. Some crazy gunk will come off there when you first do it, and you will never go back! Mostly it's just dead cells and any gunk that gets caught in them. *gag*
I tried to brush my tongue wif a toofbrush...almost barfed up breakfast.
That woman is SO UNHEALTHY.
Look at that white-coated tongue. She's ILL.
Is she gay? Please tell me she is gay. I'm thinking...G SPOT.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 11:05am.
Hey yall I did my 5k. Second place in my age division and I gots a nice little trophy: )
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Soooo, that Aesop's fable about turtles IS true. Congrats to you, girl!
I like how her tongue can French kiss the cross hanging around her neck.
Submitted by shandi on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 7:35pm.
Gene Simmons lives in California. Bet he could give her a run for her money.
I thought that, too, but I guess not. Maybe his is big but not long? :)
You're having some surgery next week? Good luck with it. It'll turn out fine.
Gene Simmons lives in California. Bet her could give her a run for her money.
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We'll be slidin' faster than fast, like a mosquito slidin' on glass, and while we're slidin' my hand will guidin' your face to the crack of my ass!
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A $3.50 investment into a plastic tongue scraper would go a long way in this case. Blech.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Chanel can tie a pumpkin stem into a knot.
Gorgeous eyes, terrifying tongue.
Ewwww...it's soo...bovine. O_o
Does she chew her cud, too?
Gross. I will save this picture for when I have the craving to eat something really unhealthy. Hopefully it will ward off hunger.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
How does she not choke on that?
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Here's another image of her tongue. It looks more rosy and somewhat more healthy:
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Chanel-Tapper....
Some guy in the UK holds the world record, but it's only 0.06" longer than hers. Let's hope they don't reproduce.
I cannot brush my tongue. It makes me retch and gag until I vomit. I too am a member of the White Tongue Club.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Ick.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 10:04am.
Obviously, she's got some kind of oral hygiene issue, but beyond that, how does she close her mouth? I don't know about you guys, but my tongue doesn't even reach the tip of my nose and it barely fits between my teeth. She must have a profile like a velociraptor.
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I've often wondered that! like Gene...what does it do? does it roll up like a window shade? Or does it slide back down the throat like a garage door? or is it just a mass in the mouth?...???
*checks own tongue*
Goldigga, lol. I did not catch that joke! On topic: you would think that, knowing she was getting a pic taken, she would have cleaned taht thing up.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
I have the opposite problem and it's hard to french-kiss someone wif you have a short tongue, it always feels like I'm going to cut my tongue out of my mouth.
Why is it purple??? I'm @ lunch dammit & that is just nast. I hope she can control that thing.
Yay Turt!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 10:46am.
Even if she went and brushed her tongue it would still be a wrong color. The discoloration is from general health. Someone else mentioned candida - that could be part of her problem. Says Dr. Hekki.
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Yup. This lady's looking yeasty. I look at my tongue every once in awhile, and if it's less than rosy, I start eating more yogurt. MK's been posting some gross pics lately. That x-ray yesterday almost gave me dry heaves.
Fucking stomach turning. Does she ever clean that thing?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
yep, that girl has health issues. She should visit a chinese medicine doctor asap.
I'd rather look at Gaga's snatch, and that's saying a lot for someone with an inborn dislike for nakidness.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Starr07 on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 10:48am.
I cannot control my laughter from reading these comments...
Who knew a gang of hard-core Dlisters with black belts in slicing and dicing could get this grossed out!
Truth revealed: The D is a group of bunny rabbits who become frightened if you stick out your tongue too far :)
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Well, gross is gross. The rats and cats I dissect in lab have healthier-looking mouths.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 11:55am.
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Why didn't choo wear ze ribbon? Sorry, Seinfeld joke :)
Good job!
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Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 11:52am.
Rascal, but i would have! And the trophy is just a cheesy little thing but its 3 feet tall to me...LOL
Awww...that's very cool. I'm so happy for you!
LOOKS LIKE A CHOW CHOW'S TOUNGE.ICK =[
If your going to take a picture of your lizard like tongue, at least have the decenecy to brush the gunk off it first.
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Shiitake happens...
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Rascal, but i would have! And the trophy is just a cheesy little thing but its 3 feet tall to me...LOL ******************
She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 11:05am.
Hey yall I did my 5k. Second place in my age division and I gots a nice little trophy: )
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Congrats, MudTurtle!
Did they make you wear the ribbon?
Here is her tongue live in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZUC5ySp9F4
(edited to add: it is her, not a kooky link)
Many have already commented on this, but I'll say it again, that tongue is SKUST! What the hell? Dehydration, or generally poor hygiene? Gross.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
That girl needs some zinc in her diet.
Thanks LB and ESE. it may sound dumb but you guys really helped me decide to go through with it. ***************
She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Bulging eyes are a symptom of hyperthyroidism, but I think she just looks that way from sticking her tongue out so far.
I bet she gives a mean beej.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Ok, since some are playing doctor, what about those bulging eyes? Isn't that indicative of something thyroid?? (Paging Dr. Hekki???)
way to go, Muddy!!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
France has now added "French-kissing" to the definition of hate speech.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 10:46am.
Even if she went and brushed her tongue it would still be a wrong color. The discoloration is from general health. Someone else mentioned candida - that could be part of her problem. Says Dr. Hekki.
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Yeah! She's got a little extra cheese on the taco, methinks.