Open Post: Hosted By P.B.B. Full Of Grace
If you're in the middle of eating lunch, just tell yourself this is an X-ray scan of a gut full of papas fritas or Flaming Hot Cheetos Puffs. If you're in the middle of snorting lunch, then just tell yourself the truth and say this is an X-ray scan of a 20-year-old Irish drug mule who got caught trying to smuggle 72 bags of coke out of Congonhas Airport in Sao Paulo, Brazil. This is like a snapshot from White Oprah's recurring wet dream. Nothing but hard bones and the bad shit.
The coke bag eater, who has only been identified by his initials P.B.B., was trying to get a kilo of coke to Brussels and was immediately shut down at the airport. Well, this dumb bitch's days as a drug smuggler might be over, but he definitely has a career ahead of him in competitive hot dog eating and gay porn.
In other news, Lindsay Lohan was just seen snorting up the toilet water in the men's room near the security checkpoint at Congonhas Airport.
via MSNBC
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This guys was crazy... I guess he wasn't informed by the risks or he just played his all or nothing card. He could have easily lost his life and how on earth could he think that the x-ray scan won't see the drugs?? I should have known better. I read some scary facts about drugs on this San Francisco drug rehab centers but when I read this kind of real life stories I am shocked on how far these people can go...
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Sweet dreams, Athens! :)
becky,i will rest now!hahaha,this is not over,see you in tomorrow's session!*wonders if gnostics were right in believing everything is an illusion*
We are the walking dead. The zombies of the interwebz.
this will never end,right?we are really dead*starts laughing and crying at the same time*
Do you know who I mean? Lem mentioned him the other night.
it does
my god,Lost meets Sixth Sense meets The Others
I know a convoluted way around this. Someone on this site has his FB name in his siggie and encourages friend requests, and I am on his friends list. If you were to friend him, you could find me. Does that make sense?
I get nothing on Google.
Athens, we may be dead... :(
it's in Greek but that shouldn't be a problem,did you google?
Is it a language thing? Is your FB on English or Greek? Maybe we are (literally) being lost in translation?
haha for the last time try googling that shit,i did and i found myself!?!*on the verge of a nervous breakdown*
What if they call in a priest to exorcise us? Where will we go?
Just Jared? :(
*puts on tinfoil hat*
becky,where is detective latoya,where is Father Damien Karras? a solution must be found to this paranormal situation
*lights cigarette frustrated and puzzled* that link doesn't lead anywhere*cries*
We must be two spirit entities that meet in the cyber space dimension every evening at the stroke of midnight!
(Midnight MK time)
the mind is boggled!becky the first name is in the original version,not the english one
Give up!!
You don't exist, either! LOL
becky,take three sem
same thing happened to bjork too,let's make some money out of this miracle cure becky
Hey Athens, do you want to see if I can find you on FB?
Do you use your real name? I know your first name so there is no need to post that, if you want to put up the first 2 initials of your surname I'll try to find you. Maybe you don't exist either!
@Athens
We've worked our miracle insomnia cure on Lem. She hasn't got time for us anymore, too busy catching up on her Zzzzzzs.
yes,where is lemilie? where am i?
Hey Athens! Lemonene hasn't popped by this evening - she must be getting a good night's sleep. :)
becky,i am here
The perfume is addictive. I was gifted a few sample vials. I now have over 100 little vials and 30 or so bottles.
that black phoenix company seems of the illuminati persuasia to me and i also think it has ties with middle earth,therefore Madonna and Jolie should do something about that mess
I buy these scents from a place called Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. I have scents called Bite Me, Suck It, Eat Me, Lick It One More Time.
haha whiskey,skeletina is that you?
The description on Serpent's Kiss is: Seething with passion, yet utterly cold-blooded. Dragon's blood, vetivert and spice.
I also like a scent called Hell's Belle.
Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 1:49am.
My current favorite perfume is called Serpent's Kiss.
I love that name! Sounds really sexy.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
My current favorite perfume is called Serpent's Kiss.
I have like fifteen different perfumes, but I am totally loyal to only one,lol.
Hypnose Senses by Lancome. Dudes love it. :)
But I may have a new signature scent now, lol. I'm such a perfume whore. :D
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
haha hotmami,what this perfume says is beautiful!i am loyal to my perfume,it's Angel by Mugler and i have heard some crazy shit about it,that is has some kind of addictive ingredients *starts shaking because bottle is almost empty*
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 1:33am.
Went to the store to buy pens and ended up buying new perfume. *sigh*
Estee Lauder Sensous (sp?) Nude. It smells phenomenal. :)
It says, "I am superfeminine but will still fuck your brains out if given half a chance."
Sounds like an interesting scent. I never wear store bought perfume anymore.
Went to the store to buy pens and ended up buying new perfume. *sigh*
Estee Lauder Sensous (sp?) Nude. It smells phenomenal. :)
It says, "I am superfeminine but will still fuck your brains out if given half a chance."
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Signing off sluts! Gave in and took a sleeping pill, which I hate doing on the weekends, but I've got a full day of house wife shit to do, which involves scrubbing floors, bathtubs, and about 20 loads of laundry.
It's sad, but a major triumph was changing all the lightbulbs in my house, since that was a task I usually relegated to my husband. Next I will be hanging pictures on walls and building things!
I can't help but relish the fact that he is eating freezer meals and I am baking all kinds of things from scratch. I think it's just that he never appreciated having dinner on the table that he didn't have to prepare. I can remember the handful of times it happened to me in our marriage and I was always so relaxed by it, and grateful.
I am determined to have a more welcoming home environment for my daughter than he. (V. sad that I am motivated by that, but at this point, I'm just thinking: Whatever works!)
Hello everyone
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 12:28am.
Submitted by undinespragg on Sun, 09/18/2011 - 12:20am.
see, that just ruined the whole story with the "and she wasn't hitting on me, or I would've been all over it because she was pretty cute herself!"... reverse it, and now THERE'S a story i can get into!... what?!... i may be nice, but i'm still a dude!LOL!
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Hahaha! That doesn't mean you're not nice. I think that makes you pretty normal! I know I flock to every movie that promises girl on girl action, no matter how awkward. Usually I'm disappointed, but I have to say The Black Swan met and exceeded my expectations. (Yes, you do wipe off your mouth after.)
I have the worst gaydar though. I can never tell when the ladies are hitting on me, unless they are what we call "100-footers." (You can tell at 100 feet that they are gayelles.) And usually that is when they are being very masculine, and offering to pull out my chair, get me a drink, or install something electrical/hang shelves in my house or some shit.
The ones who want to take a yoga class with me, or chat while we're putting on lipstick in the bathroom...those fly right by me, or they don't get that I'm half-gay. *sigh* I always think they are just being nice, or want to have a girls night out or something. (I could totally use one of those now that I'm single actually.)
Ofc, there's the whole "wear a rainbow accessory" thing, but even then it's easy to miss when somebody is hitting on you, or to know how to hit on somebody without just saying "Can we bone? Like, right now?"
And this probably got v. boring to you once we got past the Black Swan sex scene, so I'll just stop typing now.
@ESE
Catcha later! :)
got a letter to write, folks... yeah, i know... i shouldn't even be corresponding with the soon to be "ex" at this point, but... got some things that have to be worked out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL4ThLS7F94
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@Athens
I can't think what's gone wrong. :(
*quits*
becky i searched everything on fb
Yup Athens, again! I PROMISE this is the last time!
So, where did you search? :)
my god becky not again!haha facebook
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 10:47pm.
Tomorrow we are having a surprise party for my grandma's 70th birthday. I'm making that dip with sausage, salsa, and Velveeta. I keep eating the Velveeta though.
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I guess you think she's lived long enough? Nah, I kid.
I'm watching the 1998 remake of "Psycho." It's, uh... Vince Vaughan is thin!
@Athens
I'm not letting this FB thing go just yet - so fasten your seatbelt (or smoke another bowl).
Did you search me on FB, or Google?