QOTD: Sofia Vergara Thinks She Looks Like A Transsexual

Sofia Vergara tells The Advocate that she thinks she looks like the face of Rose's Turn Transvestite Boutique and she fully embraces it into her Colombian chichis:

"I look like a transsexual anyway. I'm a woman, but I'm super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite!' I love it."

It doesn't matter that Sofia might not know the difference between a transvestite (Danny Aiello in Prêt-à-Porter) and a transsexual (a beauty of the night who Eddie Murphy brakes for). The only thing that matters right now is that stunning old picture of Sofia wearing glamour cut bikini bottoms that I wish would make a come back.

On top of asking herself "Do I look like a transsexual?" before she leaves for the night, Sofia should also ask herself "Does this lip liner make me look like a chola flower on the cover of Jail Babes Magazine?" and "Did I need to sharpen an eyeliner pencil at least three times to complete my brows?" If she doesn't answer YES to all three of those questions, she needs to go back and add more of everything.

via UsWeekly

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Quote of the Day • Sofia Vergara

Submitted by gucci on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 10:16pm.

The caption winner for September 14th looks better in a bikini than she does.

and yes she has a mans face.

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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 3:38pm.

I love this chick. The fun attitude, the general confidence, the beauty...nothing wrong here--although, that doesn't mean she's perfect I just think it's all a great package.

Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 2:37pm.

She has said that she exaggerates her accent when she's acting. With makeup on, she's banging, but I saw those pics of her in STAR magazine without the spackle, and um...yeah. She's pretty average without makeup.

Her body is much hotter than her face.

ETA: While you're stereotyping Latin women boston61, we're also know for being HAWT and crazy in the sack...not that you'll ever find out. Carry on.

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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 1:44pm.

I consider most of the shitty commentary about her accent pretty racist. Although she may be playing it up, the statements like "how long have you been in America?" and such are ridiculous as they suggest you judge everyone with an accent in this manner. I highly doubt if you ignorant people tried to learn a new language now as adults, you would EVER achieve fluency, much less lose an accent.

Anyway, this bitch is annoying because she can't say a sentence without reminding us she has big boobs. YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL US.

Submitted by glitteris on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:05pm.

I have been mistaken for a transsexual several times in my life because I am tall and have a deep voice and I luuuuurrrve makeup. Frankly, given that most of the MtoF transexuals I know are far more more attractive than 90% of the women I know, I consider it a complement. Sofia Vergara is right to be okay with this, she is totally hyper feminine and that is a quality that a lot of ladies do not allow themselves to indulge (unlike most of the MtoF transexuals I have known).

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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:42am.
Funny, she really does look like a transexual. Why are Latin women so manipulative and b*tchy? That's what I would like to know.

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Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:46am.

I agree with her.
And I also agree with the person who said she over exxagerates her accent!

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:20am.

Meh. I always thought she was overrated.

The guy in the bikini in the photo below looks equally as hot.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:09am.

I can see what she means. She has a loud, over-the-top beauty, not the kind of demure, fragile beauty of other women like say Winona Ryder. I've always admired the fragile beauties myself because I have the whole big head, square jaw, big lips thing going on.

Submitted by agirl on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:05am.

Can't stand these bitches who exaggerate their accents for effect. Like when Kathy Griffin said that Celine Dion "decides from minute to minute how 'French' she's gonna be."

Really? We're in the 21st century now. A second-rate Charo-wannabe is what you're going for here?

*side eyes Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz too*

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:02am.

The accent is a bit annoying (she can't try any harder???) but that face and body is fab!!
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Submitted by Cake666 on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:06am.

Beautiful curvy woman why u complain? At least your not some bleached starving African/3rd worlder on meth like the rest of Hollywood.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:36am.

Cry me a river.

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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:30am.

Okay, so her face is a little... but the body is heavenly. Her and Kelly Brook are goddesses. Never shoot down your looks.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:37am.

I never fall for the shitty "pitty party" game some attractive chicks love to play on people to get shitloads of compliments. They just want people to pat her ego and make it purr. I don't count the mental ones who DO have insecurity/ self-esteem issues, tho.

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Bingo. It's just annoying as shit. Jessica Alba has a habit of doing this, too.

I'm not too familiar with this chick but I hear she's pretty funny in Modern Family.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:21am.

I've never liked this woman. I get the impression she'd smile while burying her shank in your ribs.

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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:15am.

When was this pic taken???? isd that a c-section scar???? Was this taken before the invention of Photoshop???

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:07am.

This chick sounds like the first type, so I'll let other people pat her fucking ego. She has been in people's Hot Chicks List since the 90's. And who is she trying to bullshit? pretty girls are a must for her business, but when the pretty girl is attached to a pair of big boobies and a big butt and rounded hips, said chick is elevated in a pedestal. Women like her will ALWAYS be drooled over, no matter how many scrawny skeletons there are out there.

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Submitted by dfanintheD on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:06am.

Hey, I'm trans - and I would love to look one-millionth as good as Sofia does!

Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:38am.

@ Topanga

What makes you think her accent is exaggerated?
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I also saw and interview where she mentioned her son questioned her about it because he's seen early home movies of her and she has absolutely NO ACCENT whatsoever and the longer she's here, the worse her accent inexplicably becomes (I'm paraphrasing). Regardless, I think she's adorable and funny :-) And kudos to her for getting a good gig which isn't a maid in that town!

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Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:35am.

My new guy likes it when I just speak English like I speak my Spanish, that is ... with an accent. It is noticeable, but if he asks for it in bed... he gets the accent.

HAHAHAHA Sofia Verga! There has to be one out there (crosses fingers)

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:34am.

Well she does have a suspicious bulge down there.

Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:33am.

Submitted by Stan Hooper : She is well deserving of all the attention. Love that she told that cold bitch Katherine Heigl to get off her high horse.
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Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:32am.

I think she is HOT. Her accent is exaggerated in that Modern Family show. I have a slight accent but most Americans ask me if I have always lived in the US which I haven't. Even if I can fake not to have an accent sometimes. I have a hard time with certain words... one of them is rural.. I just can't fucking say it and I have spoken english since I was 4 years old!

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Submitted by Vanilla cupcake on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:15am.
Topanga, her accent drives me up a wall, mostly because it is super exaggerated. But in her defense, my parents have been in this country for 35 years, and while my mom has a slight Italian/NY accent, my dad sounds like he just got off the boat. They speak mostly Italian at home, but for some reason, my dad couldn't shake his accent.
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My parents are the same way. You can only hear my mum's accent in her "the's" and "this's" for the most part, but Dad sounds like Pepe Le Pew. =D

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:30am.

I don't care what anyone else thinks, I think she's sexy as all hell and I'd hit it.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:04am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:49am. @ Topanga What makes you think her accent is exaggerated?

"but I'm super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my ACCENT"

Umm,because she admitted to it herself.
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I took that to mean that's how she's perceived. I don't think she's implying her boobs and ass are fake, right? Maybe I interpreted wrong. But whatevs...
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I've heard her say on an interview that she exaggerates her accent on her show for comedic effect. Instead of saying "you," she'll say it like "djou" for instance.

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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:42am

Where I come from men call women who won't give them any play "dykes". It takes a lot less time.

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:12am.

Funny, she really does look like a transexual. Why are Latin women so manipulative and b*tchy? That's what I would like to know.

Submitted by HotTwat on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:38am.

Bc we can and u fuckin let me and love it!!! That is why!

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Submitted by Vanilla cupcake on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:15am.

Topanga, her accent drives me up a wall, mostly because it is super exaggerated. But in her defense, my parents have been in this country for 35 years, and while my mom has a slight Italian/NY accent, my dad sounds like he just got off the boat. They speak mostly Italian at home, but for some reason, my dad couldn't shake his accent.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:04am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:49am. @ Topanga What makes you think her accent is exaggerated?

"but I'm super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my ACCENT"

Umm,because she admitted to it herself.
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I took that to mean that's how she's perceived. I don't think she's implying her boobs and ass are fake, right? Maybe I interpreted wrong. But whatevs...

Submitted by DianaDeath on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:54am.

Somebody PLEASE tell me there is a transvestite porn star named Sofia Verga!

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Submitted by ethang on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:15am.
I was way off! Thanks.

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Submitted by WallyRaffle on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:47am.

I've always wanted to go to tuscon because it is my belief that everyone ther talks like mila kunis did on that 70s show. although, very bad show

Submitted by ethang on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:45am.

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 9:00am.
Submitted by ethang on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:30am.

ethang, who is that girl in your avie? Looks like Cindy Crawford. Thanks.
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Submitted by WallyRaffle on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:45am.

I lubbb her freckled chesticles.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:34am.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:49am. @ Topanga What makes you think her accent is exaggerated?

"but I'm super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my ACCENT"

Umm,because she admitted to it herself.
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Submitted by ethang on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 8:30am.

ethang, who is that girl in your avie? Looks like Cindy Crawford. Thanks.

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Submitted by HotTwat on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:28am.

Wow she's funny! Love it. I used to dislike her but now I like her. Its sexy when someone who is gorgeous doesn't take herself seriously. That being said I'd have her using the safe word as I squash her holes with my fake cock.

Submitted by Dgrin on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:30am.

in her defense some countries don't have that many words that define each one of the transsexual/transvestite/drag queen etc..we just say "transvestite"...

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:19am.

@ Topanga

What makes you think her accent is exaggerated? My MIL lived in Brooklyn for 30 years and still has a thick Vergara style accent. Our IT Manager came from Vietnam as a kid and still has a really thick accent. Some people want to soften their accents and some don't give a shit.

*shrug*

Submitted by ethang on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 7:00am.

I love her. She never takes herself seriously and that exudes even more sexiness than her bangin' body.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 6:57am.

At least she owns up to that exaggerated accent. Seriously,how long have you been in this country and how many American movies have you been in? Yet you still talk you're going to the learning annex every night for English classes. I'm talking to you Salma Hayek. Jennifer Lopez on the other hand...I hate when she does interviews in Spanish,hers is sooo bad "Ho-la Como-e-stas,bi-en y-tu?" lol
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 6:54am.

I read that the term transsexual is consider offensive by GLAAD oh well.
I dont see the exaggerated in her, she and I have the same measurements, but im always hiding it.
I been familiar with her for a long time, back when she was dating Luis Miguel.

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