Afternoon Crumbs
Ryan Gosling's feud with socks lives on!!! - Popsugar
Stacy Kiebler officially starts ESCORTING FOR HER LIFE as George Clooney's piece today. In the wise words of RuPaul, "Don't fuck it up." - Lainey Gossip
And Chupa Jr. cried for a week after realizing that he'd have to look at her face the rest of his life - Celebitchy
Demi Moore is really profound - The Superficial
But why is the left side of Tara Reid's face doing the Dougie? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
JoJo looks like the member of a Long Island-based Vanity 6 cover group that was assembled from a Craigslist ad - Hollywood Tuna
Matt Damon loves Jake Gyllnehaal's head game - Towleroad
Don't you just hate it when a vampire attacks you in your wheelchair on the porch of an abandoned Hooters? - The Daily What
They're not kissing, Karolyn Pho's just sucking the ticks out of Shia's beard - Just Jared
How To Turn Your Husband's Dead Body into Lemonade by Taylor Lipstrong - ICYDK
Paz Vega's sneaky smile tells me that she just gave the sea creatures a golden shower - Popoholic
Prince better grab a step ladder and lay a slap down on this trick for wearing his favorite outfit to witness Jehova in -Moe Jackson
Adriana Lima's lips are stuck in the duck position now - Cityrag
David Copperfield can retire now - Videogum
To Wong Foo comes to mind - Hollywood Rag
Fame whore tells fame whore to stop being a fame whore - I'm Not Obsessed
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I thought that was Rob Lowe.
Ryan does look much better with shades on.
Naked mom Demi-style twitter pics vs. mom posting on Facebook "Remember to buy new underwear today, Tommy, I just washed your old ones and they're are all hole-y."
Which is worse?
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 7:45pm.
Love Ryan's shoes; anyone here a fashionista and know who makes 'em/ where I can buy a pair for my honey?
They are Bass penny loafers. They've been around since Jesus was a child.
http://www.zappos.com/bass-logan-burgundy-leather
Can Demi be encouraged to adopt an all-consuming hobby, or new child-husband, or even whackier religion?
Anything to keep her hands busy and away from fucking twatter.
*sends Iggy to Demi*
Demi...stop. Just stop.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and hazard a wild guess that Rachel Zoe is NOT a hands-on mom and that the kid is being raised by an army of nannies.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
Ryan's wearing peds. They're like thongs for your feet.
runway music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRY0FLzPKC4
Yes Ryan rock out with your sock out.
Really Demi...dump Ashton already.
Tara Reid if your happy being a complete mess, who am I to say anything.
Stacy with Clooney...let's face it you are NOT the one.
Submitted by E-Nasty on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 3:39pm.
his fly is down
Well spotted.
ryan gosling is trying way too hard.
i had the exact same outfit the other day, what is he trying to do? dress gay?
As always with Ryan Gosling; no dog, no interest.
I like Tara Reid trashy chic. The bedazzled UGG's would almost upgrade it...
If only her face didn't match the outfit.
I'd hit it
Demi Moore needs to sit her dumb ass down. You would think in her 50`s she has more sense than spouting shit you would find on a teenager`s facebook per Twitter.
Nothing more pathetic than an old hag who thinks she has to be "HIP" to keep up with that boytoy of hers.
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Are Taylor and Chupa competing for the title of "Most Horrible Human Being"?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
You know what no socks means, don't you? Gosling is GOING COMMANDO. Yikes.
Oh - and Demi Moore's gristly orange shoulder is just what my stomach did NOT need to see (well, my eyes saw and my tummy heaved) on a Friday night.
Love Ryan's shoes; anyone here a fashionista and know who makes 'em/ where I can buy a pair for my honey?
oh, thank jeebus!... i can go on now!... my life has been affirmed with the deep, profound thoughts from Demi Moore... would've preferred something from "Jack Handey", but... whatever.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Rachel Zoe is 40? When I draw my head back from my laptop and squint my eyes, she looks like someone who looks good for 50+, maybe (no insult to my 50+ dlisted sisters). When I don't do either of the above, she looks like someone who looks good for a 50-something, soul-eating demon (no insult to soul-eating demons).
That Jojo chick looks like a brunette Lelzo in her "Mean Girls" days.
Never found this hipster douche hot but that header photo is doing things to me. It's probably the outfit (i have a thing for preppy dudes). Although it's probably more at home on a fat, old, too tanned Italian man, but whatever, that tool is rocking it.
I still can't believe Sandra Bullock hit that for a while. She really must love douchebags.
God...Tara Reid is STILL married?
Taylor Armstrong (or whatever the fuck her name really is)-- What a tacky, fucked-up thing to do! I guess she forgot that her dead soon to be ex-husband is also the father of her child. On a personal note, there's some fucked-up shit that went on between me and my ex-husband, and if I have anything to say about it, my kids will never know about it. As long as it doesn't have any effect on them, there are some things that kids just don't need to know about their parents or their parents relationship.
*Stomps off to smoke an e-cig with my psychic*
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 3:38pm.
Gosling's outfit is almost cool. Except that gay shirt. That is a shirt that gay dudes wear. Anything that exposes the neck/chest that much is GAY. And he keeps wearing gay shirts. I think he might be one.
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Hmm, so are Russell Brand, Colin Farrell, Simon Cowell, Jason Momoa "One" too? They like to let their pecs breath as well.
I personally prefer this type of shirt on a guy than the dreaded mock turtleneck. Hate those!!
Ryan G is looking yummy. I likey no socks preppy look..sessy!
Rachel Zoe -- what a bitch. Never ceases to amaze me.
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"Bitch, stop. We're not a family of Martha Fucking Stewarts."
Gosling looks like SamRo in this picture.
Submitted by toni on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 4:00pm.
Anyone remember this, I cant stand Wendy Williams.
http://necolebitchie.com/2008/05/19/wendy-williams-husband-has-a-sex-tap...
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What the hell kind of fuckery is going on:
1) with Wendy's 1992 blonde hooker wig and red Sharpie-lined Joker's smile and her husband, Mr. Clean, with those rape-a-brother-for-some-prison-soap eyes?
2) in the sex-tape photo of her husband on top of another woman who is not his wife looking at the fucking camera?
3) with the heifer underneath Williams's husband in the sex-tape photo?
4) the story about him sexually harassing one of her staff and other staff members backing up her claim AND coming out about him beating Wendy's ass IN FRONT OF THEM?
5) again in the sex-tape photo with her husband wearing some Garanimals striped shirt while fucking a woman who is not his wife?
He's a lot more attractive with his eyes covered.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 3:38pm.
Gosling's outfit is almost cool. Except that gay shirt. That is a shirt that gay dudes wear. Anything that exposes the neck/chest that much is GAY. And he keeps wearing gay shirts. I think he might be one.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
YUM!
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Why does anyone give a shit who Clooney is actually or pretend dating? He is a self consumed weirdo. Just DON'T GET IT.
His feet must be like two smelly slime balls without socks. Sexy.
Jon is right. Kate should be able to raise 8 kids on a normal salary + his child support . . . the show and the horrid DWTS appearance made hundreds of thousands of dollars. They either blew it all or she just doesn't want to live like us little people with our non-Audi cars and haircuts that cost less than $2,000. WTF does she need 24 acres for? They're children, not cattle. Most large homes I've seen come on 0.5-1.0 acres.
I say "she" because even though they are equally responsible, Jon isn't crying to the media for handouts or a charity TV gig.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Anyone remember this, I cant stand Wendy Williams.
http://necolebitchie.com/2008/05/19/wendy-williams-husband-has-a-sex-tap...
Ryan has falling helplessly in love with himself.
He looks fucking hot, nice style!
Chupa...how she birthed a healthy child I'll never know. As far as her having a boy, God knew what he was doing. A woman who hates her body should not be raising a little woman to be.
George Clooney. How can any one man have such horrible taste in women?? I'm convinced he's gay now.
Could someone give Demi a job, please?
I thought we were rid of the Gosselins?? Stop interviewing them!!!
his fly is down
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Guns don't kill people...people with mustaches kill people.
Gosling's outfit is almost cool. Except that gay shirt. That is a shirt that gay dudes wear. Anything that exposes the neck/chest that much is GAY. And he keeps wearing gay shirts. I think he might be one.
If he were wearing a black polo or crisp white oxford rolled up at the sleeves, I'd be swooning.
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 3:23pm.
I always look at Ryan Gosling as a nose job done well:
http://f9.img.v4.skyrock.net/f92/celebritybeauty/pics/1301839308_small.j
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I didn't realize he had a nose job. He looks like Casey Anthony in that first pic. I don't know how to feel about that...
i never thought ryan gosling was good looking until i saw crazy stupid love. but does he...give off jakey vibes to anyone else? he's beyond pretty, and my past experience is if i think you're super hot, you're usually gay.
george clooney and a female wrestler? that's a bit odd.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Demi is so DESPERATE these days.....
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I always look at Ryan Gosling as a nose job done well:
http://f9.img.v4.skyrock.net/f92/celebritybeauty/pics/1301839308_small.j...
Chupa Jr., what.... is she 50+ years old ? yeesh...
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Shia looks like he's a horrible kisser :(
Demi Moore has lost any Hollywood status she ever had.
Taylor Amstrong's mouth/smile is freakish. She's looks completely unnatural and I'm surprised it took her a whole month to cash in and attention-whore up her husband's death. She doesn't deserve an ounce of sympathy.
Andriana Lima is gorg but tends to look ridiculous in these endless poses of hers. You'd think as a model, she's like to tone it down a bit but she's one big pose after pose and I suspect that intellectually, she's an idiot.
George Clooney and his PR people spend as much time falsifying his personal life as they do his career. He's no "rat pack cool" type, he's a media whore.
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How the fuck did LaDouche sneak into my apartment, empty my Dirt Devil's pringle crumb and dog hair stuffed Eazy Empty™ canister all over his face and still have time to get to the west coast before I woke up this morning?!
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Frist.
Why is Gosseling EVERYWHERE these days?
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