Wednesday, September 7th 2011

Ali Lohan Has A New Face

On the left is Ali Lohan back in 2009 and on the right is someone the paps say is 17-year-old Ali Lohan in Beverly Hills yesterday, but I'm not so sure since how in White Oprah's coke spoon hell is that the same being?! The list of things White Oprah should be slapped in the mouth for is as full as full can be, but room should be made and this mess right here should be moved right up to the very top. It's official, the Lohan's family plastic surgery hates them more than any other bitch.

I can go on and on about how Ali's freckles have been replaced with zero food and spider leg brows, but I'm going to go sit in my end of the world bunk instead since V was obviously right and the teenage lizard aliens (also see: Courtney Stodden) have finally arrived. While I do that, please bust a CITIZEN'S ARREST on White Oprah or at least leave a trail of Jägerbombs from the rest stop bathroom she passed out in last night to Death Row.

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Posted by: Michael K


Here's the thing with plastic surgeries, I approve them when aging women actually need them but when I pretty girl like Ali mutilates her face like that it's just terrible. What was she thinking? She changed the whole face, she didn't just get a Seattle nose job to get rid of a complex, she looks so different now and I really liked her looks before...

Stoney's picture

As disturbing as it is, that is definitely her. Looking at other recent pictures, it becomes obvious. She has the same shaped legs, same upper lip mole/freckle thing, same eyebrow shape, etc. Plus Lindsey was with her. I think it's hilarious that no one is really looking at any of the pictures of Lindsey. She's probably furious. There really is no question at all that she had the tip of her nose shaved and her lips plumped. It is astounding that her agency thinks they can get away with lying about it. I guess they did that to cover their asses since she's a minor. What a disgusting tragedy that neither she nor her sister have been educated at all. Dina should be shot. Michael Lohan with all of his rage issues and alcoholism would be a better parent, because there is no way he thinks this is right. Dina is probably on the phone right now buying the kid more coke, which she is clearly on in these pictures.

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Einah Teb's picture

Wow. They took an American teenager and turned her into a Russian mail order bride! Neat trick.

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Wood Dragon's picture

Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 9:36am.

I too have visited this link several times because the more I think about it the angrier I become. Not only is Dina Lohan the worst mother that has ever existed, she is on the bottom rung as a human being. Not only did she turn Lindsay into a drug addicted monster of a human being, now she has allowed her her daughter to make herself look like a monster. All out of some twisted form of vanity and desperation for fame. She makes me sick.

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Baby Jane Hudson's picture

It isn't weight but something about her unhealthy face and mouth make her look like an anorexic victim in the second pic. Very scary. She looks MUCH worse.

WTF all that work on cheeks, lips, eyes, nose, growing in those eyebrows....but they took off her veneers?? Or did her teeth erode from bulimia. Dental records can prove identify...show me your teeth!

siren823's picture

Way to make her look like a generic Russian model. Dina, you fcked up the first one, why don't you just leave this one alone? Is it too late for the youngest one to have a decent, normal life? Probably not while Mama Blohan has a coc spoon up her nose.

Love to love ya baby!

siren823's picture

Way to make her look like a generic Russian model. Dina, you fcked up the first one, why don't you just leave this one alone? Is it too late for the youngest one to have a decent, normal life? Probably not while Mama Blohan has a coc spoon up her nose.

Love to love ya baby!

This is so disturbing. Usually I can laugh unfortunate plastic surgery off but this shit has gone TOO FAR!

moomarse's picture

is she TRYING to look really butt ugly??? cause it's workin!

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dbella's picture

For those who still don't believe it's her, I present you with the proof. Here's a link to Ali's model page at Next Model Management's LA office. She goes by "Aliana" there, but was originally listed there as Aliana Lohan. It's most definitely her. And she's most definitely fucked up her face bad.

http://www.nextmodels.com/#/board/287D0E62-05EB-4785-A293-A1EC40A444BB/7...

Another one down the drain.So very SAD!!!

grommet's picture

The part that freaks me out the most is where did her freckles go?

REDMOND's picture

I too have visited this link several times because the more I think about it the angrier I become. Not only is Dina Lohan the worst mother that has ever existed, she is on the bottom rung as a human being. Not only did she turn Lindsay into a drug addicted monster of a human being, now she has allowed her her daughter to make herself look like a monster. All out of some twisted form of vanity and desperation for fame. She makes me sick.

Dr. Dick's picture

Wow, I thought the point of plastic surgery was to improve your looks.

LisaRose's picture

The work done looks to be minimal actually.... lips and nose. The rest is lost weight and she was thin to begin with. She looks absolutely like a European model now but the age is still 45 and 45 yr olds don't model too often.

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grommet's picture

@thejaxster Me too. I've returned to this post at least 25 times since yesterday. I can't stop looking.

I think she DEFINITELY got chipmunk implants. I mean, look at those pictures. Her cheeks protrude just as much in both pictures, but she's only smiling in one of them.

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parkerj's picture

If she got cheek implants, White Oprah should be jailed.

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thejaxster's picture

i swear, since i saw this yesterday i've come back to this post like 5 times...i absolutely cannot believe how awful she looks...this is soooooo sad! and i def think it's her - in pic #6 she looks just like a lohan...

thejaxster's picture

i swear, since i saw this yesterday i've come back to this post like 5 times...i absolutely cannot believe how awful she looks...this is soooooo sad! and i def think it's her - in pic #6 she looks just like a lohan...

from athens's picture

this is some next level darksided shit even for white oprah,seriously Lindsay didn't stand a chance,i am kind of shocked actually,sad and terrifying situations.

phillyphillie's picture

Michael Jackson called. He wants his face back.

Mabel Hodges's picture

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Hekki's picture

Bambam: JEEESUS! Are those snap-ons?! I think we might be on to something. That explains the teeth.

It would not surprise me if the Lohan kids had really bad teeth. I can totally imagine WO starving herself while pregnant so they didn't have enough calcium to develop good teeth. And then doing shit like giving her babies Kool-Aid in a bottle and letting them have Mountain Dew for breakfast to wake them up for school because she let them stay up past midnight. She's total white trash.

Yes, I know bad teeth can be hereditary no matter what else you do, but still...

kathleenvh's picture

This is sad.

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E-Nasty's picture

BamBam did you even look at the picture of Lindsey with Ali in the background????

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 7:02pm.
Back in the 1970s/80s, people used to say that models had their back teeth removed to give their cheeks a hollowed-out look.

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loopygorilla's picture

how much weight did she loose...she wasnt even fat to begin with, she was a skinny girl before,she was fat.

but now she is ano.

and typical ano, they wear all this hanging big fabric so you cant tell how skinny they are.

RandomNYGirl's picture

i may just be in denial but like someone else stated on here..is that a different person if u click on 2nd thumbnail looks completely different

RandomNYGirl's picture

the first pic is of a cute healthy looking girl the second is just death & despair..very sad

Dgrin's picture

also no tan, lighter hair and thick eyebrows do make a tremendous difference..

I just realized she kinda reminds me of "Debbie" from shameless/UK, actress Rebecca Ryan who i think is very charmingly beautiful, (but not Ali no):
http://i.digiguide.tv/p/0901/117397-RebeccaRyan-12320322640.jpg

Spoiled's picture

Submitted by Hekki - Is it possible that she had caps on her teeth in the 2009 photo and they decided to take them off and let her uneven gappy teeth show? I don't know about all these procedures...

Correct! She at one time had really bad Margot Kidder-esque veneers:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/teeth_birth.jpg

(Those 2009 fake choppers actually look worse than Margot's!)

Dgrin's picture

i don't think she had cheek enchantments, she's always had those cheek bones it's just that she got too skinny and lost the fat from her face that made it more balanced not to mention she is still a young girl who is going through some growing and morphing:
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Lindsay+Lohan+Ali+Lohan+LA+Premiere+J...

but i agree that bottom lip has been filled..

Spoiled's picture

Sorry if this has already been posted (320 replies!). Here's a comparison showing Ali in 2007 & 2008:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/save_ali.jpg
She was cute in 2007! Who knew? I always thought Ali's looks were unfortunate. She may have actually had a chance if left alone. We all know how badly too much plastic surgery/too soon worked out for Teri Hatcher...and she was in her early 30s! A entire face overhaul at 17? Like a train wreck, I will be watching...

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Submitted by Mcatz on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 10:01pm.

Everyone on this thread is a hypocrite! Don't act like y'all are above lip filler & anorexia. ************************************************

I am actually. So there.

It's Ali, she's had fillers and an earlier nose job but the main reason she looks so bad is she is severely anorexic.
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loopygorilla's picture

Well this is no different to those pageant show mothers.

except ali is older.

dina lohan will tell you "oh but ali wanted it, she lovveeess dressing up and being a model"

BULLSHIT.

she looks fucking dead.

z-listed's picture

Oh this poor child!She looks even more butch than Kathy's sister,Rosie from New Jersey And older too. Dina should be arrested

One-trick Pony's picture

This is so terribly sad. This poor child. (And P.S. Dina, this one IS a child still. Be her MOTHER.)

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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 1:39pm.

And why is she balding?

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Could it be anorexia?

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

oh my god - she looks like the Terry Schiavo autopsy pictures or that anorexic model that died a few month ago. Terrible, horrendous. I have no word for how unhealthy and bad she looks. She wasnt a knock out before but she looked like a real ALIVE human being that has regular meals. Look at this botched plastic surgery job. Horrible and sad. Shame on mothers like her.
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justincase's picture

This is so wrong for her mother to send her down the Chicken Cutlets Highway to get a little modeling work. The child looks tormented.

This is beyond sad and her fucked-up excuse for a mother should go to jail. 100% proof why her sister is such a fuck-up.

Also, she know looks like this:

http://scarymotherfucker.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/pet-sematary-zelda....

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wow... this here isn't even funny.

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Bambam it is her. Other sites have Lindsay and her out together that day. Sadly, it is very much her.YOu can tell it's her with a good dose of anorexia. And She may have tried to do shit to her teeth as well. Sad.

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Submitted by Mcatz on Wed, 09/07/2011 - 10:01pm.
Everyone on this thread is a hypocrite! Don't act like y'all are above lip filler & anorexia. Its just another day in L.A. & Ali didn't get a nose job. Dramatic weight loss changes the face.

Wow. Yes, dramatic weight loss can change the contours of your face,but it doesn't make your lips or cheeks BIGGER.

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bambam's picture

@Boston,

Oh now you're an expert on photography and lighting. The lighting in the two pics are on the girl's faces, you can clearly see the gaps in the right picture of that girl's front teeth. The light looks even brighter in the left picture, that should make imperfections clearer. Plus the teeth look yellow in the second picture. Check thumbnail two where she's in broad daylight with her mouth slightly open, what do you see? Gaps!!! Yellow teeth. Not Ali Lohan.

I am soooo gonna rag on you when this gets settled in my favor. And of course if I'm wrong I'll disappear for a few days. lol

'Everyone on this thread is a hypocrite! Don't act like y'all are above lip filler & anorexia'

Are you on crack? Um ya, I am above injecting poison into my lips and starving myself to death. ABOVE IT.

And I agree that White Oprah should be jailed if she signed off on this. What a shame. I hope someone gets her some help (Ali not White Oprah).