Open Labor Day Post: Co-Hosted By Chicken Cutlets And Her Young Admirer
Even on this Labor Day Weekend, the hardest working poser on the ho stroll does not press pause on work and continues to make the kids vomit up awes at the cutlets gone wild glamour she throws at the camera.
At some kind of chili cookout in Malibu yesterday afternoon, international supermodel, shining symbol of patriotism and the most beautiful creature in your grocer's freezer Phoebe Price set off the freckled fireworks on her body with a red, white and blue bikini. Throw a little feed and get some of this.
Of course, some of you poultry racists are going to say that the boy up there is spelling out the word G-R-O-S-S with his facial expression, but you know that's a lie. DON'T LIE. What's really going on is that he is so transfixed with her subtle grace and quiet beauty that he's afraid unless he witnesses a shooting star falling into a ginger unicorn's ass he will never witness anything as stunning as this again. How can he tell his first love that they are the most gorgeous thing he's ever seen? It wouldn't be true since he's seen thee Phoebe Price in all her chicken cutlets glory! That is the look of fear for the future.
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Her feet looks like E.T legs:/
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What ever happened to 'don't be ghostly white after Labor Day'?
LOL! That has to be the funniest photo I've seen in a long time!!!
Oh wait, she's being suggestive with that pickle isn't she.. *BLOOOOOOWSCHUNKS!!!!* There. That did the trick. No need to post the booty shot. I don't wanna cough up blood :)
I wanna see what he's barfing at, I mean from that angle. I could use some projectile vomit to clear my throat ;)
I wonder if anyone has actually ever banged that out...?
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That kid's face! bwahahahahahahahaha!
that kid's face is PRICEless!!!!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I would like to nominate that kid for Hot Slut of the Day for Labor Day 2011 (Yesterday). The look on his face says it all!
chicken cutlets should cut that kid a check for his imminent therapy appointment...
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 7:21am.
he probably saw a pinch of skin from PP's lady bits LOL
That poor kid is getting a full view of the back, pasty white dimples and all...
I'm not thrilled by Phoebe's face in the bikini pic, but I love those yummy wide hips.
Submitted by KA on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 7:45am.
gift story:
bless my grandma. she tries. but a few years ago, she bought me a button down denim shirt (i don't wear button down shirts, much less denim ones) with a duck and little ducklings embroidered on the front. matching t-shirt with embroidered ducks and flowers for underneath. i really don't think she meant it for me, but that same year for my birthday she gave me a ceramic rooster. life size. it's a running joke around here - i call it my kitchen cock. every woman should have a big cock in her kitchen. whatever the fuck that means.
Oh lord. Sounds like things my dippy SIL would absolutely love.
When I was about 7 or 8 my dad (who never bought me anything and who thinks I am perpetually 5 years old) bought me this hideous sweatshirt type thing. It was reversible and one side was bright blue and the other side had these crazy geometric shapes. If that wasn't bad enough, it was quilted. WTF?? Who would even think to design something that hideous, let alone put it in stores?? I was a chunky little girl, so I really didn't want things that made me look fatter. I tried it on and it was a little too tight and made me look like the Micheline Man. I said thanks, put it in a drawer, and went on with my life.
When I was a teenager he would randomly bring up the fact that I never wore it, just completely out of the blue. "And you never even wore that sweatshirt I bought you!" WTF???
LMFAO!! I think that kid speaks for all of us.
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Submitted by KA on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 7:45am.
... every woman should have a big cock in her kitchen. whatever the fuck that means.
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Never heard that before but quick guess: when you're in your kitchen forget about the tuck game, be yourself and let it all swing.
Jesusfuckinchrist, the imagery. :o
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that reminds me of a. mike rowe in that clip of the show he did before dirty jobs (at least I think it was before dirty jobs, I could be wrong) where he's cooking naked, and b. the show MK once posted (HSOTD) with the woman that had the naked men cooking with her. just dont fry anything while letting it all swing. let me know if you want to see clips, and ill try to find them.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! The expression on that kid's face is priceless!
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Submitted by KA on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 7:45am.
... every woman should have a big cock in her kitchen. whatever the fuck that means.
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Never heard that before but quick guess: when you're in your kitchen forget about the tuck game, be yourself and let it all swing.
Jesusfuckinchrist, the imagery. :o
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Worst Labor Day ever! I have friends who may have lost their homes in the BTX fires (Tahitian V. is reportedly gone) and not sure if it'll be time to gather the cats and get out too.
Gov. Perry is trying for the Pres. election and says FEMA comes on Wednesday, and Obama comes big guns and says it's coming today. Let the games begin...
But honestly it's relieving to know help is coming for those in need regardless of the politics.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 7:30am.
HOW FUCKIN PALE CAN ONE PERSON BE?!??!! holy crap.
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When they're blond or red - just pale enough to look entirely plausible for their skintype. If you don't tan that well go with it.
To me this looks a lot better than that ridiculous carrot puke orange rub on tan so many people use.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Ha! *dead* @ that picture. Her backside must look horrible.
gift story:
bless my grandma. she tries. but a few years ago, she bought me a button down denim shirt (i don't wear button down shirts, much less denim ones) with a duck and little ducklings embroidered on the front. matching t-shirt with embroidered ducks and flowers for underneath. i really don't think she meant it for me, but that same year for my birthday she gave me a ceramic rooster. life size. it's a running joke around here - i call it my kitchen cock. every woman should have a big cock in her kitchen. whatever the fuck that means.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
HOW FUCKIN PALE CAN ONE PERSON BE?!??!! holy crap. And lmao at that kids face... I'm with you, little brotha.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 7:21am.
The look on that boy's face is absolutely priceless (no pun intended). However, she has a normal, healthy looking body so I don't quite understand why that kid appears nauseated.
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It's because he's looking at the disgusting cottage cheese flab on her ass.
Has anyone figured out what she does for a living yet? She always shows up at publicity events here & overseas at a moment's notice, but doesn't seem to work at all. Is she blowing some rich dude nightly, or did mommy & daddy leave her a trust fund because they know she can't hold down a job?
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Get Serious--NO ONE knows why PP is famous. It is the 8th wonder of the world.
The look on that boy's face is absolutely priceless (no pun intended). However, she has a normal, healthy looking body so I don't quite understand why that kid appears nauseated.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 5:39am.
i didn't realize pp had all this thigh action going on...i ain't mad at her...
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Lol. I'm loving this right here.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
i didn't realize pp had all this thigh action going on...i ain't mad at her...
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My son is back (and nagging) so I'm out, too.
Goodnight Yucko, and any lurkers hanging about!
No Aphrodisiac
LOL Too late, Yucko!
The addiction is well and truly embedded in my household. :)
No Aphrodisiac
Becky, it's for your own good.
You don't want to be like my family, each member painfully addicted to their computers (and my mother contemplating buying her own laptop, to avoid competing with my stepfather). It's a sad state of affairs!
Hey Lem - maybe tomorrow night we'll time things better!
Sweet dreams.:)
No Aphrodisiac
AWW fuck, everyone's gone. May as well hand the 'puter back to my boy. :(
No Aphrodisiac
Becky!!!
How you doing mama?
Athens and I showed up, when ESE was leaving, then you show up when i'm leaving.
ESE was right, it's a conspiracy
Good to see ya
I'm out
Have a great day
Aww Athens - just when I turn up!
Hopefully we can catch up tomorrow. :)
No Aphrodisiac
i am out too,bye friend
@Lemonene
I'm here!!!!!
Only just - I've had to wrestle the 'puter off my son.
This may be a short visit.:(
No Aphrodisiac
Spooky!
I thought that we were the only ones playing pin the money on the bride shit.
LOL
I'm out friend, have a great day!
i told you this is some Emilie Sagee shit!
Where's Becky?
@Athens
Same here, and the smoking ban didn't last long, are we sure we are not the same person.
Saw your comment on greek weddings and that sound weirdly familiar
@WRG
Sweet dreams, choose your bed wisely
lemonene,i try to keep my smoking cigarettes to a minimum,over here smoking in bars and restaurants was banned a while ago but it didn't last
I think it's bedtime for me. I'm falling asleep. Just need to decide which bed to sleep in.
Submitted by yucko on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 3:22am.
Worst gift(s)!
On a Christmas, several years ago, I got a present that was listed as from my cousin, although I'm pretty sure my aunt bought it.
I guess I was (am?) pinholed into some kind of "weird" category by a lot of my family, so anything weird was something weird, and therefore good enough.
I got a hideous wizard head candle, and a colored lightbulb with these silicone spikes all over it. I'm thinking I might have also gotten this "do not disturb" dragon plaque with a chain from them, too, but I can't remember when I actually received it. Fortunately, on the last Christmas I was up/downgraded to just some lotion and a bookmark.
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So, when you got those presents, you waited 10 seconds and then said "I hate lizards"
I got some big ass lisa frank box at 16, WTF tia, I'm a grown up
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@Athens
Here's a ciggie video
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Worst gift(s)!
On a Christmas, several years ago, I got a present that was listed as from my cousin, although I'm pretty sure my aunt bought it.
I guess I was (am?) pinholed into some kind of "weird" category by a lot of my family, so anything weird was something weird, and therefore good enough.
I got a hideous wizard head candle, and a colored lightbulb with these silicone spikes all over it. I'm thinking I might have also gotten this "do not disturb" dragon plaque with a chain from them, too, but I can't remember when I actually received it. Fortunately, on the last Christmas I was up/downgraded to just some lotion and a bookmark.
I'm using the mane n tail deep moisturizing and it works pretty well, but you have to get the conditioner.
I keep meaning to buy the mane & tail shampoo and never remember. The last kind I bought was Balsam and Protein.