Eff The Police, Literally
One of the first things I did this morning (after weeping at the morning and praying to my traveling Rojo Caliente altar aka a Nike shoe box with a Hobbit sock doll in it) was paid tribute to my new favorite Mayor of HoShitville whose campaign slogan is: Yes I Can Get Hit From The Back On Top Of A Tower In Broad Daylight. So it only felt fitting to end the day with this New Mexico State Trooper who told a ho to raise her labia where he can see them before pulling out his baton and performing an internal investigation on the hood of her car with his uniform and belt still on! That sound of grease splatters you hear is Gerard Butler running his ass to Santa Fe to join the police department.
A camera that was set up at Santa Fe County Ranch to catch taggers instead caught the officer reading a trick's chocha her rights with his peen. The Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office put the officer on leave while they investigate to see if he broke any laws.
Three things:
1. I hope she got out of her speeding ticket, because that would be some wrong shit if he handed her one while she was cleaning her coochie with Handi Wipes.
2. Can't he just say that he had reason to believe she hid a dime bag up her cooze and he is so devoted to getting the bad shit off the streets that he performed a cavity search with his drug-sniffing dick?
3. Whatever happens, Officer McSlutty and his ho should be proud that they made a horny meerkat's (or whatever that is) day.
via USA Today
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The Santa Fe New Mexican ran it for a day, as well as one of our local stations. Then it was pulled off their sites. Having also had the pleasure of getting some at this same location, I can understand why the cop went there. Instead of pulling around to the west side of the ranch, he does it near the gates where they put security cameras to catch taggers. Dumbass! The Santa Fe county Sheriffs office and the State Police don't really like each other, so it must have made the SFCSO giggle their heads off to catch a state cop like this. They couldnt wait to leak this out
The Santa Fe New Mexican ran it for a day, as well as one of our local stations. Then it was pulled off their sites. Having also had the pleasure of getting some at this same location, I can understand why the cop went there. Instead of pulling around to the west side of the ranch, he does it near the gates where they put security cameras to catch taggers. Dumbass! The Santa Fe county Sheriffs office and the State Police don't really like each other, so it must have made the SFCSO giggle their heads off to catch a state cop like this. They couldnt wait to leak this out
The Santa Fe New Mexican ran it for a day, as well as one of our local stations. Then it was pulled off their sites. Having also had the pleasure of getting some at this same location, I can understand why the cop went there. Instead of pulling around to the west side of the ranch, he does it near the gates where they put security cameras to catch taggers. Dumbass! The Santa Fe county Sheriffs office and the State Police don't really like each other, so it must have made the SFCSO giggle their heads off to catch a state cop like this. They couldnt wait to leak this out
I once dated a police Sargeant..
and he was a real sexy perv...
we did it against the side of the squad car..
after he had frisked me..
he was always wanting to do it while he was on duty...
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
When I lived/went to school in ABQ,NM my homie Soper(grafitti name) said that he constantly saw police officers getting head or fucking chicks in alleys or behind buildings when he was tagging/bombing. He also had the best weed at good prices.
It is a chihuahua. I'm disappointed. You also can see her car in full. I tried to find a vid and failed.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031970/Uniformed-officer-filmed...
Xtremeside, where did you see the video? It's kinda disappointing it's not some random pervy meerkat or squirrel.
In the video, you actually see the little chihuahua running around and barking at them.
In the video, you actually see the little chihuahua running around and barking at them.
I live just south of where this happened. The little animal you see in the video is her pet chihuahua. The officer in the pics name was released today. He's a State Cop. Lots of blushing people at the state police headquarters
rocky mountain oz
Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 6:26pm.
When we finally get to see the full security vid, you're gonna see this meerkat with a giant meerkat boner, eyes rolled back and pullin' it. :)
She really wanted a new tranny.
Dipstick.
Lol Rusty! What went through it's mind while watching? Did it just happen to pass by? Or did it get near to get a look-see? And did it leave once it realized what was going on or did it stay until they were finished? Was it a very young one and will it start getting it on with any other animal in it's proximity or is it scarred for life? (hopefully the former).
He's just dunkin' donuts.
Maybe because I am a sicko who loves to do it in places not the bedroom but I can see me telling my off duty boyfriend not to change out of his uniform. Poor guy he should know where the cameras are.
It depends on if he was on-duty or not - I don't know if police change into their uniforms at their homes or in a locker room. Based on the picture, it looks conscensual, so I think the only issue is whether this guy was on duty. The picture still gives me a case of the sads.
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
1 minute and 54 seconds! The wrong one got the speeding ticket!!!!
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 3:25pm.
Thank you for proving my point.
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Yeah, what point might that be... that you're an antagonistic twat that got in the middle of someone elses argument? O.K. No problem.
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Haha, that one is RICH. Mind if i remind you that you didn`t seem to have a problem getting in mine and someone elses argument?? Pot, meet Kettle.
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Thanks ,K2 for proving my point on making a judgement on a situation that you don`t know shit about. This time a little back and forth between two posters. The fact that you don`t read back to see how it started, yet feel compelled to chime in without knowing the facts shows that you are just here to start shit..Twice now.
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:17pm.
Lol I'm still cracking up at the sight of the meerkat(?) watching! too bad we can't see the video, I want see how long the meerkat stayed for.
Yeah, that's the real mystery here... "Can you show us on these dollies what the mean police man did to the car lady?"
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 3:25pm.
Thank you for proving my point.
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Yeah, what point might that be... that you're an antagonistic twat that got in the middle of someone elses argument? O.K. No problem.
So my " I dont see rape here" wasn`t an opinion?? Cause that`s what i got called "stupid" for, and that`s what got my rant going. Read the whole exchange. TY
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NO, but it is clear that you're calling people stupid for having an opinion! Are you ok? Seriously. You're making nasty comments to people that are speculating it could be rape ... and then you get defensive when someone calls you out on it.
I dont care who used the word " stupid" first. Grow up. I personally thought there's def a chance it could be rape .. and the fact that you're referring to ANYONE with that opinion as "stupid" gets me on the defense. Sorry, not running through the entire monologue to see who started this. please.
But dont worry dear, your dopey friend, Bjork has your back ( as if you needed any defending).
Thank you for proving my point.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:56pm
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Hey cunt rag!
Never fails ...no matter how much I ignore you, you just wont go away:) I think I have a stalker.
YOU can't get through a thread w/o having a gripe with some poor unsuspecting bastard ... and if you cant find a good argument then you focus on my posts. So transparent.
That's pretty hot.
Looks like the cop was performing his own 'internal investigation' .... heh heh
Did anyone out there in interweb land not know that cops are total manwhores??? Yawn.....
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
The meerkat plainly needs to be subpoenaed.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:18pm.
What i find really fucking stupid are people who are judging a situation that they don`t know jack shit about
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OMG. For real? No one is judging ..it's called speculating what may be going on in this photo. It's also called HAVING AN OPINION! Jesus. Isnt this the reason MK put it up there, so that we could all give our take on it?
Seems like someone forgot to take their "chill the fuck out" pill this morning.... JMO.
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You have some nerve writing "chill the fuck out." Not just my opinion.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 11:08am.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:35am.
Where do you guys see rape here? I mean seriously. It is one photo. He is not holding her down, not threatening her with a gun.
Are you really that fucking stupid? As if people only can get raped by being held at gun-point or when they are held down
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What i find really fucking stupid are people who are judging a situation that they don`t know jack shit about. Would hate to have a judgmental cunt like you sit in the jury of a jury-trial. If you don`t have any proof to back your dumb ass claims up, sit your ass down and STFU. Let`s make it clearer for you: Hinsetzen und Fresse halten. Danke.
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Uh-oh, it's gettin' all German up in here, now.
Bjork - I agree with your last post.
It may not be rape; I don't know enough about the story. I don't know if he knows the woman, if she is his wife, girlfriend, or acquaintance, or some woman who offered to have sex in lieu of getting a ticket. I don't know, and so far, I think only the officer, his lawyer and union rep, the woman, and other departmental officials know.
And who cares if he wants to get his fuck on. The point for me is that he was on duty, and if not, he was still wearing a uniform, one given to a civil servant, representing his profession and his department. It was unprofessional, period. If two consenting civilians were fucking on a car like that in public (out in the open air or in an underground garage), he or any other officer would arrest them, right? So why is it okay for him to do that?
It bothers me that people who are allowed to carry a gun, taser, billy club, handcuffs, and the right to shoot and arrest people abuse that authoritative privilege and power.
RAPE?
Do you have any idea how many cops fuck their see eyes?
She doesn't look like she's being restrained.
Of course NONE of know the exact circumstances of this photo and it's all nothing but speculation.
Could it have been rape? Sure, who knows.
Could it just be consentual sex between two people? Quite possibly.
Why sit here screaming at other posters about YOUR opinion just because the opinion THEY form a bout a grainy picture differs from yours?
SMH.
Some of you really get way too up in arms over your opinion.
People have differing opinions, get over it.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:18pm.
What i find really fucking stupid are people who are judging a situation that they don`t know jack shit about
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OMG. For real? No one is judging ..it's called speculating what may be going on in this photo. It's also called HAVING AN OPINION! Jesus. Isnt this the reason MK put it up there, so that we could all give our take on it?
Seems like someone forgot to take their "chill the fuck out" pill this morning.... JMO.
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So my " I dont see rape here" wasn`t an opinion?? Cause that`s what i got called "stupid" for, and that`s what got my rant going. Read the whole exchange. TY
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:17pm.
*faint*
What i find really fucking stupid are people who are judging a situation that they don`t know jack shit about
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OMG. For real? No one is judging ..it's called speculating what may be going on in this photo. It's also called HAVING AN OPINION! Jesus. Isnt this the reason MK put it up there, so that we could all give our take on it?
Seems like someone forgot to take their "chill the fuck out" pill this morning.... JMO.
Lol I'm still cracking up at the sight of the meerkat(?) watching!too bad we can't see the video, I want see how long the meerkat stayed for.
I used to have a fuck buddy who was a cop and one time when his partner had the day off her stopped by my place on patrol and came inside, handcuffed me and had me suck him off while he was in uniform...it was HOT
Submitted by rukiddingme on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:18am.
You lucky bitch.
i loves me a man in uniform!!!
ive only ever fucked one police officer but he was a cadet...boooooooo
i want me a senior detective or something more higher rank.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:35am.
Where do you guys see rape here? I mean seriously. It is one photo. He is not holding her down, not threatening her with a gun.
Are you really that fucking stupid? As if people only can get raped by being held at gun-point or when they are held down
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What i find really fucking stupid are people who are judging a situation that they don`t know jack shit about. Would hate to have a judgmental cunt like you sit in the jury of a jury-trial. If you don`t have any proof to back your dumb ass claims up, sit your ass down and STFU. Let`s make it clearer for you: Hinsetzen und Fresse halten. Danke.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
3. Whatever happens, Officer McSlutty and his ho should be proud that they made a horny meerkat's (or whatever that is) day.
OMG- I also thought that this looks like a meerkat in the front.
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Where do you guys see rape here? I mean seriously. It is one photo. He is not holding her down, not threatening her with a gun.
Are you really that fucking stupid? As if people only can get raped by being held at gun-point or when they are held down.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Lucky bitch!!
He needs to be on unpaid suspension but let's be honest, this is hot as hell. He left his gun belt on people! Fucking hot.
I'm doubting it's a gf or wife. If I thought for a second , I was going to meet up with my hunk of a cop, I'd wear something like a skirt for easy access. Not jeans!
Yes, she does look like a starfish, but would you resist and fight a cop with a gun? Also notice that the car door looks to be open ... hmmm. Could she have been told to step out of the car and then the plea bargaining began? Maybe she's a prostitute and she just knows the drill: drop them and lay back. Then again, it might very well be consensual and she's trying to get out of an arrest. Personally, I would never spread my legs to get out of a ticket !
I know I should not think like this, but that is a little hot!
I know I should not think like this, but that is a little hot!
Oxygen - are you in DC?
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