Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Hurricane Irene Peen Flasher of Virginia Beach!
The Weather Channel's Eric Fisher hung around in the middle of Hurricane Irene while telling hos that it's a dumb brain move to hang around in the middle of Hurricane Irene when the running of the frat douches bombed his shot and gave us some Category 1 dick (at the :038 mark). And right under the sign FOXY!
You know, at times like this when the media is trying to make bitches freak out by freaking out, you can always count on some motherfucker to say it all with a peen bomb. Watch out for bitchy "THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS" shank eyes from reporters and flying dick pubes from frat dudes!
And hours after this, Irene finally calmed the hell down, was downgraded to a tropical storm and will slide up the coast to never be heard from again! Yup, Irene is just like the rest of us sluts. When she sees a peen that's not really worth blowing, she quietly slides out the backdoor.
"IT WAS COLD, OKAY?!!" is totally that dude's phrase of the weekend!
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)
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Snickey Snolland!
Why you be hatin' on Dutch men so much?! (I know you are Dutch, but that's not the point!) Don't you have male friends or relatives that you even remotely like?
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Dark-sided!
I like the turn this thread has taken... Men and women don't speak the same basic language. All the socialization in the universe won't change that.
Now back to flaccid peens: Raise your hand if you think you know how to pronounce "flaccid." If your hand is up, put it down and check a serious dictionary, like OED.
Bwahaha! I love the dumb fuckery-especially in this situation.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 1:56am.
Twenty years of hard work, and still I have to rent an effing blimp to get elementary stuff across.
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Waaay too subtle - you need to adopt the brick meets head approach. :)
Amy
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 1:56am.
Doable or not, count me out. I'm off men as of today, basically because they annoy the crap out of me. Twenty years of hard work, and still I have to rent an effing blimp to get elementary stuff across. God, I so wish I was a lesbian. Sorry for the rant, but seeing these nincompoops flashing their goods brought it on.
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Don't hate the peen, Mickey!
"...still I have to rent an effing blimp to get elementary stuff across"
Ha, ha!!!
Where's the video?
Silly puty!? Lol
Doable or not, count me out. I'm off men as of today, basically because they annoy the crap out of me. Twenty years of hard work, and still I have to rent an effing blimp to get elementary stuff across. God, I so wish I was a lesbian. Sorry for the rant, but seeing these nincompoops flashing their goods brought it on.
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Submitted by nightowl on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 1:44am.
Did someone say flaccid peen? Lol
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It wasn't me, well a little, ok it was me, but makes me giggle in a good way, it look like silly puty, LOVES IT
ETA Putty, silly putty LOL
Submitted by howdareyou on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 1:38am.
Submitted by TimC on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 1:30am.
Please, folks, be more encouraging of male frontal nudity. Besides, I don't even think it was true for this guy (but hard to say because of the bad focus). But every one of those douchetards was very fuckable, no matter what size equipment they have
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Third that.
Did someone say flaccid peen? Lol
Submitted by TimC on Mon, 08/29/2011 - 1:30am.
Please, folks, be more encouraging of male frontal nudity. Besides, I don't even think it was true for this guy (but hard to say because of the bad focus). But every one of those douchetards was very fuckable, no matter what size equipment they have
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
flaccid penis makes me giggle
Thanks, saltydog. I saw this much earlier in the day and thought there was something sexy about it. This is the second time ever (the first was only yesterday) when I saw something before it went on Dlisted. Spooky.
I watched this video for a dozen times before I saw the mooning/dick flash. Then when I started looking for the 44 second mark I was like "that was NOT there before". As for the tiny meat remark, I wish some people would realize that that kind of criticism is what keeps many men with perfectly adequate and lovely peens from showing them off. Please, folks, be more encouraging of male frontal nudity. Besides, I don't even think it was true for this guy (but hard to say because of the bad focus). But every one of those douchetards was very fuckable, no matter what size equipment they have.
Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 1:48pm.
Anderson would have stripped off and started to chase them around. lol he would have giggled like a girl and try to grab their asses.
Some peens are just not worth flashing.
*sits next to Mrs PC to trade tinymeat critiques*
Submitted by bluesangria on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 4:30pm.
Ima just curious how many Dlisters have been through a hurricane?
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I've been in central FL for 3 decades. The only time I was ever scared during a hurricane was around 1985. I wanted to go outside, but when I opened the door the wind caught it and flung me onto the carport. Fortunately, we had hurricane doors, so they open outward. Otherwise, I would've been smashed by the door. Last major event was getting hit by Charley, Frances and Jeanne in a row. Most of the damage to our neighborhood was the falling oak trees from the ground being soaked for so long. Watched 7 come down on our property. I still do not mess with hurricanes no matter how many I've been through, even if they're mostly weak. Mother nature has been doing this much longer than any of us have been around.
Ima just curious how many Dlisters have been through a hurricane? I have been through 2 - Hurricane Ike and Hurricane Rita - in the Houston area. There was not much flooding in Houston, per se.
The danger was not that the wind would pick you up and throw you, but that it would pick up OTHER shit (pieces of metal, wood, nails, etc) and throw THAT at you.
I remember the neighbors were pissed that a construction crew had left all the lumber at a house being built, completely unsecured and loose at the site. The neighborhood "solved" the problem by stealing all the lumber and using it to brace their own doors, window, etc.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
He totally did. hahaha Then he was all flustered when he had to pronounce her Polish last name.
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Submitted by LA me on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 1:29pm.
Too bad their waders were covering their peens :(
Sorry!! *searching for footage of men in thigh-high waders with peens out*
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Pack of dickheads would've been poetic justice to see those fuckheads sliced by a sheet of flying aluminium roofing.These are the sort of stupid cunts that emergency workers,police,ambulance & paramdeics risk their own lives to save when they get their asses in serious trouble..just so they can go out & run around in the next hurricane
Stupid bastards.
Does it look like I've given up the meth?
Tevness.
That reminded me of The Hangover, when the naked guy jumped out of the trunk of the car.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
the peen was at 44 second mark not 38 LOL
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 12:32pm.
NBC reporter in canoe reports on flooding in Wayne, NJ (classic footage):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slEPV9LyS0&NR=1
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I do love how Matt almost said "N B Shit" at the start!
The reporter kept his shit as well as he could. Anderson's bulge would have grown so big, they could have used it as a breakwater for the tides.
Okay, that had me giggling like a third grader...
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 12:32pm.
NBC reporter in canoe reports on flooding in Wayne, NJ (classic footage):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slEPV9LyS0&NR=1
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Rusty, Thanks for the clip!! LMFAO....Love, love, LOVE the fishermen walking on water!!
Too bad their waders were coving their peens :(
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Move that Lohan....I'm ORANGE CONE!!!!
The reporter is trying to play that he's blowing around, then the dong patrol shows up and they are just fine, running, jumping and shooting us some peen live. Thanks boys, you gave us a laugh and made the news dude look dumb. Sorry for all of you who are enduring this disaster, I do know it's nothing to laugh at for some of you, it's very dangerous.
Internet was down all morning, and yet the idiot box reception was fine. What up wit dat, Time Warner? So I called the number on the modem, and got my ear blasted with a recorded STOP CALLING US ABOUT THE GODDAMN INTERNET WE KNOW IT'S BROKEN IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOU FUCKING FUCKS GO WATCH SOME OF YOUR GODDAMN TV THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH, YOU FAT, EMPTYHEADED MORONS GOD DAMN IT, which then auto-hung up on me.
Actually, it was preferable to speaking with a representative, and no less helpful. Service is back up at the moment, but the stawm is right over us according to the radar map. Still no cat. She's probably on the roof, vandalizing the Time Warner junction box. Dog remains in bathtub.
NBC reporter in canoe reports on flooding in Wayne, NJ (classic footage):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slEPV9LyS0&NR=1
Silly little boys dancing around in their catagory 1 storm. They'd be shitting their frat boy shorts if they lived through something like Hurricane Andrew.
LMFAO@ THIS VID! I had my hubby watch it and hes like "ugh thats just how ppl in Virginia Beach act"(hes from MD) LOLOLOL we need to move there asap!
LOL @ "IT WAS COLD OKAY?"
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" - George Costanza.
Oh no Geraldo, some guy's dick just stole your chances for an Emmy. I'm always on Team Peen.
Glad Irene wasn't as bad as predicted, and hope all the dlisted peeps are safe.
Sadly, I had to concentrate very hard to even notice the peen in that video. My peen-dar is on the fritz.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
meh he could have wanked himself to get a hardon then ran across the tv cameras with a hard dick.... im somewhat dissapointed at these frats.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:09am.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:02am.
Using profanity can get you a $250 fine in Virginia Beach (for real). What does flashing the peen get you?
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Laughed at and made fun of on Dlisted.
hahaha. Worse than any fine.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 10:22am.
Sadly, the streaker is a Princess Tinymeat.
Are there nu--oh.
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LOL @ "the running of the frat douches."
Eric Fisher takes his weather work very seriously.
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ricki, I agree with your rant 100%. I don't like the finger-wagging but some people are HELLA stupid.
And I might add: One day I saw a huge tree branch fall to the ground in Central park. There hadn't been a storm for quite a while and it wasn't even a windy day. That shit can happen any time. Luckily no one was near it when it fell, but if they had, they would have been hurt.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:16am.
What the fuck is the deal with that reporter's glasses?
He doesn't know that he looks like a fucken idiot.
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I think standing in the middle of the road during a hurricane does that. The geeky "sand goggles" are the icing on the cake.
Yet I can't look away sometimes.
I am ashamed to admit that I do watch the weather Channel during serious weather.
Joe Cantore is such the "Meteorologist Rock Star Stud". In his own mind, anyway. He IS cute, but he reeks of fresh rain and stale douchebaggery.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:16am.
What the fuck is the deal with that reporter's glasses?
He doesn't know that he looks like a fucken idiot.
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He took those Superman comics a bit too much to heart.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:16am.
Who is your avie pic? It has me swooning everytime!
"Watch out for bitchy "THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS" shank eyes from reporters and flying dick pubes from frat dudes!"
FLYING DICK PUBES! Enough said, MK! HAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck is the deal with that reporter's glasses?
He doesn't know that he looks like a fucken idiot.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 10:38am.
Oh and BTW I went to Virginia Beach years ago...that place ROCKS! I had a great time there!
I love VB...the hubby and I are going there after Labor Day.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:02am.
Using profanity can get you a $250 fine in Virginia Beach (for real). What does flashing the peen get you?
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Laughed at and made fun of on Dlisted.
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 10:32am.
hahahaa..the poor reporter, trying to make it seem so dangerous while they all frolic in the background like drunk picnickers.
Nota bena to all male Dlisters: Don't jump around (publicly) with a flaccid peen. All that bouncing makes a mockery of your peen. It looks undignified.
You just haven't seen the right peen.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:02am.
Using profanity can get you a $250 fine in Virginia Beach (for real). What does flashing the peen get you?
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Ten "Hail Mary"s and a Snickers Bar?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 08/28/2011 - 11:02am.
Yeah, I agree. The subways and bus services are not supposed to be back up until tomorrow sometime. Hopefully, it will be sooner though.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011