Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Hurricane Irene Peen Flasher of Virginia Beach!
The Weather Channel’s Eric Fisher hung around in the middle of Hurricane Irene while telling hos that it’s a dumb brain move to hang around in the middle of Hurricane Irene when the running of the frat douches bombed his shot and gave us some Category 1 dick (at the :038 mark). And right under the sign FOXY!
You know, at times like this when the media is trying to make bitches freak out by freaking out, you can always count on some motherfucker to say it all with a peen bomb. Watch out for bitchy “THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS” shank eyes from reporters and flying dick pubes from frat dudes!
And hours after this, Irene finally calmed the hell down, was downgraded to a tropical storm and will slide up the coast to never be heard from again! Yup, Irene is just like the rest of us sluts. When she sees a peen that’s not really worth blowing, she quietly slides out the backdoor.
“IT WAS COLD, OKAY?!!” is totally that dude’s phrase of the weekend!
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)