Darlene Conner Is Single!
The myth that lesbians are like swans in that they never break up (and are picky about the kind of fish they peck at) has been debunked again! Sara Gilbert, Darlene from Roseanne turned head cackling hen tamer on The Talk, and her partner of 10 years Allison Adler have closed their legs to each other and ended their love. We better form a prayer circle around Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon in case gayelle break-ups happen in twos.
Sara's rep tells People that she and Allison will share custody of their 6-year-old son Levi and their 5-year-old daughter Sawyer. The rep went on to say that the break up was completely clean and you don't have to keep checking Blogspot to see if Allison started a blog where she'll pour out some lesbian realness and say that Sara's box of new rubber dicks fucked a crack into her heart.
Typing this next part might make the system error "FILE NOT FOUND" pop up on my monitor every time I try to play an Indigo Girls song on iTunes, but maybe this shit is for the best. WELL, I'm fucking selfish! If Sara and Allison stayed together, they probably would've gotten married, eventually. Then if they would've gotten married, Sara might have dropped the Gilbert from her name to become Sara Adler. If that happened, then I wouldn't read the name Sara Gilbert as often as I do. That shit would be the worst. Because every time I see "Sara Gilbert," I read her last name in Leonardo DiCaprio's "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" voice. I just picture Leonardo stuck in a tree while screaming "Giiiiiiiilbuuuuuuuurt" at Johnny Depp. I don't want that to ever change.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:00am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:56am.
Dog
and then we have Jack and Whamo - two major gays in the village of Llanddewi Brefi
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Every one knows I am the ONLY gay in the Village!
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Well, bless your heart, at least you're not the idiot in the village!
ETA: I CORRECTED THAT! DON'T FREAK!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:56am.
Dog
and then we have Jack and Whamo - two major gays in the village of Llanddewi Brefi
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Every one knows I am the ONLY gay in the Village!
Submitted by Athina on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:46am.
I am asking this in all seriousness and do NOT want to start something ugly. But why is it so important to gay people to get married? I mean, why? So they can have a 50% divorce rate the same as the rest of us?
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Well, I believe it all comes down to a little itty bitty concept that we call equality and civil rights in the United States.
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I would like to give up my rights to marry, date, etc. Kudos to those who believe in the concept of marriage and lasting relationships, I am just not one of them.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:58am.
In the Lesbyterian world there is no need to worry about your looks - going to the gym, diet, etc, because in that world the older, fatter, and uglier you are......the more you are in demand!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
In the Lesbyterian world there is no need to worry about your looks - going to the gym, diet, etc, because in that world the older, fatter, and uglier you are......the more you are in demand!
(And that is why we are considering becoming a Lesbyterian!)
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:56am.
Dog
It's clear that was a very homophobic question! There are many gays here, like Stoney or Paris or some other chick with an S (I get 'em all mixed up since all gays look the same) and then we have Jack and Whamo - two major gays in the village of Llanddewi Brefi and of course, MK.
I'm very disappointed in your clear attempt to start a fight and burn the rainbow. You are SO anti-gay.
Now onto all these colored folk....
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Your eye needs some mascara.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:50am
Say for instance you were my lovah..
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With a name like Dirty Whore Mouth you can be my lovah!
*winks and shoots pistol fingers*
Dog
It's clear that was a very homophobic question! There are many gays here, like Stoney or Paris or some other chick with an S (I get 'em all mixed up since all gays look the same) and then we have Jack and Whamo - two major gays in the village of Llanddewi Brefi and of course, MK.
I'm very disappointed in your clear attempt to start a fight and burn the rainbow. You are SO anti-gay.
Now onto all these colored folk....
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Dark-sided!
She had some of the best lines on that show. And her facial expressions were classic. PULL MY FINGER!
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On the bright side, she can always get back together with David.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:49am.
What happened, did someone have a tuna salad sammich for lunch and forget to brush before they got home? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS DAN CONNER?
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Oh crap...it took me about a minute to get the joke. That's some funny shit right there.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:46am.
I am asking this in all seriousness and do NOT want to start something ugly. But why is it so important to gay people to get married? I mean, why? So they can have a 50% divorce rate the same as the rest of us?
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Well, I believe it all comes down to a little itty bitty concept that we call equality and civil rights in the United States.
He's got a few movies coming out. One of them is with Tom Hanks. <-- I really wish this guy would stop making movies. The 90's are over. Go start a film festival.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:50am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:46am.
I am asking this in all seriousness and do NOT want to start something ugly. But why is it so important to gay people to get married? I mean, why? So they can have a 50% divorce rate the same as the rest of us?
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Hi Dog! A lot of it has to do with benefits. Say for instance you were my lovah.. if you got in an accident I would not be allowed to know your condition or make decisions about your medical care because we were not married.
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If you were my lovah, Male Dog would be in heaven.
Okay, thanks. That makes sense. I never even thought of that. See? Nice and easy peasy.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:46am.
I am asking this in all seriousness and do NOT want to start something ugly. But why is it so important to gay people to get married? I mean, why? So they can have a 50% divorce rate the same as the rest of us?
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Hi Dog! A lot of it has to do with benefits. Say for instance you were my lovah.. if you got in an accident I would not be allowed to know your condition or make decisions about your medical care because we were not married.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
What happened, did someone have a tuna salad sammich for lunch and forget to brush before they got home? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS DAN CONNER?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
I am asking this in all seriousness and do NOT want to start something ugly. But why is it so important to gay people to get married? I mean, why? So they can have a 50% divorce rate the same as the rest of us?
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Why is this child barefoot?
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Yes where is dan conner?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I never liked her. How did her pre-emo ass get a talk show anyway? Who would waste time like that? I'd rather watch a real time web cam pointed at the back of Justin Theroux's head.
her ex looks just like her.
I don't know why you'd bother breaking up if you've already clocked 10 years and you have two young kids together, unless there are serious financial or domestic abuse issues.
if it's over sex, I don't know why they can't just invite a pussy friend over for the evening, get their porn star sex tape on, and continue to be a family.
I'm not trying to judge anyone who has, I'm just saying I don't understand...especially if you don't have to conform to puritanical standards of marital fidelity. look at Will and Jada...
Jada, you gonna get on this?
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What kind of fuckery is this?
I'm more concerned with Dan Conner. How's he doing?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Who the fuck is this person?