Darlene Conner Is Single!
The myth that lesbians are like swans in that they never break up (and are picky about the kind of fish they peck at) has been debunked again! Sara Gilbert, Darlene from Roseanne turned head cackling hen tamer on The Talk, and her partner of 10 years Allison Adler have closed their legs to each other and ended their love. We better form a prayer circle around Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon in case gayelle break-ups happen in twos.
Sara's rep tells People that she and Allison will share custody of their 6-year-old son Levi and their 5-year-old daughter Sawyer. The rep went on to say that the break up was completely clean and you don't have to keep checking Blogspot to see if Allison started a blog where she'll pour out some lesbian realness and say that Sara's box of new rubber dicks fucked a crack into her heart.
Typing this next part might make the system error "FILE NOT FOUND" pop up on my monitor every time I try to play an Indigo Girls song on iTunes, but maybe this shit is for the best. WELL, I'm fucking selfish! If Sara and Allison stayed together, they probably would've gotten married, eventually. Then if they would've gotten married, Sara might have dropped the Gilbert from her name to become Sara Adler. If that happened, then I wouldn't read the name Sara Gilbert as often as I do. That shit would be the worst. Because every time I see "Sara Gilbert," I read her last name in Leonardo DiCaprio's "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" voice. I just picture Leonardo stuck in a tree while screaming "Giiiiiiiilbuuuuuuuurt" at Johnny Depp. I don't want that to ever change.
Sara Gilbert has the personality of chalk! Have you ever seen her crapfest show? She barely speaks and when she does-nothing great comes out of her trap. I think her geyelle just got tired of her.
It's true about lesbians though. My sister is one, she moved in with her girlfriend after their first date.
Submitted by Dixie McCall on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:38pm.
Perhaps Sara could hook up with Kristy McNichol. I recall my brother and I watching Kristy on the series 'Family' back in the 70's, and even then Buddy Lawrence gave off the major gayelle vibe. Hell, and then there's Meredith Baxter from that show, too, which makes me wonder about the mom on that show, played by prozaced Sada Thompson. And why is it I have a sudden craving for an egg salad sandwich?
...then there's good ole' Ann B. Davis.
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Wait, Alice AND Mike Brady were bofe gay? Whoa. That's a lot of homersexuality in a house with one bathroom. What about Cousin Oliver? Was he strictly dickly as well?
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:59am.
In the Lesbyterian world there is no need to worry about your looks - going to the gym, diet, etc, because in that world the older, fatter, and uglier you are......the more you are in demand!
(And that is why we are considering becoming a Lesbyterian!)
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*sends Mrs PC a tuna sammich*
Get used to it! :)
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:29pm.
I LOVE old Roseanne reruns! The seasons where she worked at Rodbell's diner were the best, IMO. Shelly Winters as Nana Mary was a riot.
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Yes! My favorite was a Christmas episode where Nana Mary fell asleep and they decorated her like a Christmas tree.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:29pm.
I LOVE old Roseanne reruns! The seasons where she worked at Rodbell's diner were the best, IMO. Shelly Winters as Nana Mary was a riot.
They named a baby girl after the hottest dude on "Lost"? WTF is wrong with them?!
BTW, as someone who genuinely doesn't get it, why do butches dress up in manly clothes? Is it just a fashion choice, or do they feel better in traditionally male garb?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
"I don't know why you'd bother breaking up if you've already clocked 10 years and you have two young kids together, unless there are serious financial or domestic abuse issues."
I agree. I am also a little boring - just putting it out there.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:59am.
"In the Lesbyterian world there is no need to worry about your looks - going to the gym, diet, etc, because in that world the older, fatter, and uglier you are......the more you are in demand!"
Tell that to the casting directors of the 'L Word'. This show triggers my inferiority complex. Last time I checked I was straight, but there are some gorgeous creatures on there. My all time favorite is 'Marina'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhqscDlVIDI
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
well, so she's gay, what a shocker. Given that she exhudes major lesbianism in The Big Bang Theory even though her character is supposed to like men, I can only conclude she's an atrocious actor, the kind who plays herself more than anything else. She delivers her lines like a robot, and not in an endearing geeky way like Jim Parsons or Mayim Bialik.
Perhaps Sara could hook up with Kristy McNichol. I recall my brother and I watching Kristy on the series 'Family' back in the 70's, and even then Buddy Lawrence gave off the major gayelle vibe. Hell, and then there's Meredith Baxter from that show, too, which makes me wonder about the mom on that show, played by prozaced Sada Thompson. And why is it I have a sudden craving for an egg salad sandwich?
...then there's good ole' Ann B. Davis.
Submitted by PinkTransAm: "I miss Roseanne. It reminds me of what a normal life was like."
Me too. I generally don't like shows about regular/poor people, but "Roseanne" was so damn funny. Like the one where Becky farts in front of the whole school? What other show would have tackled that subject? I don't know. It was a good show.
I think "Everybody Loves Raymond" was a ripoff of "Roseanne". Fuck that.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:04pm.
ok let's not pretend that every commenter is not gay.....
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Whoa. A double negative. Is that code for gay?
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Lesbeterians always confuse the hell out of me, especially the bull dyke version. I mean, if you're a woman who's attracted to another hoo hoo, then what's up with all the imported testosterone and the flannel sports shirts? And the old joke about two lesbians and the U-Haul pulling up after the first date seems to apply to several couples I know of. Don't misinterpret my words - I respect all people...but...those gayelles always have my head shaking without one of them down between my legs up in stirrups.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 12:00pm.
She'd be a good match (looks-wise) for Weinerdog (Heather Ma-something).
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Oh god, that bitch is so ugly.
ok let's not pretend that every commenter is not gay.....
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:59am.
In the Lesbyterian world there is no need to worry about your looks - going to the gym, diet, etc, because in that world the older, fatter, and uglier you are......the more you are in demand!
(And that is why we are considering becoming a Lesbyterian!)
things must be really rough in homoland for you to consider stinkfish AT ALL. tough economy? :(
She'd be a good match (looks-wise) for Weinerdog (Heather Ma-something).
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:38am.
So I guess admitting my mirror is my BFF wouldn't be a good idea?
LOL...don't they say that recognizing you have a problem is the first step?
Way back when I was young and still had that deer in the headlights sparkle in my eyes (which are now dead and souless), I had a boyfriend who I thought was hot shit. We went out a few times and a couple of well meaning servers/waitresses said shit like "you look a lot like your brother" and "what is your brother drinking". Needless to say, I still thought he was hot as hell (haha) but I had to break up.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:45am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:40am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:36am.
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:31am.
I've said it before but I think Sara has a crush on Leah Remini and that isn't going to go anywhere!!
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Aren't all $cientologists gay?
NO! We're not all gay >:(
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You sound gay.
I'm not gay but I think my boyfriend is :(
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:40am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:36am.
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:31am.
I've said it before but I think Sara has a crush on Leah Remini and that isn't going to go anywhere!!
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Aren't all $cientologists gay?
NO! We're not all gay >:(
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You sound gay.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Darlene and Jodie Foster would strike me as a white collar/blue collar version of the same person. Might work.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:36am.
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:31am.
I've said it before but I think Sara has a crush on Leah Remini and that isn't going to go anywhere!!
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Aren't all $cientologists gay?
NO! We're not all gay >:(
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
*breaks up with dog*
Bitch.
:)
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by harveyprice on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:34am.
I think it's weird when people fuck on someone that looks just like they do...kind of fucked up and narcissistic. And gross
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So I guess admitting my mirror is my BFF wouldn't be a good idea?
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Submitted by Bat_Boy on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:41am.
I never liked her. How did her pre-emo ass get a talk show anyway? Who would waste time like that? I'd rather watch a real time web cam pointed at the back of Justin Theroux's head.
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I bet you'd see some interesting shit, right there.
I liked her on Roseanne and her cameos on Big Bang Theory are cute. I don't care about this new abortion of a yak-show she has now, though.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:31am.
I've said it before but I think Sara has a crush on Leah Remini and that isn't going to go anywhere!!
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Aren't all $cientologists gay?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I think it's weird when people fuck on someone that looks just like they do...kind of fucked up and narcissistic. And gross.
Irish Fury and Whamo are fatty fats.
DWM is a straight-up whorey whore.
*HOIK*
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I've said it before but I think Sara has a crush on Leah Remini and that isn't going to go anywhere!!
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Dog ~ There are some states that cite the Defense of Marriage Act as justification to not recognize gay/lesbian partners at the time of a medical emergency or death.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
www.petfinder.com - type in your zip code to find pets available in your area for adoption.
We think shes straight and likes yuckybeef. Are there nudes? If there are KEEP EM TO YOURSELVES!
Discuss.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:21am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:17am.
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:10am.
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Not gonna lie.. I thought your avie was a really strange vagina
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Hahaha. My children will be so insulted! And yes, I am one of those people.
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I'm one of those people too.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:17am.
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LOL, I wasn't sure what was going on there I was a gittin all confoundered and such!
*Waddles off for ANOTHER slice of cheese cake*
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:17am.
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:10am.
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Not gonna lie.. I thought your avie was a really strange vagina
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Hahaha. My children will be so insulted! And yes, I am one of those people.
I like sports.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
IrishFury, you are killing me today. My stomach hurts at laughing so damn much.
Whamo, I am just kidding. No-one thinks you are gay, it was just me messing around with Dog's head. Dog is not racist or thinks your gay.
Just fat.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:10am.
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Not gonna lie.. I thought your avie was a really strange vagina.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
by IrishFury on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:05am.
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Every one knows I am the ONLY gay in the Village!
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Well, bless your heart, at least you're the idiot in the village!
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Oh dear, I think she's saying you're an idiot because you're gay! I can't believe the anti-semitism here today!
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I have no idea who's saying what here. And while I may be an idiot I'm actually not gay...(not that there's anything wrong with that ) so I'm not sure at this point if some one taking a piss AT me or just goofing WITH me.
*scratches his head with half a smile*
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:08am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:05am.
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Every one knows I am the ONLY gay in the Village!
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Well, bless your heart, at least you're the idiot in the village!
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Oh dear, I think she's saying you're an idiot because you're gay! I can't believe the anti-semitism here today!
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I'm gonna bust your nut
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Dog, I love you and I'm trying to help you, that's all. If you really need help with your prejudices, please contact the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People here: http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/
Bless you and yours and I wish you Dogspeed.
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I would like to give up my rights to marry, date, etc. Kudos to those who believe in the concept of marriage and lasting relationships, I am just not one of them.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL of this!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. j.k.
And, I only know this chick as Darlene. I use to like that show until I found out how god awful that Roseanne is in real life. I just couldn't watch it w/o thinking about what an insufferable cunt she is.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:10am.
LMFAO at "she just likes sports"
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:05am.
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Every one knows I am the ONLY gay in the Village!
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Well, bless your heart, at least you're the idiot in the village!
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Oh dear, I think she's saying you're an idiot because you're gay! I can't believe the anti-semitism here today!
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REPORTED! You are all gay!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Is it wrong that I think Darlene is hot?
Darlene is my favorite TV character of all time, on a par with Roseanne herself and The Golden Girls.
Every time that Roseanne comes on my Grandma will say "Someone told me that Darlene is gay, she isn't gay..she just like sports" Then I will have to remind her that I AM the one who told het that. And she still won't believe it.
I miss Roseanne. It reminds me of what a normal life was like.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:05am.
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Every one knows I am the ONLY gay in the Village!
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Well, bless your heart, at least you're the idiot in the village!
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Oh dear, I think she's saying you're an idiot because you're gay! I can't believe the anti-semitism here today!
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I'm gonna bust your nut.
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Now she is free to go back to her one TRUE GAYELLE LOVAH!!!!!!!
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1896922880/nm0301959
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
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Every one knows I am the ONLY gay in the Village!
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well, bless your heart, at least you're the idiot in the village!
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Oh dear, I think she's saying you're an idiot because you're gay! I can't believe the anti-semitism here today!
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Dark-sided!
Dog
Correct, that was one heavily lidded eye.
I've gone back to being a God Warrior, it should be back up soon.
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Dark-sided!