QOTD: No Botox For GOOP

August 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Fishsticks Paltrow wants us to know that whenever her face looks like that of an Albino Asian, it’s because she IS an Albino Asian (just like she’s African) and it isn’t because she’s stuffed her face with fillers. Even if Botox was made of the milky discharge from a beluga whale’s lower nipple and cost the price of most people’s cars, Fishy still wouldn’t touch it. Fishy, who is obviously trying to get a membership card to Kate Winslet’s League Of Judgmental Hos, tells German’s OK! Magazine that she raises her nose to almost all plastic surgery.

“Before, I didn’t care about it. And I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or any other of those gimmicks out of pure vanity. But a breast correction after breast-feeding — why not?”

I take back what I said about Fishy looking like an Albino Asian in that picture. Bitch looks more like one of her slaves just grabbed her hair and pulled her head out of her ass. It has that colon-flattened look about it and it hasn’t settled yet. Definitely not Botox. Botox is only for the homely poors!

But really, breast correction for incorrect breasts? Maybe that’s what grand dames of their own asses call it, but us peons who talk real call it, “getting your tits done, bitch.”

Fishy doesn’t need breast correction surgery since she really has no breasts to correct. Tongue correction surgery on the other hand….

via SFGate

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