Prince Hot Ginge, Now With One Less Fleeeeeee
Today, 25-year-old panty model Florence Brudenell-Bruce (or "Flee" as her friends call her) is framing a bright shiny ginger pube as her punane sheds a single tear, because her ride on Prince Hot Ginge's piping hot crotch scepter has come to an end after two months. To which I say the same thing I hope PHG says to Pippa Middleton when she tries to get more pap attention by climbing up his fiery tower: BYE, BITCH!
A source type says that even though Royal aides (whoever the hell that is) approved of Flee, Prince Hot Ginge is not done knighting blonde vaginas with his peen so he decided to de-Flee his ass. The source went on to tell the Daily Mail this shit, "Harry has a lot on his mind at the moment. He is concentrating on his Apache helicopter training. After that he's expecting to return to Afghanistan. Harry enjoyed spending time with friends over the summer, but he doesn't want to be tied town in a relationship when training, so he called time with Flee."
PHG also knew it wasn't going to work out with Flee, because he's leaving for helicopter training in Arizona and won't be back until Christmas.
I never bothered making a voodoo doll of Flee out of overcooked spaghetti noodles and a Dollar General plastic doll, because that would be a waste of overcooked spaghetti and a Dollar General plastic doll. Just like the pocketbook that is permanently glued to The Queen's hands, this relationship was going nowhere.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bus ticket to Arizona to buy and an Apache helicopter costume with easy access holes to make.
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That panty model has a £2.5m home in Notting Hill. That's a lot of panties by age 25. Maybe she got a Royal Loan?
He cannot be related to baldy willy.
he is definately the son of another dude, and not baldy prince charles. no way. he still has his hair whereas william started balding at the age of 3 when he was a toddler.
Stop! PHG haters. He's the best looker in the family and that he is also a red-head is funny. I usually approve MK's taste (which doesn't say much for mine) but I do draw the line at Carrot Top.
Cute bra.
Hi Haterz. Why all the angst about MK's love for the ROJO? MK, all you have to do is get one of those Irish guards uniforms and wander into that AZ compound pantless. They'll think you're one them. No problem.
Brits have the most pretentious sounding nick names. PHG is gay too.
The monarchy is immoral.
The Windsor men always dump their girls because they need to concentrate on work.
Maybe girls should play this game too. "I can't see you any more because I...[pick one - or more]
...will be stationed in the geographic center of Greenland doing climate research
...will be studying for my PhD in architecture at Cornell University
...am doing a two-year residency with Medecins Sans Frontiers in Haiti."
TAKE THAT, [WINDSOR] MEN! XP
Hot damn, he is coming to Arizona? Time to get my stalking bag ready.
PHG has his father Charles' jug ears and his uncle Charles' red hair. He's definitely Prince Charles' and Princess Diana's son. James Hewitt be damned -- he's not in PHG ancestry!
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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PHG may be a bit of a rebel, but he's taking care not to step outside the boundaries of his social group. The likes of our Queen Beatrix, to name one, will not appreciate having a panty model as a dinner guest. Never mind that her own father produced several bastards, it's all about nobility.
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Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:53pm.
You_complete_me are you serious?
I mean, it just kind of is odd he's THE SPITTING IMAGE of James Hewitt, you know? Someone Diana admitted to hooking up with.
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I agree with Jint you see Hewitt and him face to face and in profile and in my mind he's a Hewitt hands down!
Hewitt even said he lied when he said he never knew Diana until after Harry was born, He said he knew her "well before" that.
Feeling is mutual Sarah <3 <3 <3
Again, sorry about that.
You_complete_me are you serious? I mean, it just kind of is odd he's THE SPITTING IMAGE of James Hewitt, you know? Someone Diana admitted to hooking up with.
He's my favorite royal, no doubt. Maybe it's because (as Wham pointed out) he's not a Windsor;)
Of the two brothers, PHG is the looker of the two, but he ain't hot. I'm just not feeling his little squashed up Chucky-dad face with those close set eyes and those loud ass ears. Don't get me wrong, if given the opportunity, I would...NOPE.
He's coming here to Arizona? Wait until he sees all the crackheads and inbred hillbillies carrying guns. He'll be thrilled to go to Afghanistan.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:40pm.
Methinks that the Royal Family is so interbred that they go to family reunions to find a spouse.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:37pm.
Momus ~ and, lets not forget the Royal Doctor to cure STDs.
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I thought Princes did not get STDs; they suffer from "exhaustion" or "battle fatigue" whilst recuperating. Vitamin shots are just another name for penicillin. ☺
*recalled and edited to fix typos*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Jintess - love being friends again :).
"I'm sure if he's going back to Afghanistan, it will be with 20 private body guards, a private chef & driver."
I thought, actually, that PHG wanted to serve along with the rank-and-file and that that was nixed because of the danger it would pose to the other soldiers. I never got a diva vibe from him, but correct me if I'm wrong on that.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:22pm
"... Could you imagine a soft core porn star in the Royal Family!!!"
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They are used to familial anomalies & abominations. There are 13 "challenged" cousins locked in the basement @ Windsor Castle alone.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
Momus ~ and, lets not forget the Royal Doctor to cure STDs.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:27pm.
"Having said that he's not really a Windsor anyway! BWaaahaaa..."
"... soooo with you on that train, btw. No way he belongs to Charles. No.Way)"
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WTH? Take even a fleeting gander @ that proboscis, unfortunate set of ears & too-close-together eyes. If that isn't a Windsor product, I don't know what the eff is.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
Jintess - love being friends again :).
"I'm sure if he's going back to Afghanistan, it will be with 20 private body guards, a private chef & driver."
I thought, actually, that PHG wanted to serve along with the rank-and-file and that that was nixed because of the danger it would pose to the other soldiers. I never got a diva vibe from him, but correct me if I'm wrong on that.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:27pm.
No way he belongs to Charles. No.Way)
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LOL I know! apparently Hewitt re-canted his earlier testimony / staments and said he did indeed know Diana earlier than he'd first admitted. I think he said this relatively recently.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:28pm.
I'm sure if he's going back to Afghanistan, it will be with 20 private body guards, a private chef & driver.
Good Afternoon Dlisted goobers!
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Plus his Royal Aides so that they can vet any local ladies who catch his attention.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:22pm
Coincidentally, Andrew was sent to the Falkland Islands and Kathleen faded into obscurity soon thereafter
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I remember the whole Katherine thing as well, it didn't look good to call her Koo.LOL
You have to figure Andrew's relationship with the queen must have been frosty as hell at that time. Could you imagine a soft core porn star in the Royal Family!!!
He looks more and more like Prince Chuck everyday!
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:24pm.
"Uh Sarah Smile, Palin has a son who has served.
This is a no-win debate"
She is [fortunately] not President. Mitt Romney has said that his son's service was for his campaign and for their missions.
I happen to think it is debatable, but we can differ. This is Dlisted, after all.
Sarah Smile
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Oh no no I think we can easily agree on her (fortunately) not being President :D
I misread you. All apologies
When did he break up with Chelsey Lazy-face?
I'm sure if he's going back to Afghanistan, it will be with 20 private body guards, a private chef & driver.
Good Afternoon Dlisted goobers!
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Having said that he's not really a Windsor anyway! BWaaahaaa
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LOL! From your lips to God's ears
(soooo with you on that train, btw. No way he belongs to Charles. No.Way)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:00pm.
Am I the only one who remembers his uncle Andrew "dating" a porn star by the name of Koo Stark?
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I remember Koo...far more attractive than Fergie actually but not marriage materials for a royal...and back then Cinemax After Dark was the thing to watch after parents went to sleep indeed. Come to think of it that shit was lame and showed NOTHING...yet at the time it felt so dangerous and forbidden.
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"When you open up your vagina to a billionaire and a baby comes out, it is your responsibility to get as much money out of that motherfucker as possible!" - MK
Everybody I've talked to say the Apache is a wild bitch that will try very hard to kill you if you don't give it the respect it deserves. I can understand his not wanting to be distracted by the Punani.
"Uh Sarah Smile, Palin has a son who has served.
This is a no-win debate"
She is [fortunately] not President. Mitt Romney has said that his son's service was for his campaign and for their missions.
I happen to think it is debatable, but we can differ. This is Dlisted, after all.
Sarah Smile
@ Jinteese
Ya he seems pretty down to earth and the whole Royalty thing does seem like a yoke around his neck.
He does look better that his brother but I think from the last few pictures I saw of him it looked like he was losing his hair as well.
Having said that he's not really a Windsor anyway! BWaaahaaa
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:03pm.
If I recall correctly, Andrew actually intended to marry her. The Queen even requested that the press call her Kathleen instead of Koo. Coincidentally, Andrew was sent to the Falkland Islands and Kathleen faded into obscurity soon thereafter.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:00pm.
Am I the only one who remembers his uncle Andrew "dating" a porn star by the name of Koo Stark?
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Momus, I remember! Koo was more of a soft porn princess of the early 80's. I remember staying up late and watching "Cinemax after Dark" after my parents went to sleep. Koo was the star of many of those shitastic skin flicks of the 80's. Lots of boobs, butts and maybe a flash of bush, but nothing X-rated.
Agree about that Whamo ('Diana' her)
You know, for all of the luxuries the guy has, he just seems to want to be his own person. I admire him for that.
Doesn't hurt that he is aging much better than his brother.
Uh Sarah Smile, Palin has a son who has served.
This is a no-win debate
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:06pm.
MK, your PHG is boring as shit
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Gotta agree, a lot of us havde stated we couldn't give a fuck about Harry and MK obsession with him is irritating as shit but what the hell, it's his blog so what are you gonna do?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:00pm.
I didn't know that. Googled her & here's a fairly recent article about her with pics.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1355803/Prince-Andrews-ex-girl...
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
"Harry has a lot on his mind at the moment. He is concentrating on his Apache helicopter training. After that he's expecting to return to Afghanistan."
I have to wonder if a U.S. President with sons of service age would enlist them. The royals may be wastes of space in some ways, but at least they serve their frigging country.
I know Biden's son served.
Sarah Smile
Michael K... you said panty. *shudder*
I cannot susplain why, but that word... *cringes & folds ears inward whilst stomping floor*
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
MK, your PHG is boring as shit. Yeah. I said it. Unless he is spotted somewhere with his dick up your noo-noo hole, I can live without another PHG post.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:00pm.
Am I the only one who remembers his uncle Andrew "dating" a porn star by the name of Koo Stark?
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I remember Koo. It's one thing to date but I think it's entirely different when it comes to marrying
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 12:00pm.
"Am I the only one who remembers his uncle Andrew "dating" a porn star by the name of Koo Stark?"
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Nope. :o)
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 11:51am.
Not sure about that Whamo.
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I'll give you maybe on that only because he's second in line. Having said that if he wanted to marry a stripper I'm sure they'd "Diana" her just like they did, well Diana
Am I the only one who remembers his uncle Andrew "dating" a porn star by the name of Koo Stark?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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F-1 driver Jenson Button was Rogering her a few years back.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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Still waiting (hoping) for the news piece of PHG and Kate Middleton's brother James having a drunken weekend tryst at Balmoral. Actually, waiting for the BBC3 mini-series based on that incident with Catherine Tate playing Pippa. Imagine!!
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