Ryan Gosling Is Yallaw-Haired Now, But What The Hell Is That Tattoo On His Face?
No, Ryan Gosling is not on the set of the sequel to Joe Dirt. Ryan Gosling is shooting some movie in Upstate New York called The Place Beyond the Pines and he supposedly plays a motorcycle stunt driver or something. That doesn't matter. It also doesn't matter that Ryan bleached his hair til it turned the color of yeast infection discharge (I've been Googling again). There are more important things to discuss like that fake tattoo on his face. What in punctuation mark hell is the meaning of that thing?
Is an exclamation mark tattoo under your eye like the opposite of a tear drop tattoo? Instead of saying that you've made radiator paninis in prison and/or murdered the life out of a person, is it saying you're so excited so excited because you beat a murder charge? (Casey Anthony meet Kat Von D.) Ryan's face can never look like it's showing an emotion other than SOEXCITED, because his eyeball is always shitting out an exclamation point.
You know, I'm once again over analyzing a non-issue. It's simple, Ryan just wants to make a statement without saying a word.
Ryan Gosling is so amazing! I just don't like the tattoo on his face either but I guess, we should just respect him. Tattoo is an art for other people and the tattoo on his face maybe his way of expressing himself.
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It's his sad clown face but with gusto hence the exclamation!
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If there's an overrated pretentious douche who can give James Franco a run for his money, it's this guy.
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is he auditioning for the new batch of Faces of Meth?
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He could get "douche" tattooed on his forehead, but it would be redundant.
The tattoo under his eyes means he misses someone who is locked up for a long time. I think it's suppose to look like a tear drop. If you watch any prison documentary you'll notice a lot of men sport similar tattoo.
He's a good actor (awesome in Full Nelson), but his voice bugs me a bit.
I used to wear that back in the late 80's along with Verve, Love's Baby Soft, and Liz Claiborne.
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Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 5:03pm
Yeah, I don't really care about the movie...don't really watch a lot of movies. Someone sent me that because they know I love him...and I just realized it was from Just Jared. Ugh I swear I don't visit that site! Ha!
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 4:56pm.
Mmmm. I would hit it till he begged me to stop.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gOWWotJz9F4/TiHiVcXGFTI/AAAAAAAACKo/3DW7Pw6rsp...
That ass! Mmmm.
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I want to see this movie as a Ryan Gosling fan and because he got hot for the role but at the same time I am "meh" because the storyline seems so stupid. To me, great actors/actresses do so well in serious films and then act in silly films like this one will be. It's like banging solid 10's and every now and then hitting a "6" on lonely nights. I think this movie will really suck. Gosling would be the only positive aspect in it. :/
Mmmm. I would hit it till he begged me to stop.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gOWWotJz9F4/TiHiVcXGFTI/AAAAAAAACKo/3DW7Pw6rsp...
That ass! Mmmm.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Speaking of Faces of Meth....
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
This man is not attractive?
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/ryan-gosling-blue-valentine-new-...
He's not the best looking guy ever but he can be extremely attractive when he wants to be. He also looks amazing in suits. He just takes movie roles like this one where making yourself look a little unattractive is part of the role.
I loved him in Half Nelson and Blue Valentine. I think he is very talented.
Razor lips and marble eyes. Not sessy. And he looks smug. I hated him in lars and the real girl. Such a stupid fucking movie. Contrived indie LOOK THIS IS POIGNANT SHIT HERE kind of deal. He'll end up like sean penn level assholery in about a decade or so..
I don't get his appeal either. He looks like an inbred hillbilly and with that outfit and hair, even more. If I didn't know he was an actor, I would've thought he came from the Smoking Gun's mugshots.
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Even with shit hair and even shitter tats he makes me SO FUCKING WET! and I don't even have a vag.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:20pm.
I have much love for Ryan ever since I saw this video of his band playing with the childrens choir group. :))
Thanks for sharing, that was amazing!!
what a twinkie
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I have much love for Ryan ever since I saw this video of his band playing with the childrens choir group. :))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGakxDyjwzc
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Leave Ryan Alooooooooone!
He is so cuuuuuute! :)
You guys are going to tell me that he doesn't look smoking hot in that new Crazy,Stupid,Love movie?!!!!
Haterz
It's a good thing he has muscles 'cause the face is nothing to write home about. And now he is flugier.
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Ahhhmygawd...Exclamation!! I totally loved that stuff when I was like 14 years old. Then I moved on to Debbie Gibson's "Electric Youth"...lol...
As for whatever that is on Ryans face...since he's dirt bike riding, could it be dirt or oil or some other junk because that doesn't look like much of a tattoo.
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He's douchey. He gives me Jake Gyllenhaal vibes, as in they act like they hate attention, but are actually attention whores.
Also, they're ambiguously gay.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:44pm.
He be lookin' like Beavis all growed up.
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Creampuffs like him make all those prison type tats meaningless.
Maybe he's using the same shitty - supposedly waterproof - mascara as I do. Being Dutch I'm obviously too cheap to toss it out, so for a couple of more weeks to come I'll go through life looking like a bloody raccoon.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I never got the appeal of this guy, either, but then again, I just can't with a vast majority of today's actors. This Gosling guy has a truly goofy face...nope, can't come up with a better adjective...just plain goofy. And don't even get me started on overrated fem boy Ryan Reynolds...AAAAAAHHH!
The only two contemporary actors who truly resonate with moi are Robert Downey, Jr. and John Cusack...LOVED "High Fidelity".
Loved him in the Notebook. Can't recall one fucking thing he's done since. I am also just noticing his wandering eyeball. Look to the left already before that fucker falls out and you have to go chasing it across the street.
I hated that shitty perfume. My Electric Youth was TEN TIMES BETTER!
And I don't get the appeal of this dude. But to each his own. Can't get down on the Gosling lovers, since I'm queen lover of douches.
CARRY ON!
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:45pm.
I don't get his appeal either. He might have a nice body, but he's totally DUR in the face. His eyes always seem glassed over.
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I don't get his appeal either. He might have a nice body, but he's totally DUR in the face. His eyes always seem glassed over.
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He be lookin' like Beavis all growed up.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
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The faux exclamation mark tattoo is the only remotely exclamatory thing about this post or Ryan Gosling in general.
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Ok, before he was just unattractive, now he is plain ugly. Congratulations!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:38pm.
Too bad you couldn't tie in the 90s BEST PERFUME COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME OF THE 90S OF THE CENTURY FOR WINDSONG to this post, whose jingle is often sung in my office.
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BWAHAHAHAHA! I love to hate that commercial. It was my "Arbys is good mood food" for the 90s.
Exclamation perfume! LMAO!!! Every girl I knew wore that in junior high. Then we all moved on to Colors, then Liz Clairborne, and then Liz Claiborne Vivid. It was like we were issued them.
In high school we all moved on to the Calvin Klein lines.
Too bad you couldn't tie in the 90s BEST PERFUME COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME OF THE 90S OF THE CENTURY FOR WINDSONG to this post, whose jingle is often sung in my office.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Someone please explain this man's appeal to me. Ive seen him in movies and nothing. I dont get it. Is it one of those things like if youre butt ass but can play an instrument and are in a famous band
you can get more ass than a toilet seat? Because seriously that is the only way I can explain C. C. DeVille or this dude.
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with that movie title and those bleached locks, i wldve thought the plot be about barebacking at a summer-share on Fire Is!
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I believe Kanye put the exclamation mark on him to emphasize his DOUCHINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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